/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12375799
There is no way to make that libcuck trash taste good.

Depends on your taste really. If you have a mortar and pestle I think freshly ground cumin is really nice. Otherwise things you can optionally add are diced tomatoes, a bit of salsa, diced cilantro, red or white (white is a bit spicier) onions, finely chopped garlic, salt, freshly ground pepper, ground coriander, ground cumin, and lime or lemon juice.

Also nice with a hint of sour cream or greek yogurt if you want a bit of dairy.

>>12375799
You actually want to reinterpret guacamole, dont you leftist cuck soiboi

>>12375804
>>12375808
transparent falseflagging tbqh

>>12375799
try baklouti oil to finish, it'll blow your mind. don't be afraid to add more salt.

>>12375799
Just peel the avocado and eat it like an apple.

>>12375858
Also, insert the core in ur asshole

>>12375799
put avocado(minus the core) into food processor as well as concentrated milk and ice and blend it. Thank me later

Le soy meme

>>12375799
>6 ripe avocados, ripe means dark green, slightly soft, and fragrant
>1 small white onion
>2 roma tomatoes
>1 lime
>4 cloves of garlic
>1 jalapeño
>cilantro
>sea salt

Cut the avocados in half, remove the pits and skin, slice into cubes. Put them in a large mixing bowl and pulverize with a potato masher. Dice the onion, tomatoes, and jalapeño. Mix them in gently. Peel and mince the garlic cloves, mince the cilantro, mix those in too. Squeeze the juice of the lime over the mixture, mix it in. Add sea salt to taste. Enjoy.

>>12375910
Well I actually have all that stuff now, so I'll try this one. Thanks.

>>12375804

There's only 5 ingredients you need for awesome guacamole.
1. Avocados
2. Salt
3. Serrano pepper, minced
4. Lime juice
5. Cilantro, finely minced

That's fucking it. It's the best guacamole, period. Adding anymore stuff is over-gilding the lily.

>>12375892
>(minus the core)

>>12375910
This is correct

>>12375910
This is how I do it but without the garlic and tomato, I'll have to try with tomato. Normally I serve it with things that already have tomato. Mash it with a fork, I like it a little chunky.

>>12375892
I have a friend from Syria that makes avocado milkshakes. She says they are good.

>>12375799
just slice the avocados and put them on a butter chicken pizza

>>12375799
Secret ingredient is garlic salt

>my parents basically make guacamole by putting avocado, tomato, and lemon juice together
>doesn't even add any salt
>it tastes bland as shit
>always prefer salsa over guacamole
>finally get some good guacamole a couple years ago
>now I very much prefer guacamole

>>12376112
>minus the core

>>12376503
Yes, guacamole is delicious. This meme of people pretending not to like it or avocados is dumb.

>>12375992
Are you mexican?

>>12375799
>1 box of avocados
>2 bunches of cilantro
>8 tomatoes
>2 white onions (or 1 white 1 red)
>16 jalapenos
>1 cup lemon juice
>1/2 cup lime juice
>1/4 cup salt
It's how we used to make it at work, so scale down as necessary

>>12376538
About how many avocados in a box?

>>12376579
Around 40

mortar and pestle or any other "by hand" method. in the food processor it became watery green vhomit

>>12375799
diced onion, tomato, cilantro, with a squeeze of lime juice. salt + pepper

I worked at Chipotle for a few months years ago, so I made it their way.

Avocados
Red onion
Salt
Lemon + Lime juice
Cilantro
Jalapeno

It's bretty good not gonna lie

avocados
white onion
salt
lime juice
jalapeno

i dislike cilantro so i replace it with cumin and mint, works fine

tomatoes optional

>>12375799
best guac is made with salsa, basically get some salsa, lime juice, avocado, and salt. Adjust to desired taste and texture. The best guac I have had was made with raw homemade salsa, 2nd best was with roasted salsa I made as well.

There was this quac that a roommate of mine used to make where she'd mix pomegranate in it. It was actually really good

>>12375799
5 guacamoles
1 red onion diced
1 tomato diced (skin part only)
3 red chili peppers
3 habanero peppers
A Salt
A pepper
Crushed ghalic
A chomped cilantro
Lemon Jews
Lime Jews

Wa la

>>12376603
>16 peppers per 40 'cados
What flyover whiteville is this?

Just keep it simple. Mashed avocado, lemon juice, and garlic powder is all you really need. salt and pepper ontop of that can help.

>>12375806
are you the same fag in the other thread who refuses to call it cilantro

>>12375799
avocado
salt
lots of fresh cracked black pepper

that's it. eat it fast or it'll go brown

>>12375865
>insert the core

it's a pit

>>12377106
This. Any other recipe is wrong and filter any IP that says add tomato

I gave a try to the hippity avocado on toast meemay. It was alrite.

I used to do this thing where I just put an avocado into a bowl and put a little SOY sauce in it
it was alright, good poorfag food

>>12377828
Based

>tomato in guacamole

>>12375799
>Mash avocado
>Don't add anything else

You're welcome.

>>12377211
Juice or seeds? Sounds p bomb

>>12378157
The seeds. She bought them out of the fruit in a little container and stirred it right in. Not sure what else was even in it, but it was really good.

>>12375799
I was taught to use avocado, onion, jalapeño, cilantro and lime. That's it.

>>12376530
Why would that matter?

>>12375799
Here’s the trick

Mash up the avocados, chunkiness based on your preference, and then add literally whatever the fuck you want until it tastes good.

If you have cooking experience this should only be mildly difficult.

>>12375910
This, no exceptions

>>12378879
If you're not Mexican don't cook Mexican food!

>>12378891
No. You suck.

>>12378895
You're dumb.

>>12376454
Well it is. Most american thought of avocado as a savory ingredients tho so the taste seems off to them