/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12365536
We should push for them to change their name to burger queen. Like IHOB except more poz'd

god i wish that thumb were my penis

I'll have her my way

>>12365536
I'd eat her burger if you know what I mean heh

Who is she? Why would I want it her way as opposed to my own?

>>12365778
I dont get it

>>12365799
1. Gigi Hadid
2. Because she is a rich and famous model

>>12365536
As if she's ever eaten in a Burger King

>>12365536
Is it even Halal?

>>12365536
My way or the highway.

Havent had a whopper since i was a babby boy

Could only finish half lol

>>12366325
the highway it is then

I wish I could bond burger her

>>12365536
God I love Gigi Hadid. She's so fucking hot.

I'll probably unironically go buy Burger King because of this ad.

Tiaras are satanic symbolism. They want you to worship the ruler of this world, instead of the one above. That is why this ad appeals to the things of this world: vanity, lust, gluttony. Our Lord and Savior was beaten and had nothing but a crown made out of woven thrones, one so sharp it made his scalp bleed. We make a mockery of his crucifixion and death every time we adorn our own crowns for nothing other than vanity. I would not even don one made out of plastic. I will not be giving Burger King my business ever again. Their greed made them renounce their country, their desire for popularity made them embrace LGBT, and the third and final corruption has set it, which is making a mockery of God. I'll choose HIS way.

>>12366474

>>12366547
>things I hate so much can't be real so they must be bait
Go back to your containment thread.

Have it His way.

>>12366474
>>12366598
HOLY BASED

>>12365812
>2. Because she is a rich and famous model
so no burger?
or do i throw it up afterward

>mods cull my fpbp and the other based posts but leave the thread up
imagine never having sex and doing it for free

Stop using Burger King.

>>12366713
Shut up and post Gigi Hadid eating, faggot

Jesus Christ. First their food goes to shit. Then the gay whopper. Then that batshit crazy mental illness meal commercial. Now this? What is BK even doing? People who appreciate their virtue signalling will never eat their food.

>>12367032
literally who
i dont into internet whores

>>12367108
She's a Victoria's Secret supermodel, frogposter

>>12367032
>>12367120
>those freckles

Anybody got feet?

>>12367120
so just some whore?

>>12365725
A black drag queen

>>12367128
I hate feet but okay

>>12366474
based and christpilled

>>12367174
thx m8

>>12366474
unironically based, wholesome and apostolicpilled

>>12366474
>>12366598
I'm glad there are still true Christians left.

>>12365536
Again with the /pol/ spam.

>>12367222
TRINITY TRIPS

>>12365536
Burger King doesn't have to keep trying this hard to make people hate it.
Last Burper King burger I had was purchased for me by a family member and it was terrible like I get disgusted just thinking about it. Their bread tastes stale and there was too much mustard which tasted like 10 notches below any off brand economy brand. The cheese I question if it was even cheese.
Just gross.
Now they're pushing political agendas so just makes me avoid them more.

>>12365536
i want to order her

Looks like she fucks black dudes

>>12367566

>>12365812
1. Thank you
2. [Fapping intensifies]

>>12367585
>bondage to sin intensifies
FTFY

>>12367129
a highly successful whore

>>12367590
THIs

>>12367602
>>12367584

i'm legitimately uncomfortable now

>>12367630
why

>>12367637

my lack of attraction to black men is filling me with white guilt

Your viral marketing worked

>>12366598
>>12366643
>>12367222
>>12367358
Praise Christ my brothers, His love truly blesses us.

>>12368168
Agree. God bless you my friend. Peace and good tidings.

Is /ck/ the most religious board?

>>12369552
PBUH

>>12369552

>>12369695
>>12369707
What the hell are these supposed to meme? Is that a yes then?

>>12367222
>He types this as he masturbates to pornography and posts hateful shit on /pol/
Who the fuck are you fooling man? Losers like you only have reverted back to christianity because you're hardcore contrarians and unironically think that christianity will give a hot aryan wife

I want autistic neopuritan sharia retards to leave

>>12370272
>projection

>>12370278
I want redditors to leave instead.

>>12367129
>passing judgement on other peoples success and life achievements
>an autistic frogposter on a mongolian throat singing forum
Jesus didn't die for this shit

>>12370285
so we agree then

>>12370291
>other peoples success and life achievements
vanitas vanitatum dixit Ecclesiastes vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas
>Jesus didn't die for this shit
He didn't die for any "shit", any of your temporal concerns wants or needs. It was purely an act of Grace.

>>12370305
>having your own fanfiction about Jesus because you're mad at a girl you saw on the internet
mighty blasphemy right there m8
you might want to confess to your nearest kiddy fiddling priest

>>12370312
The first post wasn't mine. I was only pointing out the absurdity of yours. You managed to reddit it up again with this one.

>>12367032
>put freedom frie in mouth
>someone takes picture
>spit out freedom frie
>make money
based and redpilled

>>12370364
Money is the root of all evil.

>>12365536
Im having her my way. And there will be plenty of extra white sauce.

>>12366694
>do I throw it up afterward
Yes
Or you can spit it out after chewing and tasting

>>12370291
it's summertime
frogposters are starting to explore the internet

>>12370593
Wrong choice: >>12366598

>>12365536
Im never eating another whopper after BK encouraged that milkshake bs in the UK

>>12370624

>>12371316
>saves thumbnails
fucking zoomers

>>12365536
>incites political violence

>>12366474
This was a well thought through post and I appreciate the moral implications behind it even as an atheist.

>>12370624
That shit is based! I can't wait until it spreads here to the US.

>>12365536
She looks like a tard sucking her thumb lile that

>>12370291
Jesus didn’t die for some limp wristed sex starved faggot to spam whores either

>>12366474
Wow, did you come up with this? Good stuff man

>>12366349
Fine by me, I'll keep driving all the way to a competing fast food joint.
Suck my dick BK, and do it my way.

>>12365536
QUEEN SLAYYY!!!!! yes girl power! fuck men, they don't get to make choices.

Is Burger King good? I've been thinking about going back to them after two decades for their vegan burgers.

>>12370291
>because someone god rich off dumb shit means we should have respect for her
how about no
she's not going down in history books for being a woman

>>12370272
Absolute projection

>>12375060
I'm not okay with this. It's hitting uncanny valley levels too much. Somebody stop them, please.

>>12368136
sad!

>>12365536
Getting pumped and dumped by Chad has never been easier thanks to the welfare state. I don't think it can be more "her way".

Anyone ever order a bunch of value menu burgers like this? I did the other day and it's da best. I keep the leftovers for a day or two and have cold burgers.

>>12365536
As if I needed another reason to hate BK. In other words, fuck women.

>>12365752
That girl is my daughter. Whatever you do to her, I'LL do to YOU.

>>12375281
I used to do this all the time in college. One stop to Del Taco or Jack in the Box and I'd order food for three days.

Shit got me fat though. Also, this isn't a real advertisement, this is from Gigi's appearance in Bazaar.

bump

>>12377639
why did you bump this shit thread

>>12365536
shitty political agendas and no butter chicken pizza? yeah, miss me with that

>>12377657
lmao STOP posting about butter chicken pizza in every thread

>>12377650
for gigi

>>12377657
Based and butter chickenpilled!

>>12365812
thx, i thought it is lorde

>>12365536
Why isn’t she wearing a tiara?

>>12378021
Because it's not a real advertisement. Why didn't you read the entire thread, full of religion and waifuism?

>>12365536
Fuck Burger Queer.

>>12378077
>hurr I believe in global warming and socialism because I'm so woke

How long before you think about KYS or a mass shooting because your faith in humanism leaves you jaded and miserable?

>>12378133
Did you have a stroke? Someone photoshopped some logos over a normal picture and made everyone believe Gigi Hadid is shilling tiaras at Burger King.

Instead she's hot and took this picture for something else.

>>12378133
Congratulations you've achieved the impossible - most retarded post in a 24 hour period!

My guess is it was the influence of being homeschooled by evangelicals. Our thoughts and prayers are with you, lol!

>>12366474
Based and bread-pilled

>>12378200
Imagine if he went to public school. He could learn about 9/11, the burger revolution, the burger civil war, AND the holocaust EVERY semester! World history is just amerishart history after all!

>>12365536
Real talk I want that tiara

>>12370404
>t. seething libera

>>12367045
>unironically posting stonetoss

>>12378133
Preach brother

>>12377657
What political agenda?