/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12354649
This is the most onioncel thing I have ever seen.

>>12354649
Call “gay” whoever made this and he will start denying it, even allegations you naver made

>>12354649
>Make a bit of money
>Blow it all on shit you saw on the internet about what they define as manly
>Post a pic of your toy-spread on the internet, where you learned it
Simple simple people

>>12354649
Whats with the knoif?

>>12354649
all its missing is an m1911 and a bong.

what's the point of frenching the ribeye?
what's the point of wrapping the foil around the bone?

>dred herbs

>>12354691
In 2024 every one of these meme restaurants will have a bong that you can smoke while you eat

>$60 worth of ribeye
>$90 bottle of whiskey
>$150 knife
>$80 cutting board
>BUDWEISER BBQ SAUCE

Disgusting Brazilian hue monkey.

found a butcher that sells tomahawk ribeyes but i still have no idea what the FUCK the point of them is

I am confused... I only know "Eisenbahn" beer from Brazil.

what's that style of knife called
i want one

>>12354739
Pretty sure there's called a Bowie knife, but I'm not a /k/omando so I may be wrong

>>12354649
Huehuehue

>>12354753
oh ya and it's pronounced like buoy and not like the singer?

>>12354739
>>12354753
its a bowie
chinese shit though

>>12354649
>House Baratheon sigil on bottle
>"Dalmore"
>"Eisenheahn"
>no GoT names
wtf is this shit? some off brand attempt at GoT memoribilia?

>>12354781
That’s just a stag not a baratheon sigil you dingus

>>12354803
>medieval meat
>sword
>baratheon sigil
>day after GoT finale
>"that's not GoT related"

>>12354694
It hasn't even been properly frenched. You can see the meat extends up the bone. You'd cover them with foil so they don't char when grilling them, it gives them that nice roasted aroma like you get when you do stock. It's ultimately pointless.

>>12354775
Nah, pronounced “bow-ee”, named after legendary Texan James Bowie who popularized the pattern back in the Texas Revolution(aka that time America stole Texas from Mexico).

>>12354832
So steal it back, what's the big deal?

>>12354724
based

>>12354649
this is the most tryhard faggoty attempt at being 'manly' i've ever seen

>>12354649
>tin foiling the tips

Is that necessary? The rest of the pic screams 'brute', yet foiling the tips seems so dainty.

>>12354684
>has no money
>isn't manly
>reacts like a catty faggot when people post pics of themselves doing expensive and manly things

>>12355622
>manly

>>12355634
>has meltdown at the mention of "manly"

>>12354684
Spoken like a true soyboy.

>>12355640
>meltdown

>>12355648
>>12355622
>Unironically triggered at the truth
I bet you guys actually have "man-dens" and participate in the beer threads

>>12354815
That ain’t it dude

>>12354815
You're actually retarded.

>>12355668
You don’t need a place to get away from your wife for a few minutes?

>>12355837
I am very alone in life

>>12355837
man caves imply that the wife took over the rest of the house with useless shit. the very definition of having a man cave is being a cuck. why isn't the entire house your man cave?

>>12355850
because i don't want my kid to see me smoking weed in my underpants

>>12355858
DUDE

>>12355850
Never been married eh? I have toys, models, swords, my office setup with 47” tv and speakers, frank frazetta posters, a comfy reading chair, my own walk in closet, and whatever the fuck else I want. And my wife pays for the whole damn house so I suppose it would be rude to be such an ungrateful cocksucker as you.

>>12355868
So youre a housepet. With a well furnished litterbox.

>>12355868
Oh and my wife is 400 pounds if that matters.

>>12355875
Trophy husband is the word you’re looking for

>>12355876
Haha she had her cosmetic surgery done in Beverly Fucking Hills! 34DD-26-38 and she jogs on the beach for cardio. Hate me all you want.

>>12355891
And I’m 9 feet tall with a dinosaur for a pet.

>>12354649
>cross-contaminating your drinking glass with raw meat

This is so manly i just beat up the homo next door and bought a F150

>>12355868
>office setup with 47” tv
>not the standard 55 inch

>>12354872
we are doing it :^)
And your whole country too

>>12354649
>extremely desperate attempt to look manly for internet points and still used dried herbs
Sad

>>12354708
I really cant believe that the restaurant industry hasn't been lobbying for legalization. They would allow free bong rips and then charge on soda refills and chicken nuggets and rolls and tater tots and make millions.

>>12354724
>$80 usd cutting board
You gotta be fucking kidding me

>>12354698
Freeze dried herbs are actually amazing but regular dried do kind of suck.

>>12354649
all i see is gout

>>12357317
Nobody would ever leave the building.

>>12354832
>stole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_of_conquest
>>12355928
At least we had the balls to do it with rifle and cannon.

>>12357385
>with rifle and cannon.
Too bad after we put all the dems in place you won't be able to.

>>12354649
Did you actually cook that meat or did you eat it raw?

>>12354649
>novelty knife
novelty knives serve only one purpose:
novelty

>>12355891
Provide evidence or you're just full of shit, i.e. pics or gtfo
>inb4 "I-I don't have to prove anything to you losers!! I'm going to go fuck my very real wife in my very real bed now!"

>>12355928
>implying this country will actually be yours
as soon as whites are fully out of power in America, the Chinese will take it over. enjoy being slaves to commie gooks

>>12357385
>might makes right
Fuck outta here with that nonsense.

>>12357457
The chinese could have been a formidable foe if xi jinping didnt fuck everything up

America will rule the earth for a few more generations desu, they're simply too strong

>>12357397
yea, anyone who doesn't have a japanese edgemaster deluxe double ceramic dragon steel 100 fold knife set is just wasting their time. how dare a man cut meat with a piece of sharpened steel that I don't like

>>12357560
The picture is clearly very tryhard and the knife is only there for novelty. It's too big to be practical really, except as a machete.

>>12357604
maybe in your small, fragile hands

>>12357609
Look at the size of the glasses and liquor bottles. That thing is practically machete sized. Who the fuck uses a machete in the kitchen?

>>12354649
Dalmore is trash and overpriced.

>>12357625
For you.

>>12355891
>cosmetic surgery
So she's ugly?

>>12357318
A wooden board that big is going to cost you

>>12354649
Mega yikes

>>12354667
Define onioncell please I have a feeling I agree but I don’t know what it means

>>12358143
virgin freak who eats onions all day to be masculine

>>12354684
this
>>12355622
>>12355640
...
jesus, how small is your penis that you have to overcompensate this hard

>>12354832
>Nah, pronounced “bow-ee”,
No the other anon was right, it's pronounced "bou-wee".

>>12358156
>muh small penis compensation
stop thinking about dicks you disgusting homo

>>12358536
>(You)
nice cope retard. How old are you, 12?

>>12358025
Holy fuck. Googled that brand in the corner. I was way to generous at $80. That board retails for $200.

>Drinking carbs
Yikes.

>>12354649
that is the most reddit "I am a super macho man and this is for me, my wife, and her bull" meal.

>>12358729
More like “I voted for Trump and I’m a Real Man™ because I hate liberals and brown people”.

>>12358735
So, nothing wrong with any of it? Gotcha.

>>12354815
holy fucking consumersoi cringe

>>12355622
>manly

lmao, bet you have a collection of hotsoisauces in your cupboard and an oiled beard too.

>>12358756
Conservatards are defined by their hatred, greed, and willful ignorance. Liberals are defined by their compassion, charity, and willingness to learn. You decide which one is right.

>>12355891
imagine being so pathetic you have to make up stuff on fucking 4chan of all places

>>12354649

The most manly thing you can do is not take pictures of your dinner.

>>12358771
A real leftist wouldnt have used "tard" as a derogatory term. Nice bait attempt though.

>>12354649
*crack*
*sip*
Yup, soylent

>>12358773
Hi generic poster, you're a fucking faggot
Go back tp twitter or reddit

>>12354684
This.
>>12355622
> pics of themselves doing expensive and manly things
I wouldn't call arranging bottle corks and raw cuts of meat for a pretty picture *manly*, exactly.
>>12358763
>>12355648
>buy our products, SoyBoy, they'll make you feel like a man.
>Now remember to sit down when you pee so you don't splash
>Did you subscribe to our beard-care service yet?
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