/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12341584
Groceries. Buy them.

2am chili bro, why didn't you post in my stew thread? I'm hurt and upset now :(

>>12341584
oh nice are you doing the cooking comically recipe?

>>12341585
>he sips
Based

>>12341610
that’s not a sip fag

>>12341593
Oh shit I’m sorry enjoy your Guinness stew anon

Spices. Mix it all up
>tfw no onion powder so grated onion will do

>>12341585
Where are the potatos?

>>12341585
>2AM thread
>Have to do shit
I'd rather just eat my own cum as a midnight snack

>>12341595
Yes it’s this one

>>12341622
yass

Shake it.

>>12341620
>I'd rather just eat my own cum as a midnight snack
Now throw that shit away

MMM.
Yeah
Smells like touchdowns.
>actually smells like Indian food

Buckle up bois

>>12341622
>not doing it all in one pot
REEEEEEEE

Oh shit, is he really doing it?
Please tell me you bought something like this, only to throw it in the trash. We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE. FUCK IT. I'LL MIX IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE. FUCKING SEASONING SUCKS. That's tomorrow, and we leave you with Cringy Recipe Guy and a cut off his new recipe book.

Brown that beef.

>>12341632

And meanwhile...CHOP

>>12341641
I CAN’T TAKE IT, I’M SWEATING PROFUSELY

duuude
make memes real!

>>12341632
So he threw away a spice packet, and instead bought individual spices from the same brand. That surely must have made a huge difference

OP here I only have one pan so I have to wait for the beef to brown first

>>12341584
What are you listening to OP? You best keep it classy.

>>12341666
Yes Satan I’m keeping with the theme

>>12341659
Not sure what was more offensive the spice autism or the fact that he wears a watch with its face on the inside of his wrist

And open and combine those cans.
Also chopping up tomatoes because the canned stuff is somehow expensive

>>12341681
Didnt notice that. Hearty kek

Alright cu/ck/a sorry to keep you waiting I forgot to add the
>green beans
>corn

Fuck this is gonna be so bad

Sauté them veggies.

Like a Boss.

Add them veggies.
Add that sexy seasoning and a few healthy pinches of brown sugar.

>>12341702
What kind of oil are you using sauté?

>>12341707
No shit I’m using coconut oil. Why?
Because I can.

>>12341694
Those are mung beans.

>>12341704
Why are you doing this to yourself?

Bring your manly concoction to a boil. Reduce heat and let simmer for as many hours as you got.

OP here, this smells kinda bad did I just waste $15?

>>12341659
It’s like how they changed cake mixes to require an egg so shitty housewives would feel like they were actually doing something.

Right so it says here I have to busy myself with important things so I’m gonna make some bread

>>12341732
You followed a recipe made by someone who should be hunted down and shot like an animal. Do the math

>>12341659
the advantage there is if you're adding individual spices you can adjust quantity?

Yeast starter, allow 20 minutes to activate

Waiting for chili to cook and yeast to reproduce, watch some Ja/ck/

>>12341763
There's not really anything weird about the recipe itself aside from being bland, it's the presentation that kills it

>>12341766
>>12341801
are you the gaywad that made that crap? why are you defending his faggotry?

Ready

>>12341798
You should let your chili reproduce

>>12341803
I think the 2am faglord is hilarious, but not because of his fairly normal chili recipe

>>12341801
Yes there is something wrong about his recipe. It contains corn and peas. Thats disgusting

>>12341694
Okay, putting aside the fact that those clearly are not green beans, I've made this recipe before and it doesn't look nearly as unappetizing as that at any stage, so I don't know what you've purposely fucked up here.

Almost ready to knead

>>12341766
>>12341803
Mutt chili powder is just another shitty mix. And who doesn't roast and grind their cumin? Why would you ever use onion and garlic powder?

>>12341803
since fucking when was saying the advantage of mixing your own seasonings is you can adjust the taste defending this recipe

most premixed spices are mild as shit so if you like spicy curry/chili you damn well need to add more fucking spices

>>12341835
It's group mentality. Instead of just laughing at the guys faggy captions and ridiculous stick figures we have to pretend that absolutely everything about the recipe is bad, even mixing your own spices.

>>12341835
you seem hellbent on coming up for reasons why he threw out a spice blend and used individual spices from the same company instead
he thought they were "fresher"

>>12341835
>>12341843
The meme recipe is garbage and so are you.

Dough is getting smoother

>>12341851

And Leon's getting ROUNDER!

Be back in 40 minutes, first proofing. Chili still simmering.

>>12341865

>>12341850
No shit, it's a boring powder chili recipe with green peas. However, it's not bad enough to be funny without the presentation, take that away and no one would bat an eye.

>>12341885
what's your point

What a bad start. Even more annoying then Catblog

>>12341848
learn to season wh*teoid

Update. Beans are softening and chili doesn’t smell so bad now. Still though it’s not even that fragrant, it’s got almost no aromatics in the recipe I realise.

Time to shape some loaves

Are you busying yourself with important things???
Do you have a speaker In the kitchen???

>>12341885
It's not funny WITH the presentation.

>>12341898
no joke bro do a little taste test and adjust the flavor if needed, little more salt/pepper/etc.

you can add a bit of water if it dries out, dont meme yourself out of $15, perfect the meme

>>12341948
Yea I’m adjusting for seasonings, so far it tastes acceptable already. It needs to be fragrant though I’m really scratching my head thinking about it. Added 2 Bay leaves

>>12341951
It needs jalapenos ffs

ngl it’s pretty ugly, and I don’t have jalapenos

>>12341979
What is this?

>>12341992
It’s bread

Bread out

Well guess we’re at the end of the ride. The chili was flavourful after adjustments but not fragrant, and the beans really caused huge textural problems. Got some fresh fresh bread to combo, and it’s a acceptable.

I’d use a non-meme chili recipe next time. Hope you anons enjoyed

Kinda like cafeteria food honestly

>>12342048
Looks like it'll come out looking the same.

>>12342171
Kek. See if I’ll post my shits tomorrow

>bay leaf
>wheat bread instead of corn bread
shit nigger was this part of being dumb on purpose?

also if you can't get the dried peppers to make real chili because you're a flyover or something you're probably better off with a good chili powder like gebhardt than trying to mix your own out of walmart shit.

>>12341585
>don't see any beans
This might be a legit thread

>corn in chili
Fucking garbo

Fucking lol

>>12341835
>>12341885
So why are you defending a reddit faggot?

>>12341585
>no actual chilies

Fuck off

>>12342040

wheres your bowls/plates

>>12342994
retard.

>>12341850
Fuck you

>>12342040
Why does the chili look like FARTS AND POOPY LOL

>>12341850
WE DO IT
LIVE
I
V
E

I'm so lonely.

OP here. I shat well enough. It wasn't like the chili just came out the other end, but it felt like a good satisfying shit but not watery. Maybe this is just a fantastic laxative disguised as a chili recipe.

>>12341850
Fuck you

>>12341584
>>12346443
Thanks for the 2 am meme

>>12346443
Holy shit please be a girl

>>12341622
The shake it part pisses me off the most. So fucking embarrassing. I wish I could cave this dudes skull in

>>12345308
Don't feel lonely anon we're here for you. Wish I could share some of my other better cooking with you.
>>12346511
Welcome, did it for the memes. Probably going to post a jack recipe at some point for fun.
>>12346520
What difference does it make if I am a girl?