/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12337624
a bullet.

d u d e, is that what i think it is?? woooooh, man you could get stoned AND eat munchies at the same tome!

>>12337624
I have a friend whose grandpa makes edibles fairly often. He combined it with spices and basically all the things you'd find in Chex Mix and it was godly.

>>12337624
get a life druggie.
BROOO IM SOOOO FUCKIN HIGH
MUNCHIES BRO!!!!!!!

add sugar? I've never had cannabis food, but usually sweetness counters bitterness. Have you tried making it and it was bitter, or are you just worried it will be bitter

Just use coconut oil. The taste is much milder and it has more saturated fats.

>>12337624
Don’t use flower. Use distillates that have already removed the bitter plant material for you. Finely ground hash works good and allows you to accurately dose the butter so you know what your getting.

This is the only post in this thread that will matter. You’re welcome.

A friend gave me medicinal white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies that only had a faint cannabis taste, and these little bastards were cancer patient strength. Maybe like the other anon said, work with the bitterness.

Im getting high just by viewing this thread

DUDE

Honestly the salty comments from amerfats who can't buy legal cannabis make me so fucking happy. If I could upvote "DUDE WEED LMAO" comments on this site I would.
I'm gonna smoke a fat fucking joint after work and then I'm gonna come back to this thread and post "lol" with all of you (you)'d.

WEED

>>12337760
WEED

Decarb the buds and very finely grind them, use a cheese cloth to seperate the grinds out of the butter. Wa la.

>>12337770
I fucking love being an Amerifat living in a legal state.

>>12337775
>>12337773
>>12337760
>>12337716
>>12337633
>>12337632
>t. straight edge fags who can't live a little

>>12337823
some of us have shit governments

>>12337770
it's funny on the internet but being around people that chimp out irl is cringe as fuck

>>12337716
>this is what normies think weed is like

>>12337929
To be fair, I have demolished bags and bags of chips while high as fuck

>>12337823
More like social outcasts who associate weed with normies who have friends

>>12337929
normies are druggies anon. you just got rekt.
weed smokers are as common as people who eat at mcddonalds

>>12337963
Your sources are like anal beads anon. You pull both outta your ass.

LOL DUDE I SMOKE WEED DUUUUDE 420

>>12337967
absolute retard, weed is legal is most states now. so much for you being your own little subculture, its fucking normalized now, meaning normies do it.
the weed has rotted your brain like your bottom self vodka has rotted your liver

>>12337624
Try making peanut butter cookies subbing out the butter with your cannibutter. They have an earthy taste but the sugar and peanut butter go a long way in reducing that weed taste. Another option is any sort of rice crispy bar, sub any type of sweet cereal you want, I once had an oops all berries one that was pretty damned delicious.
Also goddamn, when did anons get so aggressively anti-pot? If you think potheads are dumb okay, we get it, no need to endlessly spam your gay opinion.
>>12337980
Oh nooo, not the normies, guess I can't do it now. Retard.

>>12337980
Don't smoke weed and know two person tops who do. Don't project your weak willpower onto others.

>>12337983
DUDE

>"Dope smokers? Psh, fucking conformists"

DUDE
BUTTER
LMAO

>>12337980
Oh nooo were not a fucking loser anymore with no friends. Gosh being normal is terrible, I even had sex :(

J A M B O N B U E R R E

>>12337823
Just smoke it, it's the height of fucking retardation trying to cram this bitter plant into everything and then asking "Durr how do I make it taste less like this plant" just fucking smoke it and make a nice dinner to go with. This is why everyone hates potheads, it's not because of pot it's because youre all fucking retards

>>12337624
>I have a hard time finding recipees that hide the kind of bitter flavours of the cannabis.
You can't fight it with things that don't go with that herby, savory flavor. You either have to make very lightly infused fats or make savory dishes with it. People who try to put it in sweets are retarded. I've never had an edible that didn't taste like pot. Even when everyone else was like "dude I can't even taste it!" I just assume people are lying to themselves or smoking so much has ruined their palette.

>>12338100
>dude just inhale hot smoke instead of absorbing the psychoactive component internally through your stomach lining! lungs are for pussies!
I bet you didn't even think about why people make edibles in the first place.

>>12338010
your contrived sardonic irony is both unique and refreshing

>>12338141
As is your ill-formed argument.

>>12337624
Instead of trying to mask the flavor (which i dont think is entirely possible with high enough doses) work woth the bitter flavors. The best cookie ive ever had was from Corova. And i think it was like cinnamon and chocolate or someshit and the flavors blended so well you actually appreciated the bud taste. If we're talking meals or outside of sweet treats try spices to blend with the herby taste.

Reported for violation of United States federal law.

>>12338172
Reported for faggotry

>>12338172
Better call the cops on Washington, Oregon, Nevada, California, Colorado, Michigan, Alaska, Vermont, Maine and Massachusettes too.

>>12338146
keep reminding yourself that your opinions matter

>>12338221
keep reminding yourself that your opinions matter

>>12338234
when youre BTFO so bad you just repeat what someone else said.

>>12337624
DUDDDDE

DUDE
DUDE
LISTEN
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>12338240
Your argument was "weed's normal now, potheads BTFO!" What's there even left to say to you?

>>12337716
4 of those things in the same bag? What a mess. It would rub off on each other and make it all taste like a mess. Keep that shit separate yo.

>>12338262
I too prefer my snacks segregated, excepting chex mix or trailmix.

>>12337624
It's just cannabis butter. I've cooked with it, you use it the same way you use regular butter.

Retard.

Makes me glad ive been lucky enough to be in a county who is able to report degenerate weed users and distributors then 3 or 4 months later they mail laminated file with a public info report of incarceration of the particular individual with a thank you note. Ive collected 3 so far from tips.

>>12337624
DUDE... DUDE HEAR ME, DUDE, 420 OG WEED DUDE

Imagine caring what other people do lol

>>12338289

It's retarded that people can't stop posting about how much they hate weed. The topic is cooking with cannibutter, if you aren't interested then don't click on the thread, simple as that.

>>12338289
Imagine caring this much about people smoking weed

>>12338118
Humans have been inhaling smoke for millennia and we've come up with a few convenient ways to cool it down, pick one.
>But but but muh lungs
Smoke less then, it's a vice faggot treat it like one

>>12338331
>we've come up with a few convenient ways to cool it down
Or eliminate it entirely, say, by suspending it in a fatty solution of butter rather than burning it.

>>12338253
put down the ganj, have sex sweetie

>>12338325
Dude weedbutter lmao

DUDE WEEEDD LMAO

something that isn't mixed with the butter
cookies with chocolate chips or reese's pieces
popcorn with butter and salt

>>12338343
And then piss and moan when it tastes like shit, oh wow you guys are so smart

>>12338373
K homo

i like to cook a nice substantial stew and add it towards the end. the rich flavors of the stew is sure to win over the bitterness of the plant

>>12337624
boil the finished butter in water to get some of the shit out. Also you could see about using concentrates or distillate as your starting material rather than flower.

>>12337823
>>12337960
>durr you don't like weed so your a looser lolol
>>12338100
This, I enjoy a joint and coffee in the morning on my days off. An hour or 2 of vidya then a home cooked breakfast and I'm ready for the day.

>>12337624
Make Chex mix w/ green butter. Shit's dangerous.

why do cannabis when you could be doing coke

>>12337929
those arent normies, those are spergs

I know 4chan isn't explicitly a "drugs board", but what happened to this place? Everyone used to smoke weed 10 years ago, and nobody judged anyone that didn't. Is it just memes, or is everyone some hardlining straightedge Christian nazi faggot now?

>>12337624
>recipees that hide the kind of bitter flavours of the cannabis
theres really no such thing OP
the taste of it is earthy, you just gotta embrace that flavor.
what i do, is I make chocolate chip cookies and just overload the chocolate chips to mask the flavor.
otherwise, butterscotch chips do a fantastic job of mixing with the earthy flavor.

>>12338835
do you feel like having meal after doing coke?

>>12337983
Id probably fuck 420chan, idk. She prob fucks dealers for weed.

>>12337624
Made it once and it tasted like ass. Never again.

These chocolate chip cookies were pretty good for 4/20. There's going to be a faint grassy taste no matter what though. More sugar will help cover up the taste.

>>12337716
I bet my life is more organized than yours, my friend.

>>12338108
Absolutely based. Try infusing heavy cream and making some veggie pasta with it. Compliment the herbal flavor with thyme and a bit of cumin or nutmeg.

>>12338844
The DUDE WEED meme came and went. People use it ironically now mostly

I think it becoming more mainstream played a role in that. Alcohol threads have a similar, albeit smaller issue

>ctrl+f
>"brownies"
Switch out the butter and you're good

Ingredients

1 cup 8oz/240g butter, melted and cooled
2 tablespoons (30ml) vegetable oil
1 1/4 cups (9oz/260g) white sugar
1 cup (7oz/200g) packed light brown sugar
4 (2oz/57g each) large eggs, at room temperature
1 tablespoon (15ml) pure vanilla extract
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup (3.5oz/130g) all purpose flour
1 cup (3.5oz/100g) good quality, unsweetened cocoa powder
7 oz (200g) roughly chopped chocolate or large chocolate chips

Instructions

Preheat oven to 175°C | 350°F.
Lightly grease an 8x12-inch square baking pan* with cooking oil spray. Line with parchment paper (or baking paper); set aside.
Combine melted butter, oil and sugars together in a medium-sized bowl. Whisk well to combine. Add the eggs and vanilla; beat until lighter in colour (another minute).
Sift in flour, cocoa powder and salt. Gently fold the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until JUST combined (do NOT over beat as doing so well affect the texture of your brownies).
Fold in 3/4 of the chocolate pieces.
Pour batter into prepared pan, smoothing the top out evenly, and top with remaining chocolate pieces.
Bake for 25-30 minutes or until the centre of the brownies in the pan no longer jiggles and is just set to the touch (the brownies will keep baking in the hot pan out of the oven). If testing with a toothpick, the toothpick should come out dirty for fudge-textured brownies.
After 10 minutes, carefully remove them out of the pan and allow to cool to room temperature before slicing into 16 brownies.ENJOY!

OPTIONAL ADD INS:

Crushed walnuts, peanuts, almonds, pecans, etc. Chocolate chips, peanut butter chips, shredded coconut, dried fruit

>>12337624
Try using a shit tonne of herbs to cover the weed flavour up otherwise just deal with the fact that your gonna have to deal with a bitter flavour either way.

>>12339551
Or any other strong flavour would likely cover it up as well.

>>12337624
DUDE

>>12338379
Owned

>>12337770
Unless you are from Canada, the US is literally the only other place on Earth were weed in legal in its borders (depending on the state). You are a close minded faggot.

>>12338844
neets mad they cant dude weed

Brown butter banana bread is the way to go. Fold brown sugar into the butter and roast the nanies.

>>12338844
just shitposters posting shit. they know it gets butthurt from partakers so they double down on it. friendly reminder that a shitpost with no replies doesn't make a sound.

>>12339668
uruguay would like a word with you

>>12337624
bitterness can be balanced out with sweetness or pepper.

>>12340089
black pepper can actually diminish the effects of cannabis due to caryophyllene being a CB2 receptor agonist.

>>12337722
This. Sugar is the best thing to cut the flavor of the marijuana. You will end up with damn sugary baked goods but it’s better than the plantiness if that’s what you would prefer. Also size of each piece will help hide it too. Find the THC/CBD dosage per piece you want, then scale up the other ingredients.

>Bhang ghee
My roommate keeps making this shit while playing Punjabi music because I'm indian and he thinks its a funny epic meme
The faggot literally wastes 3/4 of a zip regularly to make shitty half-potent cannabutter

>>12340184
Smack him with some naan Pajeet

>>12340200
I would but he's a white boy who is better at making Indian food than I am so bringing out indian food would shed light on a sore subject

>>12337980
so is this website you insufferable faggot

>>12340184
>living with an indian guy
imagine the smell

>>12340271
Considering I'm actually born and raised in America, i smell a lot better than my overweight cheese-stenched white roomie

>>12337983
Based ruben

>>12337983
>>12340305
No more 420chan memes, I left that dead site years ago. Kindly cease.

>>12337983
>Also goddamn, when did anons get so aggressively anti-pot?
For some reason the past few years I've noticed /ck/ is anti-pot. I personally smoke weed everyday and also participate in the "DUUUUDE WEEEED. LIKE HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HAMBURGER BUT ON WEEEED?" posting because I think it's hilarious.

Also OP the best thing to do is extract in the least amount of coconut oil you can and then use non-weeded coconut oil to dilute it. Helps a shit ton with the weird kind of coffee taste you get.

>>12337632
FPBP.

Why do people take DUDEposting so seriosly? I thought potheads were supposed to be fun it's just a joke fags

>>12338844
It creeps me out as well desu. It's like everyone larps as quentin now. At least he was funny.

>>12337624
Water cure the bud first before making cannabutter out of it, obviously.

>>12340636
Also, cheapest and easiest way to do this is a <$1 pair of nylon knee-highs from Walmart. Grind bud, put in knee-highs, tie them off, water-cure until the water stops changing color. Then make the cannabutter. It'll taste so much better.

>>12340636
>>12340641
Or just >>12337738
But yeah, if you're using bud, water cure. Most of the nasty tasting shit in bud is water-soluble, but THC is not. Take advantage of this fact of chemistry.

>>12338100
>This is why everyone hates potheads, it's not because of pot it's because youre all fucking retards
this

>>12338100
>I am completely incapable of imagining the benefits of edibles
Lasts for 8 hours instead of 2 and doesn't make you smell like weed.

>>12337624
Friendly reminder that cannabis and marijuana are illegal according to the federal government which overrides state laws. I hope you are using an IP.

>>12338100
>>12340874
I've found that guys who eat edibles have very sour urine.

>>12339756
sweety, uraguay doesn't matter

>>12339668
>what is Portugal
Also, Holland gets honorable mention.
>>12339756
Enjoy your GMO tainted monsantajuana.

>>12340921
Come and take it

>>12341048
>what is Portugal
They just have it decriminalized, not legalized.

>>12337632
>>12337633
>>12337716
It’s a legitimate cooking question why do retarded straightedge high schoolers get so triggered that other people smoke weed?

Hey, why don't edibles work for me? I had a 1000mg one once, and I barely felt anything. I wanted to freak out and go crazy and get super duper mega stoned, but not much happened. It was a Buddha's Best. I heard they were good.

>>12341104
you just got EPICLY trolled LOOL

>>12337624
>cannabis
missed me with that brainlet low-functioning shit

>>12337716
>get a life
>posts on the channel
none of us have a life, m8

>>12339020
C O P E

>>12337624
>tfw faggots arguing in this thread and I'm about to smoke in peace
Later gays

>>12337624
It works well in pasta, and a lot of stronger French stews - things with a lot of flavour, and a pinch of bitterness already.

>>12337633
Made me padre and his new woman a big thing of coq au vin, thinking along the lines of "Oh, a bowl will do you, you'll be stoned by the time dessert's done with..." Yeah, nah, I'm a cunt. They polished off a good 3/4 of it in one sitting and had the rest for breakfast. I had to drive back early the next day and help them walk to the park - they were worried they would get lost, and forget their IDs somewhere.

If you're going to munch out on edibles, go lightly. The butter I make for edibles these days is maybe 1/10 the strength of what I used to do, because all these gifts I was making people were just incapacitating them.

>>12338289
Wow you sound like a massive loser

>>12338100
Different experience when you ingest THC instead of smoking it

>>12337980
fag

>>12343233
feel better now?
have a cookie

>All these children freaking out over weed

>>12337624
>any suggestions
A noose necklace would look good on you.

>>12340934
Can confirm I drink piss as well

>>12337624
soak your buds in iced water before ya dumb cunts
decarb in airtight foil - 110c 1h30m
infuse sous vide - 85c 5h
strain thru muslin
I like lard or linseed oils, depending on strain
peanut oil is lovely for hasj

I usually do cookies, orange cranberry nuts and choc chip. They can hide the taste pretty good, not that I really mind it too much. They have tons of sugar of lots of other strong flavors.

I fast while high, it lasts longer and im not stuffing my face with garbage.

>>12338118
How much do you smoke that it becomes a legitimate lung health risk, maybe you have a problem anon.

>>12337985
consider its a regional thing. you wouldn't understand.

>>12338289
>thank you note.
LMAO, you with you got thank you notes grandpa. Go catch the early bird special.

>>12341534
It must be a sad state for reactionary cucks if they can't even outsmart stoners.

>>12337632
Based

>>12337624
It's bharq ghee you illiterate fucking nigger

>>12337773
>>12337775
LMAO

>>12338481
that sounds good

>>12338797
You are a loser though. Fucking faggot lmao

>>12337624
I’ve never used it but that would be a good substitute for making some pesto by subbing that for the olive oil
>Inb4 Rigatoniggers chimp out with their African admixture blood because it’s not olive oil

>>12338251
>Even the mention of how cannabis could be an ingredient on a cooking board sends the normalcuck into a rage

>>12346473
I don’t think it’s a big deal if you cooked it for the taste, for instance hemp seeds are a common and popular ingredient in lots of recipes and protein powders.

I think the “seething” is the use of THC laden products that obfuscate the singularity of cooking with mind altering substances
The people that promote THC in cooking do nothing more for their recipes than they could with extracted hemp products that lack the mind altering substance
This indicates that they are simply using cooking as a guide to get high, their favorite and often only interest. It cheapens the spirituality and inward reflection cooking brings about, as the effect achieved using weed while cooking is obtained without cooking simply by doing drugs elsewhere, while the effect achieved while cooking cannot be replicated in any other way

>>12346557
You'd totally have a point if getting high off edibles didn't have the advantage of lasting a considerably longer time. You're literally retarded if you actually smoke weed instead of just getting some edibles. It lasts for 4+ hours whereas puffing the foul smelling shit lasts for 2 at most.

Also "spirituality and inward reflection" my ass you fucking cretin. Not every dish is a work of art, nor are they trying to be. Pablo and his ancestors have been making street food at a cart for several generations and he doesn't need your pretentious garbage, and i'm sure Hans especially doesn't give a fuck when he's stringing up sausages to enjoy with his eighth beer. Your pretentious attitude about cooking is twice as damaging as some deadbeat stoner trying to infuse his junk food with thc.

>>12346577
I’m not really one of these ppl that care about weed one way or another. I’m just playing devils advocate to better help one side understand the other.
I actually made the suggestion for pesto earlier lol

>>12346196
underrated

>>12339668
North Korea, my man.

>>12337995
Who is that? Can we get nudes?