/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12331073
hello redd*t

>>12331073
nice b8, m8

>>12331073
Good chili doesn't have a written recipe

>>12331073

>>12331073

>>12331073
god this is so 2006 it hurts

>>12331285
2011 but yeaj

>>12331285
Did 4chan really think this was cool?

>>12331073
>Don't use store bought chili powder
>Its shit, make your own!
>Homemade chili powder recipe
>Main ingredient: Store bought chili powder

>>12331073
what was he hiding?

>>12331285
>le i'm an oldfag post
Fuck off newfag, it isn't that old. It's pretty clear you don't even remember 2011.

>>12331285

>>12331480
Epic!

>>12331480
Roflcopter

Bump. Someone should make it and see what it's like

>>12331438
nah, this is an ancient r*ddit meme

>>12332197
Alright faggots the time is Saturday

>>12332216
For real?

>>12331463
Left his cage on the table.

>>12331073
This reddit soy writing makes me furious.

>>12331312
>2011 will be a decade ago in 18 months
Kill me

>>12331073
The thing about mixing your own spices is kinda reasonable.
The pre-made stuff gets discontinued all the time and you never get the same meal ever again if you don't know what's in it, plus it teaches you to learn how they complement each other.
Then again, almost everything else is also pre-made or canned.

B-but.. there's no chilli? You're not a capsaicuck are you /ck/?

>>12332252
I can’t promise a perfect play-by-play but hey I’ll see how close I can make it. Don’t disappoint if it’s just a couple picture and not a glorious thread

i hate everything about this and I get mad every time I see it

>>12331073
I approve of the PSP

>>12333749
how many reapers do you eat for breakfast?

>>12331073
>corn
make it hominy and you have a deal

>>12331438
no.
When it was new channers thought it was an ancient shit meme,until somebody points out the vdeo game.(I think it's fallout 3 2008,maybe NV)

>corn
>ground beef instead of cubed chuck or maybe pork
>using premade tomato sauce as an ingredient
>green beans
fucking awful, and not to mention everything written, 2 am chili is my eternal hate

>>12331073
LIKE A BOSS

A few extra steps but worth it, rate this recipe /ck/

>green beans
>corn

>>12336554
Fuck it’s real.
When I make the thread I’ll just toss the green beans then

>>12333552

reminder this guy gets $200 per recipe he doodles on

>>12336570
>Asian fish sauce

>>12336591
>make a literal trash recipe
>add some low effort stickmans and yuppie edge into the panels
>”here’s $200 bro”

>>12331073
I absolutely love this. Makes cooking for us geeks seem easy and doable – fuck the Cooking Channel and Food Network.

should have used red chili powder like pic related

>>12331073
>throws away mccormick seasoning
>uses mccormick seasoning
This will never not piss me off.

>>12331073
>green beans
>corn

>>12331073
>beans
That sure ain't too friendly of you, amigo.

>>12336554
My problem is that he sautes his onions and peppers AFTER he browns the beef. Just buy a fucking dutch oven and do the onions then add the beef. Draining the grease is fucking stupid anyway. Deglaze with beef stock. Also nothing wrong with canned tomato sauce as long as you add in some actual chopped tomatoes.

>>12336570
I was with you until "fish sauce". rest looks good.

>>12336922
>>12336590
It adds an extra savory component, but is actually very subtle. It's a pretty small amount. I hate to say "it just works" but it does.

>>12337078
I've seen worcestershire sauce added for that reason.

>>12337116
Exactly, but fish sauce has its own taste. Definitely doesn't add a fishiness to it, which is what one would think. It all balances very well with the chilies and chicken stock in it.

>>12331073
>sugar
>garlic and onion powder while still adding an actual garlic and onion
>coconut oil instead of just using the grease from the meat, butter or olive oil
>using oyster crackers instead of fresh italian/french bread
>canned tomatoes instead of fresh ones
Inedible garbage chili.

>>12331073
>Not using a variety of dried Chili's and roasting them to make your own seasoning
>Only using half an onion
>Not adding spicy chilis
That's a big nope from me

>>12337382
Snob

>>12337444
Triggered tastelet

>>12337514
Sad

>>12331073
>tomato-based sauce
>corn
>fucking green beans
>throw out the seasoning mix to recreate the same seasoning mix by hand

I am eternally disappointed by this stupid recipe, it never fails to annoy me

>>12339136
Have sex incel. Not everyone spends their time here. This is a recipe for real everyday people

>>12331073
>sugar
>flour
wow

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>>12331073
Oh god... he wears his watch military style.

>>12339385
>have sex
have sex

>>12331073
>all those powders
>all those cans
jesus christ someone actually thought this was a good recipe
the best I ever had involved fermented scotch bonnets and purple habs
sweat chillies, garlic, finely chopped carrot/celery, a lot of thyme and a little rosemary in lard. remove
colour minced flat iron/rump/short rib and a little kidney, hard in lard
chop onions, cook hard in lard in same pan
deglaze with a few bottles of stout; once booze is cooked off add some overripe passata
add all back as well as some adzukis that have had a good soak. if you have them, some sprigs/stalks of parsley, chervil, and coriander make a fine addition. cover with stock, bring to simmer and cook for about 4h
ye oui that's some good shi

>>12337444
>Snob
I guess I'm a snob then since I suggested three simple ways to make that shit recipe better. PM me when you want to learn how to cook.

>>12339437
Sad

>>12336615
eh, I bet it takes him several hours to put it together and then subtracting ingredients he probably makes minimum wage

>can can

>>12339472
Keep it in europe, you'll get shot calling that chilli in the US.

>>12339472
What in the holy fuck are you making?

>>12336584
of fuckin course that's what he looks like

>>12333750
I'll be watching. Hope you have your PSP ready for some EPIC kitchen tunes :)

>>12339970
Boilermaker Tailgate "Chili"

>>12336540
channelers*

>>12336731
tomato should only be a minor ingredient in chili, if you use it at all. all these shitty recipes with cans of tomato are doing it wrong.

>>12339472
>lol you think THATS good chili?
>check out this weird recipe for beef stew

Thanks for having a trip, one fewer persons bad food I have to gag at

>>12339472
Fucking kill yourself

fuck chili i want a salsa snack

>>12342240
Fuck... just kill me. I'd rather watch jack videos.

>>12342262
i tried making the salsa snack the other day, turned out quite nice.

>>12341584

I made the recipe it was not very good

>>12342266
I'm sure they are decent recipes... it's just the way it's presented. Could have easily made a decent cookbook by just adding a bit of class to it.

>>12337280
>instead of fresh italian/french bread
the fuck? wrong wit chu

>>12339472
>deglaze with a few bottles

This image will never not annoy me. I think the insufferable presentation is massively increased by the fact he seemingly did absolutely everything wrong.

>>12342279

Based

>>12336590
>>12336922

Real plens

Asian fish sauce is such a common secret for umami nowadays

It doesn't taste even remotely fishy. Try it and think back to your retarded posts and hide your faces in shame

>cooking

>>12336731

It's normal to sauté in the same pan after browning

The water from the sauté will deglaze the fond for you

Also, you should drain (or half drain) the beef fat, you fat fuck

>do the onions then add the beef
This is how you end up with overcooked onions and bad sear on beef

These retards are really who shares cooking advice on ck lmao

Inb4 muh Dutch oven

>>12343630
>This is how you end up with overcooked onions
no such thing unless it's in the pan for 60 literal minutes, all you get from cooking is more sweetness

>and bad sear on beef
it's fucking chili, not a hamburger patty

>>12331438
Even at the time they thought it was try hard, he was already 6 years late.

>>12331073
I like this recipe, and I like the funny comic character, but how hot is it? Please rate it on the following scale:
1 - No heat, basically ketchup
2 - Tiny heat, honey mustard
3 - A bit of heat, non-honey mustard or onions
4 - A good amount of heat, mild salsa or Taco Bell Mild Sauce
5 - Medium amount of heat, Slim Jim
6 - A bit too much heat, Taco Bell Medium Sauce
7 - A lot of heat, Taco Bell Hot Sauce
8 - Too much heat, Tapatio or Taco Bell Fire Sauce
9 - Way too much heat, Taco Bell Diablo Sauce
10 - You're a freak if you eat this, Taco Bell Volcano Sauce or real jalapenos

>>12343610
Fucking blog posts

>>12343739
gonna go for "you won't taste it"

although i eat straight indian pickled carrots so maybe i'm special.

>>12343610
This seems like liberal bullshit to me

>>12339472
Why are tripfaggots so insufferable?

huh?