/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12333950
You look like a bitch.

>>12333962
Uhhh what lmao

>>12333971
I said you look like a bitch.

>>12333950
Just go vegetarian instead. Then you can have pizza, pasta, cheese, eggs, yogurt, ect. Look into the actually good veggie proteins like seitan and tempeh. Learn to love mushrooms too.

>>12333950
>goes vegan
>goes bald

Stupid enough to try veganism, but too stupid to go trough with it. What a waste of space you are.

>>12333950
All the vegans I know live on chips and candy

>>12333992
wym lol

>>12334057
He means you look like a bitch

>>12333950
VEGETABLES, FAGGOT.
If eating vegan is too hard for you to figure out, maybe you should just go back to whatever shitty diet you had and accept your fate.
I'm not even vegan, but I can think of dozens of dishes to make that don't have any animal products in them.

>>12333950

>vegan
>pizza

3/10 troll, low energy post.

>>12334235
like how though lol

But you have the gay alien skull

>>12333950
Day two bros. I can't get an erection anymore, and I smell like a soiled diaper.

>>12333950
the absolute state of this fucking place jesus christ

>I went vegan
>oh my god I have to change my diet now?!!
So what exactly did you do besides declaring yourself vegan?

>>12333950
>vegan
>flamboyant homo detected

>>12334264
you act like a bitch too

>>12334332
Based

>>12333950
Start as a vegetarian if you were not before. It seems you have not done enough research on veganism, diving into a completely new way of eating without any idea how to make/find vegan foods is a terrible idea. Look up "what I eat in a day vegan" on youtube. Do not click on the females, generally. Their diet is not always the best representation of what you should be eating as a man. Read the following:
>the starch solution
>how not to die
Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TEoXtzyqA And perhaps pick up a cookbook or two. Remember starting as a vegetarian is not a bad idea. It can help ease you into it and will give your body time to adjust to higher fiber/healthier food depending on how you used to eat.

>>12334264
Very carefully.

Why don't you have some black beans and rice with roasted vegetables, pico de Gallo and guacamole? Or send daal? Or some marinated roasted tofu with garlicky stir fried green beans and steamed rice? Or some pasta with tomato sauce? Perhaps falafel.

>>12334631
Jesus Christ, at least half of those recipe names could serve as nicknames for gay sex acts. What the fuck is your problem?

>>12334642
I've always thought that "pasta with tomato sauce" would be a good name for when your asshole starts bleeding on a guys cock. No homo

why would you go vegan when you obviously have not done enough research to know what exactly to eat as a vegan

>>12333950
Have you ever considered, you know, NOT being a gay-ass fucking vegan? You feel like shit because your diet is shit and not meant for humans. Find a nice steak ffs.

>>12333950

So you declared to go vegan without researching how to do that first? To really practice it you would first look up recipes, substances you have to supplement like B12 and so on.
Not having done that speaks for you just wanting to do it to be able to say "I'm vegan" for whatever reason (applause? Annoying people? That feeling of superiority when pointng at all those dirty animal product and especially meat eater scum?) and not out of true personal conviction.

>>12334642
This

>>12333950
dont forget to take your vitamin b12, anon.

>>12333950
You are a son of a solder, and your ancestors were solders.
This is called genetic engineering.
How, that's a vary long story.
So here is the short of it.
It was easier and in some cases the only way to feed solders was to feed them meat.
Not the crops they grew at home but meat and cheese that would keep and have the ability to transport.
In time these solders adopted a taste for the only food they they had access to.
When they got home they cooked it and fed it to their children who then became solders as well.
Meat is what you must eat, its genetic programming. You have no choice, your path was chosen for you.
Meat is what your nature calls you to eat as a solders son, so that's what you must eat.
Don't like it to bad, you were engineered to eat meat, you have no choice.
So eat meat, not eating meat will do more harm then good to you.
20,000 years of breeding super-solders and you thought it was science fiction. lol.

>>12334499
>>12334612
y u so mad bro lmao just live and love

>>12334824
they didnt have soldering 20,000 years ago

>>12334857

They obv used gold

>>12334824
Cringe

>>12334255
Do you think vegan cheese or tomato pies dont exist?

>>12334824
>soldiers and non soldiers both have children
>the children of soldiers and non-soldiers procreated, mingling the dna
Besides, this is complete bullshit. The majority of ancient soldiers consumed a diet mostly consistent of grains, wine, and cheese. Salt was an expensive method of preservation, and it was not effective during the summer time, when meat was more likely to spoil. Not to mention a lack of abundance of water in the field made it necessary to consume a minimal amount of salted/preserved meats. The meat soldiers consumed in ancient times was almost solely made up of what they could forage on campaign. Otherwise, it was too expensive.

>>12334264
(claps) see? veganism has turned his brain to jelly, he can't even grasp simple statements. Never doubt for once moment that this is a brain parasite.

>vegan
>settle for something covered in animal product
???

Cool sunglasses bro

>>12334884
Not at 7/11 with sausage as toppings, dipshit.

>>12335972
Who said anything about the 7th of November?

>>12334580
>How not to die

My favorite book.

>>12335967
He's hiding his soyglasses.

>>12334824
lmaoing at this soyboy

>>12333950
Are you Vincent Kompany?

>>12336015
Stop pretending to be retarded.

>>12333950
Stop eating junk food and make a steak and salad for dinner. Thank me later.

>>12337957
Stop being retarded. No one besides you said anything about 7/11, you seething fat retard

You on your gyno lactating cycle or something, fat fuck?

>>12337996
Tossing your mothers salad and eating her beef curtains are more than enough

>>12334824

4/10 low effort pasta. Oldie but goldie.

>>12338012
Cringe

nuts seeds berries
tofu
quinoa
vegetables
specifically cruciferous vegtibles
root vegtibles are important too
fruit
beans
licorice
spices
suppliments
breathing alot
drinking water

>>12334580
Going dairy free first was actually way easy for me, that way you can't just lather everything with cheese and cheat your way through vegetarianism.

I feel like allowing yourself meat while still cutting out a lot of stuff makes it an easier adjustment.

>>12334037
vegetarians are cheesebreathers who can't commit, arguably worse than omnis

>>12333950
I cant tell if this post is bait or if you're retarded. What's your reason for quitting meat? Just quit eating processed meat and go for local sourced meat without all the hormones and shit. Then add fruits, veggies, grains, oats and potatoes to your diet.

>>12338450
>stop controlling your own life!!!
Faggo

>>12338450
We all have to report to our own God at the end of the day. I don't think it's entirely wrong to eat an animal but I do think it is wrong to eat them out of boredom/variety. If I have to survive, I'll kill the pig. But if I live in an advanced 21st century society and can eat oatmeal instead, then I am taking the oatmeal.

>>12334820
uhm sweaty, that goes against a core tennant of using an animal product...

>>12334824
And you are the wife's son of a "solder."

>>12333950
It isn't hard and no one is forcing you, jackass
You're the type of guy who whines to his buddies because his pretend gf makes him go work out