[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 117 KB, 392x324, fucked up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12330430 No.12330430 [Reply] [Original]

im addicted to eating raw garlic

i eat atleast 2-4 cloves a day raw .

my family complains about my garlic smell but i can't stop eating them, they're so densely packed with nutrients and minerals why should i stop?

>> No.12330435

The complaints of those around you

>> No.12330443

>>12330435
what if i die from heart attack because i didn't get my nutrients from the garlic?

ill fucking blame them

>> No.12330446

>>12330430
I like to pickle mine in vinegar, they come out crunchier and tastier

>> No.12330462

>>12330446
gotta eat them fresh bro, gotta have that allicin

>> No.12330474

>>12330462
But that irresistible feeling of vinegary enamel damage as you bite into those little parcels of goodness mmmMM

>> No.12330489

>>12330474
fuck you and fuck your vinegar

get outta my thread right now you faggot

>> No.12332428

>>12330430
Just eat more, embrace the garlic let its sweet musky glory over whelm your all eight of your intertwined senses. Eat it raw, baked, sauteed, whole, chopped how ever you take it suck it down. Garlic will over take the other common used veg in the world and one day be the only thing we consume. There is nothing that can compare to the joy that I personally get when you eat a garlic lovers pizza with quadruple garlic and just sit there for hours, sweating out the musky glory of the Lord of Lily. The dreams followed by eating its white intoxicating flesh are the most revealing of ones self, it opens up so many doors that once where closed. When you do realize garlic for what it is you care not for the thoughts of others on its mark upon your soul and body. There is no other than garlic. Eat and be garlic.

>> No.12332434

>>12330430
>why should i stop?
Gonna nuke your gut bacteria with antibiotic garlic

>> No.12332782
File: 124 KB, 1120x747, e00vusatbqoyssquhzau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12332782

>>12330430
And I thought I was weird for putting lemon (lime for the filthy Amerifaggots) juice on literally everything I eat.

>> No.12332796

>>12332782
Someone post the webm of the lemon being put on everything.
Don't worry I hotsauce just about everything.
My colon hates me

>> No.12332801
File: 260 KB, 2365x2365, 3b2679f3-a3fb-4811-a7a9-ba6e7170d071_1.6921ee184b150968d253220a9c3afbc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12332801

>>12332796
I put Valentina on a lot of stuff but not everything like I do with lemon. My insides still haven't tried to kill me yet.

>> No.12333715

>>12332428
based

>> No.12333720

>>12330430
where do you live?

>> No.12333721

>>12330435
Why does a crowd-pleasing normalfaggot even come to 4chan? Why are you here?

>> No.12335095

I didn't know Wario posted on /ck/.

>> No.12336602

>>12330430
My 82 year old grandma does this... Grandma is that you?