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Is there a manlier drink than whiskey?

>> No.12320048

>>12320045
Choccy milk

>> No.12320049

Semen

>> No.12320050

That insecure, opinionated faggot is not manly.

Water.

>> No.12320064

Water

>> No.12320070
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>>12320045
Why yes, whiskey is my drink of choice. Want to see my collection?

>> No.12320075

Earl Grey

>> No.12320083

>>12320045
>Is there a manlier drink than whiskey
Bourbon

>> No.12320088

>>12320083
Bourbon is whiskey.

>> No.12320095

>>12320064
Wouldn't touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

>> No.12320226

Malört. Ouzo. Grappa.
If it tastes good you're a faggot.

>> No.12320232

>>12320049
this is the correct answer, nancy boys

>> No.12320269
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12320269

>deriving character qualities from consumption habits
Go away, bugman.

>> No.12320277

>>12320045
reddit go away

>> No.12320287

>>12320045
>le angry reddit man
fuck off retard

>> No.12320289
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>>12320045
Whatever you want to drink because you're an ubermensch who doesn't allow his liquid consumption to be dictated by the masses and their feelings.

I like coffee personally.

Mint juleps are also a nice balance of sweet but not overbearing cocktails that are refreshing in the summer.

>> No.12320395

>>12320045
I'm gay by the way and it matters

>> No.12320469
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>>12320269
>spergs combined reddit and soyjack
it was bound to happen..

>> No.12320542

>>12320045
Vodka
Tequila
Fernet
Aguardiente

>> No.12320543

>>12320045
wife's breast milk suckled from the tit

>> No.12320605

>>12320226
t. Chicago

>> No.12321050

>>12320045
Thigh sweat from an anime girl. Now fuck off and stop trying to look masculine, because you aren't.

>> No.12321063

>>12320542
>Vodka
>Tequila
Manly? You literally have women out there calling themselves Tila Tequila, and don't get me started on all the sluts in the club drinking vodka.

>> No.12321077

>>12321063
>You literally have women out there calling themselves Tila Tequila
Yeah cuz she took her name from Mr. James Tequila you retard

>> No.12321086

>>12320542
Girls live Tequila shots. You know, with lemon and salt. Girls are very much into gimmicks like that. I usually drink it neat or with tonic.

>> No.12321161

>>12320050
t. aziz ansari

>> No.12321170
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>>12320045
I never watched the show, but I might if you can confirm that is an intentional Hemingway reference.

>>12320070
Why are fags pretending that unisex bathrooms are new and controversial?

>> No.12321175
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12321175

FUCKIN BASED WHISKEY

EVERYBODY TIP YOUR FEDORAS AND RAISE YOUR NEAT GLASSES OF THE FINEST ISLAYS

LIKE A TRUE SIR!!!!

>> No.12321181

>>12321175
Based malt liquor drinker

>> No.12321189

>>12321170
His character is more like if Hemingway decided to become a high school history teacher rather than write. Ron's character would never write anything but would rather build it. Because he would never reveal any personal issues or internalities. He's a litttle hemingway, a little dale gribble, and a lot of ayn rand.

>> No.12321204

>>12320045
>t. Millenial who has just discover P&R

>> No.12321207

>>12321204
millenials are 25-35yo boomers

You're talking about zoomers aged 14-24

>> No.12321265

>>12320045
Whiskey is the nu-male choice

>> No.12321323

>>12321170
who is this slutty fucking cunt whore BITCH?

>> No.12321356

>>12321189
I have to admit that makes me want to check out the show. Thanks.

>> No.12321382
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>>12320045

He who dares wins.

>> No.12321388

>>12321189
And you’re 100% faggot

>> No.12321397

>>12320045
Funny how this guy is such a good actor people forget he's an effete progressive.

>> No.12321447
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>>12320045
Giants Milk

>> No.12321465

>>12321397
All actors are lefties. Are you going to limit yourself to shows that only have redpilled actors on them? That's a fool's game, man.
I listen to RATM because I like their sound, not because I like their ideas.

>> No.12321515 [DELETED] 

>>12321465
I've seen that term on here for the last couple years but never really paid much attention to it. So just now I looked up "redpill," only to find that it's pretty much referring to the retards who go on about how "woke" they are. Plus it evidently has reddit origins in this context. I expected better of you, 4chan. Not sure why though desu

>> No.12321524

>>12321515
So you've been here for years and you still haven't figured out that people sometimes use these terms ironically?

>> No.12321530 [DELETED] 

>>12321524
Maybe they did at first. Like I said, I don't pay much mind to things I feel are silly. But the dynamic seems to have shifted to where they take themselves seriously and actually believe it

>> No.12321561

>>12321465
I listen to Burzum because not only is the music great, but so is his ideas.

>> No.12321583

>>12321530
you take yourself and your extremely limited observations too seriously

>> No.12321590

>>12321561
>i am surrounded only by things that agree and please me, like a swaddled baby

>> No.12321827
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>> No.12321829

alcohol is highly estrogenic

>> No.12321831

You only think it's the manliest drink at present because this is what hipsters are drinking at present (ironically, if you ask /pol/folk, they are all soybois)

>> No.12321835

>>12321829
That's just wrong. Alcohol consumption has been shown to increase testosterone production. It's not even up for debate.

>> No.12321864

There’s nothing wrong with some nice rye whisky, although when it’s very hot I also enjoy a tequila sunrise, depending on the brand of tequila they are top notch refreshing

>> No.12321869

>>12320048
seconded

>> No.12322014

Unironically American adjunct lagers

>> No.12322018

>>12320050
You do realize he was playing a character, right?

>> No.12322040
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12322040

i am convinced whiskey is only drank by 20 somethings who want to seem manly. it tastes fucking awful and doesnt mix well with anything

>> No.12322048

>>12322018
Are you saying Nick Offerman was playing a character or Ron Swanson was?

>> No.12322055
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>>12320045

Semen. Odin regularly drank the ejaculate of hanged men, to get their powers of course.

>> No.12322253

>>12320045
Why is this pathetic boomer loser some kind of icon of masculinity? Fishing is for lower class people.

>> No.12322255

>>12320050
Who the fuck could possibly not like the character of Ron Swanson for being "opinionated". How much of a authoritarian shitbag do you need to be to get mad at his ideology?

>> No.12322261

desu i like good fruit punch

>> No.12322267

>>12322253
fishing and hunting aren't very cool but Ron is still pretty spot on for ideal masculinity

>> No.12322280

>>12320045
Sake
Ouzo
Armagnac

>> No.12322300

>>12322280
haha what?

>> No.12322318

>>12322300
Are you having trouble understanding?

>> No.12322319
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12322319

You stupid assholes don't even know what Lagavulin tastes like.

>> No.12322320

>>12322318
I am trying to understand what connects those three things

>> No.12322322

>>12322320
Three drinks that are manlier than whisky.

>> No.12322326

>>12322322
weird

>> No.12322331

>>12322280
>Sake
Being a weeb isn't manly

>> No.12322334

>>12321382
>wrist is fairly thin
Yeah, I'd give it a shot.

>> No.12322346

>>12320045
Erase all pictures of Ron!

>> No.12322410

>>12322048
I hate tommyou

>> No.12322522

>>12321170
sauce

>> No.12322526

>>12321175
I bet you don't even drink because it's "degenerate."

>> No.12322778
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>>12320045
If you can include ethanol as whisky, then maybe. i have to go with
RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM

>> No.12322833

>>12320045
Zippy water

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>>12321175
>censor blob on the stick figures
Y'all wylin'.

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>>12321063
> t. I can only handle 2 shots of tequila

>> No.12323070

>>12322040
Old men usually drink it or alcoholics on their last legs drink it. Tbh it’s alright but it def isn’t my drink of choice

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>>12320045
Red wine and black coffee.

>> No.12323444

>>12320289
This is the correct answer.

>> No.12323493

>>12320542
Not that any of this shit matters, but I've seen girls guzzle tequila and vodka.

>> No.12323498

>>12322280
Fucking Ouzo? The shit tastes like candy.

>> No.12323501

thick milf ass sweat

>> No.12323709

>>12320045
Water is the manliest drink. Alcohol, caffeine, sugar all lead to dependencies. Men are free of these dependencies. The only thing a true man is dependent on is the love of his life partner.

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12323745

țuica

>> No.12323752

>>12320049
This, the testosterone in it gives you muscles it's why OPs mum looks like a body builder.

>> No.12323757

Walking out of the store with 211 makes me feel a giant rush of BDE that nothing else compares to.

>> No.12323785

>>12323745
a warrior's drink

>> No.12324009
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12324009

Airag
Good luck getting that shit though.

>> No.12324031

>>12320045
There are two forms of masculinity. They are sobriety and suicide. Whiskey is far too strong for one and far too weak for the other. It is a fence sitter's drink.

>> No.12324042

>>12323709
>being dependent on a woman is ok but coke is not
What did he mean by this?

>> No.12324124

>>12324042
Him, but pretty sure I meant that a social entanglement with escalating demands is more significant to a worthwhile life than a chemical high with depreciating returns.

>> No.12324125

>>12320045
vanilla coke zero

>> No.12324188
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>wohoo yippii whiskey and beards consuming makes me a man

>> No.12324196

>>12320045
grappa barrique, neat

>> No.12324327

>>12320045
Gin. The drink of explorers.

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>>12320050
>>12320064
>drinking water and not WATER

>> No.12324482

>>12320045
Gasoline?

>> No.12324511
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>>12324459
i hate water, prefer wooder

>> No.12324517

>>12324511
ah college

>> No.12324524

>>12320045
Whiskey in a dirty glass?

>> No.12324537

>>12320088
yes, in fact its the only whiskey. Fuck that Canadian piss water and fuck that Scottish ash tray juice

>> No.12324540

>>12324511
For me, it's warter.

>> No.12324561

>>12324511
I hope she cleaned out that jug in between uses because that is a fantastic way to get salmonella

>> No.12324566
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>>12321323
i always knew the Count was a woman hater

>> No.12324578

>>12322778
Baysed and rumpilled

>> No.12324579

>>12324540
I prefer whatah.

>> No.12324580

>>12323040
the s0y meme is dead if people are now using it to defend drinking fucking tequila over whiskey, in what world is tequila stronger than whiskey?

>> No.12324797

Just raw gin.

>> No.12324801

>>12320048
thanks klay

>> No.12324821

>>12320045
The manliest drink is whatever the fuck you want and anyone disagreeing with it can fuck off.

>> No.12324877

It's not that drinking whisky is a confirmation of masculinity, but rather that not drinking is a the antithesis of masculinity.

>> No.12324894

>>12322018
Well he should have played a better character

>> No.12325047

>>12320048
fpbp

>> No.12325155

>>12320045
>Is there a manlier drink than whiskey?
Cachaça, pure at warm temperature.

You would not last the first 3 shots.

>> No.12325159

>>12321835
Actually it's shown to increase estrogen production, although I can see why butthurt alchies want to convince themselves otherwise

>> No.12325171

>>12322319
I genuinely prefer Laphroaig 10 to Lagavulin 16

>> No.12325180

>>12320045
Brandy

>> No.12325259
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>>12320045
Lemonade

>> No.12325371

>>12325159
abusing alk increases cortisol which effects test, but normal drinking actually increases testosterone in both males and females

>> No.12325383

>>12322778
Both are tough and manly, but whisky is more being dignified and classy about it, rum is more like a cooler version of hillbilly spick moonshine.

>> No.12325390

>>12320045
tequila

>> No.12325392

>>12321356
Just remember that the show seems to go for the point that people will always be obnoxious if you give them a platform for their political views, but can still be good, decent people you can depend on despite your differences. It'll help with how insufferable the character of Leslie can be.

>> No.12325395

>>12320050
>>12320064
Based and Aquapilled
Thread should’ve ended here. /thread

>> No.12325404

I hate that little Indian "man" Tom

>> No.12325410

>>12325404
just fuck aziz ansari in general

>> No.12325529

>>12320045
room temperature water
or if you're actually a man.
hot water.

>> No.12325571

>>12321265
Whiskey has history, tradition and culture.
Nothing nu-moron has any of that.

>> No.12325587

>>12322040
Whiskey has a sweet taste, your drinking grog, added alcohol to brown water.
No wonder you hate it.

>> No.12325589

Try drinking a strong earl grey/black/green tea, i mean you forgot to take it out after steeping for 20mins strong, and drink that on an empty stomach.

That stuff will get you nauseous

>> No.12325594

>>12322319
Scotch is harsh, try a nice Irish single batch.
So smooth you would think it was a summer breeze.

>> No.12325610

>>12325594
>Scotch is harsh
drink better scotch

>> No.12326083

>>12325587
grog is beer with a shot of rum in it and for the most part only bourbon whiskey is sweet, scotch is almost never sweet

>> No.12326101

>>12325594
i hate scotch but even cheap trash like JW red label is smooth, still have found a Irish whiskey that i like over a Bourbon

>> No.12326140

>>12326101
jameson is unironically better than most all bourbons

>> No.12326321

>>12321077
I laughed at this way more than I should have. You bastard.

>> No.12326328

based reddit tourist thread

>> No.12326405

>>12326140
holy shit it shouldn't be possible to have taste this bad

>> No.12326430

The blood of my enemies.

>> No.12326471

>>12320048
Based and chocpilled.

>> No.12326532

>>12326140
i buy Jameson but i'd put several equally priced bourbons ahead of it

>> No.12326536

>>12326430
Who are your enemies? The neighbor granny who makes noise in her garden at 10 in the morning on a saturday afternoon?

>> No.12326555

>>12326405
step up to single malts if you want to jerk yourself off, most all bourbon is complete shit and only idiots posture over them

>>12326532
you can definitely find multiple bourbons that are better but it's embarrassing when even most of the bourbons approaching double the pricepoint of jameson are pretty shit, bourbon is just decades off from being respectable as a class of liquor, there are really only a few people doing it right and most of it is just gussied up swill

>> No.12326563

>>12326555
>most all bourbon is complete shit and only idiots posture over them
even without attempting to dispute that you're still a tasteless fag for thinking jameson is better

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12326605

not saying whiskey is good, but i like it from time to time

>>12325159
imagine being so estrogen riddled you cant spare the test to drink with your friends and have a good time.

stay mad, soberlet.

>> No.12326702

>>12326605
>not saying whiskey is good, but i like it from time to time
What the fuck happened to this place that made people afraid of straight up saying they think things are good? You bunch of validation-craving pussies.

>> No.12326721

>>12326702
i dont want people to dislike me.

>> No.12326732

>>12326721
Well, your lack of backbone has made me dislike you.

>> No.12326745

>>12326605
>>12326721

Fucking kek just turn in your testicles now.

>> No.12328376

>>12325404
Jean Ralphio is even worse

>> No.12328380

>>12320050
ALL the bacon you fucking sissy.

>> No.12328399

>>12320070
I'd fuck him

>> No.12328406

>>12320045
Na just drink whatever the fuck you want but in high quantities

>> No.12328411

>>12320070
>we only have one bathroom
>how can we make this a selling point?

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>>12328380
bacon whiskey?! oh man the future is now and its magnificent

>> No.12329210

>>12320045
When you eat a girl out so good she squirts a little in your mouth.

>> No.12329357

>>12328411
>>12321170
>>12320070
That looks like the kind of thing some triggered old white dude put up to trigger other old white dudes.

>> No.12329390

People only like bourbon cause its American. Prove me wrong.

>> No.12329463

>>12329390
Bourbon is too sweet for me. I really prefer scotch, even if it's not peaty as fuck like islay shit.

>> No.12329516

>>12320045
vodka

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>>12329210
>eating pussy
>manly

>> No.12329624

>>12322267
I honestly do not understand what people see in this character. He just reminds me of the average Reddit poster. Every James Bond is more manly and somehow doesn't even begin to be as annoying as Ron Swanson.

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12329674

Grain water and rain alcohol

>> No.12330777

>>12329390
you're wrong, there.

>> No.12330783

>>12329517
faggot

>> No.12331416
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12331416

Scotch.

Don't know how anybody drinks this shit but the only people I've ever met that reach for it when there is nobody to impress is boomers and cool guys

>> No.12332557

>>12329674
this guy is so based

>> No.12332850

>>12329390
Bourbon is a typical example of what happens when americans try to duplicate other countries classics. In the case of bourbon, they try to duplicate scotch and irish whiskey and fail miserably.

>> No.12332858

>>12329624
James Bond is a pussywhipped sissy. There's a good reason his movies appeal primarily to women.

Ron Swanson has the excuse of being a legitimate parody.

>> No.12332871

>>12322040
>said the twenty something trying to seem manly.

>> No.12332949

American whiskey most likely has MGP and a fake story attached. Almost all scotch distilleries have sold out to foreign mega corporations. Lagavulin is only Rons favorite because P&R got paid big money by Diageo for marketing their product which redditors readily fell for.

>> No.12333399
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For me, it's Talisker 10

>> No.12333438

What could possibly be manly about whiskey?
It's overly saccharine sweet and tastes like toasty vanilla and caramel. Bourbon is worse.
Rye whiskey is the only saving grace of the disgraceful whiskey family.

>>12321086
>lemon and salt
If you know anyone taking tequila shots with salt and lemon then you know a bunch of retards. Tequila is taken with salt and lime or plain. Lemons are not for tequila, lemons are for vodka soda drinkers.

>> No.12333453

>>12326083
>grog is beer with a shot of rum in it
Lmao fucking what? Maybe they sell that in a college dudebro bar to get people to buy it by selling drunk frat boys on the tough-guy ethos.
Grog has nothing to do with beer. Grog is rum and citrus in water.

>> No.12333655

>>12320045

Always throws me off when he says something wrong about tools or some shit. He calls a pipe wrench a torque wrench once, minor things like that. You'd think one of the guys on set would've corrected them but I guess only autists like me notice that shit anyway.

>> No.12333695

>>12333655
>one of the guys on set
>real men on set

>> No.12333738

>>12333695

There are tradesmen involved in production. I don't know if they're around while they're shooting.

>> No.12333744

>>1229517
Faggots aren't men.

>> No.12333751
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>>12320070

>> No.12333752

>>12326605
I can't heat you over the sound of your TITS and ASS clapping together from all the ESTROGEN in your body which has caused you to develop TITS AND ASS because you are not a man but I am

>> No.12333755

>>12320045
Being a man is about sticking to your principles, respecting and loving your fellow humans, and not being afraid to be your authentic self. Therefore the manliest drink is your favorite drink, enjoyed without being ashamed or excessively proud of it.

>> No.12333771

>>12325371
you're probably right but it's funnier to spread blatant misinformation so that the people who unironically give a shit about estrogen and testosterone can't enjoy anything

>> No.12333777

>>12333755
amen

>> No.12333784
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12333784

For me, it's 93 octane, no ethanol with a twist of lime

>> No.12333810

>>12333453
Grog Is just guys we have to make rum last, and make water drinkable, what do we do..

Also, OP, what happens if a woman does like rum gin and whiskey? Peachy vodka sucks tbqh

>> No.12333824

>>12320049
Worked for Odin.

>> No.12333839

Whisky > whiskey

>> No.12334106

ambrosy made with water, yeast, sugar and fruit and left to sit for a month or so under your bed

>> No.12334110
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12334110

stop laughing at people who drink whiskey I really like it

>> No.12334117

>>12320045
beer
neat, with a lemon twist

>> No.12334121

>>12320045
civil engineer here
for what it's worth, the manliest, toughest guys I know are construction laborers and they all like to get blasted on R&R after work

>> No.12334125

>>12333810
Gin is a womans drink.

>> No.12334135

>>12334121
are they gentle when they sodomize you?

>> No.12334155

>>12334135
They have to be super macho and are constantly posturing to look as not gay as possible. I'm fat and ugly too so that's double reason for them to not bother.
We've had female employees call and ask to be flown back from job sites first thing because the men were either hitting on them, being creepy as fuck, or outright threatening them.
My favorite personal story was a super-drunk guy talking about how one of his friends send him that surprise dick video of Mariana Cordoba in a hot tub and how it pissed him off, and how "if one of those fuckin trannies surprised me like that I'd fuckin beat him to death right there"

>> No.12334174

>>12334155
you haven't answered the question, fatty

>> No.12334251

>>12320045
Chamomile tea for that low cortisol gaba precursor gains

>> No.12334283

>>12334125

Gin is the drink of the esteemed colonial governor

>> No.12334323

>>12333399
Based Talisker shill.

>> No.12334477

>>12332858
I just prefer the high-class masculinity of Sean Connery versus the low-class bacon whiskey beer moustache Reddit masculinity of Ron Swanson.

>> No.12334602

>>12330783
giving oral = beta

>> No.12334703
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>>12334602
>not snapping into full animal brain and start lapping at it like a dog trying to eat roadkill
you've been overly domesticated , if there is no beast in you then you are not a man = true definition of a beta

>> No.12334941

>>12331416
I enjoy Scotch and am neither cool or s boomer.

>> No.12334989

>>12325392
Leslie is generally lawful good which is a horrific character but she breaks enough rules for her own gains that she is redeemed for the viewer.

>> No.12335009
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Any alcohol made from fruit, honey, grain, etc. harvested from your own back yard.

>> No.12335025

>>12324511
Saw someone once walk out with an entire waffle iron stolen from the dining halls.
How do you not catch that shit?

>> No.12335034

>>12320049
Disappointed you missed first reply. Better luck next time.

>> No.12335068

>>12320045
naphtha

>> No.12335422

Car milk

>> No.12335448

>>12334703
Uh, she's not going to enjoy that. It takes a bit of finesse.

>> No.12335459

>>12320543
This is the correct answer

>> No.12335463

>>12320543
based, god I wish my gf made milk but I also don't want a kid right now

>> No.12335481
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>>12320045
The breast milk of christina hendricks

>> No.12335490

>>12320048

Correct.

>> No.12335493

>>12324517

A quality time...

>> No.12335605

>>12321181
fuck you, don't drag malt into this

>> No.12335625

>>12334251
This

>> No.12336726
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>>12320045
Fuck no!

Whiskey is pure fuckin sex!

>> No.12336768

>>12336726
Weak.

>> No.12336782

>>12320045
Grain alcohol or you are a semen-drinking faggot

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>>12336726

>> No.12336809
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>>12322055
>>12333824
Fake news from real Jews. Mead would be the beverage of choice.

>> No.12336993
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12336993

How much whiskey is too much?

>> No.12337046

>>12336993
>too much
no such thing

>> No.12337058
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>ctrl + f "Dr. Foots"
>no results

wew

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12337808

/ck/, I went and bought alembic; and now I wonder what kind of malt should I use for wort, and how strong wort should be. I brewed loads of different beers before; I am fully capable of making 15% wheat wine and other crazy stuff. I don't want to make peated whisky yet; I just want to make easy, normal stuff. Pale Ale malt should be good enough, right? Should I throw in small amount of Honey malt or similar slightly baked malt? 3,5-4 liters of water per 1 kg of malt?

>> No.12337818

>>12333438
Lemon and lime are the same fucking thing but a different color, you retard.

>> No.12337883

>>12320045
perfect bait

>> No.12338227

>>12322522
best Emma, Adult World

>> No.12338231

>>12325259
sauce???? please?????

>> No.12338233
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>>12322040

son. I'm a long way from 20 and I drink Boiler Makers

stop being such a Momma's boy and stop sucking so much cock

>> No.12338427

Are there any American whiskeys that don’t taste like corn syrup and charcoal?

>> No.12338449

>>12338427
yes

>> No.12338473

>>12338449
And they are?

>> No.12338572

>>12338473
i doubt you have the palate to appreciate anything that doesn’t taste like cum

>> No.12338588

>>12320045

Scotch.

>> No.12338874

>>12338427
Any Rye whiskey, Staggs, Woodford?

>> No.12339118
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12339118

is this stuff any good?

>> No.12339191

>>12320045
Whiskey is for old boomers who think they can taste the casket it was aged in. Vodka is a real man's drink.

>> No.12339283

>>12339118
Perfectly serviceable, nothing stellar

>> No.12339294

>>12320045
it's called GIN

>> No.12340588

>>12336782
Only true men guzzle semen

>> No.12340653

>>12334125
Literally no woman drinks gin.

>> No.12341605

>>12320045
Drinks are not "manly", you are a cringey faggot OP and whisky does not make you tougher.

>> No.12342037

>>12340653
Maybe not neat but girls love gin and tonic. On a busy night out you might have heard sloppy drunk girls parading through the street chanting "GT! GT! GT!" as they stumble from one bar to the next.

>> No.12342476

>>12341605
shut your mouth loser.

>> No.12342503

>>12342037
who drinks gin neat?
this is not something that happens in the US on a regular basis

>> No.12342660

>>12342503

Not many people drink neat gin at all, take it from a bartender. Women tend to prefer novelty gins like rhubarb or strawberry though.

>> No.12342705

>>12339191
You can if you aren't 16 years old and actually drink whisky

>> No.12343076

i am eating le steak u mad libtard?

>> No.12343114

>>12320045
>drinking to social signal

>> No.12343121

>>12322778
T. Ernest Hemmingway

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>>12329357
Are you a nigger or a faggot? Can't really recognise the level of projection

>> No.12343165

>>12342503
I do

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>>12329517
This, unironically.

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>>12333333

>> No.12343189

>>12342476
Seething

>> No.12343273

>>12320045
water

good cognac

>> No.12343289

>>12342476
He's right you faggot.

>> No.12343522

>>12343176
What did janny do with it?

>> No.12344621

>>12333751
what a mad lad

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>>12320075
this

>> No.12344689

>>12325589
>That stuff will get you nauseous
lol no it doesn't pussy

>> No.12344719

>>12325171
>>12322319
Lagavulin and Laphroaig are zoomer-tier entry trash that people won't shut up about because it doesn't cost a fuckload. It is as inoffensive as it gets.

>> No.12344731

>>12344719

That's distillers Lagavulin, dumbass. Even 16 is mellower and better than whatever boutique shit you might think up.

>> No.12344738

>>12344719

Oh! and why do you want offensive single malt? Nevermind, you're a twat.

>> No.12344758

>>12344731
>BuT i GoT tHe SpEcIaL kInD!1!
Nobody fucking cares, you basically got the "special label" of johnny wheelchair.

>>12344738
It's not about being offensive, it's about being fucking boring. Those whiskeys are inoffensive in the same way that green tea is inoffensive. It's just "there", there's nothing bold or interesting or tasteful about it. Which is why everybody fuckstick loves them, they're cheap (but not bottom shelf) and have nothing to alienate the drinker (i.e. no strong tastes). You're just as well off drinking Rich and Rare for $10 a bottle.

>> No.12344825

>>12344758

Do you understand distillation on a commercial scale? Bold comes from the central distallating trough. Oh fuck I don't give a shit what you know. watch this if you want to know how to add shitty flavours.

Watch how constant distillation works and how flavours are introduced into the white mix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dt622MZNdA

fuck I hate you rookies.

>> No.12344831

>>12344825
>wah wah wah he doesn't think my bland entry-tier bullshit is good! look I watched their advertisement telling me how good it is! it's really good! see!

>> No.12344835

>>12344758

You going to double down or learn?

>> No.12344838

>>12344831

Double down it is. I wish basements in the US just all flooded at once.

>> No.12344845

>>12344835
no, I'm not going to watch an advertisement for whiskey you're so desperate to justify as good. We both know it isn't, otherwise you wouldn't be trying.

>>12344838
Cry more faggot and try something exciting instead of the equivalent of "white people spicy" whiskey.

>> No.12344851

>>12344845

You're a pedophile. you like touching me. I'm not going to be your sad love child. Go find someone else. Oh, and get help. I'm not joking.

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>>12344851
no

>> No.12344867

>>12344858

I'm ready for this human mistake to lick me.

>> No.12344882

>>12344845

Where did you go, gibble?

>> No.12344927

>>12336785
Didn't rage face start here though? Kinda ironic.

>> No.12345056
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12345056

if you drink anything but this for breakfast, lunch and dinner you're not a real man

>> No.12345077

>>12322778
Some rums like Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva basically taste like chocolate caramel milk wich i wouldn't call manly
real mens drink cheap rum or vodka neat and straight from the bottle.

>> No.12345097

>>12337808
I love seeing this image. I get really horny. I never save it because it's more fun to stumble upon it over and over again.

>> No.12345128

>>12345077
no non-slavic man buys vodka, cheap or expensive

>> No.12346194

>>12335448
if shes not already turned on before you get her pants off then you're already in trouble

>> No.12346291

>>12333751
literally me

>> No.12346339

>>12345128

You understand that rum is just root sugar and batshit right? Bacardi has a BAT on their symbol.

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>>12346339
>rum
>root sugar
flyover much? Rum is made from cane sugar molasses not that beat sugar you subhumans get.

>> No.12346394

>>12346372

That what I said. You know Cuba, right? It's a giant bamboo shoot of rum. But do you know what a dunder pit is?

>> No.12346414

>>12346372

You don't know anything about making booze, do you? I make booze weekly.

>> No.12346458

>>12346394
yeah but cane is not a root, its a stalk

>> No.12346463

>>12346458

Good work, asshole. It's a stalk. Do you feel autistic or is it just your life?

>> No.12346466

>>12346414
buddy i got coconut palms in my front yard and a wall of sugar cane in my backyard, you probably don't even know about wooden pot stills

>> No.12346471

>>12346463
autistic>flyover beat sugar

>> No.12346479

>>12346471

I've only recently learned that you poverty whites rely on beat sugar. I think I saw it in Charlie Wilsons War. I don't really feel sorry for Missouri white niggers but you stupid assholes don't matter in the anything happening around you. You're human offal.

>> No.12346483

>>12346471

No it was Madam Secretary. Beet Sugar, when they were trying to free Cuba. I keep forgetting about you useless humans.

>> No.12346490

>>12346471

You know you're less valuable than a ukrainian farmer. They're living near Chernobyl. Are you watching Chernobyl on HBO? Heroes were made there.

>> No.12346602

Anyone who dislikes Islays is a pedophile. No exceptions.

>> No.12346606

Water

>> No.12347901
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12347901

Was gifted this as a graduation present. What am I in for?

>> No.12348319

>ctrl f buckfast
>0 results

Literally what is the fucking point in this board

>> No.12348330

>>12322040
jim beam honey is peak whiskey, anything else is a meme

>> No.12348430
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>>12324031
By these retarded criteria, what drink is weak enough for sobriety and strong enough for suicide?

>> No.12348637

>>12348430
water, if you drink 2gal in one sitting you actually drown from the inside, some collage kids were trying to be straight edge but still act like frat bros and had a water chugging contest and some of them died. Damn these kids are insufferable

>> No.12348670

>>12333751
>"mom said it's MY turn!"

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>>12346466

asshole, I have a fucking still in my kitchen like it's a goddamn coffee maker. It literally runs for 3 hours and makes 3 handles of booze.

>> No.12348683
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>"i drank some whisky beers now im a big burly manbeard! heckin' awesome!!!"

>> No.12348704

>>12346466

I know you don't know what a sugar wash is, or a jackson crossflow condenser is or why a 3 inch stack is so much better than a 2 inch stack in a column condenser, or why you'd need to pack that condenser with copper to create a fractionating volume. But at least you can stop being a no nothing cunt.

>> No.12348758
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Rum

>> No.12348784

>>12329357
this

>>12343161
found the triggered old white incel

>> No.12348795

>>12348784

Stop saying triggered as a rule. It makes you sound like a simple bitch. All other points may be valid.

>> No.12349062

>>12348678
>reflux still
ok at least its tall enough to keep the smell down, but when you plan on making something other then vodka?

>> No.12349068
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12349068

any kind of pomace brandy including
Arak
Raki
Rakia
Rakija
Tsikoudia
Zivania
Tsipouro
Oghee
Grappa
Komovica
Orujo
All the Frence Marc
also fuck ouzo and any anise flavoured pomace drink

>> No.12349109

>>12349062

When I want scotch, I buy scotch, when I want to knock down 2.6Kw of vodka for pennies I do that.

>> No.12349114

>>12349062

There's no smell when you condense the entire evaporate.

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>>12349062

That's the guts. That kills 3kW of heated ethanol.

>> No.12349202

>>12349062

So anyway, the "tallness" of the still doesn't matter at all. It's the fractionation caused by cooling gradients. A tube has no cooling gradients. A tube with a bunch of copper or other disturbing elements in it cause the reflux column as you put it to actually fractionate. That's how gasoline is removed from kerosene and diesel in the petroleum industry.

>> No.12349609

>>12320045
Snake poison.

>> No.12350296

>>12332850
Wrong, faggot

>> No.12351031

pusy... heh..

>> No.12351035

>>12351031
heh..