/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12310458
i’m not poor

Just mix tomato paste, vinegar and sugar and you have ketchup without additives.

>ketchup

I don't use it at all, I'm not 14 years old

>>12310528
>whoa stacy, look at that anon eating his burger and fries without ketchup, he's so mature..and sexy

>>12310458
>He's eating american cancer juice, also known as ketchup

>>12310458
Heinz is so lousy it's not allowed to call itself ketchup in my country. A local company sued them, and the court determined it probably doesn't contain enough tomatoes to call itself ketchup or something on that line. So the label calls it tomato dip.

>>12310603
Post a picture and prove it.
And if your cuckold country doesn’t like Heinz Freedom Sauce then they can continue to starve because of their picky homosexual metropolitan appetites.
>Please sir, I won’t eat my gruel without any truffle oil
If Heinz Ketchup isn’t ketchup then ketchup sucks because whatever Heinz Ketchup IS is better than ketchup.

>>12310540
Thanks bbe now take my rod up your flange

>>12310603
This. French's is better for ketchup

>Heinz for ketchup
>French's for mustard
>Kraft for BBQ sauces
>Fuck Hunts

>>12310458
Red Gold>Hunts>Heinz

>>12310540
>>12310624
t.fatass amerilards guzzling down their red sugar paste

>>12310458
Heinz faggot
Hunts is for the food stamps

>>12310624
>Post a picture and prove it.
I don't have any Heinz. Considering price and flavor, I consume a different type of ketchup, though I'm fine with either. Just Google "Israel Heinz dip" or something.
>picky homosexual metropolitan appetites
There are food standards around the world, to prevent people from marketing urine as lemon juice just because it's a yellow color. Or to prevent artificially flavored water from being sold as freshly squeezed juice. When a food product doesn't live up to the minimum standard, it cannot call itself as such.

>>12311023
>Israel
It all makes sense now

>>12311040
Predictable response. Memes aside, food standards exist in other countries. USA has its own standards. The standards are just different between different countries. As it happens to be, ketchup in Israel is required to have a higher percentage of tomatoes than elsewhere.

>>12310458
>He doesn't buy a local one produced 10 minutes from his home

LMAOing @ your life

>>12311193
>Mustard, ketchup AND relish all labelled as "Canada Sauce"
You can't just call everything canada sauce, okay?

>>12311296
It's the brand, you mongoloid illiterate.

Use French's if you need sugar red mucus. It's less sweet.

>>12310857
>>Kraft for BBQ sauces
>Not Sweet Baby Ray's
stupid white boy

>>12311334

That walmart sauce tasted like brown asshole(no offence). I was embarrassed that a wannabee kraft lookalike wasn't better because kraft sucks so fucking much.

>>12310857
>kraft for bbq
Yikes, heinz all the way for bbq

>>12311307
Then where's the ™

I bought that one on special a few weeks ago, 49c (offer + coupon).
It's okay. Kotlin spicy ketchup (which isn't spicy, it's just good) tastes better to me. If you see Kotlin somewhere, try it. It's Polish.

>>12310458
I swear by heinz. It's thick, rich and delicious. And yes I could tell the difference.
Too bad it's so expensive. I could only afford 1 upside down bottle a month

>>12310458
Too many calories uwu

>>12311480
We are not in burgerland here, we don't have to put trademark on everything.

>>12311063
The jews suing say it isn't so. Jews so worried about ketchup but not about holocaust survivors living in Israel. Google that my jewboy friend

>>12311063
Strange. Since the US is now a colony of israel, why wouldn't they have the same standards for their ketchup?

>>12310458
sugary trash
wake me up when a decent brand like Contadina puts out a ketchup

>>12312003
Because kike can test on the burger their new products.

>>12312016
t. White House situation room

>eating ketchup
Geez Louise, you trying to give me an ulcer?

>>12310528
>Ketchup is for children
This is one of the strangest forced memes about food I've seen in the past 30 years. Ketchup's an incredibly basic condiment available everywhere and consumed in greater amounts by adults than children. You might as well try to make salt or mayonnaise seem weird.

>>12312599
you are an idiot

>>12310905
>>12311333
>>12312005
Why is everyone here so terrified of sugar? Are you all diabetics?

>>12312612
Except he's not wrong. Maybe try reevaluating whatever warped view of reality you're falling victim to here.

Hunts is for white trash who use sliced bread as hot dog buns

>>12312617
Prove he's right dum dum.

>>12312634
Maybe try asking a real question instead of having a diabetic shit fit over a basic condiment. Trying a little too hard to fit in.

>>12310458
I get this imported so when I have a barbie I can say "time for some CUNTS" when I bring out the tomato sauce.

>>12310540
>wow, he puts dijon mustard on his burger... he's so presidential

Hmf. This fag thinks he can compete with the KRANCH. Lol

hunts used to can their tomatos in my now home town. you could smell it for miles around. i wish i had been there then. now its just boring tech

>>12313137
what the fuck is KRA?

I use hunt's organic

>>12313690
Nothing, they just split the coloring on kranch down the middle.

>>12313137

takes what, 15 minutes to make your own? why would i buy it

Love this stuff, only ketchup I use. If it's anything like anything else I like it will be disconnected in short order

>>12311193
You're moutarded

>>12314426
wtf why are heinz upside down bottles that huge and sold in pairs?!?!
That gotta cost a fortune

All I know is Huntz tastes like tangy tomatoes and Heinz tastes like red koolaid.

>>12311193
>sweet relish instead of dill
Ultra mega hyperion faggot tier.

>>12312599
It's really not a meme, children will eat it above any other condiment because it's sickly sweet, at a certain age most adults realize it's disgusting and only good on rare occasions on certain things.

I prefer Trader Joe's Catsup. Very prominent Worcestershire flavor.

>>12310458
My dad still refuses to buy Heinz because it’s a ketchup for liberals.

>>12316107
Based. Knowing that John Kerry profits from all Heinz sales made me a Hunts customer too.

>>12316107
Based

>>12316107

>>12315132
>It's really not a meme
No, it really is. Check the marketing index numbers on the major ketchup brands.
http://snapshot.numerator.com/brand/heinz
The three age demographics with *more* consumption than baseline are:
>Over 65
>55-64
>45-54
The three age demographics with *less* consumption than baseline are:
>Under 24
>25-34
>35-44
Notice there's an unbroken pattern of consumption increasing from younger to older.
And then look at the has kids / no kids comparison. Those two groups perform almost exactly the same, with "no kids" consuming at a slightly higher rate than "has kids." Meaning even if you make the certainly wrong assumption that every single consumer in the "has kids" demographic is buying ketchup exclusively for their kids and not for themselves, you would *still* end up with more consumption by adults than by children per the "no kids" demographic having greater consumption than the "has kids" demographic. Make it more realistic and count the "has kids" demographic as representing some nonzero amount of adult consumption of its own and the fact more ketchup is consumed by adults becomes even easier to see.

>>12315132
Ketchup for children meme is irrelevant flyover lore. Nobody stops business meetings to freak out over ketchup packets in their catered lunches being somehow childish.
>sickly sweet
Ketchup isn't even that sweet. It's the vinegar that does most of the work. Take out the sugar and it'd still taste mostly like ketchup. Take out the vinegar and it wouldn't taste anywhere close to ketchup.

>>12316426
Correct, ketchup is for children and fat fucking tastelets.

>>12316734
>fat
Literally the majority of the developed world is overweight now, so yeah, but you could say the same thing about almost any other food product's buyers. In any event fuck you for moving the goalposts.

>>12316459
>White knighting a sickly sweet hfcs tomato style product this hard
Stay fat, Fatty Mcfatfat.

>>12316778
>White knighting
People are trying to get ketchup to reward them with sex? Are you feeling OK, anon?

>>12316734
>fat fucking tastelets
>>12316778
>Stay fat, Fatty Mcfatfat.
Projecting pretty hard there.

>>12316426
Based and tomatopilled.
>>12316778
Post body, fatty.

>>12316970
Why do you have a surgery scar running from your solar plexus to your scrotum? A fat removal surgery?

>>12317347
Are you looking at a scratch mark or something? No, I haven't had "fat removal surgery."

>>12316739
Hey, you're right in that most people are fat and I never said children eat it more than adults, and I'm not reading some bullshit study about who eats more ketchup when I already know kids prefer it. You moved the goalposts.

>>12317594
>I never said children eat it more than adults
What's your point then?
>kids prefer it
So adults prefer it more than kids do and ketchup consumption increases with age, but kids still like it too is your point now?

>>12310476
most of them have garlic/onion powder too. and salt.

>>12312613
Too much sugar tastes bad

>>12317654
Holy shit, your reading comprehension is terrible. You ask what the point is now? Apparently hfcs has ruined your brain.

>>12310528
Antiketchup fags must be the most autistic group of retards on the planet.
Which makes sense, seeing as the retardation is focused in Chicago where the average IQ is 75.
>Ketchup ruins the pig anus with sugar!
>SO TRY THE BRAND NEW HAWAII DOG WITH CANDIED MANGO PINEPPLE CHUTNEY!

>he STILL doesn't use pic related
never, ever gonna make it

>>12316970
>>>/fit/
or
>>>/r9k/

>>12310857
>Kraft for BBQ

>>12318647
Cringe

>>12310528
Sorry about your intolerance due to old age

>>12319204
Master race

>>12310528
Takes extra packets and hides them, and probably uses them on a steak. LOL

>>12318621
>Kids like ketchup, you realize it's disgusting when you get older.
>*Unbroken pattern of increasing consumption from younger demographics to older ones*
>*More purchases from adults without kids than adults with*
>Y-Yeah, well you're probably fat!
>*Not fat*
>Well maybe adults prefer it more than kids do and ketchup consumption increases with age, but that's not my point!
>OK, what's your point?
>What's my point? You want to know what my point is? Oh my God, you're so dumb, looks like I won the argument ;)
Embarrassing.

Malt vinegar is the superior condiment for French fries

>You're fat if you like ketchup
lol, what? A ketchup packet has like 10 calories in it.

>>12319943
substitute "fat" with "gay" then you'd be correct

>>12319945
Don't try to drag wholesome Americana down with your fag culture.

>>12310857
For mustard, it's Plochmans.

>>12319909
>The US govt. declared ketchup a vegetable.
>Kids don't like vegetables.
>Ergo, kids don't like ketchup.
Q.E.D