/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12297861
"Um... I was w-wondering... w-would you like to gout s-s-sometime?"

More like chicken-fil-gay

"Have a blessed day!"

>>12297861
Why does it always come off vaguely sexual when they say this
I'm just tryna get a couple chicken sandwiches I didn't ask for this

>>12297861
I make a point of thanking them individually for each tiny thing they do throughout the process of getting my food, so they have to keep saying it again and again.

>>12297861
I wonder how many Chik-Fil-Gay employees start getting suicidal after so many months of being forced to be constantly and fervently happy.

>>12297921
My guess is zero. Everyone I've known who's worked there had genuinely good things to say about the place. They have good benefits and the pay is decent for fast food. A lot of employees start at almost double minimum wage.

>>12297911
Because you are socially ill adjusted and sexually perverted

I hope I don’t get any shit for what I’m about to say, but it’s a public forum so I have the right to post this.
I’ve recently began dating a tart, or as you would say, slut, whore or biggaloo. I was somewhat hesitant to get into a relationship with her at first since we met at a coffee shop and she approached me from nowhere, just as I finished an important phone call with my boss regarding my commission from the last lot of homes I sold, and she promptly asked me where I was taking her on our date.

I thought it was some sort of joke but long story short the date went well, I took her to a very expensive restaurant and ordered wine and all that jazz. We’ve been dating for about 2 weeks now and she told me that she’s starting to change her ways, for example we haven’t had sex yet even though she’s had plenty of men, and some women, before. I don’t know the exact numbers but it is quite high.
However with me she says she wants to become a better person and learn to restrain herself, which I approve of and buy her jewellery and other treats as motivation to better herself.

Some of you may call me a cuck, but I find that to be a very condescending term and completely wrong with my situation. Instead she is transitioning into a beautiful woman who I am considering starting a family with one day.

>>12297993
way to go, dude

>>12297911
Because you don't get enough social interaction and probably watch too much porn (any at all). This fucks with your brain and so whenever any girl isn't overtly hostile to you, you imagine making a like together. It happens to the best of us.

>>12297964
This, plus they seem to only hire local white or immigrant kids who are also students, at least where I'm at. The other fast food places are staffed by complete pea-brained losers who will probably never decent employment prospects. Take someone like that, try to make them smile and use manners, and see what happens.

>>12298007
Thanks. It’s a good feel.

>>12297993
"She"

>>12297861
That is such a southern boomer thing. Was at one the other day. It sounds so insincere when you hear it; even not said in a bad ton.

>>12297993
shit tier pasta, take it back and bring me a fresh batch

>>12297861
chicfila only hires 7s and above.
no nasty whores, no sjw, no ear gauged loser fucks, no tattooed pieces of garbage, no fatty boom batties. only high quality trim.

>>12297993
Just keep her away from your credit cards and your account until you're one gorillion percent sure about her. Females be scheming these days.

>>12297861
>"You better have washed your hands before touching my food. I wouldn't want fecal matter or vaginal yeast in my nuggets."

>>12297861
Protip: just tell them "Have a good day" if you want to be nice without making them say my pleasure

>>12297880
Haha you're funny! Keep giving me big tips and we'll see :P

>>12298339
they dont take tips at fast food joints

>>12297861
>y-you too...

test

>>12298352
based

>>12297964
thats the weird thing about chik fil a, everyone there is actually happy. they get paid way more than normal fast food and they are openly christian and primarily white. it honestly sounds like a pretty based job

>>12297861

>>12298347
You're right anon customers usually don't give tips but I bet for you I can make an exception cause you like me so much :P

tfw no chick filla in my town

"My pleasure, nigga!"

>>12297861
That's it. That's the look. The contemptuous smile of a plump cheek'd waitress. The flabby, pale arms desperately hanging on to the Nabiso crackers that are her shoulders. Her traps, as pronounced as the hilly countryside of Kansas. Her neck, with one single definition, that if it were photo-shopped onto either one of her biceps, it would make no difference. A smidgen of a clavicle, I'm hard already. The disheveled, asymmetrical cotton polo which houses the three to five inches of space before the somewhat saggy, somewhat perky breasts start to take shape, giving an overhang for which the otherwise tight material might drape over her ever-so-slightly bulging stomach laced with red lines, creases, and all sorts of stretch marks. Her obliques giving a true muffin top like the head of a chicken sunken into its chest. Her painted eyebrows, standing in no contrast to her pale, onyx irises. Her nose, just the slightest bit fat and the slightest bit wide. How the contours of her pudgy cheeks entangle and battle with the jawbone for position, forcing the lovely overbite smile into a face of innumerable expressions. Her earlobes are like the Buddha, and her hair done in perfectly like a wrapped chicken sandwich. This is the face of cheerful narcissistic pride that can afford to serve mediocre food. Not terribly costly, but doesn't stand out from freshly massacred chickens aside from being fried. Delicious. A smile like this is like stumbling upon a scene of a Jew taking a chicken by the throat and smashing her upon a dumpster, for a clean, kosher delivery. Whatever that means to them. Who in their right mind would turn down the offer to fuck her in the mouth? I wouldn't. I am deeply attracted to the broad

>>12298487
Bitch's on the right's teeth fallin out, took me a minute to figure out what was wrong.

>>12297880
>gout

>>12298487
An all African-American staff is a sure sign that a fast food place has gone to shit.

>>12298511

>>12298640
That place is still probably way better than the average burger king or mcD's though.
>no visible tattoos on staff
>no hoop earrings
>no retarded looking dreads/braids

>>12297861
Y-you too

>>12297993
This is totally irrelevant to Chick-Fil-A, fast food, jobs, or even slogans. You’re within your right to post, but technically this is not an appropriate thread to post this to.

That said, it has to be either pure bait or some sort of pasta.

>dating 2 weeks
>considering starting a family with

>>12298511

>>12297885
more like chic-no-gays

Let me get that medium waffle.

>>12298951
Absolutely degenerate

>>12298399
>payed more
Yeah!
>Christian and primarily white
Boo!

chick-fil-a worker here ama

>>12298640
>He thinks that black people working in a fucking goddamn fried chicken store isn't a good thing

How to tell you're a Northerner/Midwesterner: The Post.

>>12299429
I am a MidWesterner, but even if black people are the staff, there should be a white manager.

umemaro ruined chicks in fast food uniforms for me

>>12297880
GOT THE GOUT

>>12297861
i'd feel pleasure with my penis in here pusy haha

>>12298951
For what purpose?

>>12300352
I would assume it's either "art" or "protest".

>>12297988
this
>>12297911
you are a fucking weirdo virgin

>>12297861
Why is she sitting across from u tho

>>12299425
Post feet

I literally go here so 18 year old white girls can ell me my pleasure and smile

>>12298511
Brilliant. Also checked

>>12297993
fake and gay. your pasta is stale

>>12297880
>gout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6hqRJmIaBM

I'll pleasure myself *wink*

>>12297880
>gout

>on a trip to NYC
>go to the Chick-fil-a in downtown manhattan
>busy but efficient
>clean
>good
>old lady sitting next to me offers me an unopened packet of sauce
Great experience.

>>12299425
Will you get in trouble if you don't say "my pleasure!" specifically? Like will a "not a problem" or "don't mention it" not suffice if management hears it?

>>12302789
They want you to say it a lot of the time but you don't have to say it everytime. It's just part of the general behavior they ask of you. In my case, I have a hospitality manager so I do it to not only please them but also just because I genuinely enjoy working there for the most part and I like to try to do my best to fulfill what my job asks of me for the most part.

>>12301089
Sorry sir, but unfortunately I can't :^)

>>12298339
i'd give her the big tip

>>12297861
I used to work at CFA.

That shit was annoying. The worst part, I got used to saying it so much that I would even say it out of habit at very inconvenient times... like.... once I was at the bank, and I held the door open for some girl who was going in as I was leaving. She said thanks and I automatically said “my pleasure”. She just stopped, turned looked at me with this disgusted look, and quickly walked away..

>>12299425
Have any of your coworkers been asked out? If so what were their responses?

>>12303022
Not him, but when I used to work there a lot of the co-workers dated each other

>>12303022
I haven't worked there for extremely long honestly. I haven't seen anyone get asked out there, but I've noticed is there are several people who date each other. Basically, >>12303034 and I seem to overlap with our experiences.

>>12297880
>gout

an epic meme was born

>>12303055
Did you ever have to dress up as the cow for birthday parties, I’m so glad I never had to do that

>>12303071
I haven't yet, no.

>>12303077
That would suck. Whats your favorite positions? I always liked working in the dinning room or fries. I absolutely hated having to do the Henny Pennys and dishes

>>12303034
>>12303055
Did you two date? And did you get food for a discounted price?

>>12298511
Scary post

>>12303090
I liked 2 of the girls that I worked with. But I was a real beta when I worked there so I was too shy. No discounted food. You only get a free meal if you work

>>12303090
How it works for employees is you get 1 dollar per hour you work each day. It can only be used that day. So today I worked 9 hours so I get 9 hours towards a meal today. I can't save it for tomorrow.

>>12303084
Haven't worked in the kitchen, I don't love dining room because I've gotten in trouble a few times I think with my boss. They aren't happy with my performance since I don't interact with the customers as much as they want me to. I like drinks a bit right now though I've only done it a few times. I also don't mind bagging. Satisfying for me in the same way tetris is for me

>>12303111
CFA has changed since I worked there. I was there from 2007-2010. Back then, the dining room guy didn’t really have to interact with customers, i’d just keep things clean. Also, drink wasn’t a position then either. The cashiers would do it. I got in trouble too though. I wasn’t being friendly enough. The general manager said if I didnt change he would have to let me go, I decided to fix myself and everything went smooth the rest of my time there

>>12303126
I should clarify it's drinks for drive-thru not up-front unless we have extra people on the shift and that's literally the best thing they can be doing.

>>12303170
Oh ok