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>eating popped arts
Dear me! That's the least fanciest thing I've heard all day.

best
1.canadian smores*
2.american smores*
3.cookie dough
4.raspberry
*canadian pop tarts, although limited to 5 varieties compared to the dozens of USA, are composed of different ingredients and taste better

>>12293078
crush doesn't sound that bad, probably just sweet orange like any other fruit flavour

If toasted, blueberry. If untoasted, cherry.

>>12293421
It's not. It's the same disgusting syrup they use for ALL of their other branded products. Ever tried those powders you dump into a water bottle? It's that. The gummies? It's that. It's the same exact shit, partially hydrated and formed with gelatin to make the paste.

As for the topic at hand, my favorite is frozen cookies 'n' creme. below that is brown sugar cinnamon (frosted or unfrosted). Then [spoiler]the brown sugar cinnamon cereal. that stuff is surprisingly delicious.

Wild Berry or nothing

>>12293078
Best are strawberry, chocolate chip, brown sugar cinnamon, cookie dough, and sugar cookie.

>>12293078
best is strawberry milkshake, prove me wrong

>>12293928
pic related if you can find them
other notable mention is smores, raspberry, blueberry, cherry

>best
The cinnamon roll flavor that just has the trails of icing instead of being completely covered
>Worst
All of the other ones besides s'mores and maybe >>12294264

>>Best
>Brown Sugar Cinnamon
>Smores
>Wild Berry
Finally a /ck/ post I agree with.
On another note: do you guys actually toast your pop tarts? I dont think i've had a toasted one in all my life I just eat them straight out of the foil like an animal

Apple Pie > Blueberry > Brown Cinnamon Sugar
Why did they discontinue apple pie, i'd kill to have it again

Don't eat pop tarts that shits just empty carbs frosted with sugar and filled with corn syrup

Cinnamon roll is pretty good. My favorite besides brown sugar cinnamon.

>>12294600
>straight out of the foil like an animal
I've done that plenty of times but toasting is really better, especially the smores
also how is brown sugar so popular?

>>12294600
I've never toasted them, I just eat them straight out of the foil really frequently, but I also freeze them in the summer, they're pretty good when they're cold.

The best are the unfrosted strawberry because at the very least it doesn't feel like you are eating a slab of pure sugar.

>>12294661
they brought it back along with the milk shake flavors. saw them in wallmart

Pic related and wild berry were always my favorite, I remember the caramel ones that broke into fingers were really good too

>>12293078
Brown Sugar and the Strawberry ones are the only ones I eat.

>>12293078
>>12293396
>>12293421
>>12293731
>>12294264
>>12293928
>>12294661
>>12295688
>>12295272
oh look its another millennial soylent manchild thread where he obsesses over what flavor of sugar isnt' gonna make is wuddel tumtum all grossies with mean nasty adult foods!! grow the holy fuck up you pathetic beta cucks, youve all probably had at bare minimum one homosexual experience when you were kids after eating one of these and thats why you love it so much.

>>12293741
that thick ass berry got me wantin to risk it all...

>>12294665
ill so what i wan you fucking frog

>>12295715
>poptarts is a 55 year old brand

>>12295821
what is your point, other than you have an IQ of absolute zero?
Pampers is a 58 year old brand, doesnt mean its for adults.

>>12295837
remember it was cool to smoke cigs as a kid and people still smoke now without including ecigs and vapeshit. people who smoke normal cigs now are "millennial soylent manchildren"?
>but thats different
its not.

>>12295924
come back when you can properly formulate a sentence in english.
pop tarts are for children, period.

>>12295974

>>12293078
All Poptarts are gross and nauseatingly oversweet.

>>12293392
https://9gag.com/

>>12295980
fuck youre retarded, it wasnt the spelling.
what you typed made no sense whatsoever.

>>12296075
>still dodging the argument

>>12296085

>>12296092
Why'd you post a picture of yourself? Is there something you're trying to prove here, cause I totally ain't gettin it.

>>12293078
>Any fucking brand deal flavor
I will agree 90% of them are shit but sometimes they come out with a good one
Of course they discontinue it two months later so why even try them
Just whatever you do DON'T try the jolly rancher ones ever, I had them years ago and wanted to vomit the second it went into my mouth

Hot fudge sundae and >>12294264 are also god tier

>>12296454

>>12295688
Nice flavor, Jamal

>>12296465
>go back 2 leddit lol goteem XDDDD
No argument again. Again, are you trying to prove something here? Or are you just trying make yourself look as autistically challenged as possible?

Strawberry, blueberry, fudge, icecream sundae, and chocolate chip are my favorite. ironic, considering the fact that brown sugar is one of my least favorites for being too sweet (at least to me. They're still pretty good, though).
>>12295715
>>12295837
>>12295974
>>12296075
>>12296092
>>12296465
>soyjack posting
>calls others redditors
kek

>>12296560
imagine a grown adult eating pop tarts. lemme guess, there's apple juice in your sippy cup too?

imho the chocolate chip one is the only unfrosted one that isn't total garbage. Frosted ones like strawberry, blueberry, s'mores, cookies n' creme, strawberry milkshake and wild berry? Now that's good shit right there.

>>12295715
I like candee 'cause it taste gud.

>>12296610
Imagine people thinking that they are mature for not eating sugar. Nice playground insult. Did you get that from your mommy while she changed your diaper?

>>12297376
do you even understand irony?

>>12295272
You mean the American Apple Pie flavor? Looked it up and found nothing, might have to just make them myself

>>12296610
enjoying ur dead end job while I happily eat pop tarts?

>>12293078
<3

>>12293078
Wild Berry and Smores are the only edible ones

>>12293078
Cookie dough is the best, then cinnamon and strawberry. Worst is probably fudge

>Best
Cinnamon Roll
Hot Fudge Sundae
Smores
Chocolate Chip
Strawberry Shortcake
Cookie Dough

>>12299070
Have you ever had em frozen?

>>12297386
Calling people out for being hypocritical and immature isn't irony.

>>12295837
>>12295821
>>12295715
This is like a aaron sorkin show

>>12299065
your dead end life begins a new day in the afternoon. mom's at work, tyrell is out selling weed for the day so its safe to wake up now.
you stagger out of bed, brain a little hazy from 14 hours sleep, still dreaming about the way you 'pwnt' those incel nazis on 4channel.org yesterday.
through a life of absolute constant conditioning you feel compelled to make the pantry your first stop. your fat fingers peel open the bag of your pop tarts, the smell engulfs you. better grab two bags, you think to yourself. most people have to work dead end jobs to afford their tarts, but not you, not today, youve earned this.
todays's a two bagger. you think, why not make it a two bagger everyday? The idea strikes you a sheer brilliance until you realize eating 4 consecutive pop tarts simply requires too much time and effort. But then it hits you, this one could be the single greatest idea you have ever came up with, so your grab your iphone and wa la.

confetti cupcake is the best

>>12300473

>when you dont have time to eat 2 poptarts

But there are 2 poptards on the picture. So stupid.

>>12300806
you could be the stupidest human being to ever live.

>>12300473
Tried too hard for a shitpost
>>12301008
Lmao

>>12301050
remember your opinion matters, stupid