/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12267396
>California wine
This triggers the frog

Literally anything and everything. European "cuisine" is basically just the cum of people from other countries at this point.

>>12267396

>he remade his shitty seething thread
Why are Americans so OBSESSED with superior European products and culture?

>>12267437
>superior European products and culture?
Example?

>>12267446
Pick anything.

>>12267446
Europe is known for their top of the line gay bathhouses and Islamic child rapists.

>>12267437
dozen threads about
>do americans really
One thread about europoors
>REPORT REPORT SHUT IT DOWN GOY >SEETHING
Go down to the newstand for your porn license eurocuck. I'm going to sit here eating apple pie shooting my gun out the window because it's my GOD GIVEN RITE

>>12267450
So you can't even come up with a single example?

>>12267450
So literally nothing

>>12267470
>>12267476
No, I‘m saying virtually anything you do, we do better, 56% boys.

>>12267483
>Give one example
>hurr durr literally everything
>ok name one thing
>uuh uuuh FITY SIX PERCENT

>>12267396
am I a traitor for actually preferring pizza margherita? I love basil too much

>>12267496
>SEETHING
Based, thank you.

>>12267437
>>12267501
Dumb frogposter

>>12267466
Based

>>12267499
that's more about taste and less about filling people for cheap
I'd eat them everyday if it wasn't $15 at the wood fired place, looking at a wood chip bbq to make them myself
could probably eat 5 12' ones

>>12267396
>french cuisine
Literally just 101 ways to abuse ducks

>>12267526
They do kill the duck before pressing it.

>>12267524
Never thought of cooking them like that. Gonna go make some homemade pizza now.

>>12267466
Europoops always bashing the superior

>>12267530
After they shove a tube down their throats and pump grain in of course

>>12267575

Foie Gras is murderlicious though, one of my favorite delicacies. Thank God for the French.

>>12267575
We should do that to Americans instead. Would be a win win.

>>12267588
>French "delicacy"
Yeah lets just gouge this songbirds eyes out and then drown it in booze. That'll make it taste good.

>>12267396
Cajun and creole seemed to have taken French cooking techniques and made dishes I actually care to eat.

>>12267606

Don't knock it 'til you try it. Ortolan bunting is delicious as well.

>>12267575
Stop anthropomorphizing. In smaller operations they run to those feeding tubes. They don't have the gag reflex we do and love getting fat as all holy fuck. They're not overly fond of being handled by people they don't know, but they like being big; in nature they don't get bullied by most predators when they're total units and can survive the winter when they look like Fat Bastard.

>>12267408
Surprise, surprise! A /pol/tard obesed with bodily fluids!

>>12267686
Are you even allowed to watch Andy Griffith in europoor land? You know they have guns on that show.

>>12267396
>eating cow tits
Do the french really do this?

gosh, another thread of europeans who cant go outside because of the weather and or unsavory inhabitants so they have nothing to do but be assmad at people who dont have these problems
SAD!

Daily reminder that Europeans live in the shadow of America.

>>12267466
BASED

>>12267466
based

America really has improved on dozens of European Foods. Especially in the field of Northern European and Italian cuisine. Now, this might be controversial, but I think the only place that America has downgraded is in the Apple Pie. American Apple Pie is just like worse Dutch Apple Pie.

You have to remember that all non-Americans have an inferiority complex. They have a psychological need to be butthurt over America as a defense mechanism against their insecurities. Every moment of their lives revolve around America and every single one of them is desperately in love with America despite all the shit they talk. Consider how they willingly spend all their time hanging around Americans on American websites like 4chan. What they really want is for Americans to recognize their existence and validate them, and when we don't appeal to their insecure needy satisfaction they get asspained and lash out. They are getting angry reading this and the overt declaration of the truths in this post, but none of them will leave 4chan despite the painfully illogical act of spending all your time hanging around Americans if you actually hate them. Their actions speak for themselves, non-Americans are like insecure girls desperately looking to be noticed from the alpha male and trash talking as a means to make themselves feel better when they don't get the attention they crave.

>>12268237
>starting a wall of cope on an anime forum by accusing someone else of inferiority complex
Self-awareness level: lardistani.

>>12268064
daily reminder you're just our mutant offspring

>>12268258
>posting from an apple device
opinion discarded, cancer pls go

>>12268237
tl;dr
Presumption is a butthurt shart in mart amerilard, so nothing of value was lost.

>>12268258
>>12268283
Seething

>>12267466
DOMINATINGLY BASED PATRIOTICALLY REDPILLED

>>12268237
this is fundamentally true
>>12268318

>>12268318
Is that the guy on Superstore?

>crime ridden and generally unsafe even in "middle class" areas
>niggers/spics
>all of your women are in love with niggers
>circumcised at birth taking away most sexual pleasure
>long working hours with no overtime pay
>all public transportation is shit
>cites are designed around having a car forcing you to buy one unless you live in nyc.
>student debt
>most parents kick you out at 18 or force you to pay them rent.
>everyone is fat, ugly, and dumb.

Yep, America is so great.

>>12268265
Daily reminder that mutants are the future.

>>12269609
Don't forget about jews, pollution and police brutality.

>>12269609
>everything I know about America is from movies and TV shows

>>12267466
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>12267396
Probably made mac and cheese better than the English.

Every time I start to think euro obsession with America might just be a meme, I see threads like this. You'd think America was named "Dick", since euros can't seem to keep its name out of their mouths.

We made Shepard's pie better with our superior Kraft shredded cheddar

>>12268265
Daily reminder that we have to protect you from everything

>>12268634
God, I miss Matt

>>12267524
five twelve-foot pizzas?

>>12267749
>eating cow's testicles
Do Americans really do this?

Actually they are pretty tasty.

>>12267446
cheese

>>12267575
>he doesn't know the difference between a goose and a duck
Amerishart education I guess.

bitter euroniggers LMAO


Id be bitter too if I hated myself the way you anti white homos do

>>12267455

>>12271104
Cows don't have testicles. Wait, are there trans cattle now?

>>12267396
Of all the pizzas you had to pick the wurst.
I mean it's hard not to have European "inspired" food when your whole "culture" is a melting pot aka rip-off of europe.

Honest Euro opinion:
Americans are good with foods where excess is king. They are usually not so good with foods that require finesse in preparation or complex flavor profiles.

Burger burgers > fancy bespoke euro burgers by some guy with a hipster beard

Buffalo chicken pizza = bacon and meat pizza = euro pizza >>>>>>>>>> salami and fat pie

American candy > euro candy except for chocolate

Euro bread > american bread

Vienna coffee houses > dutch coffee shops > DD >>>>>> Starbucks

Jack Daniels > Irish fire tar water

Euro sausages > US sausages
Euro Cake > US frosting pile

>>12267466
based, eurocucks can't even compete

>>12270295
Thomas Jefferson invented mac and cheese

>>12267400
Californian wine has traces of glyphosate from spraying the grapes. Enjoy your cancer

>>12270212
More like
>Everything I know about America is from facts and statistics
As opposed to the stuff mutts whine about.

>>12267396
>ITT post "European" insipired food that America has bastardized.

>>12268064
kind of hard not to since america is so fucking fat

>>12273671
It doesn't cause cancer anymore once it leaves California.

>posts pizza
the bait is too obvious like this, try harder.