/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you only live once, why not spend yr duckets on good food

>>12265398
Beer Advocate? Blue Apron? Bachelor of Arts?

>>12265612
>duckets

>>12265620
Bon appetit, cooking channel, I like their shit

>>12265945
Why would you want a TV version of a lowbrow housewife magazine? Do they have a Modern Bride channel now too?

>>12265398
That’s not contadina
Reminder that this sauce is great

>>12265977
autism

Anyone tried the tomatoes they ate in the video? Thoughts?

I want Brad to fuck me in the ass then offer me a glass of wurdur

>>12266035
Why would he do that?

>>12265398
I cringed so hard at this shit. They have the choice of any tomato in the entire world and they choose some hipster garbage from California. Disgusting.

>>12266035
That's what my wife said last night

I'm Brad btw

>>12265398
What the fuck does Bruce Arians know about tomotos

>>12266193
I love you Brad. Tell me more about the allicin in garlic.

Women, post your tits
Sissies, post your assholes

Everyone else, kill yourselves. Bon Appetit is fucking garbage, it's unbelievably pretentious photography cooking that doesn't translate to being good food. Everything is constructed to look great and use the highest quality, most premium ingredients, but it's not good or tasty. Actually try to make something from their videos, I dare you. It's a bunch of NYC liberals partying with drag queens.

>>12266351
I've followed some recipes n ideas, turned out fine. Why you got so much hate for them?

>>12266351
Also brad literally made a fucking fried bologna sandwich so I wouldn't really call it all pretentious and high quality ingredients

>>12265398
>because BA said it's the best one.
Barracus?

>>12266351
Not entirely wrong some of their food doesn't work well with less than premium quality ingredients. I don't really care about them being liberal though, like every food related channel on Youtube is.

>>12266351
Liberals are better cooks than conservatives though, since they're more open minded.

>>12266425
Please, conservative cooking is your grandmother's cooking. Real tradition and honed skillsets that insist you do things the right way. Liberal cooking is the exact opposite, it's replacing ingredients with shitty substitutes because even your food needs to represent your garbage ideals. Vegan meat replacements are disgusting, even that beyond beef shit. Just like liberals everywhere else, they insist on changing things without even learning if the new version is actually better.

>>12266452
This has to be bait.

>>12266452
Since when is there a fuckin correlation between political ideology and taste in food? If anything, liberals are more associated with immigrants, immigrants follow traditional ethnic recipes. Not all vegans are liberals, not all liberals are vegans

>>12266474
see
>>12266425
>Liberals are better cooks than conservatives

Did you really not read the comment? Retard.

>>12266452
>Everything should be the exact same always
>old thing good new thing bad

>>12266414
>I don't really care about them being liberal though, like every food related channel on Youtube is

I dont watch any of the fairy Jew York housewife bullshit. I want some reqlly interesting and fun cooking ideas that are also entertaining. I dont want a bunch of liberal academics looking down their beaks at their audience

https://youtu.be/Hq2kmbI_1EA

>>12266480
Right and >>12266474 further proves the assertion.

>>12266480
Are you fucking stupid? I just asked you what evidence you have to suggest that my political ideology affects how I cook. Just because I'm liberal doesn't mean I'm gonna go around fucking up all my family's recipes because "open mindedness"

>>12266492
>Implying resurgent conservatism isn't coinciding with a departure from cooking short-cuts and pre-made items
People are realizing that food is better from scratch and made authentic. The liberal mindset that cooking can be easy and as simple as microwaving a plastic tray is dying fast. Sorry that your chemical-drenched food and cooking styles aren't popular anymore. Trump 2020

>>12266506
How are you so deluded that you think "liberal cooking" is chemical drenched food? Someone just made the point to complain about vegan food as if that's "liberal food" and vegans are more about that all natural bullshit than anyone else. Also, since when was microwaving premade food liberal? That's just what people do when they're either too lazy or busy to cook for themselves

>>12266521
Are you serious? Do you even shop for your own food, or does your mother/husband do it for you? They might as well be giving out tickets to Hamilton in the frozen aisle. Wake up you deluded moron.

>>12266452
t. old italian wine nonna

>>12266529
Hot pockets, frozen pizza, bagel bites, chicken nuggets, all part of the liberal agenda! Don't even get me started on those fucking globalist frozen vegetables!

You are so deluded it's incredible, stop projecting your stupid fucking perception of how politics work on every aspect of life. I bet you think bottled water is some sort of liberal conspiracy you fucking dipshit

>>12266506
Are you kidding? Fresh cooking is as popular with the young liberal market as anyone else, and conservative boomers love shitty processed food.

>>12266542
>>12266542
>>12266554
>Liberals LOVE real and fresh food

Then explain this shit. Yet again you're easily proven wrong. No, liberals do not want fresh and traditional real food, they want shit like this. They love believing that they're innovators with their food and "accomplishing" or "changing" something by guzzling manufactured slop. They believe there's value in making their food abstract instead of just edible. There's no conservative thinking that encourages this, this is an entirely liberal phenomenon.

I know IT WAS HER TURN and all, but you fucking morons are so wrong it hurts.

>>12266571
Man you clearly don't understand the concept of proving someone wrong. Just because soylent is a thing that means all liberals eat complete trash? Again, I'm a liberal and I don't touch that shit. It would be fucking retarded to suggest that all liberals use soylent. If you want to make a stereotype about soylent consumers, it would be programmers who consume it in copious amounts. Also, again you fucking dipshit, immigrants are the ones who actually have traditional foods and they are more associated with liberals than conservatives. Do you even know any liberals? Or do you just form your opinion of them based on what your fearmongers tell you?

>>12266582
>All cooks and all posters are American

Hey dipshit, those immigrants you're talking about are considered conservatives back home, and they'd consider themselves conservatives too. Just because you're an American voting democrat doesn't make the whole world liberal with you. You know absolutely nothing about non-americans and it shows. Believe it or not we hate most of the shit you do, we hate gays and trannies and drug addiction and all the shit you strive for. You might be stupid enough to open your borders but that doesn't mean you eat right. From what I've seen you liberals even hijack conservative ideas and call them your own. Ideas like farm-to-table are extremely conservative, but since you can construct your hip persona around it you assume that it's extra liberal. There's nothing liberal about picking vegetables, it's a job worked by a man who goes home to his family. Do you even think before you post?

>>12266613
Who the fuck asked about non-Americans? Immigrants and their American born children are Americans. Fucking Christ the shit you bring up in this post is so dumb it's incredible. Who says picking vegetables is liberal? I'm saying there's no such thing as liberal or conservative cooking and anyone who labels it as such is a fucking dumbass. Food is food, anyone can cook whatever they want, anyone with the resources can grow whatever they want. Social policy has nothing to do with the food I cook at home. How is farm to table conservative? Why would a man picking vegetables be conservative? The ones who pick vegetables are fucking poor and immigrant you dumb shit

>>12266650
> I'm saying there's no such thing as liberal or conservative cooking and anyone who labels it as such is a fucking dumbass

Okay so now you're just calling yourself a dumbass
>>12266425
>>12266474
>>12266582

But that's fine, you're conceding your point and proving that you don't know a fucking thing. BA is still shit, and so are you, incel trash. I'm done taking your bait.

>>12266613
>he thinks either end of the political spectrum owns the idea of localism

Localism is a separate idea, and various political ideologies have their own spins on localism. You seem to have picked a side in politics and decided to declare adjacent ideas that you like but don't really fit into left-right spectrum solely for your team.

>>12266667
You're assuming that those are all coming from the same person. The one who made a point of saying liberals are better cooks is not me. Anyone can be a good cook, anyone can be a bad cook, ideology doesn't matter in cooking. It's a fucking skill you develop over time with practice. Also, great observation, the liberal in the thread saying that cooking has nothing to do with ideology is an incel

>overthinking a simple dish this hard

I never thought that this series would make me realize that these nerds literally just cook for show and not because they genuinely enjoy it.

>this thread

>>12266004
>sauce
We use plain tomatoes here, kid. We make our sauce. Reddit might be more your speed.

>>12265398
Getting back on topic. Has anyone ever actually tried it? Is it good? I've never even seen at the store, but I like to give other brands a try at least once just to see how they stack up.

>>12266958
I also want to know

>>12265398
no I don't
the correct tomato sauce for pizza/pasta is:
>olive oil
>anchovy
>onion
>garlic
>pinch of chili
>dried herbs
>tomato paste/puree
>and a tin of any tomatoes - be it chopped, plum, whatever
then you just let it cook for a bit until it's nice and thick, then check for salt and pepper
easy peasy

>>12267014
>and a tin of any tomatoes - be it chopped, plum, whatever
Well now we know we can dismiss your opinion since you have literally no standards.

>>12265398
San marzianos will always be the go to tomatoes if you have a high budget.

>>12267023
I think you've missed the point of my post
a good tomato sauce is good because of everything else in it - the kind of tomatoes that you use don't really matter

>>12267035
>the kind of tomatoes that you use don't really matter
Nope, I didn't miss a thing. You're exactly as retarded as I thought.

>>12267027
The cheapest peeled canned tomatoes are still San Marzano tomatoes.

>>12267053
well there's no reason to be a cunt just because I don't pay out of the nose for your silly meme tomatoes

>>12267053
Not him, but what is the difference according to you?

It's great how this magazine finally got the Gen Z suckers it was always looking to scam

>>12267058
I never said you had to. But just because you buy cheap doesn't mean you should pretend that all tomatoes are the same or, even more retardedly, that the type and quality of the tomatoes doesn't matter for a fucking tomato sauce. Now fuck off.

Canned tomatoes literally all taste the same

>>12267073
>I never said you had to.
you implied it

>>12267090
No I didn't.

My family farm grows San Marzano and a couple of other varieties. I've cooked with all.
San Marzano tomatoes are juicer and less fleshy which helps when you are trying to make a sauce.

But the taste itself, I don't think there is a huge difference to be honest.
At least, it is not something that I ever noticed.

>the bit where they go to the Italian market and talk to that itallian guy and he actually says 'moozahdell'

Baffling, I thought that shit only happened on the Sopranos, shame they weren't looking for gabbagool

>>12267115
Your taste buds are failing if you think all tomatoes taste the same. I'd get out of the family business if I was you.

>>12266083
I mean it's not like they just picked it based on the label, they tried a bunch of them and actively decided it was the best. Sorry you felt so strongly about the superiority of Italy's canned tomatoes.

I use ketchup mixed with salsa for any and all Italian food, it's great and cheap.

>>12266336
It's a... two part epoxy, ya know?

>>12267155
What's the difference between Decided and Actively decided?