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Beer?

>>12227558
i tried it once at an acquaintance's house.
she was an insufferable cunt and i associate overly expensive craft beer with idiots now.

i buy it.

>>12227558
My boyfriend is into craft beer, as is all his friends. He likes beer in general, though.

>>12227558
Only pozzed soibugs from sanctuary cities can afford that stuff with their trust funds. Normal Americans drink normal beer.

>double chocolate coffee oatmeal
sounds like a fucking dessert
what the fuck does a double chocolate coffee oatmeal beer taste like

I see these at the store all the time and wonder if it's actually worth the price

>>12227630
Sup Budweiser shill.

Breakfast stout and dragons milk are both pretty legit as far as stout goes. We don't carry founders in most of Colorado still, but I had it on draft and it really lived up to the hype. Dragons milk is pretty good too, but I don't think it's really worth the price compared to a lot of other local stouts. I buy a pack when stout season begins and that's enough for me. If you are just complaining about craft beer, I don't know what you want me to tell you lol. It's still beer.

>>12227698
SEETHING

It all makes sense now

>>12227730
How much are you drinking that craft beer actually becomes expensive?

>>12227630
>Drinks cut-corner-to-save-shekels beer
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>12227558
>Every beer/cider I like gets discontinued or dropped from the storefronts
>just want a dry stout or a dry porter that isnt packed full of chocolate, milk and bourbon
>2 went under since last year
I started drinking bud light. Maybe this time next year that will go under instead

>>12227558
Founder's Breakfast stout is pretty good. I don't buy it very often though.

>>12227730
>A huffingtonpost investigation finds craft beers actually sell at a 2% loss and only have a 1% extra tax markup
What beer is this bitch drinking because I want some

>>12227558
Never seen the one on the right, but FBS and Dragon's Milk are pretty good, though overpriced compared to what's available out on the West Coast. I'm more confused what you're even trying to say with a pic that has two pretty big stouts and a light lager. Are you just asking who buys beer? Because those are pretty much polar opposites on the spectrum of styles.

>>12227648
Never seen that, but I'd probably buy it just to try because Dogfish Head occasionally puts out good shit, and I'm also a Flaming Lips fan, and the thing they have in common is that they'll literally throw shit against a wall and then put it on sale no fucks given, but when it works it's good. That said, fuck this tropical/hazy/fruity fad.

>>12227630
I think you mean
>Stupid Americans drink shitty beer.

>>12227630
t. Shlomo Goldberg
Enjoy your rice brewed, HFC and piss water somewhere else shill
Also Yuengling and Leinenkugel are kino for cheap beer

>>12227698
Nativefag here, move back to Cali idiot

>>12227877
I'm native too you fucking dipshit.

>>12227634
kind of savory and chocolaty with a hint of coffee at the end.

>>12227648
craft beer marketing makes me want to jump of a bridge

>>12227558
I do. The one in the middle is extreamly based.

>>12227634
Like super slightly sweet chocolate coffee, sometimes it isn't sweet, so it tastes like chocolate and coffee, and the oatmeal makes it taste creamy
You can make amazing beer floats with them, since they're already creamy, the bitterness works well with ice cream

>>12227558
are you supposed to drink the left beer for brekkie???

>>12227955
Lumping DFH in with the current neon 80's themed hazy NEIPA cans you constantly see posted in these threads is pretty ignorant.

>craft beer
>Craft soy
If you drink anything other than bud you're a piece of shit coastie fuck

>>12227558
Not a big fan of stouts, but my local brewery did a bourbon barrel aged double IPA that was good as fuck. Got me straight dickered right quick like.

>>12227558
I don't buy those three in particular. I can find more local, fresher, better beer usually on the same shelves (or at a real beer store)

>>12228040
Why?

>>12227730
So basically 52% goes to jews.

>>12227558
Dragons Milk is really fucking tasty. We do trivia night over at Mellow Mushroom every week and that's my standard order

>>12228110
>Mellow Mushroom
>Dragons milk
>Trivia

>>12227558
Smaller breweries are fine, but they usually get bought out if their product is decent. As an American, I judge craft beer on its similarity to European recipes. Adding all kinds of fruit and sugar is total nonsense.

>>12228095
That's the way it works for any consumer product nowadays. Why do you think it's a federal crime to advocate or participate in a boycott of israel in the U S?

Yes

My friend group does pretty frequently. Dragons milk is pretty nice, and should be affordable as long as you have a job.

>>12227997
of course!

>>12227558
I'm from Grand Rapids so I drink the 2 on the left. Bell's is my favorite.

>>12228173
Those 3 things are great, die painfully

>>12227558
Yooo

I went around giving all of those weird beers a try

Eh theyre all samey
Breakfast stout is fucking weird and weak

Rasputin is god tier beer

>>12228987
Those are not weird beers. You can do a lot weirder.

>>12227558
Stouts? Yeah, they're the best beer. Stouts with chocolate flavouring is bad, though. I've been fooled a couple of times because sometimes they mean they've added the flavour and sometimes they just mean it has some chocolate notes. The latter is fine. The former is awful.

One of the older black ladies at my work went to a fancy restaurant and had some Dragon's Milk, she said she really enjoyed it.

>>12228944
lets go to lake michigan sometime

I don't know how anyone can drink milk stouts, but I feel the same way about cream in coffee. I just want a really crisp imperial stout, pretty much every time

breakfast stout is great. i found dragon's milk to be pretty underwhelming, but i am not a giant fan of bourbon barrel stouts, i don't think the flavors blend together well

>>12229422
>I just want a really crisp imperial stout
Shitposting as an art form. So few words, so much to unpack.

>>12229446
What?