/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12225861
lol this guy just don't quit

>>12225861
Who da bish?

>>12225861
I would walk behind him and accidentally bump his arm.

>>12225861
God i wish that was me

>>12225885
Which one

>>12225891
The slice of meat

>>12225861
Why do people do this. Is this what normies think is an enjoyable and novel experience? Is this what living is all about. Doing stupid trivial shit like this to get their brain chemical rewards. I don't know why but this video triggers a deep hatred for humanity in me. Its a perfect combination of the mudane and ludicrous.

>>12225893
Unimaginatively based.

>>12225901
The word you're looking for is "Lynchian".

>>12225901
>I don't know why but this video triggers a deep hatred for humanity in me
I know. Your sad life.

>>12225901
I bet you stay inside a lot.

>>12225901
it's purely about flexing how rich you are

>>12225901
based
>>12225908
>>12225911
cringe

>>12225906
>>12225908
>>12225911
>>12225915
I'd rather live as an ascetic like the Hindu sages and only eat bread and water for the rest of my life than have the kind of 'experience' witnessed in OP's webm.

>>12225861
This is trashy and ridiculous.

>>12225932

>>12225901
They just people and people been doing stupid shit since the beginning

>>12225901
If you want truly feel a deep hatred for humanity, come work a day at the office I work at and listen to any of the women talk for about 10 minutes.

>>12225981
You could start recording them and start a youtube channel for shekels.

>>12225861
I fucking love this guy

>>12225861
Isn' t he going broke?

This is fucking hilarious. What a time to be alive

>>12225932
you can never be the insta thot, and you can never be salt bae, you can only dream to be the rich guy who is watching his whore flirt with salt bae and will later fuck her at a hotel

salt bae knows his place as well though, he makes the piece of meat represent your phallus, and not his. That is why he looks at you just before he feeds her he is saying 'yes fuck her later like this'. The salt represents salt bae.

>>12225861
this is how you trick people into feeding them like a seal

>>12225901
Different people find different things fun and enjoyable anon. It is a big world outside of that room you've brainwashed yourself into thinking you the solitude of, when all you long for is human contact from someone who thinks similarly to you.

There are plenty of fish in the ocean, but few for a non-normie like you.

>>12226063
>be Tobey Maguire
>BARK LIKE A SEAL BITCH
>ARF ARF ARF

>>12225861
I love how he uses a $35 knife in his $400 a meal restaurant in the face of "yurr kniff haz tu cust $300 tu be wurth uzing" fags.

I took a big L on dinner at that place. Learned my lesson on meme dining.

>>12225861
It's overtly cringe and reddit.

>>12225956
*tips Jenova*

>>12226058
You put a lot of thought into this and I'm actually inclined to agree with you

>>12225906
Is that John McCain in the back?

>>12225861
This would be uncomfortable, I'd think even if I was a woman. Even if the sexiest chick was serving it to me clenched between her asscheeks as well.

>>12225901

It annoys me too but does not make me hate humanity simply because trivial, pointless things like this are partially made possible by our economic system. A culture that heavily promotes conspicuous consumption will obviously make the narcissistic more noticeable. This is why meeting people from different cultures is one of my favourite things to do. Many have such a different perspective on being that it really makes you think about what it means to be human. It's a very beautiful thing. Don't feel down, find a purpose.

>>12225906
unironically me in the back, I spent an entire vacation in Turkey eating alone at restaurants just like that.

>>12226946
nice blog gaywad

>>12225901
It's like people going on vacation even though every big city and touristy place is basically the same because of globalisation and americanisation throughout the world. A total waste of money.

>>12227018

It depends on what sort of tourist you are and where you go.

>>12226994
you were gay enough to read it, plz don't forget to subscribe and share ;^)

>>12227125
>>12226994
>>12226946

Whats your blog? I want to read it.

>>12225861
you are overly sexualized and niggers love it.
question is, why do you love nigger dick so much, nigger faggot?

>>12225906
The guy who ruined dune?

>>12226079
>stonetosser

>>12225981
I call the nurses office at the place I work in the hen house.

>>12225901
based autist

>>12225861
>that overdone steak

What would you do if you ordered medium rare and he serves you well done? Return it and ask for a new one and make him do his little skit again?

>>12227146
He did the best he could with what he had at the time. At least he nailed what the universe should mostly look like.

>>12226832
Nah dude...
HOLY FUCK IT'S DICK CHENEY

>>12225861
"SALTBAE" WAS A MISTAKE

The key to a woman’s heart is through her stomach.

>>12225906
>that girl

>>12225861
Imagine if he cut her chin ha ha

>>12227712
based and anatomypilled

>>12225861
Look how she goes into defense-mode when he throws the knife from one into the other towards HER direction

>>12225932
But instead you lead the life of a Cheeto gobblin' fatass living mom's basement.

the type of people who will go to a restaurant like this makes my want to shoot up a school

>>12227555
Fuckin 'i dont like the idea of martial arts in the desert' GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>12226907
>find a purpose.
>just beeeeeeeeeee yourself XD
kys

>>12226946
did you try the air fryer, heh?

>>12225901
Live is inherently meaningless. We create our own purpose. If I had the opportunity to have a hot woman serve me good meat at my table directly into my mouth, I would take it in a second.

>>12225861
EVERY RESTAURANT HAS ITS :ROOSTER MAN" THE GUY WHO ALL THE GIRLS SAY THEY WANT TO BE IN RELATIONS. I SHOWED MOTHER THIS VIDEO AND SHE SAID HE HAD "BIG DICK ENERGY". SO IT IS TRUE . I SEE THESE GUYS AT TE

>>12229116
OLIVE GARDEN ANS APPLEBEE'S OR CHILI'S WHEN I GO WITH GRANDMA. THEY SERVE US BUT THEY REALLY SERVE GRANDMA. THEY TREAT HER LIKE SHE IS THEIR ULTIMATE SEXUAL FANTASY. TELLING HER THE PLATE IS HOT AND WINKING. THEN HE REFILLS MY SUICIDE (ALL SODAS MIXED TOGETHER) AND HE CALLS ME "BIG GUY"

>>12229142
ONE TIME A MAN FED MY MOTHER A TORTILLA CHOP AT ONE OF THOSE MEXICAN RESTRAINT I WAS TURNED INTO A KEKOLD BY MY MOTHER KISSING ME GOODNIGHT THAT NIGHT THANKS TO THE MEXICAN TORTILLA MAN. FEEDING HER MOUTH WHICH KISSES ME

>>12226079
If Dogs had the same genetic and phenotypical variation as humans it would be almost impossible for us to tell them apart except maybe by fur colour.

The only reason humans look so different to us, besides colouring, is an evolved hyper-sensitivity to human facial features. Without it our faces would be as hard for the untrained eye to differentiate as those of elephants. Maybe African and Asian Elephants do have different facial features. Sure isn't as dramatic to us as the difference between those of Africans and Indians.

You should know you're a retard when you're referencing a deliberately fractalized artificial species to try and prove something about an evolved one.

>>12225861
This guy is such a fucking tool.

>>12229116
>>12229142
>>12229165
You're trying a bit too hard, m8.

>>12225861
I wonder what his nipples taste like. He seems like he would get very sweaty when aroused.

>>12226058
This actually explains how slightly off his movements are. I always just figured he was just a bit too clumsy to come off as anything but cocky, but if that's the point - to appear to be trying just beyond his ability - then, I guess mission accomplished? Anyone got the vid of him serving the orgasming coke fiend?

>>12229415
Theres very little point in arguing with them. They've heard the arguments before and been thoroughly debunked multiple times.

4chan is a failed experiment. You can debunk all their shit multiple times in this thread and when they lose they'll just call you a faggot and start posting the same shit anonymously in a different thread.

>>12229415

>>12225861
That's not the only meat she's going to have in her mouth that evening hey-o

>>12225901

>>12229593

>>12228930

Research has consistently found that without purpose a human being ends up like you, fucked.

>>12225861
Damn she deep throated that piece of steak

>>12229062
Based moderateposter

>>12225891
the babe

Shows off her breasts by tossing her hair back and moving her shoulders back. Based signs of wanting sex.

>>12225901
>Doing stupid trivial shit like this to get their brain chemical rewards.
You're right, anon. People should do more productive things for fun like playing video games and watching action or comedy media.

>>12225906
I know she gets posted a lot, but she strikes me as really bitchy in person

>>12225901
>Is this what living is all about. Doing stupid trivial shit like this to get their brain chemical rewards.

Anon, this is basic, inherent human behavior. I feel bad for you that no woman has ever acted like this in front of you. It means no woman has ever wanted to have sex with you.

>>12226079
Why are some SMASHED and some are SLAMMED?

>>12225906
was waiting for that girl to turn into a demon or something

>>12225906
fuck off retard

>>12229415
And yet we can identify a murder victim's race by their bone structure, and different races react differently to medication.

>>12230532
Pretty sure different people of the "same race" (there are hundreds of "races") can react differently to medication.
Are lactose intolerant people a separate race?

>>12230335
>implying all hot girls aren't massive bitches due to the constant validation of everyone around them
hmu when they aren't entitled brats and slobs

>>12225902
You meant unimaginably.

>>12225861
I fucking hate this poser cunt t*rk subhuman piece of shit

>>12229415
But even as a different species we can tell the difference between African and Asian elephants it's not evolutionary hyper sensitivities

>>12230890
If you aren't Asian then yes most likely they usually are

>>12230920
Give it 30 years

>>12225861
Cringy shit and apparently just cashing on his fame now but I ate at one of his restaurants a few years before he became a meme and it was legit and great value.

>>12230928
I don't think so. He said exactly what everybody expected him to, so was unimaginatively.

>>12225861
reminds me of a situation at uni
room full of 20smths, all women, plus me
teacher is my age
im known to be the "sexist" guy so the sluts love me and the stuck up bitches kind of like me and the feminists straight up see an enemy in me
we interpret a speech of canadas Justin Trudeau
the moment he comes on, the prof went "hmmmmh" and most of the women smile and make noises of approval
like fucking herd animals
i almost start laughing

i was wise enough not to start that fight and i didnt even make any sound of approval when we interpreted Angelina Jolie next

>>12231016
>and then everyone clapped
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not, but have an upvote anyway my friend! If I had gold I would definitely gild this too

>>12231020
i cant tell if im being ironic, either
fuck
this is what this place does to you

>>12225873
HE DON'T KNOW HOW!

>>12225891
The waiter rubbing his chest in the background.

>>12225901
Yes. You arent going to do anything meaningful so it’s much better to actually enjoy your fucking existence instead of look down at your nose at people who are happier than you

The incel tears in this thread sustain me

>>12230920
This is actually not true because certain kinds of validation lose their value. Not to mention women complement each other a lot more than men do in general, even when it’s not entirely earned or genuine. People just saying nice shit all the time doesnt make you feel better you just doubt their motives and honesty.

>>12225893
which one

>>12231181
t. cuck

>>12225861
This guy is steakhouse pimpin stylin and profilin'

GAME OVER

>>12228889
Still better than the sterile sets and wooden acting in the miniseries.

>>12231241
>Cucks actually have an active sex life interesting/weird enough to have a fetish at play
>Incels who can't get a date think they're insulting actual cuck fetishists

>>12231375
>incels call everyone cucks
>cucks are better than incels

>>12231398
Well, when you get down to it, the reason they use it as an insult in the first place is because of their own deep-seated insecurities, their own fear that even if they could get a woman they'd be so pathetic that she'd cheat on them.

>>12231476
I mean I always just assumed it was a meme insult and peope only used it because other people did

>>12231476
>>12231479
Both of these are kind of true. Anyone who gets triggered enough to reply in anger to something they don't like is pretty weak-minded and impressionable, not to mention insecure. They ain't gonna make it.

>>12229604
damn that clown went ssj2? (can tell by how spiky the hair is) ;)

>>12231502
I really really like this post

>>12229116
>>12229142
Holy shit, is this a new meme?

>>12225861
Honestly, he gives me the vibes of that kid in school that tried way too hard and never got any play with the ladies.
I'm sure he does since the memery, but it's just kind of cringe.

>>12229415
>YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL PITCH BLACK FROM FAIR WHITE!
Nigga, what?

>>12231476
It's used as an insult by anyone because cucks are pathetic and fucked in the head, simple as that.

>>12231812
>Incel trying to justify his pathetic meme insult

>>12230314
truly ascended

>>12225991
This must be done

>>12230314
>action media
That better not be subtle shade thrown at Marvel.

>>12231502
SSJ2 would have crackling lightning around him you absolute kek.

>>12225906
"oh look a camera time to act cute xD"

>>12225891
the table

>>12228033
STALIN NOO!!!

>>12228930
>don't find a purpose
>get depressed and kill yourself

>>12225956
Hey, I know this guy.

>>12229593
>steals your petrol

>>12225906
>>12226832
>>12226946
It's Christian preparing for Vice by ordering a plate of mashed potatoes

>>12233397
Bale motherFUCK

>>12226063
God that smooth wet fur looks so sexy. I bet she smells disgustingly of fish, too. I want a kiss.

>>12231840
>cuck insecure about being an incel, trying to attack another cuck being an incel, cuck, incel, cuck, incel, cuck, incel

>>12225901
Have sex

>>12233494
I think the memer broke himself.

>>12233518
happily, now take off your pants

>>12232298
She's talking to somebody on the video chat, dumbass.

>>12225861

gross

>>12225901
>Doing stupid trivial shit like this to get their brain chemical rewards
you cry on 4chin and get angry at what other people do with their life to get your "chemical rewards", so it all evens out at the end I guess.

>>12225906
>all these incels getting triggered by a pretty girl
Have sex

>>12225861
I bet you'd get turned on in this situation too, faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa4ftYlAmmg

LOL BAN REQUEST?!
and these threads exist.
just because FAGGOTS REPRODUCE BY TOUCHING CHILDREN they have to get angry that they pursued ANUS over therapy.
very inderdasting.

>>12225906
Who is this fukcing SLUT? anyone have her facebook/twitter/insta/snapchat/kik/address/phone#?

>>12225861
I rented Glass yesterday. Bruce Willis's son was talking about salt bae. And Bruce Willis says "So all he does is put salt on things?"

>>12225861
I showed this to my gay flatmate, and he said it was the gayest shit he's ever seen. Considering what a slut he is, that's pretty impressive.

>>12225891
the plate

>>12225906
it's actually not, that isn't close to what Lynchian means

>>12225906
What if the backstory to this is that she lost a bet with her friends and has to go out on a date with the incel holding the phone. And because he's a virgin autist like most people here, he doesn't realize that it's dumb and rude to whip out his phone and film her as she's looking at the menu. She is so put off by this autism that she makes her little sarcastic faces.

Because, let's face it, a Chad, who has gone on lots of dates wouldn't do something this dumb.

>>12229415
imagine being this absolutely brainwashed

>>12225873
Except his restaurants are shutting down