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need to make it harder to dial 911 so those little kids stop calling the cops on me

>>12218286
Mildly based but extra redpilled

>>12218280

at least it wasn't an adult

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>>12218280
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At least they brought the kid the food.
>Complaints about cold kebabs and clowns overcharging for balloons were just some of the ridiculous 999 calls made across England over the festive period.

1. A woman calling to say she had bought a cold kebab and the shop would not replace it

2. Callers who missed their alarm and were going to be late for a flight wanting officers to take them to the airport.

3. A woman who had seen a clown in London selling balloons for £5 each, which was much more than other clowns were charging.

4. Callers in distress because their low-fuel indicator light had come on.

5. A man calling to say his 50p coin was stuck in a washing machine at his local launderette and he wanted police to retrieve it.

6. A man who did not have change for a parking machine claiming staff at a car park had kidnapped him because they were refusing to let him out for free.

7. A caller who dialled 999 at 4am on a Saturday morning and asked: "Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?"

8. A man who called 999 as he was advised to call 111 but did not know the number.

9. A woman who wanted police to deal with a couple of noisy foxes outside her home as they were preventing her from sleeping.

10. A woman who dialled 999 to say there were men in her house trying to take her away. The men in question were police officers who had come to arrest her.

>>12218428
the absolute state of britbongs

>>12218428
6 is fine if they wouldn't let him park his car and walk out.
9 is legit, if they don't get pellet or small caliber arms to deter pests it should be the cop's problem.

>>12218280
why cant i have burgercops bring me nuggies

>>12218280
I hope they sent the police and jailed that negligent grandmother. You should never go to sleep before ensuring the children have all the McDonalds they need.

>>12218447
They dont have animal or pest control in bongistan? I don't believe that.

>>12218428
>7. A caller who dialled 999 at 4am on a Saturday morning and asked: "Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?"
>8. A man who called 999 as he was advised to call 111 but did not know the number.
>10. A woman who dialled 999 to say there were men in her house trying to take her away. The men in question were police officers who had come to arrest her.
Bongs can't handle their weed.

>>12218428
I wonder which of these callers has the highest IQ. It can't be over 90 right?

>>12218428
>At least they brought the kid the food.
Is this supposed to be an actual argument?

>>12218280
Why the fuck wpuld the pigs deliver for this kid. Is this where my tax are going to ? Are the pigs this desperate to get some good PR ?