/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"rub a dub dub thanks for the grub"

I don’t say a “little prayer” because I’m not retarded and I don’t say “thank you” because I’m not a faggot

First and foremost I’m not fat psychotic fuck who eats animals or their products

>>12198060
No. It was put on this earth for me to eat. I don’t thank every breath I take for being oxygen that I need either you retard.

>>12198060
But they're not living anymore when I ingest them or their parts. I do have a thought for every oyster I eat alive, tho.

>>12198060
My only fellows are humans. I am always grateful to have healthy food at all.

>>12198074
>>12198078
That's nice, dear. You just keep living your sad life as you used to.

>>12198074
>First and foremost I’m not fat psychotic fuck

After reading your mindless drivel I'm certain you are.

>>12198086
Wittle bitch babby TRIGGERED? Fill out the form so I can diagnose your incelitis

>>12198093
>no you!!!!
Yikes

>>12198060
neither, i'm not a cuck, they're dead
i'd be dead if pigs had won evolution

>>12198099
>He thinks that's a no u!

>>12198106
>the fat retarded squealing incel cant think of anything else to say and is just echoing everything I say

>>12198093
in fairness, he's probably a spooky skellington psychotic fuck like all the other missing-teeth vegans

Just waiting for a mod to public ban a vegan poster so we can finally be done with this shit

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>>12198131
Does it suck being a fat incel bitch? I bet it does

>>12198060
I say a prayer before dinner, but not to the animal.

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>>12198144
please don't say to imaginary floating made up story, guy?

>>12198060
>"fellow"

Reddit is ----->THAT way

>>12198154
Jesus loves you

>>12198060
I say a prayer, and I also thank the animals for their sacrifice. I know that Jesus has taken their souls and rewarded them for providing us with unrivaled nutrients.

16 yo I wanna be part of 4channie and act cool. Hey reddie is that way.

>>12198117
>cant think of anything else to say

You are a cunt.

>>12198074
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>>12198137

Cringe

>>12198060
Good rice, good curry, good Gandhi let’s hurry!

>>12198074
>the natural order for an omnivore is "psychotic"
Kek, vegan cope is a hell of a drug.

>>12198223
>humans
>omnivores

>>12198223
>natural order

>>12198271
>being so upset about a meme that you sit down for at least an hour to create this picture

What's so bad about eating both meat and vegetables?

>>12198271
>humans aren't ombivores!
>eating meat isn't natural!

>>12198271
Some monkeys eat meat, though.

>>12198271

Daily reminder that eating only fruit will literally kill you and that Steve Jobs is the poster-child for this brainlet diet.

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>>12198301
Oh no no no, honey sweet peaches, the cope!

>>12198314

Most well known Fruitfag dies of cancer at 56.

Yes anon, I'm clearly the one coping here.

>>12198314
Keep seething, you vegan retard. Your image gets BTFO when you realize than many groups of monkeys actually do eat meat. They will actively cannibalize each other.

>>12198345
Steve Jobs didnt only eat fruit and he had AIDS. Sorry incel, Apple refers to the company name, dummy

>>12198347
>BRO LIKE THERES VIDEOS OF THESE MONKEYS EATING MEAT XDDDD

Theres also dogs that eat chocolate covered grapes and incels like you who eat their own cum and shit. What point are you making?

>>12198366

He was a so called Fruitarian which means he only eats fruits, veggies and nuts. Fruits make up the majority of the diet.

Go shit up a different board.

>>12198387
Cope.

>>12198060
Why would I thank anything, I paid for it with my own money?

>>12198397
>He was because I said so!
He did a bunch of meme shit diets. He only ate carrots at one point and did month long juice cleanses. He also died from AIDS and lived primarily as vegetarian

Cope harder

>>12198437
Make your mothers basement great again. Take a damn shower

>>12198387
you came into this thread pissed off and offended, you are only going to leave pissed off and offended, while displaying how stupid you really are. Not really worth my effort but nice false dichotemy, the fact that monkeys are omnivores is just like dogs eating things they cant digest huh.

>>12198301
Steve jobs died of aids

Infowars.com

>>12198491
we just ignore them

>>12198478
>monkeys are omnivores because i see monkey eat meat one time!!!

>wat??? you see doggie eat choclikt???!?!? No fair!!!

The cope

>>12198501
Incels drumpf voters getting their fee fees hurt and ignoring reality is a given

>>12198074
nice larp fellow carnist

Not only those monkeys eat meat once, but also have coordinated strategies to prey and teach the youngers about the hunter's job, inherting it through generations. They're really amazing

https://youtu.be/RQq93Q2txrs

Usually its something to the effect of
>Oh man I could have seared this a little longer
>This rub had too much cumin, all I smell is cumin
>Why didnt I salt in earlier, probably going to be dry
>My feet hurt
>I wish someone else was here to try this so I could get a second opinion

>>12198554
Same. I'm usually just praying I didn't fuck it up.

More of a thank you.

I want to hunt and move away from factory shit, or grow my own food so I can make the kill quick and the life happy before it.

>>12198074
Wouldn't it be exactly the opposite? Aren't vegans not allowed to have antivenin because it's an animal product?

>MONKEY EAT MEAT LOOK DA VIDYO

>>12198684
Watching vegans squeal makes me happy. Cry more, piggie.

>>12198060
I eat the dead, not the living.

>>12198693
>y-you mad!!
Cope harder, incel

>>12198604
You're right, but militant vegans are as retarded as any other militant fringe group, so.

>>12198604
Vegans are allowed to do what it takes to stay alive. Why is this so hard to understand that we don't need animal products to be healthy? (i's actually quite the opposite)

>>12198604
Opposite of what? Do incels not understand the word “opposite”?

>>12198727
yeah incels like you don't understand the word "opposite"

Look, I'm just going to say this very simply: I like meat. Now hold on champ, put your strawman comics away, because they don't work. Why? Because this really is just how it is, baby. I grew up on meat. I love chicken. I love bacon. I would even consider a nice medium rare ribeye steak a reason to live. Give me that osteoporosis, I won't care now and when it finally does happen, I will probably be a bit dismayed but ultimately accept that it was worth it. It's just the time I grew up in, and it doesn't mean I hate animals. I'd have a pet pig, and I'll love him like any dog or family member and never fry him up. Sorry about his brothers, but that's life right? No no, put the comics away, I told you they won't work. The thing is, well, livestock, like we all are, are just playing their role in life. That's how it is. If anything, I'm honoring their life by partaking in their bountiful flesh. I'm grateful for their (albeit unwilling) sacrifice, and will continue to play my role as carnivore so that their meat is given all due worship.

Sure, I'll go vegan someday, should all meat items I like finally have a perfect vegan substitute. I'll play that part because I won't have to change anything about myself. Until then, meat is too important to me. I will continue playing my role, and they will continue playing their's.

>>12198099
back to the hospital with your vitamin deficiencies meatlet!

>>12198074
You don't eat meat because your ancestors were not solders.
Solders, warriors and other fighting men eat meat because of the density of calories it presented.
Armies fed their warriors what they could transport and supply with reduced spoilage.
That means they eat meat.
So when they returned home from war guess what they eat, meat.
Over generations and tens of thousands of years evolution choices what their offspring eat.
So meat is on the menu.
What else did you expect from warrior cultures?

>>12198137
McDonalds fries are not vegan.

>>12198271
Look up Darwin finches.

>>12198930
they stopped frying them in animal fat forever ago, that's why they kind of suck now

How do these highly vocal and belligerent vegans intend to tackle religious slaughter and consumption of meat?

The feeling of minorities and brown people rank over vegans animal morality in the SJW hierarchy don't they?

>>12198991

Vegans are racist

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>>12198934
Coping incel FATTIES

>>12198991
Genocide every carnist on the planet. Religion is for backwater low IQ low self control NPC incels like yourself

>>12198060
I like calling it "meat drunk"...and Iiiii like it!

>>12199067
Yikes.

>>12199080
Incel cope

>>12199084
Posting these images is how you're coping with being an incel?

>>12199104
>no you!
Back at square one eh chubs?

>>12199118
If you dislike people posting that then maybe you should just stop posting it? Why are you hitting yourself?

>>12199084
Developing a bronze age mathematical theorem does not a philosopher make.

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>>12199118
Carnists literally btfo!

>>12199126
>stop posting please
Yikes

>>12199128
Huh? What incel speak is that?

>>12199143
You can post whatever you want, I was just suggesting that if you don't like your posting maybe you should make different posts.

How did Steve Jobs get AIDS?

>>12198131
i wish the mods would be based

>>12199164
No let him keep at it. I find the whole thing fascinating and his behaviour and clear mental health issues a glowing affirmation of my suspicion the vegans are mentally ill autists who's cult further degrades their mental state.

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>>12199198
Sweet incel tears

>>12199067
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>>12198074

You faggots are going to be weeping when you go after the muslims and halal slaughter and the fatwa's get issued. I for one will enjoy being on the sidelines seeing you and your sickly ilk getting your asses kicked and the best part is most of the world will be cheering on these jihadists in this instance.

>>12199395
This is exactly what I mean. He's going through his entire vegan affirmation file to keep convincing himself he's right.

I mean we know he's not doing it for the benefit of anyone in this thread since he has shown himself incapable of communicating with another person beyond a string of insults that hold no value due to their source. People like this are curios of the information age. The entire world at their fingertips and they use to reaffirm their stupidity with like minded morons.

>>12198845
You could be a nihilistic psychopath and still be vegan. Have you tried eating plant-based more than two weeks? Vegan alternatives taste better once you're used to them (aside from cheese). You only crave dense sources of energy.

>>12199417
>>12199424
DELICIOUS INCEL TEARS

>>12199395
Omfg, carnists just keep getting destroyed! They clearly can't recover except by whining that they've been btfo!

>>12199461
Again! Carnists on suicide watch!

>>12198074
>survival of the fittest doesn't include taking advantage of resources including medicine from a doctor to stay alive
>a bear wouldn't go to a bear doctor to fix a broken leg so it doesn't die if it had the option

>>12198074
Fucking based

>>12199424
Interesting take, but I'm almost certain this nigga is just trolling.

>>12198515
imagine being so fragile, you only feel like your vegan diet is validated if you constantly talk shit on people who aren't vegan

>>12198554
>My feet hurt
kek i like that reference to the party memes. are there any /ck/ versions of that one? this post is good

>>12198060
I like to imagine I'm gaining the courage of whatever animal I'm ingesting as their carefully preppared corpses slide down my gullet and hit my intestinal juices becoming part of my eternal being.

>>12199430
i was a vegetarian for about 4 months until i decided it was retarded and vegan options don't taste "better" it's just different.

>>12198069
fpbp

but no, god isn't real and vegans are baby killers

>>12198060
no, why would i?

I'm not even vegan (yet, but after seeing this thread, who knows!), but this guy is absolutely slaying you guys. Maybe vegans have a point after all....

It's not like there haven't been predators in the wild for millions of years. If you don't eat the animal it's not like someone else won't.

>>12198060
>SEETHING
>THE COPE
>INCEL
>TRIGGERED
Why does every thread about veganism turn into a /pol/ buzzword buffet?

>>12198078
This actually sounds really sad. I wonder how low your IQ is. Your EQ is clearly non-existent.

>>12199944
I see incel used on here more frequently than /pol desu. The others you're spot on though.

Are you retarded? A prayer to whom, for what exactly?

>>12199876
The vegan options of eating some fucking vegetables?

>>12199905
You support eating veal and drinking milk from forced abortion milk cows carnist, so you're the baby killer. I know, your chronic arteriosclerosis from lifelong carnism has blinded you to your raging hypocrisy, but clean living vegans see it. Stay clogged up in a fog, lol!

>>12199950
Boo-hoo, yes it's so sad isn't it? It's so sad half the berries and mushrooms in the world are poisonous and designed to kill you. So sad how bears will decapitate you with your spine still attached, their preferred method,

I wonder just how low your entire existence is?

>>12199968
sorry but humans are apex predators so this is normal behavior in nature. we are a lot more humane than a lion tearing a gazelle to shreds with their teeth too.

meanwhile you neglect children of essential nutrients which is flat out child abuse and humans actually die because of your vanity.

>>12199968
Clogged? Perfect cholesterol on keto, cunt.

>>12198074
The natural order has us on top. This is a terrible argument for not giving someone antivenom.

Good bread, good meat, good Lord lets eat!

>>12199987
>apex predator

>cant even cook tendies without mommy going to walmart to buy them

Of course. The essential nutrient of OBESITY and HEART DISEASE

Only in America, ya fat fuck!!

Adam Lanza....

An online post by AL on the subject of Ice Cream, demonstrates his extreme thought process and phobias, written in 2009:

"...when I think of ice cream, I can only see a repugnant lump of pus crushed out of cows' bloody nipples, who spend their entire lives confined in filth, where they're periodically raped so that they're incessantly pregnant, after which their calves are seized from them, destined to live the life of veal, with their only relief being an early death. From there, I always ride the pessimism train down different tracks until it inevitably leads me to contemplating over 500 million years of animals cannibalizing each other. Excuse me for not being thrilled by the extra jimmies on my ice cream cone."

>>12200004
actually I'm a 31yo boomer who works in tech-finance and I make more money than both my parents combined. cooking is a hobby of mine and I only buy fresh vegetables and unfrozen meat/fish. I now know you actually are an abuser too because you are just doing personal attacks without actually addressing the fact that I said you harm children with forced vegan diets.

>>12200004
Sugar=Obesity and Heart Disease.

>>12200000
>natural order
Kek
Define NATURAL

>>12200026
>i hav big dik vegan gay!!!
Good talk, incy

>>12200033
Cool story bro

>>12200039
you're aware that you're socially disabled right? it's probably a lack of protein tbqh

>>12200076
Daaaaw another fatty incel who got TWIGGERED?

You can take your grey matter deficiency back to /pol/ with all the other drumpfets

>>12200110
if meats are down but fats are up how are vegans not to blame? the spike in fats directly corresponds with the rise of veganism

>>12200110
Oh now he's claiming anyone who isn't in his dieting cult most hold contrary political opinions, on a national, level, on an international board, about an truly international topic.

Based on his inability to even say a person's name this must also be a mortal sin.

>>12198060
im korean so no matter what im eating ill always say 잘 먹겠습니다 which translates literally to "i will eat well" but means thanks for the meal

>>12200250
>he

>>12200243
>its sugar!!!

>actually veganism!!!

>>12200250
Cringe

>>12200367

>>12200367
your chart literally says sugar consumption is down
are you just posting shit you don't even read now?

>>12200259
This level of prolonged documented vitriol against people isn't possible by a woman.

If this person was born with a vagina they would have accepted they were screaming into a room laughing at them hours ago and sought out pastures more friendly to their belief system.

And beyond a few unicorn level rare genetic anomalies everyone is either a man or a woman.

>>12198271
Monkeys aren't exclusively vegetarian though they literally eat babies if they get the opportunity

>>12198505
>Monkeys rating meat of their own will after killing something is the exact same thing as a dog being fed something by a human it's been conditioned to trust it's entire life and through generations of breeding loyalty into it's species

>>12200255
gook

>>12198060
Yes, and for plants, too. It would be sweet to give thanks for every breath of air, too, and for every step upon this earth.

>>12199084
Pythagoras was fucking insane he didn't eat meat but also considered beans and legumes filthy didn't even touch them let alone eat them, did you also believe you lose a little bit of your soul everytime you fart? Pythagoras did

>>12200467
did you just call me a gook

>>12200506
>did you also believe you lose a little bit of your soul everytime you fart

Actually I can see that, everytime a real hot one passes through the cheeks I feel like a little part of me has died.

>>12199395
>Drinking water creates CO2 emissions

>>12200423
>This level of prolonged documented vitriol against people isn't possible by a woman.
I think you've got that mixed up. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

>>12198074
Vegans kill far far more animals than any normal person ever could. Vegans also give zero fucks about the death and suffering they cause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ&t=253s

>>12198137
Vegans exploit, starve, maim and kill billions of small creatures from insects to reptiles to mammals.

Veganism is a retarded starvation cult. They literally give zero fucks about animals, but they need to disguise their self harm as a "cause"

https://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ&t=253s

I don't get vegans, it's like they don't care about plants feelings
it makes me sad

>>12200582
The wrath on display here is impotent.

>>12198060
Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub.

>>12200000
CHECKED

>>12198271
>He thinks chimps don't eat meat.
>When they are regularly seen fishing, eating shellfish and hunting stuff like monkeys and even warthogs.

I know it's probably just a troll larping as a vegan, but there's people that legit think all big apes are obligated herbivores.

>>12200000
Fucking hell... those digits.

>>12198060
As a christian I'm friends with many vegans, Hindus, athiests, and plenty of bad people but I must say vegans are the most insufferable of them all and they all more than likely have early childhood trama which makes them feel bad for literally everything

>>12198074
This image is 100% retarded and the person who made it is even more retarded

>>12200000
Nice repeating digits anon.

>>12200950
Most are. Chimps are classified as frugivorous omnivores and their diet is 96% fruits roots leaves and other plants. They’re the most carnivorous non human simians and the behavior itself is irregular and relatively new. Saying chimps eat meat because you see individual examples is pretty silly to say the least and goes against massive generalized biological functioning and behavior

>>12200404
Are you actually retarded or just too retarded to read a reply chain and get greentexting?

>>12200950
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>>12198552
Is this some elaborate raid or this stupidity genuine?

>>12201065
So chimps eat meat, but I'm stupid if I'm not vegan and I noticed that chimps eat meat?

>>12201108
That doesn’t even make sense.

>>12198095
Ty based vegan bro im gonna meme with this image.

>>12199876
You won't feel the positive health effects as long as you keep eating cholesterols, saturated fats or animals hormones such in eggs and dairy. Try blind tasting vegan options and ignore social pressure. You only see veganism retarded because of all the shilling and misleading education to keep you weak and docile, ironic fate for carnists.
>>12201043
People who have never experienced suffering are less likely to understand how horrible life can be for some.

>>12198095
here you go
i formally request you and your brethren stop shitting up the board

>>12198060
I'm a vorefag. So I say, "You'll look a lot better as fat on my ass! You should be glad that you get to become a part of a superior being!"

>>12198060
no, I just enjoy the delicious meat and the butthurt cries of triggered vegans

>>12198074
if you ever come to my place, make sure to consume plenty of soy sauce, lime juice, ginger, garlic, etc so I can marinade my pork in your tears. that's basically the only reason I'd have a vegan over for dinner

>>12201734
>People who have never experienced suffering are less likely to understand how horrible life can be for some.
yet the vast majority of "ethical" vegans are sheltered middle-upper class white women/cucks, and they're vegan precisely because they haven't experienced real hardship and thus don't know that is the default state of existence on this planet

>>12200950
hell, even vegans' beloved cows, chickens, and especially pigs eat meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdTXaFtDqZE

>>12201991
Pretty much this. Veganism- the cat lady club.

(Vegan women are/become radical child-hating femenists, they hate and kill their own children, while bizarrely pretending to ooze compassion for animals)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLSn2PqX6k

i pray to my nigger jesus and thank him for all the blacked porn in the world

>>12202029
>semen = the same as a potential human life
by that argument, any woman not on birth control is a murderer. the sheer misandrist cognitive dissonance of feminists is fucking staggering

>>12201783
I appreciate that you went through the effort of blurring the writing accordingy.

>>12202051
If you are commenting on "FREELEE the banana girl" don't take anything she says seriously. (Except insofar as her vegan hord of imbecile supporters believe her)

When freelee was young and cutesy, her whole shtik was

>OMG look how hot I am!! Look at my fake boobs!!

She never mentioned animals or cared. Now her looks have nosedived and she's hideous,? now she's a raving sanctimonious animal lover, who also hates "beauty standards" which was her entire game few years ago.

>>12201088
Sorry champ champs eat meat, proving they are smarter and healthier than human vegans.

>>12202040
based and blackedpilled

>>12202080
"Chimps" hunt and eat meat documented.....

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150728-chimps-nearly-wiped-out-monkeys

Vegans beat their own meat.

>>12202077
>woman hits the wall in her 20s
>must be the vegetables she ate! if women just stopped eating vegetables they'd look like sexy teenagers in their prime forever!
This is what fat flyover fucktards actually believe

>>12202236
Stay vegan bro. This is fucking hilarious to watch...
(Pic is a wackjob vegan losing it because his vegan godhero Tim Shieff just escaped the cult)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rieOahGXUU

>>12202306
Oh hey it's that guy who always pastes 11 hours of youtube videos and like, 450 random links that he has saved, accuses everyone who responds to him of being a part of Big Veganism, and apparently believes the entire world is crazy and he is the one voice of sanity.

Do you seriously thing anyone is going to watch all that shit? Or even click on it at all?

>>12198218
Cringe

>>12202315
>Vegan tears.

I'm just laughing at you sickly vegans nothing more. Of course the vegans aren't going to watch the videos after they've seen the first one. But normal omnivores and carnivores love watching these videos, specifically to laugh at you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA

The videos are not for you, they are laughing at you.

>>12202359
>omnivores
>eats nothing but microwave tenders and ranch dressing
>has an autistic meltdown when there's lettuce on a hamburger and demands that the waiter take it back to the kitchen and make an entirely new burger
Mmmmmmmkay

>>12202236
insecure stacy detected.
women DO hit the wall in her late 20s. thats life, deal with it. women are at their peak attractiveness 17-24. every year after that is a different level of granny. sure, some women are lucky to stay attractive long after that, but they are in their prime in every way including having children when they are still young.
>f-flyover
yeah man. living in a big coastal cesspool filled with niggers, actual faggots, crime, aids, and traffic jams is WAY better than living in a comfy 90% county white town with none of those things. Hay, at least you have that mexican restaurant you like.

>>12202389
>insecure
Why would I be insecure when men hit peak attractiveness between 30 and 40? Who is "stacy"?
>women are at their peak attractiveness 17-24
But that's what I said, why do you sound like you disagree?
>being around people is scary, I'd rather have economic stagnation because coasties will just pay for my medicaid
You're welcome, I guess

>>12202380
>Describes typical veganrage behaviour.

Whatever floats your boat nutjob."omnivorous diet" would specifically include things like lettuce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9HB04glRNo

If animel bad to eat why are they taste gud?

>>12202422
>omnivorous diet" would specifically include things like lettuce.
So you can see why you cannot describe yourself as such, yes?

>>12202426
because me favourite subreddit said so!

>>12198060
I only eat dead beings anon.

>>12199118
>FRUITARIAN
Holy shit you're even more retarded than I thought.

>>12198060
we give thanks to all ingredients in the world

>>12201081
You really did post a chart showing that sugar consumption is down.

>>12198074
Based but cuckpilled

>>12202430
Confusing comment because I ate part of a salad just a week ago. But whatever makes you rage go with it I guess....

>>12198060

I curse the Demiurge and his world.