/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12175123
Vodka and lemonade

>>12175123
Why water of course

>>12175123
her piss

>>12175141
>her

>>12175123
the water from the ocean

>>12175123
Water and beer. But you didn't make this thread to talk about drinks so who gives a fuck?

>>12175123
The ocean is the most horrific thing I've ever seen and I get anxiety just looking at it for too long. If I ever had to spend all day at it I would smash wild turkey till I was numb and passed out.

>>12175142
We get it anon you're gay

>>12175178
Weird

>>12175123
Depends on what we pack. The roadtrip to the beach is over half the fun.

Bahama Mama

>>12175208
Do you think jazz will off herself once the fame is gone?

>>12175253
we can only hope

>>12175178
Why? Is it all the weird monsters that live in it?

>>12175138
for me, its WATER

>>12175208
lmao this is hilarious. did she actually say this? and why is she so fat?

>>12175123
There’s something off-putting about this one. I think it’s a dude.

>>12175178
why anon? There's nothing to be afraid of

>>12175297
no that's Skyler

>>12175178
weird. Meanwhile I've never seen the ocean outside of a plane/childhood one time, and yet my entire life I've craved the ocean, beaches, living by an ocean, having a boat, dreaming of pirate adventures, fishing, submarine adventures. The big blue endless miles on end, the beautiful composition of noise made by the gulls, the waves, and any other wildlife.

>>12175455
Watch some tsunami videos on youtube, you'll be cured in no time

>>12175462
I mean yeah that shit's absolutely terrifying as fuck but doesn't change my mind, large bodies of water calm me the fuck down.

>>12175292
>she

>>12175208
>that girl in the grey

>>12175178
flyover detected

>>12175123
Water. Copious amounts of water. Then pee it out back into the ocean. The circle of life continues.
>>12175482
That's because you've never seen the ocean in real life.

>>12175455
i live in the midwest. it fucking sucks

>>12175511
You're a retard. There are flyover states that are on ocean coasts besides California and new york.

>>12175253
you mean himself? I think he'll die in an overdose. its pretty common for these freaks to do tons of drugs.

>>12175178
What's so scary about the ocean anon?

>>12175512
I've seen the great lakes, which essentially is the same optics as an ocean, you can't see the other side of em unless you have like a rare weather event.

Still at peace there, waters peaceful. Mind you I've really only been to lakes but we're different people I suppose.

>>12175502
>girl

>>12175523
California and New York aren't flyover states though. Please look up what it means before flapping your faggot mouth.

>>12175541
is that Kosm

Tequila and grapefruit soda, or some other refreshing carbonated drink. Also, beer and plenty of water.

>>12175551
I said there are flyover states on ocean coasts besides california and new york. Never said california/new york were flyover states. Kys namefag.

>>12175674
Based and redpilled

If that manly ass mother fucker can pass for a female, I'll be damned if I can't!!

>>12175687
ur manly face will never pass 4 female tho and neither will all the other little details, but get urself a nice big bubblebut and you'll find some degenerate man or woman 2 fill u up every night, brush your hair out of your face with his hands and be the big spoon. They won't care because they'll love u for all those flaws. it still wont make u happy tho

>>12175455
It's called the thought of it, not necessarily the subject itself. You're an idiot who has unfortunately consumed way too much media- movies/shows/pictures- that romanticize it. Faggot.

my trans gf's cum

>>12175674
Saying that there are flyover states BESIDES CA and NY means that you're saying CA and NY are flyover states. They're not flyover states.

>>12175711
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up namefagging city scumhole dwelling reddit refugee

>>12175705
>I've been to lakes that emulate a fucking ocean
>ROMANTIZING FAGGGOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE AND ENJOY SOMETHING IN LIFE

Yeah, I sure know as fuck a Hurricane ain't gonna pop out of a fucking lake, and neither will a tsunami, but choppier waters aint gonna bug me all the same. The sound of waves crashing is pleasant to the ear. I like white noise for what its worth too. I could spend all day free of devices, whatever sitting back by the water staring out into it.

>>12175542
Lakes are completely different from oceans, too fucking idiot.

>>12175730
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING ARE NOW TELL ME HOW I WON'T ENJOY AN OCEAN WHEN I'VE ENJOYED EVERY OTHER BODY OF WATER I'VE WENT TOO IN MY LIFE RIVERS, LAKES, ETC.

>>12175739
>he doesn’t know
Kek!

>>12175123
Water from a bottle that has sand stuck on it from condensation, and a little gets inside no matter how hard I try to stop it

>>12175674
He's right, you're a faggot. The way you phrased it made cali/ny sound like flyover, you absolute piece of shit.
>hey, let's get mcdonalds
>there are hamburgers other than mcdicks

>>12175698
B-but I'm a female with a vagina.

>>12175717
Learn how to communicate properly, you frustrated sack of bile, hair and teeth.

>>12175749
>food analogies

>>12175755
>ah bloo bloo

>>12175744
u gonna post about how its salt water, or fuckin a tsunami? abloobloobloo natural disasters are scurrry. I live in Kansas I've seen multiple times the firsthand account of what a fucked up Tornado can do. There's other natural disasters as well that can rival their destruction potentional too, Earthquakes. Doesn't fucking mean I'm going to be a scared bitch boy who lives in some underground bunker in the middle of the most remote place on earth where techtonic plates arent active. or are you some faggot that can't swim? Imagine being scared of a body of water.

>>12175739
RIVERS SHOULD NOT BE LUMPED IN WITH YOUR WEIRD ASS FETISH. NOW U KNOW YOU'RE 16 MAX. OCEANS AND LAKES AREN'T DIFFERENT JUST IN TERMS OF SALTINESS. YOU IDIOT; OCEANS ARE TURBULENT, YOU FUCKING KIKE BRAINWASHED TWINK FAGGOT THAT HAS NOTHING GOING ON IN HIS LIFE TO THE POINT THAT HE NEEDS TO TURN MOVIES INTO A FUCKING FETISH.

50/50 cheap red wine and Coca-cola over ice. Shit is cash. Learned it from some French chicks years ago.

>>12175123
Depends on the beach and the time of the day. I try to keep it alchoholic but I don't want to be arrested as some peaceful dude on a beach. If it's at night then nobody cares unless people are being weirdos.

>>12175758
Thanks for proving my point.

>>12175772
... almost forgot, if with a girl then you pretty much never get bothered, at least on Atlantic coast beaches.
Always remember to give a shot of the liquor into the ocean as a rememberance of all the lost souls there.

>>12175765
>RIVERS DONT FIT IN WHEN GOING KAYAKING DOWN TURBULENT RIVER RAPIDS THAT HAVE MORE TURBULENCE THAN MOST COASTAL WATERS A MAJORITY OF THE YEAR

And if you're going to bodies of water without planning the weather accordingly you're some fucking faggot, and if by chance a storm does break out yeah its gonna be fucking turbulent.

Imagine being so afraid of oceans that you start calling someone else who enjoys things in life a fetishist. I understand completely the dangers behind oceans, still don't mean that I don't love them.

>>12175123
Water. You will become dehydrated very quickly if you're on the beach for awhile, and alcohol will only assist dehydration. Water is how you make a beach trip last all day.

>>12175764
Well idk about all the insane rambling but I love the ocean there’s waves that’ll thrash you until your bones break and hold you underwater until you inhale salt water. Also rip currents until you can’t see the shore (which you’ll fight until you’re exhausted) and of course, once a big shark gets you you’re donezo.

>>12175784
Hellgate in NYC? I used to live right by there.

>>12175780
Look Bruce you have no idea who you’re messing with buddy. Don’t make me hurt you. Take your ridicule like a man, remove the namefagging, and stop being such a bitch or I’ll kick your ass kid.

>>12175788
Aye, the ocean is like a lady, just when you think you know something about her, she strikes, but she respects those who fight.

>>12175795
ok big boy, whip it out.

>>12175795
They Call Me Bruce a.k.a. A Fistful of Chopsticks (1982) DVDRip.XviD.MovieExtreme.avi

It's a pretty funny movie.

>>12175785
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/25/upshot/no-you-do-not-have-to-drink-8-glasses-of-water-a-day.html

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>12175541
Nuke the ocean

>>12175123
Narragansett lager

>>12176127
lol

>>12175123
I want to drink her pusy juice (piss+vaginal discharge+yeast infection)

>>12175142
>>12175499
>>12175549

>>12175123
Booze

>>12176777
What kind?

thats a guy

>>12176947
Rum

>>12175123
Corona Extra with lime wedges, rum mixed with tropical fruit juices, mint juleps, and water to prevent hangovers.

>>12176172
Good taste, patrician northeasterner
>>12177162
Gross, headache

Two main go-to's, one simple and one complex

The simple one is a Malibu Baybreeze. It's gay as hell but fucking delicious.
>1/3 coconut rum
>1/3 pineapple juice
>1/3 cranberry juice
shake over ice. comes out pink with a little foam. if you use non-cocktail cranberry, and good pineapple juice (metal can, not plastic jug), it's really really delicious.

the other one is a Coco Loco, which is a Dominican Republic specialty thing a little more complex, i always wing the amounts
>bunch of ice
>coconut cream (the canned kind)
>light rum, dark rum, maybe some coconut rum
>a LITTLE pineapple juice
>cinnamon, nutmeg
>blend
>garnish with a little nutmeg on top
always a crowd pleaser. i feel like im forgetting an ingredient though.

of course, there's always just corona too.

>>12177479
I always throw some golden tequila in my locos

cheap beer with lime and water. i piss in the ocean to keep the jellyfish away. I also puff the fattest gauge Maduro cigar I have to keep the normies and boomers from getting to close to my umbrella. Pub Subs are a must as well.
Oh and a .380 in case a dog or an uppity puerto rican or african american trys some shit.

>>12175123
yeah I'm going to need an unobstructed anterior view before I determine whether I would or not

>>12175208
jazz been hitting those cheeseburgers awful hard

>>12175208
the guy on the left actually is pretty cute. i would let him suck me dry.

>>12175123
Stop posting your stupid trannies, faggot

>>12175788
Lmao non-coasties are such fags.

>>12177220
People go to beaches in the northeast? Isn’t it too cold?

>>12176142
Jacques Chirac was right I guess.

white wine

>>12177969
It's for looking at the water and listening to the sounds, not swimming. Swimming and rolling around in the sand is degenerate.

>>12175462
Pussy

>>12175542
>which essentially is the same optics as an ocean
NO, it's not

Iced Tea or Lemonade

Throw some vodka into it sometimes

>>12175455
Ive always wanted to see the desert and a giant state forest.
But for me its either beer or some liqour straight out the bottle

>>12175541
How dare your share op's moms nudes. This is a work safe board

Sand.

I live at the beach and drink this all day

>>12175541
some asian will would eat that thing raw.

BBC cum

>>12175785
Here's a novel concept for you anon:
You can have both an alcoholic beverage and a water

>>12175757
>frogposting

>>12176127

based pasta poster

>>12175123
cheap beer, margarita, mojito, pina colada. lot of simple drinks

>>12175190
Nice projecting there buddy.

>>12175541
I've heard light can kill deep sea creatures because it's too harsh. Is this dying?

>>12175123
Ice cold beer

Coronas and lime or Flying Dog Sea Quench. Gotta be very slightly buzzed and hydrated at all times.

>>12180124
>Flying Dog Sea Quench
Is that a beer name? Why can't they call it something normal?

>>12179988
It’s probably just trying to camouflage itself from sonar based predators, by dropping to the seabed

>>12175123
water

>>12175123
>tfw sk.ylar will never sit on your face with her cock in your mouth

>>12179869
this right here. basically everything I was going to say.

>>12179049
I've been to three Great Lakes and two oceans and they absolutely look the exact fucking same.
>sandy coast
>dark teal water as far as the eye can see, no opposite coast visible
>massive crashing waves when it's stormy, little ones when it's calm

Water, because whenever I go the beach I am either surfing or bodysurfing. Use the waves and the beach for what they are intended for- exercise and having fun. I pity the fool who sits in a chair and fucking reads of all things to do at the beach.

>>12175123
'ronas with the boys

>>12175190
OP's image is a tranny though. One of >>12175208's friends

>>12175208
Fucking mogged hard

>>12175123
Haven't been to the "beach" for nearly 14 years, but last two times I was, I drank Karlovačko Pivo and Mythos Helles, respectively.

>>12176761
But anon... They're from a show about trannies...

>>12175178
10/10

>>12175123
I get hard serve ice cream in a waffle cone then wash it down with a cold bottled water

>>12175123
cummies

>>12175123
freddo espresso or a humble frappe with condensed milk for maximum shits

>>12175208
look how fat jazz has become
kek

>>12175123
Beer or whiskey and a coke, depends on the time of day. During the day if it's hot then beer, at night then the booze.

>>12175208
>he doesn't have a house on the beach
>or even that family owns that you can borrow

>>12183133
In my eyelids, varmint.

>>12185146
Why you mind your tounge there or granny will make varmint stew of you!

>>12185167
It's from this video
https://youtu.be/lF_i6b0pVZo

>>12175138
This

>I live 15 minutes from the beach
>2 hr drive to Miami/Ft Lauderdale
I never go to the beach anon. It’s pretty overrated.
>tfw all I want is some midwestern farmland, a farming qt, and some children
lifes unfair

>>12185219
Just move to Dothan

>>12175754
gross

>>12183593
>Greek
>Lavazza
???

>>12175123
pale beers, water, or rum&juice

>>12179988
>I've heard light can kill deep sea creatures because it's too harsh
So I can scuba down to the ocean floor and start blasting away ayys like a reverse War of the Worlds?

Pussy juice

>>12175123
I pounded a 24 oz 11% imperial stout before going into 10 foot+ shorebreak at the wedge once and i ended up swallowing a bunch of water and puked and I almost snapped my neck, had viper fins and I still got beat up really good, really fun though.

>>12185180
No, it's not.

>>12186214
If you want some sea creatures check out OTR HP Lovecraft stuff.

>>12186192
Fixed it for you
> rum & coke

>>12186597
... OTR, the theatre of the mind.

>>12186184
It's a "reddit learns that a country can have traditions that involve imports from another country and that's still ok!" episode

>>12186599
it's called a cuba libre heathen

>>12186911
almost nobody calls it that, padre.

>>12186599
nah man... well, maybe. Not often. Usually rum and pineapple or rum and mango at the beach.

>>12186590
The reference I was making was.

>>12186184
>Mainly drink chilled espresso in the hot summer
>next to Italy
>Lavazza and illy are not the two main importers of dose beans plus most of the professional coffee machines leased in Greek coffee shops
Also fun fact;many islands of Greece used to be a protectorate of Venice after the fall of Constantinople and the Venetians had a big cultural impact,in local cuisine (e.g. the use of Italian bechamel),introduced pasta filata in cheese making, poetry and literature (e.g. Vincenzo Cornaro) and the dominant accent in the Ionian Sea that is a mix of Greek with Italian word.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_coffee_drinks#Greek_Freddo_preparations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espresso#Cold

>>12187598
>the dominant accent in the Ionian Sea
Fuck, if this was my reality I wouldn't bother having my shit together either. Why did the Germans lend money to them again?

Usually straight liquor and then wander alone on the beach at night being a moody fuck

I'm 30 and still havent grown the fuck up

>>12188185
Do you live with an attractive drunk Japanese lady and her penguin?

>>12188166
3/4 of the Greek population lives in the mainland (and almost half of Greece,about 5 millions in Athens). The Greek islands are the only places that did not get the full impact of the economic crisis, especially since their main industries (hospitality and tourism) actually flourished during the crisis due to the free fall of the minimum wage and the dismantling of labour rights...

>>12188192
No, but I do fantasize about ripping angels apart

>misato is best

>>12175123
OP drinks the sand kicked in his face by alpha males.....

>>12188194
So are you saying that it’s safe to visit the Ionian Sea area as long as I steer clear of Athens? I’d like to see that landscape but I don’t want to get stabbed by Golden Dawn

>>12175123
I drink the beach

>>12175123
Sea water when the waves crash into me and knock me on my ass.

>>12189278
Athens is a must but for 4 day max (Acropolis, anchient agora, temple of Posidon etc), the Greek country side is where its at, especially the islands, we have a sort of a bastardized campanilismo and even in the Cyclades where the islands are closely clustered, each has its own culinary traditions (especially in cheese and wine making) as well as different vistas(from the arid Cycladic islands to the vast networks of waterfalls in Samothraki island) and they tend to hate each and think they are better than the rest(much like our Italian brothers treat each other) Just avoid Mykonos and Santorini. Also as for the golden dawn while lots of ppl didn't give a fuck about all the immigrants being lynched/arsons/pogroms etc they killed a Greek antifa (stabbed ofc) and thus the authorities had to intervene. They are currently under trial as a criminal organisation and some heads will roll. And anyway most stabbings in Greece much like gun violence is something like 80% crimes of passion (aka cucking) and negligent discharges.
t. Greeklawyerfag

>>12189513
Are any of the islands still similar to what was depicted in Zorba the Greek?

>>12175123
my bottled feelings :'(
wait this is /ck/