/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12168174
Slim Jims are the best toilet snack. Their pungent smell offsets your own feces

>>12168174
i keep a drawer stocked with a variety of snacks, like cheezies, bridge mixture, dill pickle chips, ketchup chips

>>12168174
Should sloppy joes be served open-face with a fork and knife?

Had a handful of dark chocolate peanut m&ms the other day while sitting on the toilet, first time I ate and shit in I don’t know how long. I do drink coffee and shit pretty often though if the coffee does its thing before I can finish the cup in the morning.

>>12168405
No. They should be served closed on toasted brioche buns with slaw. Side of roasted potato medley and sautéed green beans.

>>12168499
Prove it. How close are you to the west coast of the US? Come slop my joe properly.

why dont y'all go flirt with eachother over on reddit

>>12168789
On the East Coast.

>>12168795
She started it.

>>12168174
>Toilet snacks

Do Americans ever stop eating?

>>12169023
Only long enough to win wars

>>12169026
name a single war america has ever won

>>12169031
The war on paying rent in your head

>>12169038
But you spend so much money to get your name out there. Is it really rent free when you're spending trillions of dollars on wars to stay relevant?

>>12169045
Take your L and move along

>>12169031
Revolutionary war
Civil war
Mexican American war
Ww1
Ww2
Korean war
Desert storm
Hundreds of proxy wars for influence since the 70's
Only one that was an abject failure was Vietnam and no one even cares about them any more since communism was virtually wiped out in the 80's.

>>12169927
>won desert storm
>had to march back through the desert a decade later to finish the job
kek

>>12169927
You skipped the Spanish American war

>>12169941
Nah we just did it because we were there taking over Afghanistan and figured "why not". Irony is we handled Iraq much quicker than we did al qeda, but I think that was by design.

>>12169950
ok cheney, keep telling yourself that

>>12169927
>a war against themselves
>wwi and 2 come in late (fighting against the good guys)... we won!
>Korean war but North Korea still exists
>desert storm but had to come back
>cia was able to put in leaders that we went to lose wars against later tho

>>12169968
Okay name wars that America lost

>>12168174
>for me

Reddit trash, please. Do I need to show you the door?

>>12170082
Korea, vietnam, civil war considering real America was the south, Afghanistan (20 years and only bad results is a loss),

>toilet snack

to think i didn't knew this existed till now and how new depths of cringe has opened for me