/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12152911
Great, yet another attention whoring thread. Just what we needed.

>>12152915
At the very least, there's no reddit animals.

a fast food thread died for this

>Le Sushi
>Le Taco Bell
>Totally Epic Quirky Pez Dispenser
>I added a loaf of bread cuz so random xD
>I got the cool new meme coke!
>WOO ALCOHOL WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB XDDDD
>Two Artichokes for funnies!

It's a shame you hate reddit, you'd really fit in with this sort of image.

WHOOOOO DOGGIES. THIS THREAD IS FOR A SINGALONG RINGALONG DINGDONGDANGALONG SMOKEABONG BANGAGONG DINDUNUFFINWRONG
>>12152911
>post in the retarded cat blog
fucking based. i have one thread filtered on /ck/ guess which one? ive never seen a faggier thread in any board. that piece of shit cooks some of the nastiest food on this board and the redditcu/ck/s just lap it up. probably because they all enjoy the taste of animal feces in thier food.
every poster in there are seething mad catfuckers who will defend the animal hair, urine and feces on every surface of their house.
ive been actively posting here for years and i fail to see how the catblog gets so many replies other then this entire board is redditfaggotry.
at least there are a few good eggs around.
>3in of napkins for 3 things
>20 fire sauces for 3 things
fucking based again
>>12152955
>found the redditor
reddit is a mindset you mong.
perhaps OP is rightfully shitting on the catblogger

>>12153616
I have never seen so much asspain in one post. Are you actually going to cook something? If not you should have just stayed in the cat blog thread. You'd fit in with the rest of the bitching faggots.

>>12153650
>I have never seen so much asspain in one post.
>complete hyperbole
>overreaction
>firecracker in ass over cats
>so stupid he cant realize im not OP
>blindly defending the consumption of animal feces
this is gold, redditgold

>>12152911
>>12153616

>>12153673
>>complete hyperbole
Not at all. You're having a meltdown because you don't like that someone is using the cooking board for it's intended purpose. If that's not asspain I don't know what is.
By the way. Calling everything you don't like reddit doesn't help you fit in. Stop trying so hard.

>>12152923
OP is a sad cat

>>12153697
But he should be a happy horse!

>>12153689
>meltdown
>Stop trying so hard
>everything on the internet is an argument
take your reddit elsewhere

OP just needs more kitters in his life :)

My cat likes to explore, you can’t leave the cutlery drawer open even a little.

>>12153704
Like clockwork. Hit me with some fresh material next time.

>>12152911
Thanks for not talking like a retard and eating cat shit. Sadly you seem like a complete degenerate fuck up so I can't really condone this. At least it's a step in the right direction I guess.

Cats are an essential part of the /ck/ cooking experience.

>>12153715
youre simply disgusting
>>12153720
>like clockwork
>replies to every post i make.
the first requirement to be a redditor is to be braindead. seethe more
>>12153725
so its nastier in one piece instead of spread into a thin layer everywhere in your house
>the mentality of catfags

>>12153709

>>12153616
>shits on the drink-along cat dude
>thinks that someone taking a single photo of their piss weak grocery haul is somehow more /ck/ than cat dude
>engages hyperwarp spergmode and starts firing off the r*ddit insult at everyone as he flails around in anger knocking over his piss jugs and Cheeto bag mountain
Plus, obvious samefag is obvious. What’s the matter little guy? Mom got the regular chicky nug nugs and not the dinosaur ones?

>>12153746
in all your vitreol, the simple fact remains, deep down inside you, you are well aware that your cat spreads shit over everything and youre too lazy to clean it so you just C O P E.

Its amazing how asspained people can get about someone who contributes to the board while they sit around and post "BUT HOW DOES HE GET OUT?!?!" and Huh? all day long

>>12153752
Two cats actually, and I bet you’re more at risk from your gas station sushi and cold burritos made by niggers, beaners and pimply teenagers.

>>12153761
If you think OP’s post is contributing you have a pretty low bar for achievement.
That said at least it’s not another blatant troll (I’d rather deal with spergs and autists than kiddie meistertrolls reposting the same bait threads for months on end).

>>12153767
ad hominem from a catfag who lives in a perpetual state of denial.
>>12153761
same tired argument every time. yawn.

>>12153782
You’re boring. If you’re going to spill your spaghetti you could at least make things funny.

>>12153841
>iphone
>cats
>muhreddit
>boring
again, yawn ms clockwork

>>12153848
Throwing out the reddit insult again, you’re really breaking the mould here.

>>12152911
Wheres your gay cat at, fag?

>>12153885
if the birkenstocks fit

>>12153904
C’mon you faggot, if you’re going to insult someone, show some creativity.

>>12152911
> al/ck/
Never post again.

>>12153889
>he can't even read the fucking thread
Exactly what I would expect from the type of brainlet pleb who hates Patti & friends.

>>12153761
huh?

And Oh Pee was never seen again. Seriously fag. Post more images of your food and cooking.

This thread only has one food, no cooking, and a lot of name calling.
I'm gonna go ahead and say
>This post is off-topic.

>>12153917
>he thinks reddit flamboyance is creativity
lel so rando XD

>>12153782
>only insult he can come up with is reddit
>complains about ad hominems
You cannot be serious.

>>12152911
Fuck off op

>>12154000
>>12154009
S E E T H I N G

HOLY FR*CKING B A S E D
Have an updoot good sir.

>>12153616

>seething mad
>seething mad
>seething mad
>seething mad
>seething mad
>seething mad

>>12154045
shiteater

>>12154048

MFW

>>12152955
>a loaf of bread
>so random

>>12153616
I wish we had the /pol/ meme flag filter for other board jews.

>>12153616
I like this post

>>12154387
What a dum dog. The iron's not plugged in!

>>12152911
What a dum OP, bitching about someone else's cooking thread like some virtue signaling college girl.
>please post in my thread instead. It's so much better than the other one for reasons not related to cooking

Fucking faggot. Just post the food without the cuntiness.

>>12152911
the Ubermensch is returning

>>12154777
Catfucker detected

>>12154777
>bitching about someone else's cooking thread
OP made valid points and I agree with him and the lack of hygiene among the majority of pet owners, cat owners especially.
If i owned a cat i would not let it on my counters or anywhere were food or platewear is stored, unlike this outright filthbag >>12153715
>>12154805
based

>>12154805
Eh, close enough.
I have no particular love for the cat in those threads but I'll sure take that with some actual cooking mixed in over the pathetic bitching I'm seeing in this one.
If I did have a cat he'd probably have loved these. Goddamn, they smell fishy.

>>12154777
>please post in my thread instead
The OP literally says not to post OC in this, or any other thread, but to make your own. The point is to have more OC on the board, and not restrict it to a stupid cat blog general that half the board hides because its exactly what everyone hates when they call something "reddit". How fucking dense are you that you missed that?

>>12154885
OC threads that are not about cats or bitching about cats drop off page ten in a few hours.
I don't blame people for either posting in the cat thread or not bothering to post at all.
If you want more actual cooking threads you should go start one or bump an existing one, but you don't, and that's why this bitchfest has fifty replies instead of one of the actual cooking threads.

The eternal Babish thread is at 71. Any of them yours?

>>12152911
>>12153616
https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28

>>12154939
angry shiteater
>>12154918
sounds like the board is infested with cancer tbqfh famalam
>>12154885
>half the board hides
i also filter this thread

>>12154918
>OC threads that are not about cats or bitching about cats drop off page ten in a few hours
That's how it's always been. But some of the best discussions also come from OC threads, and often have very little to do with talking about the actual dish. If you posted an OC thread once and got mad that only two people replied you're in the wrong place - sometimes that happens, though usually it's just because your content sucks. That doesn't mean you should tuck your tail between your legs and post in some random cat blog because more people might see your food, even though the only replies you get are from the OP bumping his own thread saying, "OMG! looks amazing!" followed up by some generic question just to get you to keep bumping the thread. That shit is fucking cancer, child speak and cats aside.
>>12154918
>if you want more actual cooking threads you should go start one
Again, that's literally what the OP says.

>>12154918
I've posted quite a few OC threads including thai curries and fermented hot sauce preparation and the only one that carried any weight in terms of replies was one drunken night when I made a risotto from rice infested with beetles. Nah, I'll post in cat blogger's thread, eventhough I hate cats.

Holy shit is this thread toxic garbage or what. I take toxo over this any day.

>>12153998
Apparently your definition of ‘reddit’ is ‘anything I don’t like’. Weak.

>>12155976
you forgot sauce

>>12152911
ur disgusting

>>12152911
>bitches about the retarded cat blog
>makes his own retarded blog post

>>12156201
>makes his own retarded blog
To be fair, the only thing the OP really says is that it's his day off and here's some food he bought and is eating. The rest is just a parody of the cat blog making fun of it.

>>12156201
This
>>12152911
>food & cooking type stuff without disgusting animals shitting
So now we have two cookalong threads? Aweso-
>I'm not going to actually cook anything tonight
>taco bell in the thumbnail
Oh, I see. You just want to compete and subtract from the fml cookalong thread without any effort on your part.
I'm sticking with the other one.

>>12156201
Oh you should go see the dickered cook-along thread, this absolutely asspained aspergers child is all over that as well. It’s actually pretty funny. He bites on every piece of bait and always replies one of three ways: cope, seething or reddit.

here's a clam chowder i made with a hot dog

>>12156273
You made clam chowder and then decided, "fuck it, might as well have a hot dog on the side"?

>>12153723
based toxoposter

>>12156269
there's more than one of us you fucking idiot dipshit.

>>12157112
LOL samefag, I don't care how real your headmates are.

>>12157125
I'm not OP you fucktard, youre so absolutely retarded you think there's only one person who finds the same fucking bullshit catblog thread cancerous.
holy fucking shit the Reddit here is off the good damn charts

>>12153616
Based. FUCK the catblog redditer. I like cats but he’s a nigger and so are the redditers in his thread.

>>12157191
another good egg!

>>12157304
I’d tell you to have sex but I don’t want you spreading around your AIDS.

>>12157314
how disgustingly homophobic of you. i dont have aids because i take PREP daily, as do most of us homosexuals. aids is a thing of the past, step out of thhe 80's boomer.

>>12157070
you are unfamiliar with soup and sandwich?

>>12157147
Amazing how that one catblog poster chafes your cuntflaps when he actually cooks, yet 85% of /ck/ is pure unadulterated high-school grade shitposting that doesnt rustle your jimmies at all. Haven't you got anything better to do?

>>12157362
amazing that you took the time to assemble this cringe meme yet you still accuse others of having chaffed cuntflaps

i bet you're fat and stink like a cat lady

>>12157362
>redditer spamming his blog 24/7 is ok cause he cooks xD

>>12153725
No cat would think a piping hot rice cooker is the place to go, why the fuck would he leave this rice cooker open that long for a fucking instagram photo? To shit on cats? Or do people think this is funny that he wasted all that rice?

>>12157349
Aids is a thing of the past... still need PREP.

This does not compute.

>>12157372
Fat yes. Stink like a cat lady, no.
>>12157377
>redditer
Time to get a new insult, that one's getting stale.

>>12157382
#notallcats
#itsthedeednotthebreed
#catlivesmatter

>>12153964
OP is at least three different people in this thread alone. Someone needs a better hobby.

>>12157420
I'll take cat lives over black lives any day

>>12157452
i'd genocide cats and catfags first

>>12157362
only one of those is mine
>>12157422
so far ive counted at least 4 people, myself included that hate catblogger.

ill go a step further, its not even the catblogger i despise per se, its you and the other redditors daisy-chaining each other in there to this crap when you have no less than 100 subreddits you could post in, FUCK you could make your own subreddit and quarantine your cancer.
the catblogger is an annoyance sure. he's an attention whore who uses serialized posts instead of at least making an attempt to contribute anything else to the board. he uses reddit memes, CAT, SHIT BEER, MEME FOOD to attract you guys and you flock to it like queers to a glory hole.
next faggots like you step in saying AT LEAST ITS OC, AT LEAST HES DOING SOMETHING, LETS SEE YOUR POSTS, OR REDDIT---HAH BETTER GET A NEW INSULT.
its just so tiresome

>>12157480
>only one of those is mine

Jeez you should be fucking embarrassed lmao

>>12157480
i made butter chicken

i don't mind the cat guy or cook a longs. what i do mind is 15 thousand fast food threads and garbage racebaiting threads that are barely about food.

>>12157377
Yes. Cooking in your own thread on the cooking board is okay.

>>12157512
im not at all. it was this one because dude was flipping out over his thumb being reposted....and ill gladly shit on this lunatics thumb anyday

I think letting cats in your house is fucking disgusting but that dude makes some good looking stuff. The threads are kinda corny though so I just avoid them.

I'm making frozen chicken breasts and some canned corn or beans or something for dinner because I'm tired I need to go to the store and I don't feel like it.

>>12157480

>still fuming twenty hours later
>absolutely DICKERED m8

WHY DID YOU IDIOTS ALL FUCKING REPLY AND BUMP THIS BACK TO PAGE ONE?
This should have died back at the hotdog post. Learn to sage you stupid idiots!

>>12157587
>>12157587
>22:20:40 = 10:20
>time is 10:49
how is your head so full of oatmeal you cant figure out time. lmfao at your life

>>12157629
shut up redditer

>>12157665

04/09/19(Tue)01:16:50
04/09/19(Tue)21:20:40

:3

>>12157629

Why? This is fucking priceless!

>>12157480
You know an awful lot about reddit for someone who hates it. Keep raging lil’ guy, I’ll be over here laughing, eating popcorn and watching you fall apart.

>>12157629
Because you NEVER let an asspie tard off the hook once he bites. His salty tears of impotent rage crack me up.
>inb4 reddit
>inb4 catfag
>inb4 attention whore
O I am laffin at this thread.

>>12157774
Did they teach you that over at reddit?

>>12157750

Popcorn sounds really good right now, actually. Time to hobble on over to the kitchen and see if I've got any left.

>>12157750
>I’ll be over here laughing, eating popcorn
firstly, no you wont, this is an outright lie and another reddit meme
second, its not hard to nail a redditor, every fucking one of you is god damn cookie cutter clones of each other while simultaneously boasting about how unique you are.
thirdly, spending even the smallest amount of time on this site will clue you in to the vitriol against the cesspool or reddit and its 'culture'. i see the memes, i see soy cucks left and right. i could never go back to plebbit again in my life and still be able to enumerate every fucking thing that makes you a flaming homo.
>clockwork buddy

>>12157792
the old "u mad bro" meme is fresh over there, dont hold it against them though, they simply dont know bbetter

Eh, monkey dicks is fine too, I guess.

>>12157845

>i could never go back to plebbit
>back

Surprise, surprise :3

>>12157899
reddit used to be kinda edgy about 6-10 years ago.

>>12157845
>i could never go back to plebbit again in my life
That's why you're so mad, because you got banned.

>>12157676
>>12157710
>>12157774
Yeah okay it was a pretty good sperg out but this ain't the high road you're taking.

>>12157921
yes im incensed because i cannot make another account there.

>>12157953
I do feel a little guilty, it's a bit too easy to get this samefagging retard to flip his shit. But the Aussie shitposter in me just can't let go, as long as Aspie McTardlington keeps freaking out I'm going to be here to laugh at him.

>>12157977
>he thinks every antireddit post is OP
>australian
that explains it

>>12158032
See, here’s the thing. As I understand it, reddit is full of whiny bitches and censorship. And this thread is full of whiny bitches calling for censorship on /ck/ who are accusing the people calling them out of being redditors. It doesn’t make much sense to me.

>>12158144
Why don't you go discuss it with your pals over at reddit?

>>12158144
reddit is a safe space anon, out of sight out of mind. when they read things they dont like, they get angry because no one is protecting them from the bad people.
ignore 12158155, hes a shitposting aussie cunt who's addicted to (you)s

>>12158165
No man, I’m the shitposting Aussie and I posted >>12158144.
>>12158155 is one of the aforementioned whiny bitches (you can tell by the way he accuses everyone else of being redditors).

>>12158261
What happened to 'straya being banned? That was like the best news of the past two years.

>>12158794
It's only DNS banned.
Change device to Google's public DNS and here we are.

>>12157480
>so far ive counted at least 4 people, myself included that hate catblogger
Wow maybe your army of geniuses can form a brain trust and come up with more high quality content like this.

>>12152911
>too cool and edgy for animal
Now that's YIKES

>>12159138
i stand by that thread, and my OC. if you weren't just a prissy little tit-sucking lurker bitch, you'd know the toe-thumb anon was sperging at his toe-thumb being posted.
>your opinion matters
this is the millennials number 1 problem, they've failed to realize no one gives a fuck about their, tired, groupthink opinions.

>>12159429
C O P E

>>12159429
>says that millennials don’t realize nobody gives a fuck about their opinions
>unironically so fucking stupid that he thinks anyone gives a fuck about his opinions
Just how fucking dumb are you, you dopey cunt?

>>12159467
i dont give a fuck that you dont give a fuck nigger, thats the difference.
it dont work the other way around, which is why youre OBSESSED over getting the "last word" in.

>>12159429
>this is the millennials number 1 problem, they've failed to realize no one gives a fuck about their, tired, groupthink opinions
>three other people share my opinion WHY WON'T YOU DO AS I SAY REEE
Your total lack of self reflection is almost impressive.

>>12159592
last word

>>12159641
No me

>>12152911
Mental illness: the post

>>12161531
You should see the original.

>>12156201
Its still better that that that fat faggot cooking food with his fat faggot cat hair in it and giving Pabst a bad name.

>>12152923
>reddit animals
just how fucking autistic are you?

>>12162135
R E N T F R E E

>>12162135
take a bump fagboi

>redditors defending the catshit blog outside of their containment thread

I'm shocked they even read other threads.

>>12152923
>reddit animals
Swiftly kill yourself

>>12162453
How is someone cooking on the cooking board "blogging"?

>>12152923
>>12152911
Based

>>12162475
>if I repeat the same reductionist nonsense over and over again it will become true

Back to your containment thread :)

>>12162664
Why can't you answer my question? I want to know why in a sea of fast food and racebait threads, some guy cooking with a cat makes you so upset?

>>12162671
He doesn't make me upset, just nauseous. You faggots always suppose there are only two choices, catblog general or fast food/shitposting. That's not the case and your threads are hardly better than the latter.

>>12153684
You posted in /eog/ when it still existed, didn't you?

>>12157102
>>12153723
Fun fact, owning a cat doesn't increase your chances of toxoplasmosis infection. The primary method of transmission is underwashed vegetables and undercooked meat. Cats only shed the parasite for the first week of infection and indoor only cats are at no risk.
I can't say the same for dog owners who's "babies" scarf down as much feral kitten shit as possible before giving their owner "kisses" on the mouth.

>>12161543
This is it. The guy who hates /ck/ but can't stay away is off his meds again.

>>12162771
So hide the thread you ball gargling newfag.

>>12162771
>catalog general or fast food/shitposting
Well you’ve given us a new category, the hyperdefensive narcissistic autistic solipsist non-food-related anti-cat sperg-out. Well done!

>>12163010
OP of this thread has not taken his meds in weeks.

>>12163010
You're the one who's hyper-defensive of objectively bad content and is deluded into thinking that it is the only alternative to fast food threads. Your type are prone to projecting, as is made apparent by your nonsensical string of insults. Must be the cat shit you consume regularly!

>>12163253
>>12163109
I am not OP btw. No idea why you would think it's only possible for one person to be sick of your shit.

>>12163255
Meh. It's an anon board. So now your narrative is that there are 2 people off their meds who prefer mcchicken threads.

>>12163265
I never even implied I prefer fast food threads. You can't read.

>>12163269
save your trolling for the shitposting mcchicken threads. Take your meds kid
You can scroll past the cooking threads and save your bile for the next aardvark thread

>>12152911
srry we're late m80, watchu got planned for that artichoke OP? gr8 thread btw desu

>>12163298
The catfag continues to prove himself illiterate and dedicated to his false dichotomy. Sad! At least he seldom leaves his containment thread :)

>>12163304
Not him
Too bad you don't put any effort into trolling the aardvark, mcchicken, meme threads

>>12163310
I haven't done any trolling ITT either.

>>12163313
You already admitted you do
save it for the real problem threads, not the ones about cooking

>>12163322
Where?

>>12163255
>>12163332

>>12163339
Calling out bad content is not trolling.

>>12163342
Only calling out cooking threads, but not the mcchicken threads is

>>12163348
Can't be everywhere at once anon

>>12163352
Aparently, it's only possible to be in cooking threads, anon

>>12163342
You're not the gatekeeper, Anon. One photo of some shitty gas station sushi isn't a big enough fig leaf to cover what is basically a meta thread about one other regular poster.
Maybe you should try posting about food and cooking, not about how much you dislike one particular regular thread?

>>12163300
Your cats really cute. What's her name? Does she love snuggles?

>>12163580
I'm not OP. Fair enough re: the rest of your post though.

>>12163592
thx, her name is Patti Mayonnaise, we be snugglin' it up

where is the food & cooking in this thread, i want to see what OPs gonna do with that taco bell

>>12163629
Who cares about cooking let's just eat cat shit directly out of the box like we do over at Reddit

Nah based. I hate that fuckin loser and how he keeps trying to Force the word dickered

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen on co/ck/ and there's a gay porn thread up right now

>>12152923
>no reddit animals

What does this even mean? You better not be shittalking Patti

>>12163613
Cheers mate, very mature of you.

>>12163637
Hello, fag police? Yeah, OP’s off his medication and frothing at the mouth again.

>>12162792
fun fact
cats shitting up the food supply is what spreads toxoplasmosis so if you care about your brain you should exterminate them

>>12152911
Weak thread Mr ahore.

Real OP always delivers impressivly and pleasingly

Why do I get the impression that this catblog hater guy is the same guy as the dickered guy? I just can't figure out the profit aspect to complete my conspiracy...

>>12162771
Maybe they wouldn't make that argument if it wasn't pretty much true. /ck/ has worse shitposting than /v/ which is just sad.

>>12164273
Dickered guy is false flagging to make anyone opposing him look bad, his final goal obviously being to kill all OC on /ck/.

>>12165046
Why are narcissists the worst?

>>12152911
>OP wannabe wants to open a thread for cooking
>ask ppl to post
>barely any cooking related replies l
>10x worse then Patti and friends thread

You can't make this shit up

>>12163300
Mad cute

I like how OP isn't even replying cuz his ass got banned lol

>>12165649
>op wannabe
Wait, do you actually think "OP" is the name of the guy from the cat blog? Holy shit.

>>12165669
It’s probably because he’s been reporting posts like a mad cunt, have a look at how many posts have been baleeted in this thread. The ass pain is palpable.

>>12165966
Typing OP is easier then "guy from then cat blog". Plus you know who I'm referring to from the context

>>12165966
he namefags as op

>>12163580
This. This. This. 1000x This.
OP, if you're reading this, this pretty much sums it up. Your intentions are petty and impure, you should try to win people over with pleasantness next time.