/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12157438
they look so annoying to eat. there's always like 10 different parts in one glass.

>>12157438
Yikes, one of those things is probably 300g of sugar

Never had one. I'd kill myself long before ever going into a place that sells them.

>>12157438
I can eat this amount of sugar and fat when I'm drunk and stoned out of mind in the privacy of my own home, but I can't imagine ordering something like this at a storefront

>>12157438
Instagram bullshit. All about looking good rather than tasting good.

What the hell is it
How would you even begin to eat it without making a mess

>>12157487
>>12157486
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>>12157496
soooo none of u have ever even had one and ur still judging it even though u dont even know what it tastes like....

I'd like to try one someday.

>>12157498
I never said anything about how it tastes.

>>12157498
I’m sure it tastes like an ass load of sugar and fat but that doesn’t change the fact that these abominations are made solely for visual pleasure rather than actual consumption.

>>12157498
what >>12157501 said.

>>12157506
Remember, you eat with your eyes first!

>>12157525
That explains why I threw up on your mom.

>>12157498
hate to give props to a namefag but you absolutely btfo of those poseurs, respect

>>12157506
i went 2 chocolate emporeum and bought my second ever super crazy milkshake. this is the one i got. it tasted very good the cake was good and i licked the frosting and sprinklels off the sides. it was sooo filling tho so i couldnt finish it. i will bring a tinder whore on a date to chocolate emporeum eventually, and i will finish a milkshake with her (its on my bucket list of things 2 do.) then i will fuck her and punch her and leave

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>>12157544
Gay as fuck

>>12157438
That looks like that would kill me if I ate it.

>>12157545
not much left after jevin tooled yer ass, lad but I also respect your scrapiness for what its worth

>>12157544
You had me, and you lost me.

>>12157544
you type like a 13 year old girl

>>12157438
>>12157498
>>12157544
jevin i wish you were dead

I haven't had anything quite that intense, but I did have this.
It was very, very good. But dipping the outside of the cup in chocolate is fucking stupid.

>>12158516

whats the point of dipping something you can't eat in chocolate?

>>12157486
>drunk and stoned out of my mind
OHM Y GOD SO RELATABLE AHH SQUEEE!!!!

Get help you fucking degenerate.

How expensive are these? $25?

>>12158606
35 dollars. 52 + tip for added rum and kratom. If you ask for the price, the range jester spits on you and freestyles greentext about you being a poorfag in the air, and you can't help but kill yourself even if you're a methed up gigachad. I saved your life.

Oh shit i posted the same birds back to back

>>12157438
What the fuck is it?

Because it looks like the standard burgerland desert of “look at how much sugar we can pack into one dish! Who cares about flavor when all you need is something so fucking sweet one spoonful gives you diabetes”

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>>12157438
>fat girls don't know the fit girls who post those don't actually eat most of them
Are they deliberately sabotaging each other?

>>12158627
It’s a prop for you to use while taking Instagram pics making wide open surprised faces, then ttake 4 or 5 sips of and toss in the dumpster but you always tell your poor friends how it’s “omg so good” because it’s keeps them in their place

>>12158635
Yes anon. That is literally what girls do

>>12157438
These things trigger my probably-literal autism. If you want cake and a milkshake, get a slice and a shake. I just can't deal with the thought of soggy cake or a weird cake-crumb sludge at the bottom of my drink. They also just look so fucking unappetizingly messy, and half the time the shit they stick on top of the milkshake doesn't even look like it would be a good accompaniment. Lollipops do not, in fact, go with everything. Ditto cotton candy.

>>12157438
Looks fun for a kid's birthday or something.

>>12158737
If you give that to my kid and then send him home to me I’ll beat your ass

>>12157544
>sprinklels

Fuck this got me

>>12157498
Its not that it will taste bad, its that it will be a pure overload of empty calories.

>>12158768
Yep. Makes adults feel like shit.

>>12157438
I'd share it with some friends.

>>12158821
>implying

>>12158768
>empty calories
Every single calorie needs to "mean something". Can't you just eat food to fucking enjoy the taste? Are you so obsessed with calories because you'd gain weight just by eating a salad? Stupid fat fucks I swear

>>12157544
>he can't finish 20oz of ice cream and a slice of cake
weak

>>12158826
implying what? these drinks are made to be shared with friends, these may look like individual servings but they are not. Sure you can eat it alone, but unless you're a sweet/carb junkie then it'll lose it's flavor high half way through.

>>12158828
Diet is a zero-sum game, so every calorie of non-food is a calorie of food not eaten, and isolated sugar doesn't taste as good as fruit.

>>12158847
>so every calorie of non-food is a calorie of food not eaten,
Every calorie of any food is a calorie of food not eaten. Ice cream and shit is still food.

>and isolated sugar doesn't taste as good as fruit.
nice garbage opinion, nobody forces you to eat sweets or enjoy life, kill yourself

>>12157438
>>12157498
>>12157544
Fuck off and die namefag.

>>12157498
>>12157544
t. retarded zoomer

>>12157438
Only if it was vegan

>>12158635
Fat girls actually do know. Every girl knows how ana/mia works.

>>12158627
It's 12oz of milkshake topped with some cookies, cake, or marshmallows.

>>12157438
this is what happens when people care more about what the food looks like then what it taste like/convenience of eating it

>>12157438
What’s it called and where can I get one

>>12157498
thx for being a trip so i know WHO TO FILTER. jevin you stupid fuck

>>12157498
>soooo
I'd tell you to shoot yourself, but you're not worth the bullet.

>>12157438
>that many toppings halfway down the glass and clearly prebaked
>milkshake itself looks pretty simple and unadventurous
>throw a couple donuts on top
Eh.

>>12157438
Guys these are so fucking awesome, totally worth the $15!! subscribe check out my blog where i try every flavor!!!!
>later that night
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>>12163427
This post seems political.

>>12157498
I don’t have to touch fire to know it’s hot dumbass

>>12157438
Looks like a manchild abortion. I'll never know if I like them because they are just drug filled shit.