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best type of cookie?

>> No.12131600 [DELETED] 

>>12131567
i'm gay btw

>> No.12131612

dog

>> No.12131625
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*superior cookie blocks your graphic*

>> No.12131634

>>12131567
ANZAC

>> No.12131657

>>12131567
Oatmeal Raisin

>> No.12131659

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.12131661

>>12131567
either beanut butter or white chocolate macadamia

>> No.12131679

>>12131567
crispy
fuck soft cookies

>> No.12131684

>>12131659
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>> No.12131760
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>>12131567
An entire pan of half baked chocolate chip at 2 a.m. in a blackout because you were too drunk to bake them correctly

>> No.12131795

>>12131567
Kingston cookies for life. Fuck all yall fake tough guy Oreos niggas! Where my mothafockin Kingston niggas at!? Raise up lil niggas!

>> No.12131826

>>12131684
Damn dude, you must be retarded, even if you are just pretending.

>> No.12131885

>>12131659
Oatmeal raisin

>> No.12131892

>>12131679
Soft
Fuck crispy cookies

>> No.12131897

>>12131684
Jesus look at this newfag. I bet this is a woman

>> No.12132074

>>12131684
bro, it's called a copypasta.

>> No.12132539
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The only real choice

>> No.12133884

Oatmeal raisin.

>> No.12134012
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12134012

*blocks your path*

>> No.12134020

>12131684
>I'm just pretending!

No you for you.

>> No.12134104

Molasses crinkles with ginger

>> No.12134138

>>12134104
Oatmeal raisin

>> No.12134162

>>12131625

Came here to post this

>> No.12134178
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these

>> No.12135111

>>12131567
Chewey ginger cookies

>> No.12135118
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>>12135111
>Ginger

>> No.12135148

>>12134138
one requirement of being a 'best cookie' is to not get stuck in your gums, sorry

>> No.12135157

Flour and oil are mutually-necesitating third-rate ingredients. These cookies are made mostly of premium stuff:

https://holistichormonehelp.com/2017/01/24/double-chocolate-chip-cookies-gf-vegan/

Ignore the bullshit website name, and any sugar will do. Coconut may not be as much better as people think it is. The glycemic index may have been measured inaccurately. Might as well go with Þe Olde cone sugar. Date sugar may turn out gooey but worth a try.

>> No.12135160

Snickerdoodle swaztikas

>> No.12135210

>>12131684
Im stealing this to harvest (you)s

>> No.12135903

>>12134012
Hate to admit it; as much as I love my thin mints, these right here are the best ones hands down

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oreo sandwich, ingredients pictured.

>> No.12136077

>>12131634
oh my god these are so overhyped.

>> No.12136117
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Here's a cup of coffee with some good biscuits. We call them biscuits here.

Rich Tea. Chocolate Digestive. Bourbon Cream. Malted Milk.

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>>12131684

>> No.12136244

>>12132539
Gallipoli best day of my life

>> No.12136248
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>>12135111
hell yeah dude

>> No.12136678

>>12131679
Nigga fuck you

>> No.12136683
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>>12136073

>> No.12136928

>>12131634
This

>> No.12136954

*inhale*
PLAIN

DIGESTIVES

they got that poof when you bite into them

>> No.12136958

Persimmon.

>> No.12136976

>>12134012
looks like my butthole.

>> No.12136977
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>>12135111
Thick, soft, and ginger; just how I like my women.

>> No.12136986

>>12131567
Chocolate chip

>> No.12137046
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>> No.12137205

Peanut butter, of course.

>> No.12137209
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>>12137205

>> No.12137223

>>12131567
Dark chocolate cookies.
Gooey on the inside and brittle on the outside.

>> No.12137253

>>12136077
You're supposed to have them with a cuppa.

>> No.12137260

>>12136117
Nice biscuits mate. Had some shipped over to Japan because the import store digestives come from the UAE and taste like shit

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>> No.12137979

>>12136977
Indubitably based

>> No.12138097

>>12136977
Based and dubspilled

>> No.12138103
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>> No.12138104

I can make some pretty mean sugar cookies. So probably sugar cookies, or white chocolate chip.

>> No.12138111

>>12138104
do you mean the kind with a chocolate cookie and white chips, or a vanilla cookie with white chips?

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>>12131684

>> No.12138222
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>>12136977
dubs are truth

>> No.12138229

>>12131567
Butter cookies. You can have 4-5 and have it only be 200cal and goes great with tea and coffee.

>> No.12138233

>>12131684
lol at everyone replying to this thinking it's genuine

>> No.12138284

>>12136977
B A S E D

>> No.12138795
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Qurabiya
You don't know shit about cookies if you haven't ever tried these (these specific ones, not greek ones).

>> No.12139022
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:^)

>> No.12139052

>>12139022
Fuck you guys, these are good once in a blue moon.

>> No.12139061

>>12139022
Soft

>> No.12139067
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12139067

This thread inspire me to make peanut butter cookies for the first time. I had the peanut butter and sugar in the bowl, but then I realized we had no eggs.
So I tried to sub in some banana to get some consistency, but I only had half a banana. Then I added vanilla yogurt for some reason. Couldn't find baking powder.
So i decided fuck it, and made 4 portions and put it in the oven, as you can see it came out looking like a dab sheet. Still tastes alright.

>> No.12139068

>>12131760
Sauce on this pic pls

>> No.12139078

>>12139067
Looks like burnt cheese.

>> No.12139080
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>>12138229
>>12139022
Nice

>> No.12139085

>>12139067
looks depressing

>> No.12139091

>>12139067
>Then I added vanilla yogurt for some reason.
That's where you fucked up. Your cookie dough turned into cake batter.

>> No.12139094

>>12139067
you forgot the flour anon

>> No.12139148

>>12139094
>you forgot the flour anon
B-b-but the Kraft peanut butter container says we just need 3 items. Granted I was one short so I probably could have tried that.

>> No.12139153

>>12139148
I tried the 3 ingredient peanut butter cookies once and they were crunchy because the sugar didn't melt. They weren't very good.