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New steve vids are up boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTi_MSO9trM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n96m5lB8nzA

>> No.12121706
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>>12121675
I will be watching.

>> No.12121718

>>12121675
Sunflower77 moist as fuck in the comments

>> No.12121724
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I was literally just watching his channel right before he uploaded these

What are the """"""""""ods"""""""""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjUtoQaRfE0

>> No.12121729
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>kebab remover patch now hidden behind a grim reaper

What did Steve mean by this?

>> No.12121735

>>12121706
Is that steve? Doesn't look like him/

>> No.12121757

>>12121675
N I C E
I
C
E

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>> No.12121887

>>12121675
Funny seeing Steve savage the PLA ration but emergency survival rations are all the same and boring

>> No.12121890

>that green pork
The absolute state of China

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>>12121675
>New steve vids are up boys
Nice!

Chinese MREs are my favorite. They're always so strange!

>> No.12122051

>>12121729
maybe because of what happened in NZ?

the killer played the remove kebab song

>> No.12122063

>Dude I ear rations and say things are nice lmao
Quality entertainment yet again offered by 4chan morons

>> No.12122076

>>12122063
that's not......nice

>> No.12122081
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>>12122063
>dude trivialization lmao
'kay

>> No.12122089

>>12122063
>giving soldiers anything but hardtack and lemons

>> No.12122114

>>12121675
The Mexican MRE Video is fantastic.

>> No.12122121

>>12122051
Also had "kebab remover" on his gun

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>>12122121
>>12122051
>>12121729
we'll never know who the killer is huh... wonder why steve was absent for a month...

>> No.12122133

>>12122130
Look out for any botulism outbreaks

>> No.12122140

>>12121675
Is Steve autistic?

>> No.12122234

>>12122140
Not enough since that he learned to not eat rancid chinese food again

>> No.12122303

>>12121675
The chinks will get him killed one day.

>> No.12122312
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Bros I was doing some moving like 2 weeks ago and I discovered this box of MREs from 2005. Should I send it to Steve or risk eating it myself?

>> No.12122317

nice to hear some details about him getting sick. e-coli from ukrainian cans.

>> No.12122365

>>12122312
please send to Steve for proper care and documenting

>> No.12122382

Oh man the TTI sticker on those 05's is lookin dim.

>> No.12122383

>>12121729
Jewtube will probably pin him down and rape him if they see anything referencing the NZ shooting

>> No.12122386

>>12121729
It means absolutely nothing. Steve has said most of the little odd items and patches - probably that little reaper as well.. all sent in by the audience. I am convinced he has no fucking idea what the meaning is on half the stuff and just puts it up there. Someone should send him an ISIS patch he probably is too dim to know what the hell it means and will put it up there.

>> No.12122388

>>12121729
Ha Ha Ha I noticed the kebab remover patch.

I'm from christchurch, the place it happened. My mums house is about 200m down the road from that mosque.

>> No.12122427

Steve sounds less and less excited every video

>> No.12122435

>>12122427
It's the botulism breaking him down.

>> No.12122439

>>12122435
>Steve has botulism
Where does this meme come from?

>> No.12122526

>>12122386
Doubt it. Steve is many things, but stupid doesn't seem like one.

That kebab remover patch was removed because it involves moslems getting removed

>> No.12123049

I'm going to come out and say it. The emergency rations are all shit.

>> No.12123054

>>12122439
Steve getting botulism

>> No.12123070

>>12122386
I bet an ISIS patch would be based.
I'm going to send him an Antifa Supersoldier patch.

>> No.12123073

>>12121735
not steve

>> No.12123400

>>12122439
don't know about botulism, but he just said in the video he got e coli back in 2015 from a mre

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>>12122439
Steve said he got Botulism and didn't have health insurance on the MRE forums on the topic of worst illness from a MRE

>> No.12123540

>>12123049
Yup. It's interesting to see of they're preserved or fucked. I stopped the emergency video halfway through after the first bites..."I can't spend another 7 minutes watching him talk about crackers and chocolate"

>> No.12123575

>>12123540
They're interesting if they have weird shit in them or are completely fucked but "welp it's a biscuit and old chocolate bar" isn't very interesting

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>>12121675
>1944 Canadian Army Emergency Ration
N I C E .

>> No.12123700

>>12123443
he's fujcking canadian he has hedalth insurance

>> No.12123706

>>12123700
>he's fujcking canadian
Nigga wut? He lives in Florida and there's nothing Canadian about him at all

>> No.12123867

>>12122312
Send to steeb1899

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>>12121675
>That PLA MRE awful weight/calorie design
>Made Iron Stomach Steve sick after only a few bites
>Flavor of what portion of the main that is safe to eat is so bad even Steve won't finish it
Any theories on how the Chinese army hasn't collapsed by now?

>> No.12124206

>>12121729
/k/ sent him that and he appreciates his fans

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>>12122063

>> No.12124229

>>12123700
Odd way of saying he's from Lakeland Florida

>> No.12124238

did he get a haircut

>> No.12124267 [DELETED] 

He always hates the chinese ones.

I assume the chinese give the soldiers bad food because they don't like human rights over there.

My celestial girlfriend told me she allows china to do fucked up shit.

She hates china too so idk why shes giving them important information.

She probably won't give them too much vital information any ways.

She is good, man is bad.

The higher power decides everything I guess, if she wants them to know stuff then they will know it.

She decided it.

Anyways, it's not that big of a deal I guess she will deal with china promptly in the future.

Lol.

>> No.12124270 [DELETED] 

>>12124267
Like, she really hates China.

But my deity/supernatural girlfriend must do what is necessary.

>> No.12124273

>>12123889
disciprine

>> No.12124277

He always hates the chinese MREs.

China always gives their people shit to eat because the government is a dick.

>> No.12124281

>>12124267
Schizoposter is that you? glad to know you;re still here

>> No.12124282 [DELETED] 

>>12124281
You saw my post? Don't worry about it. It's the truth it's not schizophrenia.

>> No.12124290

>>12124267
based schizo

>> No.12124294 [DELETED] 

>>12124290
I'm telling the truth.

>> No.12124303

Have you guys seen how much money this guy makes on patreon?

I'm surprised he doesn't upload more often with all that money he could afford mres for every meal of the day haha lol.

>> No.12124355

>>12124303
>haha lol.
Do you really think you're that fucking funny?

>> No.12124373

>>12124355
Do you think I'm not funny?
I also didn't think it was funny that's just my ocd haha lol.

Although, I do think you're kinda rude haha lol.

>> No.12124388

>>12124355
Also I am pretty funny sometimes and millions of people agree

>> No.12124407

>>12123889
The ration to liberate the people's bowels
>Any theories on how the Chinese army hasn't collapsed by now?
Simple, it's not a ration that's distributed universally.

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Lol.

>> No.12124444

>>12124277
Nah, the reason it's bad is for the exact opposite of the problem the US military has.

In the US and China, and really any national military in the world, the actual supplies are made in the private sector and provided to the defense department through government contracts. In China these private companies aren't getting paid all that great, so they skimp out on quality in their manufacturing big time, which is how you get stuff like spoiled meat and half-functioning tanks. In the US's case, the pentagon basically signs a blank check so our private industries will sell a perfectly normal product, but charge like $100 for a $5 rivet because they know the government will pay for it. Like the old saying goes, the government will pay $5000 for a $5 hammer that you can buy at your local Home Depot. At the same time, at least it means our MREs won't obliterate our intestines, and some are actually pretty damn good.

>> No.12124460

>>12124444
Quad quads confirm.

>> No.12124639

>>12124444 GET
It's kind of a shame on both accounts considering some of the Northern European and Japanese rations Steve has eaten are so well designed and have some honest gourmet meal options he's heaped immense praise upon.

>> No.12125089

>>12124444
>Like the old saying goes, the government will pay $5000 for a $5 hammer that you can buy at your local Home Depot
That isn't an old saying

>> No.12125106

>>12121675
Just how vile was that chow mein?

>> No.12125326

>I had 12 rations shipped from South Africa by airmail. It cost me 695 dollars. But if I shipped ground it would have taken 3 months and they would be in danger of heat stress. And for reviews you want to be accurate
He chose poverty for us bros

>> No.12125641

>>12125089
We buy brooms for 74$ a piece.

>> No.12125727

>>12121675
Why does he do videos two at a time?

>> No.12125734

>>12125727
Lunch and Dinner, duh.

>> No.12125764

>>12125727
Something old and something new

>> No.12126117

>>12125764
Nice

>> No.12126419

>>12121675
anyone notice they provide bags for the canadian ration drinks? living meme

>> No.12126540

>>12123400
Iirc he said he got botulism from dry milk powder so he tends to stay away from creamer packs in old rations.

>> No.12126575

>>12126540
Think you're a little mixed up there. He has gotten sick from bad milk, not botulism.

>> No.12126807

>>12125326
Steve carries our sins

>> No.12126819

I wonder if he’s getting tired of making videos. Or maybe the stress of meeting expectations is getting to him.

I miss him doing all the foreign 24hr rations. Those are always my fave.

>> No.12126846

>>12122303
seriously man, i was angry when he said one made him sick.
They aren't even a year old, fucking chinese can't do shit right.

>> No.12126991

>>12122388
she snap any pics or anything?

>> No.12127394

>>12125089
It's been around since my father's time, and he was born in '45.

>> No.12127397

>>12126819
I think he likes doing the research behind them and it gives him an idea of what people were eating in wartime.

>> No.12127402

>>12121887
That PLA ration was a goddamn nightmare.

>> No.12127411

Shame there's only been one german WW2 ration, if only because I'm curious as to what they ate differently from us. Italy is a lot easier to get since Italy still has a military.

>> No.12127432

>>12124303
I think his problem now is actually finding new shit he hasn't already done.

>> No.12127433

>>12127411
Video for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc
>The Delta Dresden Factory...wonder if they're still around?
Before someone makes a Dresden joke, yes they are. The factory is still standing to this day and now makes Chesterfield cigarettes.

>> No.12127439

>>12127433
I know Steve has never had the most steady hands but after eating that chocolate he's shaking like he just drank a whole coffee plantation, donkeys and all. Are people in the comments right that the chocolate probably has amphetamines in it?

>>12127432
Well he's only ever done one ration from Yugoslavia and it was before the war. There's always the rations they produced during that decade-long conflict. Never did any from the Operation Desert Storm. Maybe some stuff from lesser conflicts.

>> No.12128560

BLOOM
L
O
O
M

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>>12124412
get on my level
nigger

>> No.12129608

>>12124639
actually some of the best ones hes had are the UAE ones and the indonesian ones, also the french and russian ones were quite well liked by him

>> No.12130336

>>12122312
It's a whole box, open it and send him him one of each kind then enjoy the rest if you really want to send him something.

>> No.12130365

>>12127433
He looks so passionate about it, I really enjoy when he's like that.

>> No.12130399

>>12122114
What? I don't recall nor can find any Mexican ones. Do you mean spanish, portuguese or brazillian perhaps?

>> No.12130483

>>12126419
They give us these retarded near-useless "hot drink bags" in the US MREs too

>> No.12130583

>>12130483
Probably because bags don't spill as easily or something. I mean it's not that unusual, Capri Sun has been a thing for decades.

>> No.12130595

Hasn’t this alt-right zoomer fucktard poisoned himself yet? Ugh

>> No.12130603

>>12130595
Try harder faggot

>> No.12130713

>>12130583
Maybe I'm a sorry with no motor control but it's hard not to spill with them. It's a flimsy little rectangular bag, hard to sip from without spilling all over. I guess it's necessary to have something to put your coffee in without adding much weight/space to the MRE though.

>> No.12130779

>>12130595
Well he did contract botulism and suffered chronic nerve damage which is why he shakes like a late stage parkinson's invalid.

>> No.12131004

>>12130779
>which is why he shakes like a late stage parkinson's invalid.
I always just assumed he doesn't have a steady hand.

>> No.12131047

>>12130779
He’s just excited. MRE fever.

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>>12130603
>Friends with Styxx
>Not alt-right

>> No.12131198

>>12131161
Are you implying styx is alt-right? Cause he's a pretty standard libertarian conservative.

>> No.12131503

>>12130399
He has like two mexican ones I believe

>> No.12131682

>>12131161
>styx
>alt-right
lmao, you would probably think I was Hitler if you met me

>> No.12131769
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>>12131161
>TheRationalWiki

>> No.12131815

>>12123889
They farm their own food in the regular army units because the food they get is so bad.

>> No.12132445

>>12131503
And I believe you're a fag. Closest I can remember is the Chilean one.

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GOURMET WW2

__DECADENCE__

>> No.12133411

>>12132533
someone should edit this with more blur/shakiness

>> No.12134100

Holy shit 1863 , does he go back to the Napoleonic war?

>> No.12134191

>>12124444
>In China these private companies
But China is communist.

>>12123443
Oh my god you were a /ck meme all this time. fuck.

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>>12122063

>> No.12134402

I hope he stays ok since the other part that supposedly was okay of that ration still looked fucked up

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one of my most favorite steve gifs.
don't remember what but something went wrong again

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>>12134407

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>>12132533

>> No.12134879

kek, hundred year old American shit rations are safer to eat than modern PLA mres. God I love capitalism.

>> No.12135061

>>12134191
China is communist in name alone

>> No.12135832

>>12135061
If you read about Huawei, that's a negative.

>> No.12136031

>>12130779
he works out beforehand and is easily excitable

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>>12122388
>reported

>> No.12136099

>>12134191
China is Communist in Name Only. Just your standard authoritarian azn state. Nobody actually cares about Marxist ideas except where they keep the government party in power. Not commie, but still just as hopelessly, irreparably corrupt businesses

>> No.12136103

>>12124444
Cannot argue with perfect quads...

>> No.12136163

>>12122388

ha ha ha i hope it happens again

>> No.12136202

>>12134879
Can't expect quality from the chinks

>> No.12136820

>>12127433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsdTs0aqDw

>> No.12136842

>>12121675
NICE.

>> No.12137047

which vid did he find methamphetamine? i'm pretty sure it was one of those emergency rations but there are so many

>> No.12137143

>>12137047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DykpMcrVtR0
The bennies?

>> No.12138011

>>12136031
>and is easily excitable
good

>> No.12138099

>>12127439
this. he has like 190+ countries to do MREs from, not to mention multiple time periods from each country and multiple rations in each time period.
fucker should be able to squeeze out at least 2k videos no worries

>> No.12138242

It's amazing how the chocolate in all those ancient rations just consistently refuses to go bad, unless it's been contaminated by adjacent cheese packets from hell.

>> No.12138312

>I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month (Still editing - 6 hours footage on 2 cameras..) and did not get sick... I ate this Type 13 menu 3 and got sick.
Jesus christ chyna

Also more old ration kino on the way confirmed.

>> No.12138367

>>12138312
maybe it's intended to get their soldiers resistant towards really bad bacteria

>> No.12138601

>>12122427
That's funny. I just watched the 6-man quick serve MRE video and he said something like "I live for stuff like this". I can't imagine him being more excited than that.

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Was Steve in the military?

>> No.12140593

>>12140149
Nah, he's a wimp fag who would fail basic training which is why he's compelled to larp.

>> No.12141001

>>12140593
Well and it seems like you're compelled to envy

>> No.12141013

>>12141001
Who wouldn't envy being able to enjoy all those rations and kits? You'll never have something that gets you as excited as he gets when there's a hiss

>> No.12141038

>>12140593
>oh no he didnt serve israel

>> No.12141039

>>12140593
Basic jealousy or Stolen Valor?

>> No.12141317

>>12121675
I thought he only really liked Coffee, Instant Type III and I

>> No.12141352

>>12125641
Governments require so much more than you need for a broom. The government spends $75 on a broom so that said broom is guaranteed to be produced for another 10 years, have no questions asked replacements, meet durability standards different from consumer brooms, money laundering, etc.

>> No.12141355

>>12131161
I had no clue Steve and Styxx liked eachother. I just like them both more now.

Also neither is rightist at all.

>> No.12142180

>>12141317
He likes plenty of other cawfee when he tries them