/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12118577
Quinky juice

>>12118577
Can't tell
It'a a secret

Pinapple infused semen

Fry mushrooms in olove oil and butter till dark brown
Add minced garlic till fragrant
Add flour and stir till its not raw
Deglace with chicken/beef stock and white wine
Let it reduce till desired consistency
Add cream, wait till it boils
Turn off fire and add moar butter
Taste for seasoning and adjust
Eat with anything, its fucking awesome

I unironically once came in a soubise sauce
My gf had a hot friend over for dinner who I've wanted to fuck for ages, so I decided that the next best thing would be for her to eat my cum
Incidentally, everyone complimented the (secret) sauce
Haven't done it since though except into some ice cubes for the same friend once

>>12118577
cum

>>12118654
Does that mean you ate your own cum anon? You must have taken some of the sauce yourself.

>>12118728
I'm into woman hatred and love Lord Pepe, anime, and vidya simple as :D
i aren't normie hehe

>>12118577
Quinky sauce

>>12118577

MSG

>>12118728
Ye but I've eaten my cum before that plenty of times so it's not a big deal

pretty much always anchovies

>>12118577
one ingredient is usually water.

>>12118835
btw im gay not sure if that matters or not

>>12118860
It's not gay to eat your own cum
The first time I tasted it just out of curiosity
The other times, out of necessity
Let's be real here though
If you're a guy with a functional penis and you say you've never eaten your cum, you're probably a liar

>>12118577
Ancho chilli and plums

>>12118582
So its not just me! I always put that on my burgers for my family, but my daughter last night got really picky, and didn't want it, so I sent her to her room for the night.

Vaginal grool.

>>12118869
I tasted my cum once but I didn't eat it.

>>12118869
or just not a freak. ive had the thought before, sure, but ive never actually had to sink that low.

>>12118869
>The other times, out of necessity
>necessity
What?

>>12119358
You know, when you've had a cheeky bash and there's nowhere to dispose of the goods
Sometimes the only suitable receptacle is your mouth

>>12119368
thats gay anon

>>12119405
Sometimes you just do what you gotta do

>>12119405
it would be gay if he sucked off another man
there's only one guy in this equation so it's not gay

>>12118577
MGS

>>12118577
knorrs. not even keddin'

>>12118869
never drank my own piss either m8

>>12118738
>simple as
Of course you're Australian. I thought you "people" were rangebanned.

>>12119069
>on 4chan
>not a freak
why?

>>12119518
I've tried my piss before, it was very unpleasant and made me gag

>>12118577
Liquimen
1/3rd fish sauce
2/3rds Grape juice concentrate

>>12119454
see, if you suck your dick because it makes you feel good to suck a cock then you are gay, there is a difference between what gets makes you cum and what makes you fantasize

>>12118577
>What's and not who's
amateurs

>>12118577

A small pinch of Cinnamon.

Cumin. Damn it, the secret is out ..

>>12119551
Maybe you shouldn’ve

It's nothing special, just a quick relish.

Tin of chopped tomatoes, 5 tablespoons of vinegar, enough brown sugar to take the edge off the vinegar, chilli powder or very finely chopped chillies, worcester sauce to taste, bit of garlic, reduce

>>12119528
It's embarrassing how much people need to be reminded that 4chan is for NEETs, otaku, freaks, and trolls. These fuckin normies got me in absolute zetsubou.

greek yogurt
soy sauce
sriracha
ketchup

use it for tempura dipping

>>12119803
Normally I wouldn't, but my mother made me do it

>>12118654
Post pic

>>12118639
Would have guessed that to come up earlier.

>>12118654
oh how devilish

Cum

>>12118869
Never eaten my own cum, never been compelled to. You're a freak.

>>12118644
Sounds dope
I want your creamy mushroom sauce in my mouth

>>12118644

Add Marsala wine and you've got Marsala sauce

>>12118577
Whisky(no fuckin E)
Wholegrain mustard
Thin cut marmalade

>>12118639
You want to know why people hate fags and gays get bashed? It’s faggots like you.

>>12118577
My Special Man-naise.

>>12118577
Ground mustard seeds

>>12118654
you are a psycho

>>12121170
basd and rdpilld

>>12118869
When I was a teen I managed to get the whole tip into my mouth and came

go to the store.

buy stuff

put it together until liquidy

sauce.

ma soss, boss.

>>12121182
based retard poster #324

>>12122373
Oh, to be young again.

>>12118577
it's ...

>>12121218
>seething roastie

you've unknowingly eaten the cum of your male friends plenty of times darling

Love, and sperm

>>12118577
1 part ketchup/sriracha (or both)
2 parts mayo
1 part any kind of mustard, spicy dijon is my favorite
diced dill pickle and a splash of pickle juice
1tbs (or 2) of chili powder

I put it on all my burgers, nice for dipping stuff as well

>>12119460

>>12118577
2 parts kecap manis
2 parts oyster sauce
diced red + green capsicum (bell peppers)
green pepper corns
a little garlic + ginger (absolutely not powdered)

>>12123074
oh fuck, 1 part sesame oil as well

>>12122564
this

>>12122373
Same
Not flexible enough anymore though

>>12118577
Just a little bit of cheeky crême fraiche in every sauce, teehee! :^D

>>12118577
I always put a little nutmeg in my Italian white sauces, but I don’t keep it a secret because secret ingredients and/or sauces are mega gay.

>>12118577
Worcestershire
Ketchup
Brown sugar
Black pepper
Cumin

>>12123470
most people who have secret recipes passed down by grandparents etc have recipes that were printed on packaging at some point

i.e. grannys special chocolate chip cookies are usually the recipe on the chips package from a century ago

>>12122564

>>12118869
Imagine not eating your own cum for the extra gains from the testosterone. Never gonna make it

>>12125374
I put white pepper in my Alfredo sauce, shhhh

>>12118577
/k/

harissa desu