/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If it's a woman probably something shitty like Pinkberry<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="160" height="160" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/xmashat.gif"></div>

You don't get action until maybe after the fourth date, incel. It has nothing to do with the place you go. It's all about whether she likes you or not.

>>12112416

If you have to ask?

McDonald's.

>>12112421
Are you sure you're living in the current year grandpa?
Women fuck before going on dates nowadays, thanks to tinder

>>12112416
At least Rao's or no booby time for you, silly manlet

Consider that when you get her in bed you don’t want her breath to stink, yu don’t want bits of gross food stuck on and between her teeth and you don’t want her lips to be some greasy gross mess. IMO just go with frozen yogurt or desert somewhere

>>12112421
>clearly knows nothing about women
>calls OP "incel"
yikes

>>12112431
>>12112418
>tfw pinkberry is most likely the best choice because /ck/ is 50% women

>>12112416

A locally hole in the wall Mexican restaurant with a cult reputation followed by froyo

Your local frozen cum establishment.

>>12112421

>"You don't get action until maybe after the fourth date, incel."
>Literally had a phase where I cum in sluts in their car an hour after meeting them

If you're only getting some after the fourth date you're literally worse than an incel, you pathetic bastard. They're not paying to hopefully bang some girl at least. It's all about whether she likes you or not.

>>12112416
Dine & dash

>>12112416
tesco meal deal

>>12112421
>maybe after 4th
big yikes famalam

I'd say you can swing taco bell for cheap date food if she's chill. But probably chipotle as a "nice" cheap price range.

>>12112416
no food
bitches don't fuck after a meal
ask her when she's having dinner
tell her you'll meet her after that
go for drinks

Jollibee

>>12112416
Some faggot indie coffee place. Go there a few times beforehand and leave nice tips to soften the enemy fighters. Try the trendy shit so you can be like (for example) “if you like a grittier, more Turkish coffee, you might like the French press. Otherwise the local_cool_thing pourover is great. But I mean if you’re more into the Euro stuff the Cappuccino is really good.”

When you’re with her, make it seem like you’d be doing whatever thing you’re doing without her.

>>12112682
Strictly speaking this is 100% true. But do you want a bitch like that or one that makes you hop through a bunch of elaborate hoops? Having been on both sides of the fence, I say try to find the latter, and just jump through the fucking hoops, it’s actually kind of fun.

>>12112688
she's doing someone else while you're busy doing that

>>12112764
she's doing someone else while you're busy doing that

>>12112416
ice cream

>>12112421
>this is what beta bux bois actually believe

>>12112416
Two $2 tall PBR’s at Ye Old Saloon then a walk down main street to Cometburger for some greasy late night burgers and fries.

>>12112515
based and nigpilled

>>12112764
While this is true it will get you laid it's only because she's tipsy.

>>12112416
>guaranteed to get you some action?
whichever bar she likes

>>12112416
Just get a hooker or tinder dumbass.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

Unironically some kind of little bakery that they can post up on Instagram.<span class="fortune" style="color:#e7890c">

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>>12112421
lmao what, if i dont get to make fuck on the second date i drop the girl. are you in middle school or something?

>>12112416
Just take her to your house and cook for her you stupid nigger

Red lobster

>>12114833
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKERRRRRR

>>12112416
No restaurant is guaranteed to get you anything, but I think for the right girl a cheap breakfast/diner place (non-chain preferably) would be about the best cheap eat.

>>12112443
you think so? this board feels majority men to me unlike others

Not even an expensive fine dining place is guaranteed to get you laid.

A cocktail bar on the other hand is the way to go if you want the best chance to smash n dash.

>>12112416

>eating food before sex
This is disgusting why do people do this? You're supposed to eat after. Hwy smell like food and have to take a shit during sex?

>>12112416
Girls in the UK love a Maccies, particularly any mention of McNuggets gets them moist. Nice and easy.

>>12112421
gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.

>>12112421
Seriously? I fucked my husband on the first date. Get on my level.

>>12112416
It won't help you bud, we can smell the beta on you and would never bang you

>>12115952
Women expect to be fed and like to feel full. Also how else would I be able to get them to fart on my dick? Retard

>>12117259
Before or after they ghost your dumb ass

>>12112416
>five guys
>cheap
Tip top kek

>>12112416
waffle house silly<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F36A;</div>

>>12112416
ice cream

>>12117900
>pretty name for a pretty girl

who talks like that lol

>>12117900
>that whole screenshot

Jesus christ dude I thought I was awkward

>>12112421
What?? I nearly always at least make out a little on the first date, and by the 3rd at least I’m getting into her pants

>>12117932
>"dating" whores

Just pay for a hooker, itll be cheaper.

>>12112416
Any place that serves these ;).

>>12115952
Plebeian:
>eating before sex
Average-tier:
>eating after sex
Patrician:
>eating during sex

>>12112421
I've fucked a ton of girls on the first date lmao

>>12113853
why not stay at ye old saloon? they got burgers

>>12112416
Does anyone have that thread from a few years ago where OP took his date to McDonalds after she was being vague about where she wanted to go? I remember even moot shitting on the guy.

>>12112421
>he doesn't fuck on the first date

>>12112421
the heck is a 4th date if she doesnt like you

>>12112416
Take any thot out for sushi and you are getting laid.

>>12112421
Tits or gtfo

>>12112416
>worried about doing something cheap
>assumes he'll get action
Women only fuck guys with money. You lost before you started by being a poorfag.

If a guy invited me on a date to a cheap place I'd just block him.

>>12112416

McDonalds definitely. If it is action-entertainment you want for you and your date you can't go wrong with McDs on a late Friday night in a downtown location.

>>12119455
Post feminine penis tranny.

>>12119556
The main problem with your assumption is that trannies are so desperate that they are always a cheap date, and they're men so they only care about what they see, and not about what you do for them.

>>12112788
As long as she doesn't cum it's ok. Helpful even in getting her going

>>12119505

after getting knocked down cause not paying attention, WHY did he not go at her with his head down and either pick her knees up and drop her on her back, or grab her knees and throw her over his shoulder onto her head? shes so fat on top it would have been so easy

>>12119433
Some people are complicated and you can't get to know them very well until you've dated for maybe a few months.

>>12120053

The troll had a lower centre of gravity +hambeast rage enhancements.

>>12112421
Imagine being this fucking sheltered lmao

>>12112416
long john silvers

>>12112705
You sound like you have never had a coffee before

>>12117900
you fucked up in the third line

>>12121958
Not to mention the first and second.

>>12112421
R O A S T I E
I S
T O A S T I E

>>12112416
As Ice Cube put it: "I'm thinkin' Burger Kang!"

>>12112416
Depends on the woman. If you set your standards low you can find women who will fuck you for McDonald's.

>>12117259
no lie tho having a girl fart on your dick feels outlandishly good desu i vividly remember my first time experiencing that