/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12087391
You tell me Op. You're the one with the book. Start posting some recipes.

>>12087399
this.

yeah how the fuck am I supposed to know. all I remember from the game is like roasted mutton or cooking those crabs from near imperial city

>>12087391
also post skooma recipe you cunt

Why are you the second fucking weirdo to post about this. Go cook.

Well any fucking day would be nice OP.

>>12087391
Not OP, but I recently received the WoW cookbook if anyone wants recipes from that

>>12087391
I thought skooma was a stimulant.

OP posted this in the tea thread, if anyone's still waiting:

"Fuck it I'll tell you:
Dissolve 1 cup of sugar into a small amount of water. Add two cups vodka, 10 apricots, pinch of ground cardamom and dash of vanilla extract. Let that shit sit for 2 weeks to a month. Boom skooma."

Pretty sure the dude went awol.

>>12087988
In-game, it is. In the book, they just included it because they knew fans would ask.

>>12087976
Feel free, dude. Sounds cool.

>>12088005
Skooma is made from moon dust which is a fucking powder. Calling bullshit.

>>12088005
Skooma is either cocaine, heroin or some fucked up version of shroom spores. There is no other explanation.

>>12087391
Sweetrolls anon. And show us how they turn out.
Or some of that mead with juniper berries

>>12087391
I kinda want to try this one. To bad it isn't cold here.

>>12088082
Imperial seasoning if anyone wants.

>>12087391
>Book only shows the bullshit weak Skooma that milk drinkers make.
>They don't want you to know you can make the real thing with some cocaine and vampire blood.

>>12088082
sounds interesting. not as good as the hibiscus tea, imo.

>>12088135
>dried savory
oooook...

>>12088152
Screw you the spiced milk sounds nice. Never would have put apricot for skooma though. Thought of it more like absinthe.

>>12088171
Fucking Imperials, man.

>>12088082
>>12088135
>>12088172
These are all simple everyday recipes with the names changed to sound exotic, and it doesn't even make up for it by filling the huge empty spaces with artwork. I hope this wasn't expensive.

>>12088063
moon sugar*

>>12088280
Finally, someone who knows their lore.

>>12087391
>>/v/

>>12088221
Every fantasy inspired cookbook is this way.

>>12088221
These are the simplest ones. There are a few more involved ones for main courses, some breads and desserts. Salt rice porridge is my fav so far. I wouldn't call it an advanced culinary book, but the recipes look fun and i find the LARPing amusing. I'd rate it higher than the fall out one, which just looked like American dishes, but vault tec brand.

cringe

If it doesn't have Potage le Magnifique or anything made by the Gourmet or Sheogorath cheese recipe this book is a bigger sham than Fallout76

>>12088005
Is moon sugar just sugar?

>>12088063
>>12088065
>>12088280
Moon sugar is refined from a sugarcane like grass native to the province of Elsweyr, the homeland of the Khajiit catmen. It is a crystaline sugar that contains potent narcotics and has modest magical properties. The Khajiit regard it as a holy substance, calling it crystalized moonlight. Skooma is a more potent, refined form of the narcotics found in moon sugar, presumably with the sugar part removed. So basically it’s magical cat people cocaine that will absolutely fuck you up.

>Pour five hour energy into big gulp
>Shake
>Skooma

>>12087391
You should try putting that book in the garbage and making real food instead of imaginary recipes.

>>12089366
Ooh, call him an incel next

>>12089398
why would I do that? I just think that if you want to cook food, you should make something that actually tastes good

>>12087391
Kamchatka has the distinction of being the only booze I've poured down the sink. Why is it so viscous?

>>12087976
do they have tracker snacks or stormchops?

if not the classic, beer basted boar ribs

>>12089401
I don't think OP wants to make any cock, even if it is your favorite food

Anyone has a recipe for krabby patty? I wanted one since I was I child

>>12089478
no, he wants to make Babish-tier fagshit

>>12089429
Because of the gasoline

>gaymers

yuck

>>12088525
They did. The only thing is for Sheoragoth is a strawberry tart; momma's good just not that cheesy. There is an Elwyer fondue.

>>12087391
My gf actually preordered it and got it yesterday
I actually like the look of it, we're gonna try to do a whole week on the items in the book, only thing I didn't like the look of was the "horker loaf"

>>12089640
I actually thought that sounded good but for meatloaf, bit those smoked oysters are going to stick up wherever you blend them.

>>12088195
Still not ass bad as the Redguard Menace

>>12088005
You forgot the tbsp of cocaine.

>>12087391
If kirkbryde didn't write it, it's not a real elder scrolls cookbook.

>>12090463
>kirkbride TES cookbook
It would just be a book on how to synthesize your own hallucinogens and you know it.

>>12090485
Well, he's the only guy I'd trust to know how make skooma, that's for sure.

Is it up for dl?
If not Ill put it up when I can, might take a piss long time tho
Also, what the fuck is up with the ant sized page numbers?
If I had known I wouldnt have bought it desu

>>12088172
hot milk with honey
who whoulda thought?

>>12089554
>no walrus meat
What le fuck.

>>12088172
What's in the Nord spices?
Cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, i'd bet?

>>12091571
Not even a single mention of a giants toe either.

>>12091595

>>12090485
>Page 1
>Take 4-10 grams of dried Psilocybin mushrooms
>Eat
>Take 2 tabs of acid
>Eat
>Add a dash of Hinduism
>???
>And now we have Elder Scrolls lore
>Wa La!

Any Redguard chicken recipes?

>>12089448
Tracker Snacks...

>>12089448
>>12092532
Tracker Snacks 2

>>12089448
>>12092532
>>12092537
Northern Spice blend for Tracker Snacks

>>12089448
Basted Boar Ribs 1

>>12089448
Basted Boar Ribs 2

>>12088009
Here's the list my dude, part 1

>>12087391
Spiced root cake.

>>12088009
>>12092568
Part 2

>>12087391
Skooma's main ingredient is moon sugar what the fuck is this shit

>>12092447

This isn't elder scrolls recipes, this is just random shit they gave elder scrolls sounding names

fake&gay

>>12092607
kek

>>12092626
gives nerds something to enjoy

>>12092568
>>12092574
kinda curious about that bloodberry tart.

>>12092640
They already have their toys and novelty t-shirts to enjoy

>>12087391
2/10 I would sue for this garbage

>>12088005
>soak some fruits and herbs in alcohol for a month

Nigga that's aftershave, not skooma

I always figured skooma was supposed to be a fictional version of opium or heroin.

>>12092664
*gives foodie nerds something to enjoy.

better?

>>12092670
Nigga, I didn't write it. I would have included drugs.

>>12092647
Give me a couple minutes

>>12092647
Bloodberry 1

>>12092647
>>12092701
Bloodberry 2

>>12092647
>>12092701
>>12092704
Pie Crust recipe

>>12092701
>>12092704
>>12092707
Nice. Thanks for sharing.

Seems like "add cardamom" is the common step to making a fantasy recipe.

>>12092733
Looking at it, it sure does seem like that

>>12089554
>magnificent soup

>>it's just carrot soup in broth
what the fuck

>>12092707
it's just scotch puff pastry without proper rolling techniques

>>12092892
fucking bretons

>>12092911
Hey man I didn't write the book

>>12092676
Nerds should not be allowed to enjoy things.
Especially not gamers.

>>12092892
What do you expect from a literal shitskin Orsimer?

>>12092966
>"This Breton dish"
Orsimer.

I have a real skooma recipe
100g Crack
200g Meth
8oz redbull

Make the drugs into a powder then dissolve in the redbull until the carbonation is out and there's a finely mixed solution of drink. Cool then drink.

It will definitely speed you up at the cost of intelligence.

>>12092574
lemme get that mofuckin MOONGLOW

>>12093250
>drinking skooma
Naw dude. You want to hit that shit real hard.

>>12089543
an hero pls anon.

>>12092592
Are you retarded or what

>tfw want to cook but I'm just too depressed and have gone through 4 bottles of sleeping tree sap

Who here tes al/ck/ general?

>>12087391

OP here. That "Skooma" recipe is going to take a while. 2-3 weeks, my foot! but I did try the Elswyr Fondue yesterday. It was pretty good. Had some italian bread and pretzels to dip in it.

>>12094672

No spoiler tabs eh? That sucks...

>>12092733

Yeah, Theres alot of recipes that includes Cardamom. That shit's like 10 dollars. At least a good 1/4 recipes uses it though.

>>12093338
I’ll get you when I get home from work my dude

>>12094699
>Cardamom
>$10

The fuck brand you buying?

>>12092892
It is French. The book implies that you should experiment with this recipe; it's more of a base.

It's an intermediate cooking book that uses themed ingredients and gets you to experiment. For what it is, it's nice. I want to make the nut bread soon.

>>12094672
sounds tasty, anon.

Isn't skooma the equivalent of crack basically?

>>12088316
Based. Nothing wrong with a bit of LARPing. Just don't let other human beings know.

>>12095034
That loaf sounds kinda dumb. It's basically just a trail mix held together by some eggs. I'd at least replace a cup of oats by flour and add a bit of baking powder to get some basic dough going.

>>12096019
Your not entirely wrong, but it just sounds tasty to me. I bought up a whole bunch of trail mix that has a lot of tropical fruit and coconut mixed into it and I'm going to throw it into try to use. If it comes out good, would be dank with some salted cream cheese.

I think it's a variant on Nordic seed loaf.

https://youtu.be/BzxmIdw5oDc

>>12092568
>crispy bat wings
if the recipe does not call for literal bat wings as an ingredient, then fuck this book.

>buying a gimmick recipe book with shit recipes with stupid names and dumb ingredients
TODD HOWARRRRRRRRRD.

bumpy

>>12093338
>>12094881

Here you go

Gay

>>12087391
Sweet roll

>>12092626
I feel like the ingredients from Skyrim don’t exactly carry over to the real world so what do you expect?

>>12087391
Fuck off Todd

>>12096301
Who is that

>>12088172
I thought moon sugar was skyrim cocain.

>>12093014
>The Gourmet.
>A fucking Breton.