/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Well they were to stupid to do anything right. Should have supported Germany in ww 2 and now look at this mess!

>>12059772
To what?

>>12059744
British cuisine is a victim of geography

>no spice
>nothing grows on britain, just root veg
>never conquered by anyone, no influences
>inb4 meh vikingss

Chewing on fish heads is unironically delicious. On larger species of fish, their cheeks are the best cut by far.

In Britian, everything must come in pie form

>>12059744
That's nothing. One time some guy baked four and twenty blackbirds into a pie. When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing. Why are British people like this?

>>12059744
I'm from Cornwall and we eat shit pie every second sunday of the month. Usually the person who prepares the pie will also provide the shit but you can get creative and mix the shit of different people together. No animal shit though because that would be weird.

>>12060134
They owned half the world once nigga

>>12060173
when you eat stargazey pie are you supposed to eat the heads too?

>>12059744
more disgusting is that they think it's normal to eat french fries with asian food, wtf is that all about?

This looks like Neopets food

British people are terrible cooks. But they did make Gordon Ramsay

well done jellied eels with pie and mash is fucking awesome

had it on a dare when in London
loved it
wish we had it in the States

>>12060482
What are you talking about? No we don’t.

>>12060883
uhh...

>>12060897
That looks like gravy?

>>12060901
it's "curry sauce"

>>12060904
Probably more common in the North. People in the South can find gravy or curry sauce on chips just as weird as you do. We’re not all one big blob.

>>12060935
oh yeah, the people five hours north of you have a drastically different chippy experience. you drive yr entire country and still have hot takeaway french fries and curry in the passenger seat, you mong.

>>12060952
People have different tastes depending on where they’re born. If you grew up in the South and never ventured north, like many people haven’t, you’re not gonna have a taste for curry sauce on your chips, you fucking idiot. You can’t even get it in most chippies in London.

>>12059744
>How Repugnant
This, but unironically. There's nothing wrong with pastry or fish with their heads still on, but knowing it's british there's no way there's anything more appealing hidden underneath.

>>12060134
>British cuisine is a victim of geography
>>no spice
Yes there is
>>nothing grows on britain, just root veg
Utter bullshit. Tons of fruit and veg. They even have their own version of champagne that wins accolades in blind taste test competitions.
>>never conquered by anyone, no influences
They've been conquered by pakis. Their culinary influence is France btw. Modern British cuisine (not the garbage traditional one) is classical French technique with British ingredients (of which there is a lot of)

>>12060134
>never conquered by anybody

at one point England was part of Denmark, at another it was part of France

>>12060588
I think Gordon Ramsay is just the British version of the God Emperor of Mankind, the collective psychic consciousness of every single British chef merging into a superior godlike being (by British standards)

If you haven't gone to the chippy and got a sausage supper with curry sauce then you're some posh fuck who doesn't enjoy good food.

>>12062304
This.
Even better watching the trains roll in to the Water Orton station.

>>12060134
>no Roman invasion
>no Norman invasion
>no Viking invasion
Fuckwit.

>>12062311
>gravy on fries

>>12062344
>fries
Why do americans do this?

>>12060134

>never conquered by anyone

Open a history book

>>12062386
Don't you faggots actually call one of your shitty meats faggots? Sit the fuck down.

>>12060165
Underrated post

>>12062401
Go and masticate a dingdong with your hot pocket, sloppy joe.

>>12062401

Yeah m8 nothing beats a good faggot while I smoke a fag.

>>12062386
Because fries are literally slices of fried potatos that are still soft. Chips are thin slices of fried potato. Kill yourself.

>>12062419
>Chips are thin slices of fried potato
Fries as in french fries? the specific name for a cut of chip?
the chips in that pic are literally not french fries, try harder m8

>>12062428
Those are literally the fries that I buy frozen at Walmart

>>12062428
Get fucked Tommy

>>12060935
Curry sauce is very common at Southern chippies, pipe down Tarquin

>>12059744
Just friendly reminder this is not an apple:

>>12060935
I've literally worked in a chip shop in Cornwall, making litres of curry sauce every day.

>>12060134
>thinks words like castle, regal, and beef are germanic in origin
You do realize half the language comes from French because of the Normans, right? Hell, your fucking accent is the result of a German ruling over your country and forcing everyone to talk retard like her.

>>12060145
salmon cheeks are wonderful
it's a shame my grocery store finally caught onto that and started charging a similar price per pound as fillets

>>12059744
>>12059744
They do what they can with what they've got. You think people who literally invaded all but 4 countries on earth looking for spices have anything good to eat within their own borders?

>>12060213
You'd want the rest of the world too, if you were stuck on that cold bloody rock

>>12062493

Apple means fruit dumbass. Might as well tell the french that potatoes aren't apples while you're busy being retarded

>>12062386
I'm not an expert, but doesn't it come from the french "pommes frites"? I think this is another case of brits just making up a silly name for something and then getting mad at Americans for not going along with them.

England is based and this shit is a misrepresentation of their food.

White people food is the best.
>b-but le no spice
We have spice, but we dont need to cover up the taste of rotting meat or brains or whatever so we dont overuse it. All uou other dumbfucks never progressed beyond cooking things with an open flame.

>>12063399
Fried apples?

>>12063437
wanna know how I know you just copied and pasted that into google translate?
think really hard about what the french call potatoes

Here you go lads:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie

>>12062344
>gravy

its curry sauce u cunt

>>12062304
Pizza crunch supper with curry sauce is better.

>>12063428
>we dont need to cover up the taste of rotting meat or brains or whatever
I hate this retarded talking point. People didn't waste expensive spices on inedible meat.

>>12063622
you're 7 hours late, bozo

>>12063635

Spices arent expensive in india

>>12059744
Looks like a halloween prank pie decoration

So is everything from Cornwall weird like this?

>>12059744
baby palate

>>12063622
>Not chip spice

>>12063761
Pastys are based.

British food being awful is not a meme. However the pig I am I'm curious about some of it.

>>12059744
Stargazy pie is just an egg, bacon and potato quiche with sardines.

It's delicious. Stop being a little bitch.

>>12059772
>to stupid
nice.

>>12062311
why are brits still allowed to eat out of styrofoam? we outlawed that shit ages ago

British food is awf-

>>12064136
it's just fucking weird seeing fish heads sticking out of a pie. Feels like some adulteration of what is right and good in the world. Same for the crayfish/lobster variant. I'm fine with whole fish, and I'm fine with whole pie, but putting them together like that just seems wrong in my brain.

>>12065762
Perhaps you should read the story and know the reason it's okay as a dish. The oil from the fish heads' cook and spread over the pie further flavoring it just like the fish meat below.

But it from a starving village about to die, but not willing to go out in a suicidal storm. One brave soul managed to catch enough fish to feed save the village. In order to convince everyone that no one was stealing any part of the fish they baked them whole into a large pie they split after.

>>12065573
that's a cottage pie nigga

>>12065786
It's lamb so it's shepherds.

>>12065786
>not draining the grease from your mince meat

>>12059744
>Yuck! Gross! Ew!
>How Repugnant.
an adult posted this.... or not

>>12059744
I want to make this one day, but it's really just for spectacle and I have nobody to show it to. I'd probably end up making fish pie.

British people came up with this long before social media existed, by the way. It shows how far ahead of their time they are.

>>12059744
Southern Chinese people cook some dope-ass fish with inedible scales still on it. You have to learn how to eat it, but it's good as fuck. You take a piece in your mouth, suck the meat out from under the skin, then spit the skin out like watermelon seeds.
Speaking of, Chinese people will eat the shit out of some watermelon. The family I worked for would eat an entire watermelon every day they were in season. Black folks got the watermelon stereotype, but it should've gone to Chinese people.

>>12062336
They didn't bring food, they brought soldier feed.

>>12060165
>baked in a pie
>still happy enough to sing for the diners
Is there anything British cuisine can't do?

Heh hee fucking put that in too ya ha

Every single one of these threads is EXACTLY the same. It's almost like it's being created by machine learning

>>12065863
Shepherds raise and shear sheep, they don’t just fucking kill them as lambs you dumb cunt. Then all that hard work shearing makes them hungry and they go buy a bit of beef down te market and eat it in their cottage in a shepherds pie. Shitmuncher.

>>12066394
Proper shepherds don't have cottages. They are itinerant vagabonds who make pies out of the scraps of meat left on the bone of sheep slaughtered by wolves and eagles and potatoes they pilfer during their wine-addled pilgrimage from market town to market town.

>>12059744
Americans living on British creations like mac & cheese or just praising the simplicity of a big piece of meat with some vegetables on the side, but then criticising British food culture even though thats what we've been eating for hundreds of years.

>>12065782
>no one was stealing any part of the fish
Do brits really steal food from starving brit villagers?

>>12060165

Blaze it

>>12066482
Everyone wants the bigger portion

>>12060134
gr8 b8 m8