/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Start with a whole turkey

>>11999105
>bread machine
D O A M E R I C A N S R E A L L Y

read the directions

>>11999105
Don't you have an oven?

>>11999122
/thread

>>11999105
Throw it in the garbage and make some bread with your own two hands you fucking prissy bitch little tampon boy.

>>11999105
Make the white bread recipe that came with the machine until it’s palatable. Watch the machine work. Figure out whether or not you need to lightly grease the sides of the pan for ball formation, or if you need to help scrape early dough downward off the edges of the pan with a silicone spatula.

Regardless of /ck/ shit talking, the great thing about these is that once you get dialed in, you can get a bread started in about 2 min, which is ideal for the lazy man that still wants freshly-baked bread made with quality ingredients he chooses.

Anyone have a favorite sourdough starter kit?

>>11999105
I got the exact same bread machine for $2 at a yard sale. It wasn't even used once. I still havn't used it myself though.

>>11999381
I’ll take a picture of the first attempt

>>11999161
Unironically this.

>>11999422
You should mix g-fuel into your bread instead of sugar.

>>11999117

>>11999105
My mom had one when I was a kid, which we only used for banana bread. It always slightly burned the outside. Hopefully you have better luck.

>>11999380
Flour + water

>>11999464
do americans really devalue their time enough to make comics to show how not mad they are?

>>11999105
DO NOT put your dick in it. My friend said to tell you.

>>11999117
Not having a submissive bread robot

>>11999637
>BREAD WAIFU! Bake me a loaf of bread forthwith.
>Y..Yes, senpai, right away.

>>11999105
banana bread. but add vanilla to this
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7116/banana-bread-quick-bread-for-machines/
>>11999117
yours shit all fucked up and you talk like a fag
the japanese invented them.
>>11999244
yeah you can't expect perfect results on the first try.

>>11999105
just use it to kneed the dough but don't let it bake it because it come out like shit. I use mine for pizza dough, just toss in the ingredients and come back in 2 hours and have some nice pizza dough that i only have to stretch out. making homemade pizzas much less of a chore

Why the fuck would you make bread yourself in this day and age? You're just looking for ways to waste time and jerk yourself off over something being "homemade" and in op's case it would be a stretch to even call it that. Fucking gay hipster shit

>>11999607
we have a lot free time since we don't have to kneed dough for hours a day. Seems like time well spent since it clearly get under you skin

>>12000178
No, not even close. Homemade bread is actually bread unlike the foam sponge that they sell at the store. and don't give me that "go to a bakery" BS because that makes you the hipster fag if you think it acceptable to pay $7 for $0.50 worth of bread

>>12000195
this

>>11999105
>bread machine
only use it to knead dough. After it finishes kneading, shape the dough and put it in a oiled breadpan sprinkled with cornmeal. then let it rise in a tupperware container, you won't need to double proof the bread machine dough, which is great! I also suggest that you cover the bread in tinfoil. I don't bake loaves much anymore, only bagels.
And if the seal starts to leak, pre-mix the water for the recipe with some flour (from recipe) to make it into a wet dough, then pour it into the machine, then add the rest of the dough and let it knead.
My bread machine seal is completely gone because I ripped it out because pieces of it will coming off and getting into the dough, yet it still kneads bread fine because I never put water in it anymore. Dry dough stuck in the hole acts like a seal of sorts.

>>12000203
exactly, its just convenient for kneading
>>12000169

>>12000203
>well, at least I make slightly better bread than plastic wrap sponges
Good, you have the potential to evolve further.

>>11999105
The recipes it came with probably suck. This one works well in my machine, though cut the amount of sugar to about half .https://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/bread-machine-bread-easy-as-can-be-recipe

There is a button on that site to convert recipes to weight. Using a scale will help with consistent results.

Bread machines create loaves with really thick bottom crusts. If you don't like that, you can use the machine to mix and bake bread in an oven.

>tfw when punching down bread machine dough by hand and forgetting there is a hook at the bottom

>>12000195
I value my time too much to waste it making fucking bread like I'm some housewife in the 1700's. Grow a spine and get some sense of self you pathetic faggot. Or, just kill yourself.

>>12000394
>comes to the cooking board and berates others for cooking

I fucking hate this place

>>11999580
Came out good