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>be deep freezer
>quit because Chinese
>owner throws out pork
>terroists win
>WUT R U DOIN ANON?!?!

>> No.11955654
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>>11955640
I gotta stop coming here.

>> No.11955658
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The United States of America is the only nation that bans growth hormones in pork. Additionally the Unido Estados Americanos only bans growth hormones in pigs, not cattle, not chickens, nothing but pork.

Pork is banned in Judaism and Islam. Tell me again how this isn't a christian nation?

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>>11955654
I'm just getting started

>> No.11955675

>>11955662
What to do with this sweet sausage nectar...

>> No.11955693
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>>11955640
2 more pounds of pork should suffice for now...

>> No.11955706

>hey guys look im killing myself with nitrates

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>>11955706
wut...?

>> No.11955748

>>11955706
You have my interest /fit/ says nitrates are life.
so wtf mate?

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>>11955654
Damn it feels good to be a burger

>> No.11955791

>>11955779
are you going to stick them up your ass now

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>>11955791
NO you transvestite
I have eggs for that...

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>>11955791
On the subject of eggs, this is probably the most eggs you'll ever see at once in your entire life

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>>11955706
look at that pork
LOOK AT IT

>> No.11955944

>>11955779
merica fuck yeah gotta rape those terrorist assholes sausage yes rata yes gotta fly die to yes

>> No.11955985

>>11955863
>Only 60 eggs per box
I buy that much per visit to Costco. I'v seen boxes with 100+ eggs each

>> No.11956014

>>11955985
I need that inside of me
no homo

>> No.11956025

Hey, you did it OP, great job :)

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>>11956025
Are you hitting on me?

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>>11956025
Legit post HAIER is shit

>> No.11956076

>>11956046
Dude, I'm not into dudes dude. Like, for real dude. I'm happy for you, but please don't keep asking me if I'm into dudes man, because its NOT cool, alright dude?

>> No.11956082

>>11956076
dude
brah
no homo brah
not like that dude
sorry brah

>> No.11956087

>>11956076
>>11956082
Just fuck already

>> No.11956093

>>11956076
brah
is /ck/ sfw, buddy?
because I'll show my gal pal, pal.
If you know what I mean friend.

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>>11956087
I already got fucked once tonight

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>>11956087
>I already got fucked once tonight pt. 2

>> No.11956137

>>11956104
Is that a freezer on top of a NAS rack?

>> No.11956138

>>11955654
mmmmmmhmmmmm
oh yeah
potato time

>> No.11956146

>>11956137
ummmmm
I can explain...
see my freezer freezes (used to) on the bottom and disk shelves generate heat...
And electronics thrive in cold environments...

>> No.11956156

>>11956146
That's probably why your freezer broke. Freezers and refrigerators don't agree with things that produce heat being near them. Read the fucking manual

>> No.11956169

>>11955640
uhhhhh...I made some pasta today.
The sauce consisted of pork sausage, white wine, bleu cheese, heavy cream, garlic, and oregano.

I suppose that, in my own way, I helped save America today.

>> No.11956191

>>11956169
white anything and sausage pasta is a recipe for girls to try

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>>11956137

>> No.11956209

>>11956196
It's not /g/. It's common sense. A freezer is something trying to move heat away from itself which works against the natural flow of heat and then you add heat back into the freezer making it work twice as hard.

>> No.11956223

>>11956209
The disk shelves are unplugged.
they're just drive tray holders for my actual SAN
AND the cheapest thing I had to elevate the freezer and not grow mold between it and the carpet.

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>>11955640
As the potatoes scream NO! NO! NO!
All I hear is yes
Yes!
YES!

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>>11956169
Here's some spicy alredo sausage for the waifu
don't forget to fry the pasta in the sausage grease after cooking senpai.
It's the secret to greatness desu.

If I used those jap terms right I should really log off for good...

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>>11956292
poh tay toe update

p.s. bumping the porn off /ck/

>> No.11956413

>>11955640

this is america

p.s. bumping the porn off /ck/

>> No.11956439

>>11955640
Serious question /CK/
How do I make my potatoes hard and not mushy?
I figured frying in olive oil, but I think I used too low a heat. So now what?
Broil?!

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>>11956439
Broil it is!
thanks /ck/!

>> No.11956553

>>11956488
onto the white gravy of tonight's endeavors into culinary arts