/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11935910
This is now a Claire thread

Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

The superior Chef John, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh.

https://youtu.be/dthEs8bg83U

>>11935910
I'd imagine her braps are sweet, honey like
>>11935917
While Claire's are like a stiff, strong drink, they could knock you on your ass.

Both would be overall enjoyable and would not complain about receiving either.

>>11935929
No one is asking you to participate you fucking mongoloid

>>11935943
>old geordie bloke
Thanks for the link anon

Claire. <3

>>11935910
good taste, my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-wat3TSQqY

>>11935910
>>11935917
They both have such pretty faces. I wonder if they've ever kissed each other on the lips.

Chef Jack cooking with the blues. Watch a man eat himself to death

>>11935917
>TFW a girl with the same name broke your heart so you can't ever enjoy claire posting anymore.

>>11935975

nice

For me?
It's gotta be Jack. The best cooking series you'll ever watch.

Does Brad cuck his wife with Claire?

>>11935910
I’d like to see her get blacked

>>11935910
The ultimate /ck/ waifu

>>11936066
i watched his video for the first time today. i actually liked it and i wasn't expecting to considering how much he personifies the reddit soiboi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BagY2Mnz-TU&list=PLopY4n17t8RBPegla4FpKGfKt-bEJX163
kino video though

>>11936039
There was that incident involving, I quote, "Brad tongue-punching Claire's fart box"....

>>11936000
I'm sorry anon. I know that feel. Nice digits

>>11935975

need more

>>11935910
The indian girl is a terrible cook and doesn't really know shit but I'd hatefuck her.

who was that qt girl who made easy boxed dinners that /ck/ ended up scaring off?

can anyone recommend a youtuber for a beginner chef, but not an absolute beginner. i can't really find anything that's level appropriate for me. A lot of what i'm finding is geared towards making black-truffle fermented-garlic miso soup and other impractical meme shit i'm never going to make. The "beginner" stuff out there is mostly just for absolute retards and is like explaining how to cook a chicken breast or made fried eggs.
and thanks, bros. have a cute molly as a sign of my gratitude.

Only Chef John.

>>11936187
>microwaving potatoes
yikes but yeah I still would

Make way for the true youtube chef

>>11935979
Claire does not have a pretty face

Claire is a grade A waifu

>>11937061
>pretending to be dumb on the internet

>>11935910
I would watch cooking with dog all day.

>>11936039
Jesus christ he's punching below his weight. Claire might actually have a shot guys.

>>11935980
why does he say that? is that his little catch phrase or something? do you think he says that off camera randomly?

>>11936378
chef john maybe?

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top... Everybody twist

I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little jewish princess
With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights

>>11937123
That was beautiful anon.

>>11937101
unironically what i thought when i saw this pic.
brad probably cucks her on the reg with the interns and shit.

>>11937123
B A S E D
A
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>>11936378
What do you mean beginner chef? The main difference between absolute tard and decent home cook is if you can follow a recipe and have a basic knowledge of spices. So food wishes and Gordon Ramsay's cooking videos are good places as the recipes are easy but aren't for complete tards.

>>11937270
thanks anon i'll check them out. i guess i'm closer to a decent home chef. i can definitely follow a recipe but i'm still trying to learn the basics of how to create a flavor profile. i'd really like some info on what flavors pair well with one another. if you have one flavor to predominant, how can you balance that out.

>>11936039
Wholesome couple

>>11936000
Faggot

>>11937123
Underated

>>11935917
>>11937062
why does she look cute in these 2 but awful in >>11937123?
is it a weird angle or did she put on like an extra 15 pounds?

tfw ForeverAlone abandoned her channel within weeks of /ck/ finding out about her and filed copyright notices here so now we can't even post her image anymore.

>>11936024
sauce

>>11937123
Daring

>>11937328
ask and ye shall receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X9p8Qi-0c&t=300s

Alix from Tasty. Like everyone else working there she has zero clue about how to cook but she is painfully thicc.

>>11937123

Not favorite but has a qt asian girl making food using traditional methods(?)
Dianxi Xiaoge

>>11937168
It's a Frank Zappa song -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

>>11937062

She's a definite 6/10, you lonely wankers

why did my molly thread get deleted yesterday?

>>11937049
I miss Francis

>>11936059
day of the rope

>>11935910
God Molly's sense of style is atrocious

>>11936378
Go download every season of good eats. Get stoned, watch, learn, experiment,tweak.

>>11935910
>>11935917
I want Good Mommy and Evil Mommy at the same time.

>>11935910
For me it's Featureman.

>>11937328
correct, also the proprietor of the Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste.
all around very skilled and very much /ourguy/

>>11936187
all she makes is shitty indian pleb food so who cares, she's pretty cute and has a nice voice.

>>11936378
alton brown good eats
ramsey's cooking vids that don't have meme production
jamie oliver is actually decent especially if you can't look past his verbal tics and cringe
food wishes is great for specific recepies
pepin even if many of his recipies are very retro

>>11935980
I like this guy. It's like watching my fatass uncle cook.

>>11938298
Based and quitegoodpilled

>>11935910
For me it's the butter churning girl. You know the one. She's the cutest.

>>11938093
because you forgot to hit the "payoff jannies" button when making you'r post
I see who made this thread isn't cheap

>>11937123
NA NA NA NA NA

>>11938126
sounds like you've already been blacked.

>>11935910
For me it's Paul Bocuse INA archives

>>11935910
good taste
have a rare molly from when i found her old myspace

>>11938729
nice tiddy

>>11938729
I wish she'd wear that number instead of the burlap we're forced to endure these days.

>>11935910
for me it's Claire "mommy bear" Saffitz.

>these bitches trying to compete with real semen demons

>>11935975
Fuck... Never seen her from behind before. I get it now

>>11935975
fuck that is nasty bros

yall gotta get off the webs

The only food YouTuber that matters. RIP in peace sweet prince

>>11938818
he dead?

>>11938811
t. low t

For me, it's Brad

>>11935910
It's obviously mark wiens, you can close the thread now. No other posts will matter.

>>11937291
Ramsay’s videos can be great because he gives a lot of pro tips that make a big difference in both taste and presentation. Most of his recipes can be made with a cutting board and don’t rely on exact quantities of ingredients which really speaks to how real cooking is about using your own pallet to judge quantity rather than making it a mechanical process like so many recipes.

>>11935917

>>11938944
It feels like he would eat shit on a stick and make the same face.

>>11938312
She doesn't even make indian pleb food, she makes shitty americanized indian pleb food.

>>11938960
god those grey streaks are aesthetic as fuck

>>11938936
legends say his beard smells like brie

i know, i know
you didnt learn the best language in your youth, so you cant understand him and see his genius.

Der boy Know Plug am cooken

>>11937843
>just looked her up
you have good taste, anon

>>11938030
damn this channel is comfy as hell. thanks for sharing, anon.
also anyone want to post the channel with the asian girl with giant tits?

>>11938642
>You know the one
no we don't

>>11939125
nevermind, post redacted. just saw her without makeup.
girls are scary, bros

>>11938823
>let's get this steve out onto a morgue slab
>nice

>>11938823
People are freaking out because he hasn't uploaded in like 2 months, they don't realize the dude does other stuff than buy and open mre's

>>11936039
No but babish cucks brad by hiring vinny.

>>11936039
>beardless brad

>>11936039
>>11938936
poor Brad seems to be on his way out of Bon Appetit. He's no longer the test kitchen manager

>>11939609
too much character - making other people there seem more boring

>>11939018
No, they do make and sell those sandwiches in India. They obviously have Western influence, but you don't have to be white to be influenced by foreign culture.

>>11939609
He's always out on location shooting hot content so maybe they needed a less jet-setting manager to keep an eye on Carla and her wily ways.

>>11937049
>>11938118
It still hurts

>>11938093
You know why.

>>11938729
She used to be a major slut.

>>11939827
>someone else's dog died....
>it still h-hirts
dude you are an actual faggot though

>>11940602
>lacks ability to feel empathy
>thinks it makes him le epic tough guy
cringe autist

I found out where she lives, she rarely leaves the house, poor thing

>>11940609
You mean sympathy. You can empathise without actually sharing the emotions you empathise with.

>>11940700
>retarded shit
empathy is understanding the emotion, sympathy is having emotion for someone elses emotion.

>>11940706
So you agree.

>>11940700
don't know why i'm even bothering to respond to this stupid shit but here you go
>empathy - the ability to understand and share the feelings of another.
>sympathy - the formal expression of pity or sorrow for someone else's misfortune
i said what i meant.

>>11935910
Nikocado Avocado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d89DTjhqAGc

>>11935910
Not really Youtube but i like Martin Yan

>>11940749
Did you run all the way to definition twelve to pull up that definition of sympathy? Highly disingenuous. What >>11939827 is demonstrating is not empathy. There is no understanding, only emotion. It is sympathy.

>>11940685
you should order stuff for her to encourage her to get out more, like outfits in her size, and matching underwear, don't forget to send a letter telling her she would look nice in the outfit outside alone in an alleyway.

>>11940778
it was literally part of the first definition on google, retard. pic related.

you can make the case for either word being appropriate. Anon demonstrated empathy, because even though his dog did not die, he was able to imagine or know from past experience what that feels like. When we see videos of animals being abused, we feel sad even though the abuse is not happening to us. This is what we call empathy.
Sympathy denotes that one feels sad or at least expresses pity because of another person's sorrow. This could also apply to what anon said depending on your interpretation of his post.

I specifically chose the word "empathy" because another autist anon called him a faggot for feeling sad because of the passing of Francis. Autists are able to "pass" at sympathy because they can recognize social patterns and deduce that sympathy would be appropriate. However, they struggle with truly understanding and expressing empathy.

I'm honestly embarassed with myself that i took the time to spell all of this out for you, anon. anyway, thanks for reading my blogpost, guys.

>>11940766
this video disgusts me on a raw and visceral level

>>11936039
>ywn have a readhead gf

>>11938729
lol
based

>>11935910
>>11935917
>ywn have a chubby chef mommy gf that is less attractive than you but you love anyway because she is grounded and also loves you for who you are

>>11935910
she looks like a cult member and shes not claire

Chef John is the only youtube cook worth watching. Why? Because he films the fucking food and not his face, like 99% of others do.

I want to see food and not some fucking normie sticking his dusgusting face into the camera. This is also the reason why I hate this stupidly grinning hapa and the chad with the bandana so much.

>>11940870

Which youtube chef should I actually watch if I just started cooking for myself? I mostly have been using my mom's old recipebooks.

>>11937843
I want to fuck her and make my girlfriend watch. So fucking thick. Made for black cock.

>>11936378
Here are my favorite 2 (see related websites)

Simply Recipes:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnflmmvUjwcsey2tEEkgf_Q

No Recipes:
https://www.youtube.com/user/NoRecipes

The websites (simplyrecipes.com & norecipes.com) have a lot more than the channels but they both have relatively “basic” recipes while expecting you to have fundamentally basic knowledge.

>>11941000
O man, I don't give them
Both the ride of their lives

>>11940987
>she looks like a cult member
>implying thats a bad thing
pleb successfully filtered

That young french guy. I love how he doesn't just tell you what to mix and cook and then anruptly ends the video.. that doesnt make you to understand cooking, it simply lets you follow a recipe..., but he goes trough a whole trial and error phase and usually ends up explaining to you exactly why something works and why not. You really get a deeper understanding about cooking with him.

>>11941000
>this will never be you
>ywn play with molly's big tiddies while she is braless
>ywn slide your hand over her soft and warm love handles as you caress her hips
>she will never softly give you pecks on the lips and neck with her supple lips
>ywn hear her moan and giggle as you do the same to her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11941145
this is exactly what i'm looking for. can you please give me some more details other than "that young french guy"?

>>11941156
"Alex french guy cooking". Is his youtube channel.

Have fun.

>>11935975
bro i would smash the fuck out of her

>>11935975
i want her to fart in my fucking face, my nose three inches deep into her fucking unwashed asshole, my nostrils filling with excrement, snorting the digested food through my nose, down my throat, and into my stomach, where i catch parasites and diseases from claire's shit

>>11935910
>favorite food
Has to be a platter. 2 different cheeses, some nuts (usually almonds), dates, carrot disks and maybe a piece of fruit.

> youtuber
Has to be Boris. Only cook that I enjoy watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpXanUgokx0&list=PLbS0HkS8Xsorrdr3pPk4lP80tUAzfyxP1&index=25

>>11936187
Priya is hot as fuck

>>11935910
Molly is top tier cutie, especially when she shows her double chin
she’s got tons of old pics up on facebook still

>>11940842
>>11940870
I had a redhead slightly chubby.gf that baked me cookies every month. And made some delicious oven-dishes.

Well.. think i'll buy myself a bottle of whiskey tomorrow to smoothen out the edges of these sharp stingy feelings of regret i'm getting again.

>>11935910
I want to nibble oliver’s Tattoos and beard

Also Steve1989 before the inevitable crash due to influx of Babish’fags

>>11937123
Fukin kek

>>11937123
lol

>>11937123
Yep, this is definitely going on r/4chan, for all my reddit /b/ros to see

roll for molly's reaction when she sees it

>>11935910
Boris is the true culinary tutorials channel.
>easy to make and delicious Slavic cuisine
>comedic videos
>variety of dishes and drinks

>>11941354
ok retard

>>11941001
alton brown
gordon ramsey's videos that aren't filmed in a retarded manner
chef john food wishes
jacque pepin

>>11941421
Reddit af
yikes

>>11939609
Wrong BA just made their own streaming app with a whole new series of Brad traveling around

you cu/cks are pathetic...pip is the only true goddess

>>11940870
>less attractive than you
lyin out your damn ass

>>11941594
>pee-pee

>>11941594
>>11941598
Is she living in a trailer?

>>11938798
>that part with the eel
Maïté was the greatest TV cook ever.

best chef coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpHF9-EId-Y

>"Good afternoon"

>>11942266
*fries bacon in goose fat*
nothing personal kiddo
*pours sizzling ham fat on grilled sausages*

>>11936039
Wow, Brad was even more of a gigachad when he was younger?

>>11936039

They look like siblings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_hbPLsZvvo

>>11941441
>yikes

go back to playing fortnut hypocrite.

>>11942422
and thats a good thing

You guys forgets way too fast https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk

>>11942676
Cared for my gf when she was like this, some complications killed her.
Fuck this brings back sad memories

For me it's Kays Cooking.

>>11940609
uh yeah you're not a sissy for weeping about someone else's dog dying two years ago, you're just a neurotypical dude... right?
wrong. you ARE a faggot because of it, if it's even true. in more likelihood you're just signalling false grief because you likey da fried rice.

>>11943348
>i don't understand empathy so I'll babble incoherently and toss in "faggot" cause i'm an edgy teen

>>11943348
>If I use big words I can pretend I'm not the retard in this discussion
top jej

>>11943374
>neurotypical
>big word
>on 4chan
yeah dude, please tell me you're at least a woman and not a knob jockey

>>11937123
EVERYBODY TVIST

>>11937049
Isn't the same without Francis
>>11941206
>>11941421
Based. I want to try to make homemade kvass at some point.

Maangchi is awesome, and many dishes surprisingly easy to make
https://m.youtube.com/user/Maangchi

Pic related is god-tier comfy factor, and you always learn something new
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCxr2d4As312LulcajAkKJYw

>>11942235
nah i'm not, but keep coping, uggo.
i may have absolute autist tier social skills, but i have chad facial bone structure and ubermensch genetics. i'm also /fit/ and that helps a lot.
plus i know we obsess over them, but objectively speaking, claire is like a 6/10 and molly is 7/10 at best. it's not hard to be more attractive than them.

>>11943297
sad if tru

>>11935910
For me, it’s Rick

>>11941354
Ro

>>11941354
I need to know.

>>11941182
Based and hepatituspilled

>>11944303
ask some of the homebrew bros on /ck before trying it. infected brew is a wonderful way to end up in hospital.

>>11935975
d a t t h i c c

>>11938315
where can I watch Good Eats in decent quality?
I was only able to find piss poor quality

>>11935975

>>11941182
what the fuck

>>11937305
>wholesome
You need to go back

>>11947040
who makes these pictures and why

>>11942278
I wonder why the guy behind the camera switched over from shooting porn to food videos.

>>11947046
it's used to sniff out redditors by their collective argot so we (proud 4channelers) can tell them to pack up their soy and go back

>>11947046
to btfo reddit

>>11947051
>>11947052
upvoted

>>11947117
bas-- wait a second...

found this underrated jem about a month ago. wish they'd upload more often

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCveLJccxIrwgiWE5TIacwjg

>>11935910
can you give her phone number?

>>11942264
trailer pippi is best pippi

>>11947926
911-0708

ROBERT MOTHERFUCKING DYER

HE'S GOING TO SEND THE CRIMINAL SCUM IN THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY COUNCIL STRAIGHT TO THE BIG HOUSE

https://youtu.be/AW-Ye7T9Gl4

HELP ME FIND A CURRY VIDEO

>>11935910
i love Molly!
spoiled Ivy League wannabe or the real thing?

Haha I'd bone that petite

>>11949913
she obviously likes chads, not incel/neets

>>11949921

>>11949925
guuuuuuuuyysss

>>11941152
it hurts

>>11949930

>>11949943

>>11949949

started watching claire because of this board
god i love her so much already she is so cute

>>11949943
Oh yuck, that's way too many freckles. Lucky for her bon apetite career she now covers it with makeup or maybe keeps away from sunlight.

>>11949957
>>11949949
>>11949943
i am impressed by the level of dedication you put towards your molly stalking. Good job anon.

>>11949998
kys homofriend

>>11950005
looks kinda drunk here, doesn't she?

>>11950025
maybe this is the guy who took her virginity?

>>11950036

>>11950048
night after the condom broke?

>>11950048
Oh my. Lewd.

>>11950048
2fat4me
sorry, ladies

tfw you will never have a pajama party w/ teenage Molly
why even live?

>>11950071
them knees

>>11950071

>>11950079
you think they tag-teamed her??

>>11950097
I think they started to, but ended up focusing on each other instead.

>>11950107
ok, that sounds like a likely scenario

>>11938969
>>11938944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4mjW4jpiPQ

When was the last time the cook washed his hands?

>>11935910

Achmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGDhJJYgeNg

>>11935910
>food wishes
>maangchi
>cooking with dog (rip francis)
and recently
>souped up recipes

>>11936187
I hope the ba team lurks /ck/. I can see priya's face reading every comment about her food being shit, but she also sees how much we'd all love to wreck her holes lmao.

>>11937323
Because all of the pictures that end up on 4chan are all the best shots of her there are. Watch any of her videos and you'll find out she's not that attractive

almazankitchen is cool, but i hate how they cuckbait all their videos.

>>11936095
there are faar worse soibois out there
having said that, food isnt more interesting when you do constant "cross sections" every episode, or try to link food to popular media

>>11941594
/b/ has warned me not to trust any women who live alone with suspiciously large male dogs.

Why haven't Carla been posted yet?

if you show anything more than the food and how it's prepared, your channel is shit
it's a cooking show not a beauty pageant

>>11936378
Chef john

Chef John from foodwishes dot com

>>11951596
>some lady trying to come off as a ”professional”
No ty

wouldnt mind doing some molly rn lads

>>11935910
Brad from bon appetit, YouSuckAtCooking, Chinese Cooking Demystified and Alex the French guy cooking for entertainment.
Chef John, Wahchef, Pai's HotThaiKitchen and David Seymour for actual cooking.

>>11944550
Oh come on, don't brag
no one likes that shit

>>11947040
>word that existed many years before a particular website
>HOLY SHIT, WEBSITE
please stop shitting up this board

>>11938944
>Those eyes.
Fucking sociopath

how long before Molly deletes her facebook or at least makes it private?

>>11949913
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>>11949930
>>11949943
>>11949949
>>11949957
>>11950025
>>11950036
>>11950048
>>11950053
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>>11950097
based mollyposter

>>11939041
Das schnitzelhaus am representen been - sheesh!

>>11937123

Praise be to King Zappa...

a bump for Molly is a bump for justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChbbO9C9bO0
I really like this guy's trash

>No verne troyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEbkx9qzGs

>>11955176
>no angela
https://youtu.be/4TxClv3630M

>>11955176

Does he ever state how many calories he needs to eat as a LP?

Daddy jack, cooking with the blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvKc737EfM

>>11947035
faggot

>>11955176
didnt he die?

How easy would it be to actually cook something like a hash in the woods? I mean I assume you would need to first bring everything out there with you, figure out some kind of system for heat the way Brad did, and also some way to keep everything from spoiling. Has anybody tried making something relatively complex in the woods? Do you usually just pack a cooler full of ice and put all your food in there?

>>11939028
you're not using the word aesthetic right.

>>11937328
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>>11938307
I'm always exicted to see an anon whose jack cherry isn't popped yet. They are so pure and sweet and innocent...

>>11938410
I have been folllowing him since 2009, due to his stock market vidyas.
I mean he was old in 2009 too but Its so sad how hard he aged.
Will happen to us all brothers (at least to those of us who are luck enough to survive that long)

>>11935910
>>11935977
Jesus fucking Christ...

>>11937291
Not videos, but check out Serious Eats (they do have videos, but their site is way more informative). Detailed recipes with a breakdown on why they work, substitution ideas, etc. They're good at giving you all the information you need to take the ball and run with it.

>>11937326
Oh fuck yes. I want to make sweet, tender love to her asshole.
https://youtu.be/Yij8IPxYUjE

>>11955476
he an hero

>>11955991
Anything beyond two days without refrigerated you're needing canned meat.