/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It smells icky.

tastes worse than walrus cock

texture is unnatural and I say this as an actual, irl homosexual man

>>11921664
>why would I?
>why would I?
>why would I?

>I don't know how
>I don't care
>regular mayo is good enough and OP is a faggot.

I win

>>11921670
>>11921673
>doesn't enjoy a healthy dose of mayo
>likes the taste of strengthened preservatives

>>11921664
I make my own mayo every night at my computer desk.

>>11921697
>doesn't dispute the fact that he's a faggot

>>11921763
but you don't have any eggs

https://youtu.be/N733Ofj2cVQ

>>11921767
Why are you being homophobic?

>>11921767
How can one Anon get this upset over mayo?

I'll give you one reason, and that one reason is all that I need:

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE MAYO

>>11921697
What brand of mayo uses preservatives other than lemon juice?

>>11921793
>phobic
I ain't scared of no faggot.

>>11921815
All of them use EDTA for example
You're cool with synthetic stuff in your food?

>>11921841
I've never seen that on jars of mayo I buy
>it's a chemical with a long scary name
I'm not some hippy freak who writes things off because they don't have a short recognizable trade name

>>11921859
>"synthetic stuff is good for you"
I'd understand if it was difficult to make, but you're at the level of
>piece of poop in food
>eat it cause it's tiny and dogs eat their poop too

>>11921664
ur mum gave me three reasons to give her my mayo. u were one of them m8.

>>11921870
>muh scawwy CHEMICALS
>the FDA is in the pockets of the cancer industry who sell us cancerous foods and make a profit on the cures for cancer!
Don't you have a street corner to be protesting on?

>>11921883
Why do you get so triggered over mayo?

I don't easy mayonnaise

>>11921893
>likes eating factory processed chemicals
Why?

>>11921912
I assume you don't use modern medicine? If you do, please stop, they're full of synthetic chemicals.

Homemade mayo is really good you guys. Use fresh lemon juice and a little bit of dijon; it's a very different experience from the jarred stuff.

If you're just making sandwiches you probably don't need to go to the trouble, but for potato salad, coleslaw, caesar, or a custom aioli, it's a big improvement..

>>11921927
>digesting every known chemical known to man cuz muh medz

>>11922026
>digesting ONE (1) tested, generally recognized as safe (GRAS) food additive in small quantities means you want to suck down the periodic table
This is your brain on Mercola.

>>11921927
>modern medicine
>Bayer, a major cancer chemotherapy company buys one of the major agricultural gmo seed/chemical companies
Hmm, look away, nothing suspicious here, ok? Really! I mean, it's great, ok?

>>11921841
>EDTA

>>11922053
>GMO bad!
>companies making things to be put into bodies buying company making things put into bodies bad!

>>11922048
>"G-GUISE IT'S JUST A SMALL TURD LIKE WTF YOU CAN EAT THAT, LMAO Y DO U TRY TO DO IT DIFFERENTLY I EAT LITTLE TURDS ALL THE TIME AND I'M OK"
Why are you so against homemade mayo?
>fun to make
>tastes better
>know what's in it

Making an herby garlic mayo is top notch on sandwiches and fries. Grilled meats too. I just need something to use it all with. I don't like it going to waste.

>>11922084
>doesn't google every E he finds on the food contents list
How can people be so irresponsible?

>>11922098
I'm not, I just don't always have the time or energy to make it. If I buy an immersion blender, I promise you I will.
I know whats in the mayo I buy, it's on the government mandated food ingredients label along with the nutritional breakdown.
>muh scawwy chemicals are LITERALLY poop
Stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>11922098
don't do this

>>11921664
I'm just making a fucking sandwich I'm not getting a whisk out. I only need a teaspoonful. It's 3am making mayonnaise at this hour is ridiculous.

>>11922124
>energy to make mayo
>time to make mayo
15 minutes, uses the same muscles as fapping. You could've had delicious mayo for a week, instead you busted a nut.

>>11922170
Fapping is more enjoyable than mayo tbqh.

>>11922151
You have this excuse every day, 3am is the optimal time to make mayo.

>>11922179
>never made mayo
You'd be surprised.

>>11922197
What oil do you use? I live in flyover town so I could get some fresh eggs

>>11922187
Look I make mayo when I'm serving other people, but when I'm standing in front of the fridge asscrack midnight and I just want to lubricate a chipolata, I'm going for the jar.

>lazy
>smelly
>wont use

>>11922212
Nothing special, what I have on hand, sunflower seed oil works best.

>>11922234
You wouldn't have this problem if you had homemade mayo already prepared.

>>11922273
I add things to the mayo I make depending on the dish it's going with, I don't want to be drowning in garlic or dill for four days as I gradually mop up leftovers.

>>11922297
I never make special mayo from the get go, always plain then just add things for portion sizes. But I rarely use anything but plain mayo. Maybe tartar sauce when eating fried squid, but that's it

>>11921664
I'm not from US so my majo isn't trash, slav.
I never tried making home made mayo i might tomorow.
I'm lazy bastard.

>>11921664
I tried once and it tasted like utter shit. The consistency was right, but I think I was just using the wrong kind of oil. I tried once with olive oil and then tried once with another oil that I can't remember atm, it was a while ago.
Saw a russian guy make it with sunflower oil which was what I would have tried if I had it on hand.

>>11921664
1. you
2. are
3. a faggot

>>11922865
It's going to taste bad unless you add enough vinegar or lemon juice too

>>11921664
I don't eat a lot of it often enough to make a fresh batch.
Unless you guys got a single serving recipe.
Would really like to cut out the soybean oil.

Raw eggs are poison in the US.

>>11921664
The amount of mayo I consume means a single jar can last me a few months.
Homemade mayo would never last for that long and would go bad before I'm done with it.

>>11921664
I wouldn't use it that much so it would go bad
I can't bother with it
I can't think of a 3rd reason fuck you

>>11922811
I'm a slav and you can't compare homemade to store mayo, it's on a different realm.

>>11924603
Simple solution
>eat more mayo

>>11921664
1. I don't eat mayo
2. ehhhhhh
3. uhhhhhh

>>11924692
How do you make potato salad then?

>>11924706
Greek yoghurt.

>>11924714
You're doing it wrong, I like my potato salad to be wholesome and filling, smooth and balanced, citrusy.
Why do people not like mayo? Where does this hate come from.
Also sometimes I just put some on a spoon and eat it as is, it's my little secret. Mayo is great man. I used to eat fries with mayo as a kid, but was memed to use ketchup instead. After 20 years I'm finally back on the right path.

>>11921841
This! I can’t believe the goyim SHEEPLE eat the poisoned food the demonkkkrats are injecting into the crops! Did you know all that food is sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide?

>>11924772
>endorses eating as much synthetic products as possible
>is over 200lbs
Like pottery

>>11921664
That's a good idea anon, I should make some

>>11921927
This is what i expect to read on reddit

Take ur (((meds))) and (((vaccines))) goy

>>11922170
Gib pot on head japanese gf pls

>>11924772
Enjoy that glyphosate induced cancer, goy

1. Fuck that
2. Fuck you
3. Fuck mayo

>>11921664
Because I don't eat it often enough.

>>11924832
Why not? Did you fall prey to the ketchup memes too?

>>11921793
no one wants to be a faggot, faggot

>>11921664
For about one sandwich once every two weeks? Not worth it.

I love mayonnaise. I don't understand why you people are against it. It's perfect for everything, hell I used to eat mayo sandwiches as a kid.Is it a white thing? It just adds that creamy texture to anything, perfect on any sandwich.

>>11925172
>not enjoying buterbrot at least once a day
How can westerners even compete?

>>11921664
>What do I do with the white?
>doing the dishes
>saturated fat, calories

>>11925206
>not using it literally everywhere
>"the only exercise I do is fapping"
Show pic of your pile of "needs to soak" dishes in the sink

>>11925221
>soaking hydrophobic fats

>>11925410
Not squirting a bit of detergent while it soaks
Seems like this guy never went to college

can't really do it in small batches but spoils too fast to make a big batch.

>>11926248
this i dont eat very much mayo

>>11924813
What a shame, no vaccines and you turned out autistic anyway. Bad luck, my dude.

>>11921664
Mine won't last as long, which means I would need to eat mayo more frequently

>>11926471
Why is this a problem?
>potato salad
>french salad
>buterbrot
>french fries
If you're scared or cant handle fries with mayo, mix ketchup with it 1:1, then gradually take the meme ketchup out till you can go full mayo like a real white person.

Unless you can get actual fee range or farm eggs, I really don’t reccomend this. Factory chickens are often sick, and don’t give you that thick orange yolk that a healthy one will.

>>11927816
>on /ck/
>still eats factory eggs

>>11927816
>Factory chickens are often sick
You meant US salmonella factory chicken.
>inb4 OBSESSED

I don't eat mayo
all forms of mayo is trash and just ruins the food
it's the same as ketchup
I use ketchup ONLY when the food is bad but I don't want it to go to waste OR my stomache is full but I don't want it to go to waste so it goes down easier with ketchup.

Post a good mayo recipe. Because I've never seen a good one.

>>11929594
https://youtu.be/-oMV7t1Ynj0

>>11929632
>not posting Boris' recipe
Shame!

>>11921664
1. I don't really care to do the work or even one extra dish
2. I can buy mayo that I like well enough at the store
3. I don't eat enough mayo that it matters whether I'm using high quality artisan organic mayo or not. Mayo is a spread for a lazy sandwich or a base ingredient in making more sauces. It's just not important that it be precious quality.

>>11921664
ur mum likes my mayo

I did, it was alright

>Not worth the trouble
>Don't use it that much
>The japs have already perfected it (pic related)

>>11921664
Last time i tried it went wrong, so i decided that i'm too clumsy to do that

>>11929820
Let me guess, you can't add oil and whisk at the same time?

>>11921664
I got some stewing and brewing as we speek!

What do I do with the whites, or can I hand-whip mayo with all the whites in?

>>11930145
Make meringues from the whites.

>>11921664

The taste and texture nauseate me. Disgusting.

>>11930158
>"I am not white"
Gotcha

>>11921664
I don't eat mayo. Why are there so many people on this board obsessed with this condiment? In the last day I've seen more mayo threads on here than ever.

>>11930552
So because someone doesn't like what you like that instantly makes them nonwhite? I fucking hate this board so goddamn much now.

>>11930580
Its science, same thing with milk. Blacks just can't handle these things, nothing personnel.

>>11921664
Because I keep SCRAMBLING THE FUCKING EGG LIKE A GOD DAMN TROGLODYTE, THATS WHY.

>>11931789
Actually nevermind I got mixed up with hollandaise sauce. Mayo is much easier for me to make.

>>11921664
Mayo is disgusting. I don't really eat it at all.