/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11917754
top is better but bottom is more fun to eat

I would be dissatisfied if I had only one type. more crispy bits on drums, and I like eating flats in one bone-scraping bite

>>11917754
drumettes because i like the extra cartilage

Flats AINEC

>>11917754
B O N E L E S S

I can eat them with a fork and not mess up my hands with sauce

>>11917754
I like the the bottom better. Once you learn to eat them fast, they're quicker to eat than the top.

>don't have to break the bone in half just to eat it
Drumstick

>>11917754
They are yin and yang there is no one without the other and no mortal human can make the choice

drummies!

Bottom

>>11917770
You have to be 18 to post on 4channel

>>11917770
Just chew harder, dude.

>>11917779
I wish I was your momma

>>11917770
gay
>>11917788
this guy is an alpha male. watch out!

flats have more flavour and usually more meat. plus i get to stick my tongue through the gap between the bones to simulate cunnilingus while staring into the eyes of a young lass on another table with the peircing glare of a serial rapist.

ive noticed that niggers like the flat pieces and occasionally request an entire order of them

t.former KFCfag

On the one hand, flats are objectively tastier

On the other, drums don't have that awful vein in the middle

>>11917819
buying wings is such a fucking rookie mistake, they're so inflated by dumb bar meme culture

honestly what the fuck you expect me to pay $8 for 6 wings them bitches used to be $2 for a 12-bucket back when they were actual bar food but then again only boomers go to bars and they can't cook so whatever also subscribe to my twitch channel

>>11917816
Based and flatspilled

>>11917770
This. Bones in meat are just such an unnecessary inconvenience. Stop lying to yourselves.

>>11917754
Do Americans really eat this?

Top = plebian
Bottom = patrician
Boneless = down syndrome

>>11917837
Post the channel then and I will sub.

>>11917837
>honestly what the fuck you expect me to pay $8 for 6 wings them bitches used to be $2 for a 12-bucket back when they were actual bar food
Tell me about the good ole days before Obama grandpa..

>>11917853
Fuckin idiot. There's a reason why you boil bones for stock. Cooking any meat bone-in significantly increases the flavor of the meat. Boneless trash results in flavorless meat, where it just turns into an edible vessel for the sauce its covered with.

they both taste like shit.
stringy ligaments and coddled blood

The top one has a handle, so that.

>>11917857
You're God damn right.

I always order all flats

Twice the bones but far easier to get all the meat imo

>>11917757
That's hawt. Will you eat my bottom???

Flats for me, please.

>>11917763
You and I are one. I would rather YOU eat my bottom, and with one scrape. I will give you crunchies if you'd like ;D

>>11917837
Yeah, just get some thighs or breast, the only benefit of wings is the "fun" of eating them at a bar. At home, fuck that shit.

>>11917754
its better to just not eat meat
>>11917857
>do amerikans do this!?
people all over the world eat this shit,stop acting like everything is just something america does

>>11917816
Take me, daddy.

>>11917905
Old wives tales. The bone does nothing unless you are preparing it like stock.

>>11917754
Flats for sure, but top wing in pic is better in this case.

>>11917991

>its better to just not eat meat
your mom would disagree

>>11917981
Based

>pick up wing by the little nib on the end
>pop out both bones
>they just slide right out
>eat entire wing at once and bite it off at the nib where you are holding it

Only attempt this if you are a professional fatass. A thinlet may not be able to handle it.

>>11918018
This method also results in the only allowable "full dip" for auxiliary sauces.

Flats to eat the jack black way

>>11917754
drums because more meat, bigger cartilage and bone ends to bite off

>>11917757
I bet you know a lot about tops and bottoms.

>>11918048
I love the cartilage too

>>11917754
Flats by a mile

>>11918076
You are correct because I'm butt buddies with your dad.

>>11917991
>stop acting like everything is just something america does
It's called
OBSESSION
B
S
E
SSION
Foreigners are obsessed with us.

>>11918082
based

>they just slide right out
And you right in, bb.

>>11917816

>>11917763
>eating flats in one bone-scraping bite

That’s such a satisfying feel

Why do you guys call them flats? Where are you from?

>>11917816
Kek

>>11918234
I’m from California and I’ve never heard anyone say flats, but I don’t know any other words for the part of the chicken wing because ween the joint end and the tip

>>11917754
Boneless wings are the only good way to eat wings. Bones are gross

>>11918270
Underage b&

>>11918270
There is a taste you get with boned that boneless can’t match

>>11918265
If I remember, on a jar of Hooter's wing sauce, they called this part of the wing the "flapper". But I could be wrong.

>>11918265

They're either wings or drumettes.
Anyone calling them "flats" and "drums" is fucking retarded.

>>11917754
I like drums more than flats but wouldn't say no to either.

last time i ate drumsticks a tendon snapped just the wrong way and splashed my eyes with ghost pepper sauce

>>11918454
>Tendon
>Under tension in a chicken wing

You sure you weren’t just eating too quickly?

>>11918403
The wing is the entire thing. If you get technical the top in ops pic is called a drumette and the bottom is called a wingette. I’d rather just say drum and flat because otherwise you sound like a try hard faggot.

i suck at eating bottom but i agree it tastes better

Even though drums are more Iconic I think that flats are easier to eat and have more meat per wing compared to tendons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

IMPORTANT TIP

>>11917754
Top has more meat but bottom tastes better

>>11917754
Flats and its not even close. Drums only exist because some people are sick and like cartilege and dirt

>>11917754
Flats

>>11918265
Drums and flats is used at Buffalo Wild Wings.

And I personally like flats. More meat, more skin, and you can remove the bones and get at the meat in one smooth bite.

wyngz ftw

>>11917905
Wings ARE sauce delivery vehicles though, nobody eats a sauceless wing and if you do you're some sort of freak.

>>11917754
I like an even mix of both
Nekkid
Hot

>>11917774
You don’t have to break the bone at all. I usually bite both flat sides where the fat is then stick my finger through the middle

>>11920566
What, you've never had a dry-rub wing?

>>11920613
Nah, the proper method is to grasp the flat on both ends and twist back and forth until the bones separate. You can then remove one of the bones and eat the whole wing in a go, scraping the meat off with your teeth.

>>11920615
How is a dry rub any better than a sauce? You're still smothering the wing in shit

>>11920715
You think it has to be smothered? Children these days...

>>11917754
drums are for dipshits that dont know how to hold or suck the meat around a flat. and if you cant suck that bone dry enough to make a black grandma proud, you probably suck at eating pussy

>>11917754
bottom how the fuck is this even debatable

>>11920740
which one bub?

>>11917770
Boneless "wings" aren't actually wings though, faggot. Just bits of breast.

>>11917754
Flats. The meat is softer and i like to dismantle them while eating.

do you eat that crunchy shit on the flats or spit them out>

>>11920758
I believe they're called 'nuggets'

>>11920757
Suck a drum whilst I get them tits fag.

>>11917770
Just say you want tendies and be done with it

>>11917770
fucking BASED look at all the SEETHING bonefags you just triggered

>>11917770
Spotted the soyboy faggot
The proper way to eat a wing is:
>lick all of the sauce off
>bite the entire skin off in one go
>rotate the wing, scraping your teeth on the bones for the meat
>eat all of the cartilage
>crack the bones
>suck out any remaining bone marrow
But you wouldn't know this because youre a limp wristed litttle faggot piece of fucking human shit that should do the fucking worlda favor and fucking kill yourself and put an end to your absolute meaningless existence

>>11917774
You're SUPPOSED to break the fucking bones and suck the bone marrow out you FUCKING RETARD

>>11921002
>licking meat

>>11921006
Found the nigger.

>>11921019
no faggot you lick the sauce off the fucking skin
>>11921024
kys

>>11921006
ew

>>11921024
Not him, but my white trash Ozark grandmother showed be the wonders of stripping chicken bones clean and cracking them for that delicious marrow. I don't give 2 shits what people think, I'll eat them like that at restaurants or home.

>>11917754
I hesitate to say which is 'better', since each chicken wing piece is simply unique. But I will say this; I've never had a piece quite like a drum

>>11917770
this, don't even care that boneless aren't dark meat. i hate getting my fingies messy and i always get sauce under my fingernails when i eat bone wings and it's hard to clean them.

>>11917770
THEY AREN'T EVEN MADE WITH ACTUAL WING MEAT REEEEE

>>11917770
People gonna talk shit on boneless wings, but if an establishment ever fucks up and offers a deal like x dollars per wing or boneless wing (instead of by weight), then boneless ""wings"" are the better deal.
>more meat per unit
>greater overall mass/weight per unit, and none of that weight is inedible bones
>can use a fork for better dipping and mess-free eating
If they're priced by weight though (or if you're specifically going for the wing experience), you're better off with normal wings.

>>11917905
>he fell for the bone in meme
have fun paying for empty weight.

>>11917754
flats with good fat layer on the skin, on them is better than drums has more meat.

>>11923111
t. Faggot

>>11917754
Fuck those it's all 'bout the gizzard and heart.

I don't like drums, there's too much testosterone in them. They make my nipples too big.

>>11920727
The point is you're not eating a plain wing, dipshit.

Ok how the fuck do you eat wings at a bar or restaurant without looking like a pig? At home when I eat wings i basically eat them like a hyena and get sauce everywhere. I can’t imagjne actually trying to cleanly eat wings

>>11923587
Based

>>11917754
Bottoms are the only ones I will eat.

>>11921002
>lick the sauce off the skin
Fucking weirdo

Used to hate the flats. But have come to appreciate how much easier they are to eat.

>>11924722
Wings arent a civilized food, you eat the fuckers as viciously as you want. And if some soyboy eating a salad gives you any looks, stick your sauce coated thumbs into his eyes.

>>11917754
Both.

>>11920757
Drums are not wings either retard

>>11917770
my man
nothing I hate more than fags getting less meat on a wing and defending it because its manly or something
bone fags are actual retards

>>11926035
>the humerus isn't part of the arm

>>11917770
ordered the boneless wings they advertise all the time at Rallys and they were really fucking gross for some reason I can't quite put my finger on, not going down that road

chicken fingers on the other hand are nice if they aren't super overpriced compared to regular chicken pieces, sometimes they cost more than a whole breast - baka

>>11917754
drums are always more tough. they have more meat and are easier to eat, but the meat has less give than flats.

i would say drums are the fat persons choice

>>11926081
what is that dark stain in her crotch? did she piss herself?

>>11917770
BASED

>>11926081
Is she Geddy Lee's daughter?

>>11926094
It’s cum leaking

Flats are tastier but drums you can eat really easy for a better experience
Also shitty wings usually have better drums, flats seem prone to undercooking if you eat at a shit place

>>11917754
I'm seriously surprised to find that most people prefer the drums over the flats, you can suck the meat right off the flats with no mess on your face

>>11926094
Tyrone homunculi.

>>11920261
what a godsend of a video

>>11917770
>>11920875
i'm not mad at the fact that he prefers boneless. i'm enraged that he eats wings like a twink though. it's like that webm of the fucker wearing gloves to eat pizza. dude, just hang yourself with razor wire if life is such a struggle for you.

on topic, drumettes are superior.

>>11926039
Not based and bluepilled

>>11926081
Imagine the smell

>>11917754
Flats 100% better

>>11923322
>empty weight
You mean you don't crack open the bones and suck out the marrow? Are you retarded?

>>11923322
>paying for empty weight
1: weight is taken into account, why do you think shelled walnuts cost 2x as much per pound than unshelled
2: most "boneless wings" are just big chicken nuggets made from amalgum, not actual wings that have been deboned and fried

>>11917754
Drums have higher chance of getting a piece of inedible tendon, so Imma say flats

>>11923587
I’m silently fearing the day gizzerds n livverds go the way of the chicken wing. They’re so much smaller but so much quantifiably better. I hate that I have to go to churches for those fried + honey butter biscuits cause the rest of their
Chicken sucks

>>11926650
>eats boneless wings like a twink
>by using a fork

What, I'm supposed to pick up the sauce covered boneless wing with my hands when tools exist? Maybe I'm not a twink and you're a retard.

>>11918270
Chicken nuggets are for children. We are talking about adult food here. Breading is bad for you by the way.