/ck/ - Food & Cooking

those are some thicc patties

They look funny. Did you mix spices in the meat? Cheese? Mush the middle in to cook better.

Getting some onions on to caramelise

>>11915904
Why are they orange? Did you mix cheetoh dust in the meat?

They look good but they also look like squashed stop-motion tomatoes.

>>11915928
Put some chorizo and harisa though it

>>11915904
>Shops at Sainsbury's
Shit taste, shit burgers.

What's the address, OP? I'm coming over.

>>11915956
Fair point

The mince is from a wee butchers round the corner at least

>>11915924
there's a sausage in the background.
are they pepperoni burgers??

>>11915904
>2019
>not smash frying burgers
Non-baste and unpeeled

Chips on to parr boil

where you at lad it takes 10 hours max to get anywhere in the uk save me one

>>11915904
I hope you added bread soaked in milk to them, it helps to keep them moist and an egg for binding, else they'll fall apart

Making a mustard alioli

>>11915904
I can tell just from looking that you overmixed the meat.

All done

>>11915926
What about the brown sugar

>>11916101
do amerilards really liquefy their burgers so they can consume them faster?

>>11916101
Perfect.

>>11916109
OP is a brit you retarded cuck

>>11916109
Yes.

Chips going in the oven with some paprika

>>11915988
Do europoors really do this?

Having some manchego cheese on top

>>11916102
CARAMALIZING ONIONS MEANS COOKING THEM AND ADDINF BROWN SUGAR.
I see a bunch of dumbasses thinking just cooking them in butter is CARAMELIZING god damnit what a piss off

>>11915926
What the fuck did you chop them with, a tennis racket?

>>11916101
Who is your little rat friend?

>>11916188
Onions have natural sugars which literally caramelize . Don’t go into an autistic fit if you are wrong.

Onions going nicely

>>11916216
Shake the pan you mong

>>11916225
wtf do you think the rat is doing?

>>11916198
Here he is

>>11916109
No,but I'm sure gonna start.

>>11916239
C57BL/6J is a cute little guy. Be sure to treat him well and give him plenty of food and drink. Wish you well C5BL/6J.

>>11916216
>all that oil

Okay burgers going on now

>>11916274
Finally, a good pan.

>>11916274
Noice

>>11916264
Added some white wine vinegar

>>11916282
Been saving this for the most important part

>>11916300
Cunning

Been too busy eating to post.

Here's midway cooking - added some butter

>>11916260
Thanks fren - he is very good.

>>11916337
This is like a burger recipe from the 1970s

>>11916337
that's a lot of butter

That's a lot of burgers for a party of one

>>11916349
He's apparently more American than we are.

>>11916337
>half a stick of butter

>>11916109
This is the mustard alioli - pretty tasty too

>>11916357
He never said he was eating alone.

>>11916337
>all that butter
Nigga think about your health

>>11916337
perfect amount of butter

>>11916349
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Lettuce for the burgers

>>11916337
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>>11916392
Pretty clearly for basting, less than half of that is going to actually be absorbed.

>>11916188
>AND ADDINF BROWN SUGAR.

Onions done

>>11916260
Rat and friend

>>11916494
Caramalized onions are normally not that firm of a texture, those are more fried.

>>11916109
did you even read the thread?
>sainsburys
>wee
>chips
are eurotards really this retarded?

>>11916502
this is the cutest shit I've seen all day, anon.
I love ya.

>>11916517
It’s a joke.

>>11916505
I tried my best

>>11915904
lol I work at sainsbury's and stacked those buns yeterday

Some chopped up gherkins - a bit dry cause I left them in the fridge

>>11916188
Is this a troll or are you genuinely brain damaged?

>>11916529
You touched OP's buns
lmao what a faggot!

>>11916447
i hope that's romaine pal

>>11916522
make a better joke next time idiot retarded fuckface fuck you you fucking fuck

>>11916529
Genuinely had to go to two different shops to get enough - they're really good

Toasting the buns

>>11916109
https://sweetandsavorymeals.com/cheeseburger-soup/

yes

>>11916109
Indeed

>>11916561
cringe

>>11916568
wait, did you add smoked paprika to the buns before toasting them?

Chips are done

>>11916596
No I'm just lazy and didn't put them away

Finished burger with mustard alioili, machego, onions and gherkins

>>11916704
Looks good.
>>11916601
Looks...less good? More like tiny, burnt potato wedges than chips. Don't get me wrong I'd still eat them and probably love them. Maybe it's just the camera. Need a full meal shot.

>>11916704
>>11916601
Nice thread, OP. Saving /ck/ one cook-a-long at a time.

>>11916704
Nice. Marco and Ramsey would be proud.

>>11916759
So rat guy checked in with a cooking thread. Where is dickered cat guy today?

>>11916714
Full meal shot - burger and chips. Had a last minute guest so had to split the chips but still very nice !

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>>11916770
10/10

>>11916770
lol that rat won't manage all that!

>>11916770
it looks a lot better than gordon ramsay's burger

>>11916770
Okay that's better. Enjoy!!!!!

>>11916770
Good job anon I hope it tastes as amazing as it looks

Wow, a Brit beating the Americans at their own game.
Well played.

Nothing special. Not a fan of meatball burgers with "epic" toppings. The fries are unevenly coated with way too much paprika, and aren't even fries. They are baked potatoes. Don't be a retard.

4/10

>>11916770
that looks pretty good OP, would eat

>>11916770
Looks good.

>>11916926
Lol

there's a rat in your kitchen

>>11916770
How'd "everyone" think it tasted (including your waifu pillow)?

>>11916974
Yes he does the cooking

>>11916770
this whole thread was super cute and that looks great OP well done :3

nice blog

>>11916502
That burger looks delicious

>>11917059
Thanks please subscribe

>>11916811
He asked for more

>>11916908
It was really good

>>11916919
We invented Americans

>>11916926
Okay you don't have to eat any

>>11916239
desu I learned a lot about lab mice from this thread so thank you for that

>>11916781
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>>11917051
Thanks. It was all super tasty.

Had this wine with it to which was great

>>11916768
They had a no disqualifications match this friday.

>>11916768
Gordon Ramsey's kid called it fair and square.

>>11916939
Based anime poster.

>>11915926
>not julienne
Start over

>>11916770
Based

>>11916196
*chuckle*
*high5* anon , made me laff

>>11916188
wow, you're stupid
or you suck at trolling

>>11916337
it look dry as fuck, add some butter

I made smash burgers today at home for the first time, shit is amazingly simple and takes like 2 minutes on a griddle. Recommended

>>11916086
>french's mustard
No.

>>11916188
this isn't even good bait why are people gobbling it up like filthy little cocksuckers?

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>>11916770
quality addition to the board m'lad. cheers.

>>11918303
>Butterburger
T. Mutt """cooking"""

>>11916770
you know I wanted to hate this thread upon entry but that actually doesn't look too bad.
good job OP

>>11916349
for you

cozy thread and cute rat

well done OP

Fucking pathetic how much of a Hugbox this board has become.

>>11919880
you need to seriously just pull the trigger already you worthless nigger