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Bow to the GOAT herbal tea blend
>chamomile
>spearmint
>lemongrass
>tulsi
>nettle
relaxing, earthy, minty with a little sweetness at the edges. Truly patrician

>> No.11913631

>>11913624
based #ad

>> No.11913645

>>11913631
yea sleepybear has a whole marketing campaign for the 12 people who browse /ck/

>> No.11913648

>>11913624
The only actual proven sinus soother on that list is the mint and honestly you're gonna need a truckload of it to just get the same relief the caffeine from a can of coke would. And why would anyone buy it pre mixed like that? Can't you just buy all of those for pennies?

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I like this. mild but pleasant flavor, amazing smell, very good night time tea

>> No.11913653

>>11913648
I actually just got a set of loose leaf bags so Imma try to make it myself desu

>> No.11913659

>>11913645
best use of slave labor: no wage expense

>> No.11913662

>>11913659
>anybody who mentions a food or beverage they like on /ck/ is slave labor
damn bro how'd you learn all this??

>> No.11913683

>>11913662
have fun on /ck/, slave babe
you might get paid one day for the time you anonymously wasted <3

>> No.11913735

>>11913683
>uh oh better deflect condescendingly
lol nice one pal

>> No.11913742

>>11913651
Why would you drink caffeine at night though?

>> No.11913746

>>11913683
maybe the cringiest thing I've ever read here desu

>> No.11913751

>>11913742
a single cup of green tea isnt going to be enough to keep you up unless you're some bitch boi child

>> No.11913756
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>>11913624
Fuck tea, take some pills.

>> No.11913758

>>11913735
you should put on a shirt which says "my mom is a hoe" when going to school, mah little man
you might end up having more pocket money, compare to doing the same thing free on 4channel

>> No.11913762

>>11913746
no problem samefag <3

>> No.11913773

>>11913751
It just seems counter productive if you're drinking it specifically to go to bed. Not like Celestial Seasonings™ SleepyTime® with a soothing blend of natural herbal supplements for a perfect way to wind down before SleepyTime®

>> No.11913786

>>11913742
kek, what a soft cunny
>n-no chocolate for me, it's afternoon!
sack up, soyboy

>> No.11913793

>>11913786
I have enough trouble sleeping as it is 2bqh.

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>>11913773
I'm willing to paid premium for a perfectly formatted advertisement like this.

>> No.11913895

>>11913624
I want to try sleepytime only because of the fucking comfy ass bear on the cover, shit looks dope

>> No.11914265

>>11913895
Based

>> No.11914342

sorry to be autistic but i dont really like blends all that much
simple teas like ginger or mint or rosehip are really nice on their own

>> No.11914352

>>11913624
>>chamomile
Bladder cancer
>>spearmint
Antiandrogen
Lowers Testosterone
>>lemongrass
Neurotoxic
>>tulsi
Nephortoxic and bad for the eyes.
>nettle
Otherwise known as stinging nettle which damages the GI track and causes ulcers.

>> No.11914364

>>11913624
>celestial seasonings
Man I used to buy tons of that shit when I was younger. Forgot it existed.

>> No.11914368 [DELETED] 

>>11914352
based

>> No.11914394

>>11914352
>>antiandrogen
>believing herbs can have a significant effect on hormones
Hahahahaha
Here's a tip for when you end up taking actual steps towards transition, you faggot, herbal hrt doesn't do shit. Only actual medicine works.

>> No.11914413 [DELETED] 

>>11913651
Based.

>> No.11914426

>>11914352
>I'm a pussy afraid of herbal tea
In your case I'd truly be afraid of anything that could even lower testosterone by that one final molecule.

>> No.11914521

>>11913624
>they got rid of their old kino label art for this soulless new label
what the fuck?

>> No.11916175

>>11913624
Why do people fall for this? There's nothing in these shitty teas that actually has reliable sleep inducing pharmacology. If you're really determined to get a tea that helps you sleep at least use something like that yogi brand tea with the kava in it. Kava's a real sedative unlike the bear shit tea.

>> No.11916265

>>11913624
>>11913651
When I worked retail I hated stocking these pieces of shit.

>> No.11917251

>>11913742
because they're caffeine addicts

>> No.11918164 [DELETED] 

>>11916175
Based

>> No.11919719 [DELETED] 

>>11913624
why drink tea when you can drink coffee?

>> No.11919723

>>11916175
I had real java tea once. It was gritty and served in a wooden bowl. I was sitting with some friends outside of a restaurant with a guy playing a steel drum in the corner during a street fair. This young black woman with an Afro appeared and asked us if we would like to try some kava. She said it was brewed for several days and “imbued with good intentions”. It made my lips tingle and that’s about it.

>> No.11919728

>>11916175
There's barely any kava in that yogi tea though

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>>11913624
Their Chamomile is amazing
>work in a call center
>have to speak all day long
>throat would be shot by now without sleepy bear
Thank you sleepy bear

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Comfy

>> No.11921324

>>11913624
>no catnip

Sleepytime had one job...

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>ywn be as comfy as the sleepytime bear