/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LOL

>>11907651
It's a silly comic with humor not aimed for you or myself. I suggest you delete this thread and move on with your life.

>>11907651
That's because you can't season like a chef

Also you're a colossal faggot confused by facebook tier memes

>>11907651
Women sure are funny.

>>11907651
Me neither. Both methods of seasoning are fine but it depends what dish you're seasoning.

pretty sure chef seasons the food before it's plated

>>11907661
I came to post this. The comic would be better served with 'Seasoning Food Like You're Autistic'.

>>11907651
Is she incapable of manual breathing?

Imagine being stupid enough to make a thread over this

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>>11907725
We are superior to women, white brothers. This comic has to have been made by a inferior roastwhore, they have no humor, they are simply inferior.

>>11907755
this but unironically.

>>11907755
Seething ass roastie. No Valentine’s Day date? It’s ok sugar, maybe next year when you drop another 20.

>>11907651
making fun of people who season food in a dramatic way. it's not really that common, although the left one is obviously just referencing "salt bae"

>>11907651
Why not season your food as it's cooking instead of sprinkling some salt on top after the dish is done?

>>11907793
sometimes it tastes better to not mix something through so you get a stronger taste that mixes as you chew.

Seasoning like a chef basically means putting a shovel full of salt into every dish.

>>11907651
Id fuck her

>>11907755
>quoting the whole thread for attention
You are obsessed.

>>11907651
BITCH can't even season gracefully.
THIS is how you do it.

>>11907813
I prefer one shovel of salt and half a shovel of sugar, thank you very much.

>>11907755
Whaddayamean 'we', paleface?

>>11907782
It was unironic to begin with.

>>11907651
Needs some kind of nigger edit.

I dont get it at all. Not saying that because I dont think its funny. I just am missing something. Are these common ways chefs season stuff? Why would breath make a difference or is it specifically just about how close she is? What does seasoning closely have to do with being a chef vs a regular person? Please explain I may be retarded.

>>11908108
Seasoning food like a nigger:
Option 1: Put 250% too much salt than there should be
Option 2: Blame white people for something

>>11908118
salt bae meme + some cooking show chefs do the second method so the cameramen can get closeups on the salt falling, dish, and still get the host's face in the shot at the same time.

>>11908131
Thanks. I must not be very observant to recognize the second one

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>>11907755
normally I hate mass replies but this is a solid post

>>11908164
Lel perfect. Really makes ya think

>>11907755
/r9k/, everyone

>>11908279

True story: I hung out with Chris Chan.

It was terrifying.

>>11908312
I'm curious which incarnation of CWC were you exposed to?
Classic clown-shirt manchild? or horrific smelly tranny?

>>11907651
Is there porn of her?

example 1: seasoning from high above helps distribute the seasoning more evenly because it spreads as it falls

example 2: seasoning is sometimes hard to see in poor lighting or maybe someone has poor eyesight, getting closer helps you see when you have put enough seasoning on

both are perfectly normal things to do

>>11907651
God damn. I really need to start a shitty "comic" on Twitter if this is what passes for art these days.

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>>11907651
Salt bae vs some other autistic fuck

>>11907755
oh sweetie that’s an oofyikes from me who hurt you

>>11908131
>so the cameramen can get closeups on the salt falling, dish, and still get the host's face in the shot at the same time
Basic porn technique. I hate when the camera closes up to the final dish like it was a creampie or some gaping asshole. Disgusting.

>>11907755
I'm not saying I'm superior to women. I'm definitely funnier than most of them, though.

>>11908983
Example 2 is more when you’re using large salt crystals or whatever and you want them to accentuate the taste of the food in specific places. Also so you don’t get salt strewn about the plate which fine dining chefs would tut at a great deal

I mean it’s all wanky as fuck but I worked in a restaurant kitchen where we would hand place salt crystals on slices of raw scallop and shit

>>11907755
oof. did your mom get mad and say no tendies today? you absolute incel. get outside and maybe see the sun for once

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>>11907668
Confirmed for never having worked as or alongside a chef or even within reasonable proximity to an establishment which employs chefs.

>>11911452
confirmed for working under bad chefs

>>11907755
holy based and redpilled

look at all the seething incels

lm@o