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>drinking an ice cold soda in the shower
any other patricians engage in this holy act?

>> No.11892757

>>11892750
>mfw only one arm
>mfw comes out the middle of chest
>mfw I can't jerk off

>> No.11892759

>drinking soda after turning 14
I'll drink a beer in the shower, sure.

>> No.11892768

>>11892750
Nah, but I do like a shower beer

>> No.11892773

>>11892759
beer tastes like shit

>> No.11892792

>>11892773
Beer is better for you than soda and it doesn't taste HFCS syrup for kids.

>> No.11892798

>>11892757
try yoga

>> No.11892799

>>11892773
Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.
Kids have too sensitive tastebuds. It's why they hate things like brussel sprouts

>> No.11892800

I drink ice cold water in the shower.

>> No.11892812

>>11892800
I give myself an IV of chilled saline while in the sauna. For true thermal disparity

>> No.11892820
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>>11892750
This is my go to. My local Safeway sells it, I drink it a few times a year. Regular soda consumption is retard tier.

>> No.11892821

>>11892768
shower beers are amazing

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11892836

>yes, I do enjoy me some nice Bolognese spaghetti during my morning shower myself

>> No.11892842

>>11892836
Excuse me, its called Spag Bol

>> No.11892845

>>11892812
sounds pleasant desu

>> No.11892852
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>>11892759
>>11892768

>> No.11893566

>>11892759
>What is rum and coke

>> No.11893581

>>11892759
came to post this

>> No.11894804

>>11893566
What I drank before I turned 14

>> No.11895952

Gf yelling at me and calling me an alky for leaving beer bottles in my shower caddy

>> No.11895993

>>11895952
But is she a good lay?

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11896383

>shower beer

>> No.11896400

>>11892750
>Not an ice cold beer
Shower beer is the final redpill. I've tried shower wine but the opening of a regular wine glass is too large so it gets diluted with water.

>> No.11896402

>>11892792
a fellow bud man

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>>11892759
>>11892768
>>11892821
>>11893581
Hello my fellow r/showerbeer brothers!

>> No.11896424

>>11892750
>reddit

>> No.11896463

>>11892750
Soda is for landwhales.

>> No.11896469

>>11892759
>having no skills, talents, achievements, he resorts to feeling smug about not liking soda
Sad!

>> No.11896500

do americans really drink their sauna beers in the shower

>> No.11897511

>>11896420
Ben?

>> No.11897550

>>11895993
Yeah pretty decent. Ive had way better and way worse. So I can’t complain.

>> No.11897753

>>11896420
Cider isn't beer

>> No.11897754

Both soda and beer in shower are for soyboys.

>> No.11897759

>>11892750
Drinking a hot soda in an ice cold shower is the patrician choice.

>> No.11898510

I'm going to start r/breathing so you contrarian faggots stop doing that also

>> No.11899023

>>11896463
tfw youll never be a skinny gamer drinking dr pepper on campus

>> No.11899091

>>11897753
This
cider is better

>> No.11899298

>>11898510
Can you please start r/nofap? getting pretty blueballed here

>> No.11901360

>>11897511
Jason?

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>>11899091

>> No.11901477

>>11892750
cold beer while running out of sauna and sitting outside in a blizzard with bros

>> No.11901821

I like a nice port in a warm shower

>> No.11901831

>>11892812
Honestly sounds amazing

>> No.11901845

>>11892750
No it's pointless. Beer is for pussies who can't handle liquor the majority of the male population here in Texas and the United States are actually females. Thus they consume beer.
-Russia and JH, yours truly