/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why do you care?

why are you such a cocksucker that can only ridicule things by using the latest meme and buzzwords?

Baste

Because everybody loves sushi?

>>11863083
I love Japan, period.

>>11863056
Soros and his (((diversity))) project have convinced the weak jawed liberal arts cucks that eating normal food is bad and we should mutilate our penises and pretend to enjoy nasty overpriced diversity food

>>11863066
glad you welcome us <3333333

>>11863056
Except you, of course. #notallsoyboys

>>11863061
>>11863062
>>11863066
>>11863083
>>11863123
It call redpill, retards. We're into white nationalism, woman hatred, and masculinity, anime and vidya. Bet you've never even praised Lord Kek.
>>11863102
THIS! Keep up the good fight, white brother

>>11863181
This is the cringiest post I've seen on this site in a long time

stop slandering nip food

they are unironically the culinary masters of the world

>>11863062
>latest
>2009
>wat

because its expensive and you have to eat with hipster utensils so that makes it better somehow

>>11863056
>loved by soyboys and women
Yes
They are also loved by virgins, Chad's, normies and probably the majority of /ourguys/. Sushi is fucking delicious.

OP is owning the libruls epic style. Snowflakes are crying itt KEK

>>11863214
Are your hands hipster utensils?

>>11863233
Ooga booga used his hands to eat before it was cool. Based caveman hipster

>>11863214
>non-asians using chopsticks is a recent hipster trend

I find it amazing that, somehow, zoomers have used the internet to become more ignorant of culture trends and sheltered. They've also become more uncreative and can't seem to break their fixation on frog/sadman variations in order to drum up some actual OC. Zoomers are truly the NPC generation.

>>11863056
Most people only use it as a vehicle for soy sauce, so maybe you're on to something. I recommend not using soy sauce. The flavor in sushi is so subtle that soy sauce just drowns it out.

>>11863204
>culinary masters

Food's good sorta. You have to be in a mood for it.
Culinary Masters are Peruvian food. Sorry, weeb.

>>11863337
>seeing good sushi drenched in soy sauce

Yeah you're pretty spot on, anon.

I just wish sushi with avocado was removed from existence. Or just avocado in general. Disgusting snot "superfood"

>>11863102
>normal food
flyover detected

>>11863337
>I recommend not using soy sauce
You do know that sushi is traditionally served with soy sauce, right? It's not like that's an American thing. Sushi is so simple, unless you're eating something like a cheeseburger roll, you're getting something that's pretty close to the "real thing", even when served with the typical condiments. Those condiments are typical because that's how sushi is meant to be served.

Your ignorant snobbery probably impresses your midwestern co-workers when you go out to the chinese buffet and start lecturing everyone on the right way to eat sushi.

>>11863056
It's delicious, but even the shittiest places are overpriced around where i live

>>11863382
He recommended not to use soy sauce, which does impact how you appreciate sushi itself. Afterwards, if you wish, you can use the provided soy sauce or wasabi to mix and change the flavor.

I think the main point of his post was that the majority of people do seem to drown their sushi in soy sauce. And by saturating the sushi in soy sauce, all you taste is the soy.

>>11863395
>impact how you appreciate sushi itself
This is assuming the sushi is worth "appreciating" in the first place, which is not the case most of the time.

Saying that you should avoid soy sauce so that you can appreciate the sushi is like saying you shouldn't put hot sauce on a chicken wing so you can really appreciate the quality of the chicken. It sounds stupid and pretentious because it is.

>>11863419
Okay, you dont like sushi. That's fine. Look man chill out, it's just food. Not like it's disgusting snot avocado. Fuck avocados man. You know what I'm saying?
That shit ruins anything it's on.

>>11863419
If it's not worth appreciating then why would you buy it in the first place? Honest question.

Sushi seems like a really dumb choice if you just need calories.

>>11863419
>It sounds stupid and pretentious because it is.
You're probably just angry that ranch dressing isn't a dunking option at sushi joints.

>>11863433
On the contrary, I love sushi. I've spent a lot of money buying decent quality sushi in Tokyo and also buy cheap shit in the US.

>>11863443
>If it's not worth appreciating then why would you buy it in the first place?

This is a crazy question to ask. You're a fucking moron.
Mediocre sushi tastes good with soy sauce. Even high quality sushi is served with soy sauce and tastes good with it. So what the fuck is your point? A food is only worth buying if it stands on its own without condiments? Give me a break, no one thinks that way.

>>11863188
way to be BETA i bet u dont even go to pol or a or r9k u fukn normal

>>11863456
Based on your earlier statement that sushi is not appreciable, I am lead to believe you do not love sushi.

>>11863181
>masculinity

Toxic masculinity is not a healthy life's goal, son, especially in food-related fields.

>>11863233
Well, sushi was originally and traditionally finger food.God's given forks are really hands.

>>11863456
>This is a crazy question to ask.
How so? Can you answer it?

>>Mediocre sushi tastes good with soy sauce
Yeah, so? Plenty of other things taste better at the same price point. Mediocre sushi is also a dodgy health risk. Can you explain what the point of buying mediocre sushi is?

>> So what the fuck is your point?
I don't have one. I'm asking you a question.

>>A food is only worth buying if it stands on its own without condiments?
No.
But I would say that there's no point in buying pricey food if it's not delicious. If you want to enjoy sushi, get good sushi. If you just want something to eat and you don't really care about it being good then selecting "sushi" to fit that need seems dumb. There are plenty of other options which would be far more cost effective. What logic concludes with you buying a relatively costly yet mediocre meal, when you can get a medicore meal for far less money than sushi? (probably, even at the same restaurant which serves sushi).

>>11863485
All food was originally finger food, like before utensils were invented.

>>11863181
>>11863459
>>11863102
>>11863056

kill yourselves

>>11863459
Do you ever ask yourself the question:
What am I doing with my life?

>>11863369
Avocado is great anon, I wish we could go back to pre fucking hipster times when avocado wasn't as expensive. Between basic bitches who want avocado rolls, vegetarians faggots, vegan cumslurpers, meme ketofags, the prices have gone through the roof.

>>11863456
Mediocre sushi with soy sauce tastes like plain rice with soy sauce. You're paying a premium for plain rice.

>>11863114
> you
Everything went downhill with Hiro anyway, he spreads misfortune wherever he gets.

>>11863549
There was a time I kinda enjoyed it desu.

Now it just instantly triggers a gag reflex and I vomit. Only other food that does this for me is Papaya. I literally buy them when I have nausea, guaranteed projectile vomitting

>>11863559
Imagine being this much of a picky eater and thinking it's interesting or funny enough to discuss publicly.

>>11863559
A gag reflex just from avocado huh. The human body sure is weird.

>>11863056
I'm a Navy SEAL, and i love sushi. What now?

>>11863363
I actually went to a Peruvian place and the ceviche was 10x than Mexican ceviche

>>11863568
>publicly
>/ck/
>a board with probably less than a 100 unique users
>on a thread with 32 posters
>who will probably never meet each other

Okay, I guess your definition of publicly is a bit odd.

>>11863607
10x what anon?

>>11863575
I have the same thing to coconut. Milk or meat instantly makes me vomit

>>11863056
Because it makes them feel like they are (((cultured))) also it probably tastes good.

>>11863614
kek, yeah this is probably one of the slowest boards. Wish it wasn't but it is a cooking board on 4chan so what do you expect?

>>11863649
Every try it shredded? Coconut is pretty strong and coating on the tongue.

>>11863614
This is the most retarded sort of needless argumentative bullshit I've ever read

>>11863667
You smell bad

>>11863671
Yes, I actually do. I haven't showered in a while.

>>11863685
For me, it's the Dove Soap Bar, the best soap bar

>>11863693
not him but i like the cucumber one or the fig one.

>>11863709
>cucumber

Pretty based and redpilled

>>11863582
>navy
>aka the gay branch
Checks out

>>11863056
They wanna kick it Jackie Chan

>>11863088
i was born in the wrong country

>>11863056
Sushi is great. But I'm nowhere near the ocean so I guess it's not that great here.

>>11863056
Picky eaters deserve to be hung on a cross

WHY SUSHI GOTS TO BE SO EXPENSIVE? IT AINT COOKED NONE.

How pathetic does your life have to be for you to pretend to be a right winger on a japanese cooking board?

>>11863363
>He doesn't know...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Peruvians#The_Nikkei_cuisine

>>11863917
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

yes yes stupid gweilo, you give me mirrions of dorras for raw fish

>>11863088
AND MANNNNNGAAAAA

>>11864974
GIRUGAMESH!

>>11864974

>>11863056
Because it's cute/pretty. At least it is the way we dress it up in burgerland.

>>11863062
>2019
>still unironically getting triggered by the term "soiboi"
yikes!

>>11863181
You really showed those evil white guys, good job.

>>11863102
White people have the worst food on the planet.

>>11864987
AH, DDR!

>>11863056
good sushi is delicious
run-of-the-mill grocery store/takeout sushi is on par with pizza

>>11863056
Why do people who are easily triggered over food they don't like never propose any alternatives? Are they all insecure babies about their own taste?

>>11863102
Based. ""raw fish""" is fucking disgusting. Tastes like a wet rag. Throw that tuna or salmon in a smoker or in a hot pan and it will actually have flavor. Reminder that fish is only good when hot. Cold fish is nigger tier. Just picture a bum eating tuna in between crack-hits in new york. Actually I don't have to picture it. I see it every fucking day

>>11863214
>>11863056
To answer your question (which you dont give a fuck about lets be honest) its because a majority of soy boys live in metropolitan areas which unless you live in japan, is the only place youll tend to get edible sushi.
Also sushi is normally eaten with your hands, not chopsticks.

>>11863102
nice bait

>>11863056
Jumping on a bandwagon 40 years too late.
I do like sushi, though. Especially the Americanized shit like deep fried eel rolls with a savory and spicy sauce. Delicious.

>>11863102
Retard. Arguably a falseflag.
>>11865003
An even bigger retard.

>>11865629
>metropolitan areas which unless you live in japan, is the only place youll tend to get edible sushi
All sushi served in the US was flash frozen on the ship, and must stay frozen for a week. And many sushi masters say "and that's a good thing." Shipping inland is no big deal. It's not the 1980s anymore.

>>11863088
GIRUGAMESH!

>>11863233
Yep.

>>11865299
I live in NYC, Harlem to be exact. Every day I get BLACKED by packs of wild niggers, afterwards we share a $100 sushi meal paid for by Alexandria Marx-Reconquista and her sanctuary bucks. I have so many different kinds of Super AIDS I could get a job with the Federal Reserve except the fact that I’m not a god damm Jew. Praise Hillary!

>>11865694
Very progressive

>>11864921
yeet

Soy impedes testosterone production and increases estrogen.

>>11865694

Based? Yep.
Redpilled? Double yep.

>>11863559
You think that's impressive? I've gotten to a point where even seeing an avocado causes me to break out it hives and smash my head into the floor, crying uncontrollably like a howler monkey. I once reflexively stabbed by mom with my plastic fork when she brought me a guacamole to go with my nacho dinner.

>>11863337
>tfw when an entire culture of restaurants, several michelin star chefs, and an entire fucking nation is somehow wrong compared to an anon on the internet
whew that sure did it I'll never eat sushi with soy sauce again

>>11863088
ah a simpler time.

I shidded out the parasites so my body is clean

>>11864995
yikes is a term soy boys use.

>>11866526
Uhm sweatie

>>11863056
Sushi is good shit but the reason is a lot of soyboy are former or current weebs.

I've never seen a Japanese person eat sushi, so why do Western fags love what even the Japs don't eat?

>This anon worked for a Japanese company in the 90s
>Got taken to real Japanese restaurant
>only white guy there
>all the food was fried, fried and deep fried

>got invited to Japanese coworkers house
>his wife made all Japanese specialties.
>it was all fried and rice

>got to go to Hokkaido for a week
>more fried food, and rice

4 fucking years of being around Japanese people to the point where I was able to begin to understand their moon-speak, and I never saw sushi or a fresh green vegetable in their diet.

Masters of food my lily white Nordic ass.

But boy, did those guys suck down booze...

>>11866605
You forgot noodles and soup

>>11866621
>You forgot noodles and soup

You're right.
>noodles, oddly sweet, but pleasant
>noodles, sour and rancid tasting

Some sort of duck soup I had in Hokkaido might have been the best damn Japanese food I had.

Still, never saw a piece of raw fish or fresh green vegetable near the lips of a Japanese person.

>>11863056
>be japanese, eat nothing but soy for centuries
the shitposter fears the samurai

>>11863056
true i don't think i have ever seen a chad eating sushi

>>11866605
Nigga I been to Japan 9 times and ate sushi with Japanese each time. You're a faggotry peddler.

>>11865629
Fuck off, I live in Wisconsin and we have the best sushi in the world at Sakura

>>11863313

>This fnarring soyboy
>omg so sheltered and ignoruhnt

Fuck off you queerboy bender.

They need to do something with all that money they have and something to do with their real non-body-pillow significant others.

>>11867660
Note how he didn't say girlfriend like a hetero

I almost threw up when I tried a piece of crab sushi. Other sushi I tried tasted better but the price is entirely unjustified.

Not sure anon.... I'm not sure

women love sushi because you can eat a shit ton of it and not get fat

>>11863056
There's no soy in sushi so how can they be soiboys?
>inb4 muh soy sauce

>>11863056
I just can't develop a taste for raw fish. Largely an acquired taste, I've heard of japanese who love sushi but hate cooked fish. It's not sushi, but I like california rolls. Avocado in everything here though, I'm mildly allergic to it.

>>11867992
Soiboi is not a condition caused by eating soy. Soy consumption is a symptom, not a cause. Something else has gone wrong in a soiboy's life in order for them to consider eating soy in the first place.

>>11868022
What if they grew up in a culture that eats a lot of soy on the regular?

>>11868024
not everyone who consumes soy is a soiboy, just as how not everyone who sneezes has a cold.

Because it looks so cute omg

>>11865629
White people will use chopsticks anyways.

>>11863056
I love it because it's usually all you can eat and it's fun every now and again to go out with your friends to an all you can eat restaurant and try to beat the house.
Of course you can't really ever do it, but you can get close. You know you've almost got them when they start "losing" your orders.

>>11863056
>california rolls slathered with mayo and that cock hot sauce.
that's nu-shi

A raw piece of tuna/salmon with soya and little fake wasabi is fine.

Because it's a novelty. Like fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks. They're fucking delicious but also expensive (for some mysterious fucking reason) so you can't eat them too often.

>>11863102
>>>/pol/eddit

Because it smells of rank vagina.

>>11863056
Because everyone who doesn't have the pallette of a child likes sushi.

>>11863204
Pls weeb

>>11865299
Nice larp, doubt your fatass leaves the house for anything but your twice a day McFatty’s run. Oink

Because it's food for women and children.

>>11863083
I knew a Black girl who didn't like sushi.

>>11864995
>at least the way we dress it in burger land
Yeah, in Nipland they put the rice OVER the fish. Fucking baka round eye kys

>>11867598
sad zoomer detected

>>11863056
Its just fish meat, dog.