/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Do Americans really eat this much food?

>>11854979
go away cici shill

>>11854979
I actually tried this challenge with my sister when I was 15 years old. We failed miserably. Thing was massive

>>11854979
How is that a challenge? Who can't eat a pizza in 2 hours?

>>11854979
Wow. And last month anon was wondering why the unlimited year subscription to Cicis wasn't a good deal...

>>11854979
Not American, but that doesn't sound like an unreasonable amount of food for two grown men, its a lot for sure, but no farfetched at all, especially if alcohol is in the equation. Though Im pretty sure you're using yourself as reference so it probanly seems like a lot of food for a little faggot like you.

Sage

It really depends on if they let you pick your own toppings.

>>11854981
Is that the challenge? I could do that no fucking problem, the issue would be finding somebody as fat and gluttonous as me to eat the other half

>>11854979
That looks shockingly simple

>>11855004
>>11855001
>>11854997
>>11854987
As I said. Me and my sister both said the same thing. " Wow that's going to be so easy" it's really hard, it's a lot of food.

>>11854981
How is that a challenge?

>>11855013
You were also a scrawny little 15 year old and had a female on your team
Two fully grown adult males could tackle this with no issue

>>11855016
Doesn't look like it'd be that hard, but then it's hard to see how thick the crust is and it looks like they loaded the thing up with several pounds of cheese, which could be tough to get through.

>>11855021
Based

>>11855001
Eating half of that bad boy would be easy PERMABULK BABY.. only downside is its fucking cicis

>>11854979
500 dollars is rent money? What kind of hovel are you living in dude?

for those of you who can't into math, that would be around five and a half 12" pizzas

>>11854981
>Needing two people for this
I could probably eat 3/4ths of this thing by myself at least.
You don't want a small boy or a giant fatass for these things, you want a Shaggy.

>>11854981

>>11855051
?

Do Americans have pizza parties every day?

>>11854979
meh, I already did that, not even murrican btw,

>>11855060
No

>>11855057

>All these retards thinking it'd be easy
Do you really believe a restaurant would make a challenge that everyone could easily win where they not only don't make money off you but instead lose $500 plus a loss in inventory plus a loss in labor time? Almost nobody is winning that or they wouldn't be offering it. You're just bad judges of how much food you can handle.

Stats:
>6'8", 250lbs
>Physical Activity level: above average
>Normal caloric intake: 3500-5000 cals per day
>Notable feats of gluttony:
I frequently eat entire pies as a snack in addition to my normal glut.
At minimum 2 sandwiches at every fast food place I've ever been, usually one of them combos
An all you can eat Chinese place kicked me out for eating too much.
I chug a smoothie with ~90 gs of protein, 20gs of fiber, 1.5 kgs of fruit, 1500 cals, then eat a full normal breakfast after consisting of 3 eggs, bacon, avocado, hash browns, and breakfast sausage.
One entire box of anything is a meal. Tendies, a bag of pizza snacks, box of cookies, doesn't matter it's one sitting.

I don't think I could eat that pizza in
>>11854981. My partner would have to eat an identical amount and we'd be struggling. The middle quadrant is larger than most Large pizzas, and the soda would actually be worse because it'd fill you up more than water would. 32oz is a fuck load. The only hope is I get high enough to turn off my food cues and eat until I literally explode. There's no god here, only pizza.

For reference, challenge is equivalent to one 19 inch pizza per person. Depends how deep the crust is I guess, I think I could do this on a thin crust.

>>11854979
I could do the pizza by myself, but the drink would make it hard.

>>11855104
Most restaurants fail within a year or two of opening. You should not overestimate the intelligence of restaurateurs.

That said, this seems like an awfully large amount of pizza.

>>11855104
I think you're underestimating how big of a piece of shit I am

>>11855114
>Most restaurants fail within a year or two of opening
Cici's has been in business longer than most people here have been alive. They're not some random new amateur business (also all new business have a very high failure rate, has nothing to do with restaurants and everything to do with first time businesses not knowing what to do).

I could do it and I’m not even fat.

>>11855110
That is not how the area of a circle works lmao

>>11855110
Why does he have New York on his hat and shirt front but a New Zealand flag on his sleeve?

>>11855139
>this dense motherfucker
Area of a 28 inch pizza is 615 sqinches
i.e. 307 sqinches per person
diameter of a 307 sqinch piza is 19 inches

>>11854981
I usually end up devouring an XL pizza by myself within 10 minutes if im very hungry, I can take out at least half of this no problem

>>11854979
I could honestly do that by myself in under a half hour

>puts extra flour and salt in dough

>>11855060
yes, every day in america there are at least two pizza parties

>>11855229
Wow that's alot

To put this into perspective for you overconfident dummies:
1x Standard Cici's 14 inch pepperoni pizza:
153.94 square inches
2000 calories
1x $500 Challenge Cici's 28 inch pepperoni pizza:
615.75 square inches
8000 calories
32 oz Coca-Cola:
390 calories
So you're looking at 4390 calories each for the two challenge takers.
4390 calories is approximately how much an average height 600 lb man would eat in an entire day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, drinks, and all.
This is why Cici's can afford to make this offer. I wouldn't be surprised if not a single one of you viewing this thread could pull it off. Restaurants have a very low profit margin, meaning it doesn't take much for them to lose more money than they make in any given month if they aren't careful. For every time this challenge is won, they would need to have 10 more people pay $50 and lose the challenge just to break even from the one winner's $500 reward. So for them to be offering this they must already know the success rate for customers trying is going to be, at most, significantly lower than 10%.

>>11855229
Imagine being in America and there's always a pizza party going on somewhere if you want to go. Pathetic.

>food challenge
>HURRR WHY DO AMERIFATZ EAT LIKE DIS EVERY DAY

That sounds very easy, am I wrong?

>>11855544
Yeah. It sounds smaller than it is because the area of a circle increases exponentially as the diameter increases. Your emotions feel like your share would only be a 14" pizza, but it's much more.

>>11855544
>That sounds very easy, am I wrong?
Obviously, yes. You're exactly the kind of person this sort of offer is targeting. I'm amazed at how many people are falling for this.

>>11855565
>exponentially
No you mean quadratically. One 28" inch pizza is about four 14" ones.

>>11855570
Yeah I guess, but I can eat a shitton of pizza. I'm pretty sure I ate one of this size already, googling the place to see how much it measured.

>>11855519
or they could be stupid and overconfident

>>11855519
>you cannot eat that many calories!
Fuck you I could if it was a butter eating challenge. Calories have nothing to do on whether you can accomplish the challenge or not.

>>11855519
Does the drink have to be soda? Could you just get water?

>>11854979
>cicis
>no sick trips
THIS is the challenge

>>11855604
>or they could be stupid and overconfident
This isn't a new offer and it's a large pizza franchise, not some one-off individual location making an impulse decision. You're the ones being stupid and overconfident, not Cici's.
>>11855616
>Calories have nothing to do on whether you can accomplish the challenge or not.
They're a perfectly fine metric for helping put it into perspective. Not being the only factor isn't the same as not having anything to do with it you retard.

>>11854979
Do they reimburse you the entry fee? Otherwise the prize is really only $450.
Also do you have to tip? That lowers the prize by another 15% - 20%

>>11855616
I challenge you to eat that many calories worth of butter. I double dare you.

this used to be my weekly tradition on Friday nights. Is one 28" pizza supposed to be hard?

>>11855677
>Do they reimburse you the entry fee? Otherwise the prize is really only $450.
Doesn't really matter. That just means we're talking about them needing nine more challengers to lose for every one success just to break even vs ten more challengers. Same general idea either way which is that a smart gambler wouldn't bet on a success rate at or higher than what would amount to the break even mark for this restaurant, especially since it's an offer that's been around for a long time already. There is no way they wouldn't keep track of the success rate and base their challenge parameters on what would be profitable for them, that's just the absolute bare minimum of almost zero effort arithmetic based planning here.

>>11855677
no, you tip over what you paid, so I guess leaving 10 is just fine
but yeah, the prize will be 440 or something like that

>>11855695
What's your height, weight, and daily calorie intake?

>>11855001
In my earlier days, half of that would be a lot of food but not impossible to manage.

>>11855695
>>11855710
PS: Are you actually drinking a 2 liter of soda with your meal in its entirety, or do you just have some of it and put the rest in the fridge? And along those same lines, are you eating everything in that order in one sitting, or are you doing leftovers?

>>11854981

the challenge isn't eating it but digesting then shitting it out later..

>>11855060
That's clearly a college orientation night.

>>11855720
I didn't drink soda usually. I would buy a gallon of milk and drink the entire thing in the one sitting

I'm 6'2" and was 305lbs at my max. I'm down to 195 now

>>11855695
>>11855734
At Domino's a medium cheese pizza would be 1680 calories, a medium chorizo sausage and pepperoni pizza would be 1,920 calories, and a medium pepperoni pizza would be 1,840 calories. The 2 liter of Coke would be 788 calories.
1,680 * 2 + 1,920 * 3 + 1,840 * 3 + 788 = 15,428 calories total.
Pretty difficult to believe you were eating that in one sitting when your max weight was 305 lb honestly. A 6'2 sedentary man would maintain over 1 literal ton (2,000 lb) of weight eating a good deal less than that calorie count daily, like around 12,000 calories daily (and I know you just said you ate this on Fridays rather than every day, but still).

>>11855107
You're such a faggot

this is a 28-inch pizza, for reference
some of those Man Vs. Food style challenges seem almost impossible for a normal person, but this one looks doable

>>11855115
This anon gets it.

>>11855140
>New Zealand flag
no

>>11855688
Sure, put up the $500 and I'll do it.

>>11855847
It's basically 4 dominoes standard pizzas. I can eat one and a half and my brother can eat at least 2. But over the course of two hours?
Easy

>>11855658
dude you're what we call a brainlet
one with a serious habit of coping

>>11855930
That picture is terrifying

>>11855931
You can try again later after having an adult explain to you how to make an argument.

>>11855695
i ate 2 larges in a night

ate 9 mcdoubles, 2 daves singles, 4 jr chickens, large fry from mcdons and 1 from wendys in one sitting before

The challenge is easy but you have to enter your name into the contest and then they pick a couple people a few times each year.
You can win a $500 dollar gift card to Cici's not cash.

Is this going on now?

>>11854979
>>11854981

That seems quite easy honestly. I regularly eat pizzas about half that size alone, and while I don't normally do it in one continuous sitting, two hour time limit is not a problem at all.

Really, like others have noted, the only challenging part here is finding a second fatass for your tag partner.

i feel like i could do it but i also feel like they put whey in the dough or something to make it impossibly filling

>>11855040
>500 dollars is rent money? What kind of hovel are you living in dude?

Obviously you do the challenge every day.

>>11855519
>restaurants have a low profit margin

You're really fucking dumb if you think that.

>>11854979
I'd be able to do half the pizza but not the drink. Maybe if it's water but it's probably some carbonated soda garbage that'll bloat me.

>>11855705
You don't tip at cicis it's a fucking buffet

>>11854979
>500 dollars
>rent money
I've rented more expensive parking slots

If any of you guys need a ringer I'm grossly obese and could eat that thing by myself no problem. We could split the money 50/50

>>11856505
Based! Eat free and rent paid within 1 day!

>>11854979
i could probably do that by myself

I can only eat two Domino's mediums, and doing the math, that's less than half of this, so I probably couldn't do it

>>11856006
whoa easy it was just an observation
you also seem to be in this no-name chain's corner pretty hard so I'm going to further observe that you're a salty shill

>>11854979

I was previously an obese fuck, but i also drink a lot of water and had a huge stomach

Some of my fattest feats:
-Dominos, two large stuffed crust meteors, 2 sides, 1ltr soda
-Subway, 3 footlongs with extra cheese, 3 cookies
-10 egg omelette with 400g ham and a lot of cheddar cheese

I've eaten like 600g of beef jerky in one sitting before

I think i could do this

>>11854979
>be me
>Was once asked to leave pizza buffet after eating 43+ slices of pizza
>MFW I'm 400 lb good boy

>>11856782
>asked to leave pizza buffet
can they really do that? On what basis?
it's like that old Simpsons episode

>>11855652
no shit; I could do it if it was papa johns or pizza hut, shit, maybe even dominos/little ceasars, but there is no fucking way I can eat that much cicis without vomiting, not even close.

>>11855023
cici's pizza is thin but kinda dense

>>11855107
you can def do it with those stats/accolades bro, just need a decent partner.

>>11855658
retard

>>11855104
I can and have eaten two regular pizzas in one sitting. I could eat half of that thing ez pz

>>11854979

I eat an entire pizza by myself almost every weekend. Will they give me $500 every time Im able to do this, or will they start turning me away?

I hate americans so much right now.

>>11854979
> Be American
> Just exist and live in non-American heads rent-free.

>>11854979
>push your body to its limits
what do you take me for, a little bitch?

>>11857173
Just imagine. You could nuke America tomorrow and we'd be with you forever.

It's too late. Our idea of chains of UNIFORM and highly marketable products that strangle local business and culture has already taken over, world wide. Even the idea of a convenience store was something strange to asians, but spread through the idea of having the distributor sell to several locations owned by the same person at a discount rather than upcharging for smaller orders.

Enjoy your Americanization.

>>11854979
Is this actually real?

>>11854979
I'd sue them for discriminating against people who aren't two people.

That's how I win the pizza challenge and get millions of dollars to build my forest sanctuary.

>>11855016

It's CiCi's pizza

>>11855909
Gottem.

>>11855212
>>11856652
No you couldn't. The soda is what fucks you over. Retards.

>>11854979
The challenge for 95% of this thread is finding someone who would want to sit with them for 2 hours.

>>11854981
Do Europeans really suck this much refugee dick?

>>11855110
How I into radius pi

>>11854979
Dude, that shit it's a fucking cake walk.

>>11855519
2 people you idiot.

>>11858212
Well we try our hardest but we will never come close to your nigger dick deepthroat abilities. Way more experienced.

>>11856989
I've seen plenty of all you can eat buffet's kick people out

Granted they were Chinese guys who literally eat nothing but the crab when they're there and cost the restaurant a huge amount

>>11858189
Delete this.

>>11855140
>New Zealand flag
Is this fucking bait?

>>11855140
new zealand's flag lacks the commonwealth star and the stars in the new zealand southern cross are red, not white.

i dont remember the last time i went into a cicis but i assume there's a reason i stopped going

>>11854979

I imagine I could eat a 14 inch pizza and large drink in 2 hours and I’m not even American. It must be harder than it sounds or they would just be pissing money away.

>>11854981
2 hours, are you kidding? I could do this solo. I will admit drinking both of those tubs of corn syrup sugar slop would be pretty difficult though

The thing is $50 for a pizza this huge seems like a good deal by itself. I'd just eat a couple of slices and take a doggy bag home to eat for two and a half weeks.

>>11858845
They aren't pissing money away it's a sweepstakes they do for publicity where anyone can enter the drawing then they choose two people.
This isn't something people can walk into the restaurant and try. The contest is so easy they'd lose a fortune.
The 500 dollar prize is just a gift card for Cici's.

>>11854979
>he doesn't push his body to it's limit
Never gonna make it, brah.

>>11854981

Most do not.

Competitive eaters do exist, however. Some people love eating enough they have found a way to make either a living or a hobby out of it. Incidentally, many of the best competitive eaters are surprisingly skinny.

>>11855110
>>11855139
28/sqrt(2)=19.8

>>11859000
>Incidentally, many of the best competitive eaters are surprisingly skinny
fat prevents the stomach from expanding

>>11855060
has to be shopped. no way that guy could carry that many to begin with. then you factor in that he has to balance it as well. I don't believe it

>>11854979
>>11854981
>2017+2
>we are now openly asking people to pay so they can distress their digestive tract

>>11859090
No, it's more to do with their digestive systems adapting to simply excrete food as quickly as possible. Thus, only a relatively small proportion of eaten food is actually digested and metabolised, with the rest pushed out almost as-is.

>>11855930
That's really cute...

>>11855051
lmao

>>11855782
>A 6'2 sedentary man would maintain over 1 literal ton (2,000 lb) of weight eating a good deal less than that calorie count daily, like around 12,000 calories daily (and I know you just said you ate this on Fridays rather than every day, but still).

An average 6'2 sedentary man

Your guy might have a fucked metabolism and be physically active on top.

>>11855930
>the course of two hours?
>Easy
easy maybe eating dominos
but this is cicis, the worst of the worst in all of pizza land. even totinos party pizzas are tastier than cicis

>>11859144
No that's totally wrong

>>11859102
They're obviously empty, pardner

>11859219
>Your guy might have a fucked metabolism
No you're not going to need 12,000 calories in a day to maintain a 300 lb weight for any humanly possible metabolic rate. I don't care how bad a case of hyperthyroidism you have, that's nowhere close to possible.
>and be physically active
I can be absurdly generous here and write off 2000 calories due to physical exertion. You would still be way, way, way off the mark for 300 lb weight maintenance with 13,428 calories instead of 15,428.

>>11855930
be my gf

>>11856650
Holy shit

>>11855060
now imagine if someone pushed those pizzas on that pool.

>>11855060
>49 pizzas
He had to have dropped one before this picture.

>>11859234
It's actually correct. If you ate the shit of these guys you'd still be able to taste the food. It hasn't been fully converted to shit. It would be an unplesant mushy texture, but you'd be able to identify the flavors.

>>11858675
We keep our niggers in designated ghettos and rarely interact with them. Meanwhile your country is becoming a second caliphate.

>>11854979
If there were 2 of me I could do that with ease.
In fact with the 2 hour time limit I might be able to do it alone, though it would be pretty painful.
As long as I get to choose the type of soda, either normal water or carbonated.

>>11854979
Define "sick trick"
What if I just puke at my table?
Also that seems incredibly doable. I could probably get one of my other fat friends and have a nice casual meal with it.

>>11854981
y are europoos so obsessed with the greatest country on earth

>>11860427
No you couldn't. That's as much as 4 large pizzas from a normal place.

>>11855110
A bit more than that, but close.

>>11856526
they do though
>hurr the ingredients aren't that expensive
but rent, utilities, and wages are

>>11854979
oh you HAVE TO? There's not anything else you could do for rent money except eat pizza?

Funny you sound a lot like those girls who say they're FORCED to do camwhoring. Yeah there's no other way to make money in the world.

>>11855930
Holy crap,he ate one of the boxes!

>>11860359
>designated ghettos
Like the fucking white house? Forgot who literally ruled over you?

imagine not making it and having paid $50 each for half a shitty cici's pizza and a soda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYT1tMufQTs

/ck/ has the lowest average IQ

>>11860779
You can’t pull a puke and rally or swap with your twin brother hiding in the bathroom

Did the math, assuming a large is 12" across, comes out to 113 cubic inches. this one being 28" across means theirs 615 cubic inches of pizza, meaning each person would need to eat the equivalent of 2.65 large pizzas, very hard but not inhumane.

>>11854981
my brother and I could easily stomp that. My biggest challenge would be the only one drink rule, but I feel like I could make it through.

>>11854979
K, real talk here. What if you did this and managed to get through more than half the pizza, but your partner couldn't finish the rest? Would you kick the shit out of him the next day? What if your partner were a girl?

>>11862539
A large pizza isn't 12" mongoloid what an asinine assumption

>>11862664
>He's a pizzalet
It's fine anon, it's not your fault that your restaurants are trash.

>>11855847
Eating one half of that in 2h seems like a breeze to be honest. However, it might be a scam where you get served some really shitty pizza that dogs wouldn't eat.

>>11856989
Since it's done somewhat frequently I don't think it's illegal. It if it's advertised as a "all you can eat" then it might be, but technically a buffet just means you serve yourself.

>>11855519
So... one person only has to eat two 14 inch pizzas worth? The soda doesnt fill you up that much either and you can pee it out within the 2 hours. It's not that hard.

>>11854981
I don't eat lardass amounts but I think I could put that away. A lot of salt though, and I feel like the sugar/syrup from the soda if anything is what will make you throw up.

Also you got to bring a hungry ass asian for some reason they can destroy food challenges. Drink a fuck ton of water in the morning to stretch your stomach.

>>11862813
>two 14 inch pizzas worth
That's not how the area of a circle works, bro.

Remember "pie are square" from elementary math?

>>11855107
Are you healthy though? That sounds like a lot of malnutrition. The breakfast I'd let slide but eating entire boxes of salty/sugary foods cannot be good on you dude.

>>11862813
The area of a single 14 inch pizza is 153.94 square inches. So twice that is 307.88.

The area of a single 28 inch pizza is 615.75 square inches.

>>11854979
>1/2 28" pizza
>1L drink
>2 hours
That's like 3 regular pizzas. I should be able to do that and I'm not even fat.

>>11854979
>28 inch pizza
>2 32oz sodas
That's cute.

>>11855107
What's your protein smoothie recipe?
Do you use powders?

>>11860808
>greatest country on earth
First on military spending and national debt.
Barely in the top 10 for everything else.

>>11854979
>>11854981
>No ranch
Impossible

>>11855049
Depends. My dad is fat and my brother is smol and slim, and they both eat me and my friends under the table.
Like an entire medium pizza is no big deal for them at all.

You're all idiots for thinking you can do this. Go get your $500 prize money and free meal and post proof you won of it's that easy. You can't and you'll lose $50 while also probably ending up vomiting in their restroom.

>>11863680
With that amount of protein and fruit in one smoothie, he's almost certainly using a powder form protein.

>>11864319
Two 14 inch pizza's but with half the crust is hard for you and you get two hours?
The pizza joint near my house has the same challenge but you only get 20 minutes and if you finish it the pizza is free. People finish it all the time.

>>11861162
kek (consumed)

>>11855930
why though? that just looks extremely painful

>>11860808
fattest*

>>11855104
nigga ingredients for a pizza are cheap af. its literally flour, cheese (which is half cellulose anyway) and sauce

>>11855107
I guarantee you've been fucked in the ass before

>>11854979
That can't be real. That's so fucking easy

>>11855519
>>11855782

>Calories = amount of food

You're a fucking idiot. Anyone in this thread could eat 500g of butter (an average stick for you 'mericans) and be okay, yet they would be consuming 4500 calories and tHaTs iMpOsSiBlE.

Calories isn't a factor when it comes to eating large amounts of food, it's the actual size which matters. Stop making posts about shit you know nothing about.

>>11864940
One 28-inch pizza is about 4 times the surface area of a 14-inch pizza.

>>11855930

>>11855519
I've eaten 5000 calories in a day before

>>11855060
great fucking idea dude, carry ALL of the pizzas at once right next to a pool

fucking genius kids, true hero, role model intelligence on the 4th dimension

>>11855040
>What kind of hovel are you living in dude?
>what are roommates?

>>11858189

>>11854981

Looks easy af. I can eat a large by myself. That looks no bigger than an extra large.

>>11862637
Why on earth would you do it with a girl

>>11864952
for you

>>11866068
>Anyone in this thread could eat 500g of butter
Post video proof of you eating 500g of butter. Keep in mind you're not allowed to get sick afterwards either per the OP challenge instructions picture.
>Calories isn't a factor when it comes to eating large amounts of food, it's the actual size which matters.
They both matter. You can stuff yourself full of as much lettuce as you want and you'll never feel the blood sugar spike and insulin response that comes from eating a high calorie food. Just feeling like your stomach's physically filled with lots of material isn't the only part of feeling like you ate too much / feeling like you don't want to continue eating.

>>11855060
Nah after about 14-15 pies the boxes structural integrity come into question. I know this from experience.

>>11855060
Only if everyone turns in all their homework

>>11866316
You're not getting sick because of the calories. You're getting sick because butter by itself tastes gross.

>>11863680
I usually use three scoops of this Magnum vanilla soft serve protein powder, two servings of the "daily cleanse" psyillium fiber and a scoop of BCAAs for luck, but that's optional pseudo science. Mangos, avocado, and berries mix nicely, the trick is to put the frozen shit on the bottom so you don't get stuck in blender hell. Two bananas and lemon juice if you're feeling spicy but it's not necessary at all. I lost about 80lbs eating one of those early in the morning; the fiber fills you up and limits how much additional you can eat, and you've pretty much hit all your macros and some of your micros by the time you're done with a multivitamin. Best part? You can dump anything into it and it'll help you develop a taste for whatever weird fruit or veg you decide you want to like. I personally like Kale and Celery, but depends on lots of factors.

Ignore the jelly manlet anons, do it up and change your life.

>>11854981
how is this even a challange? I could eat it whole alone

before you ask my weight is 66 kilos

>>11855115
for akatosh sake vivec, I'm literally doing your work, tell those braindead temple folks to piss someone else

>>11854979
ez just fast 24 hours before and you can do it by yourself

I can eat large pizza with 2 slices left with no crust. Never eaten crust since they suck

>>11858185
Dude your body doesnt register liquid calories hunger-wise. You're honestly mentally retarded.

the 32 oz drink is what they are getting you on
read the wording carefully, you are only allowed to have 32 oz for the challenge

they are counting on the lack of moisture to take you down

>>11866666
absolutely fucking wasted digits. remove thy soul from this plane, satan.

>>11854979
That's easy as fuck. 48" is about 70cm, I couldn't eat that alone but with another good eater it wouldn't even be a challenge, especially with 2l of sugar water to flush it down.

>>11864243
>an entire medium pizza
What's the deal with Americans and pizza? They'll eat a truckload of literally any food you serve them, but give them a pizza and they need to share it with a party.

>>11855047
Oh fug.
That would suck. Can't do it.

>>11866666
>your body doesnt register liquid calories hunger-wise

>>11866602
Try drinking 5,000 calories of Ensure then.

>>11854979
Back when I was at my fattest and most gluttonous, just after high school, my favorite pizza parlor started offering a 28", family size pizza. I bet myself I could eat it all in one sitting, and I did, with very little struggle.

I think the only challenge here is that it's Cici's pizza. I can't get through more than a slice or two of that trash.

>>11854979
>Be European
>Be obsessed
The memes practically write themselves

>>11866101
Is this guy serious? You can't follow a simple conversation. You're missing some very important brain matter.

>>11866101
I know that but it's between 2 people ya know?
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I could do it if I was stoned and on benzos, preferably clonazolam. I would be borderline blacked out but if my partner was, too, I could do it.

Me and a friend once went into a Mexican restaurant high out our minds on strong edibles and clonazolam. Most of it was a blur but I remember continuing to order more and more, I think we spent like 150-200 bucks. That was probably the most I've ate by far but I do remember it not being a struggle at all.
I've also passed out at a Chinese hotpot place after eating for about an hour straight with no breaks, they just kept bringing more food out. It was right after I got off probation and I smoked beforehand. Guess I greened out.
Honestly I am fairly skinny but when I get the munchies I can turn into an animal, I doubt I would give up unless I actually passed out or got sick.

>>11855051
huh

>>11854979
Do they let you choose the drink, at least? I bet either water or ginger ale would be the best choice, if so.

They get you on the soda. Think about it, nobody can drink 32 ounces of soda by themselves in two hours.

>>11871076
Downing 32 ounces of betus juice in two hours is nothing for your typical american lardass.

>>11854979
wow free money

>>11871096
Time for a new black dildo?

>>11854981
Doesn't seem hard. Maybe 32 fl drink might trip you up, but I'd just get water and keep it simple.

>>11855040
My mortgage is $500/month on a $300k condo lol

>>11854979
>28" pizza, two people with a sip of soda, 2 hours.
This is like little babby challenge, I could finish the pizza and soda by myself.

>>11871250
>This is like little babby challenge, I could finish the pizza and soda by myself.
So why aren't you doing it then? Why are the hundred or so anons in this thread claiming they could easily do this not doing this? Do you not want $500 and free food?

>>11871861
Probably because I live in Alaska and this challenge is in fucking Texas.

>>11854981
That's not that much food for two people, pizza is thin and flat.