/ck/ - Food & Cooking

alligator fucking sucks. tastes like oily, chewey, fishy chicken. who'da thunk reptiles that live in literal gunk taste like shit

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843072

>>11843079
how do you know where it's from?

>>11843072
What the fuck did you expect from a swamp lizard?

>>11843072
>>11843075
This, gator is indeed very gummy and it's not good to eat

>>11843072
Man is the best game meat, hard to catch though

>>11843750
>Hard to catch.
Not if you use young enough traps.

you gotta get it from a dude your buddy's buddy knows otherwise there's really no point.

>>11843760
Or skip the eating, go full Florida man and just fuck the gator.

If bullshit game animals were worth eating we would have domesticated them.

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11844601
Hey Lee, my pic on /aco/ has a real source. I changed the filename just to fuck with you.

Also, I find amusing how fast you're on /ck/ yet never find anything in the other slow boards.

>>11844611
>>11844618
Hang yourself you fucking piece of shit

based lee

>he didn't recognize me
Huh.

>>11844643
NECK YOURSELF PEDO

>everyone talking about food
>suddenly autistic screeching about kiddy shows
These threads always amuse me

>>11844650
Don't check /v/.

>>11844659
NECK YOURSELF PEDO

>>11843072
>overrated for the price
Who rates alligator meat at all? We need to kill this "overrated" thing you keep doing.

>>11844701
Alligator meat is rated, clearly you don't hang around the alligator patrician places

lee, this isnt from MLP, why do you think that?
as someone who doesn't want the show Im confused
maybe you've watched the show though?

>>11844733
>this isnt from MLP, why do you think that?
Yes it is, you fucking retard
https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pride/Gallery?file=A_real-life_baby_alligator_in_place_of_Gummy_S4E12.png

>>11844748
how do you know that?

>>11844754
They've spammed it so much in an attempt to be stealthy that it's not even stealthy anymore

>ywn be as pathetic as barneyfag

>>11844748
No it's not you autistic retarded freak, get off /ck/

>>11844618
Because he makes these threads

>>11844927
It's literally clear as day.
I literally posted the link as proof that the OP image comes from an episode of MLP.
Not to mention the OP text makes it obvious.
>Just tried gator and it was very "gummy".
Gummy is the pink horse's pet on the show.
What more do you need?

>>11844969
I need you to go die, you're clearly an insane schizo with delusions

>>11844966
>closet shills in charge of thinking they're better than their "haters"

>>11844981
Still angry the horsefuckers got you kicked out of your band?

>>11843072
Surprised the whole "tastes like chicken" thing turned out to mostly be true.

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843072
>>11845295
Ruh roh

>>11844985
BLEED OUT JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

>>11844655
I just wanted to talk about why OP was wrong to think gator would be good.
Is this too much to ask?

>>11845211
You must eat some shitty chicken, dude.

tried venison for the first time last night, and gummy is a pretty good word to use for the texture. it was ok, didnt taste that strong but i would prefer lamb any day

>>11845400
BLEED OUT, JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

So, is it possible to clean out the meat on those things if you change their diet and water they live in or something?

>jannies are such fucking retards they don't recognise pony threads even when they are reported as such
What's the point of having jannies and mods if they don't understand the culture of the site?

>>11843072
>overrated for the price?

You do realise that the reason they are more expensive to begin with is not 'le exotic meat' angle but because 1) demand is tenuous and unknown because it is not common in the first place 2) it is more difficult to rear/capture for meat because of 1)

>>11845475
>Sees a gator thread.
>Removes the posts with the autist freaking out about an entirely different animal from the point of discussion.
>"wtf, why don't they understand board culture?!"

>>11845508
3) You try raising a bunch of swamp monsters for food.

>>11843072
Most game meats taste like shit because the people butchering the animal are retarded and fuck up the process.

>>11845475
I really don't know.

>>11845409
What part? The tenderloin and backstrap need to be cooked no more than medium and they're delicious. Did some idiot cook them well done?

>>11845475
They don't remove /pol/ threads so why would they remove pony threads?
From /k/:
>/k/ is a board devoted to weapons and military equipment. Discussions about politics or current events belong on /pol/. >>>/pol/
And yet /pol/-related /ck/ shit is allowed to persist.

>>11845592
>They don't remove /pol/ threads so why would they remove pony threads
/pol/ threads tend to revolve around an ideology. It might not be pretty obvious that a thread is /pol/-related because they might revolve around a specific belief, which again, it could go a number of ways, and it may not have even been intended.
On the other hand /mlp/-related threads have always been very specifically defined because they might pertain to characters from the show, or the OP text might be a quote from an episode, etc.

>>11845606
I had no idea that this show you sperg out about also bitches about the taste and price of game meat and alligator.

>>11843072
there's a reason we breed cattle and chicken and not alligators

>>11845615
If the reference isn't overt in the OP picture, it's usually a bit more in the text, or the other way around.

>>11845668
That's kind of a paranoid way of looking at shit.
How do you not fuck up and go on a rampage on a totally innocent thread?

>>11845679
Because they usually post about the same shit.
On /ck/, it's always either about oatmeal, fruit punch, chimichangas, alligators, quesadillas, etc. You figure out which ones after a while.

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11845704
So, you effectively just put those things, food related things, on a blacklist that tells you it's okay to spam?

>>11845400
You might have had shitty gator. I tried gator sausage and burnt ends, both were good.

>>11845704
>oatmeal, fruit punch, chimichangas, alligators, quesadillas
You mean people are having discussions about food on a *gasp* food discussion board? Oh wow, it's fucking nothing. Get over it and take your meds.

>>11845752
Those are all foods that tend to get brought up here a bit more often than normal because they were brought up in quotes from episodes of the show, and sometimes will even quote the episode directly in the OP.

>>11845752
Not like the mods can do shit to stop him

>>11845794
But it's food on a board about food!
And it's food that might trigger him!
I'm sure shit like candy and cake and sugar set him off too.

>>11845810
oh no no no no

>>>/qa/2579226

you had a good run lee

F

>>11846107
>making mobilefags pay to post
wtf i love hiro now

>>11846107
RIP phoneposters.

>>11843072
Gator's only bad if you suck at cooking or if the person who made it sucks at cooking, I've had deep fried gator from my grandmothers caijin friend and it was some of the best meat I have ever had

>>11846197
>>11846313
That's been done already somewhat by range banning many mobile providers. You'd have to buy a pass to get around them, or switch to a carrier that wasn't banned. It would vary depending on the activity of shitposters at certain times on certain networks, etc. This looks more like a non-selective 4chan pass requirement to post for everyone including desktop users.

>>11846313
NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843760
unironically this
Moose is pretty good had a moose meatloaf, I wasn't impressed with boar though

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11845211
The only exotic meat I ever ate that didn't taste like chicken was capybara. Not counting boar because it is basically a pig

>>11847545
>Capybara.
How dare you eat something so chill.

>>11847251
>>11846450
Don't ever stop doing what you do, Lee. Barneyfags need to fucking die.

>>11847883
But Lee is Barneyfag

>>11847897
Barneyfag in the classical sense refers to horsefuckers.

>>11848132
No, horsefuckers are horsefuckers.
Barneyfag is Barneyfag

>>11848132
Did Lee draw that in his special ed class?

>>11848142
Nah, that's the cover art for his old band.

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11848132
>osmosis jones in the bottom right

based as fr*ckin hell

Who's JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH?

>>11843761
And suck a dick

>>11849435
Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
https://derpibooru.org/703658

>>11843072
Yeah, I've had wild turkey before and it was incredibly dry (Turkey is already a pretty dry meat anyways). It's more about the experience in hunting them down yourself, never really understood the appeal of buying it from someone else. I think most game meats are really meant to be stewed for long periods considering how lean they are.

>>11843072
Did someone order spit roast gator? Mmm delicious.

>>11843072
>>11843075
you guys ate frozen gator. gator only tastes rubbery and fishy when it's frozen. fresh gator is delicious and kinda tastes like chicken. faggot tourists got scammed and think they know what they're talking about, what else is new lmao

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11851057
Why would you bump a dying thread for this? What is wrong with your brain?

>>11843072
frozen gator, may be overcooked too. Fresh gator is extremely tender.

>game meat
>too pricey
>game meat
>game
>meat

learn how to hunt ffs

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11852441
>Just hunt them lol.
You know hard hard it is to get an egg vibrator in a gator?

>>11852597
Based

>>11852597
nigger it's one thing if they spam it and the thread is pointless bait but this thread actually became a productive, on-topic one

fuck off to the fast boards

>>11853115
>Arguing with a literal retard.
Anon you know better.

>>11843757
>t. /d/

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

fucking die

>>11845409
Whoever processed it fucked up and didn't drain enough blood out; if it's cold enough you hang the deer up in your garage or something for a while over a big washbucket, or if you're somewhere warm you pack the quarters in ice water (drain regularly, replace ice) for about a week

fucking die

>>11855068
I hunt early season with bow and it's never cool enough to hang any longer than to get it skinned and quartered and I've never had the meat turn out spongy. And fuck off with putting the quarters in ice water for a week, that's absolutely retarded. Someone fucked up the cooking for it to have been spongy, whatever the hell spongy means anyway.

>>11843761
Florida man striked again

>>11856309
Based and redpilled

>>11843072
Im in a northern state and will probably never eat gator meat...

>>11853321
>>11853323
>>11856668

>>11858811
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

Gator cooked in a screaming hot skillet with butter and cayenne is fucking delish

Chop small and fry for a maximum of like, ten seconds.

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11858811
Shhh.

>>11843072
Rabbit and quail are bomb.com

>>11843112
Horse is delicious.

>>11845475
<<

>>11843072
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11861958
>>11861967
109438329

>tfw share a name with an autistic dog fucker who spergs out at a FOTM kids show that hasn't been on the air in years.

jesus christ

>>11862864
Who names their kid "Barneyfag"??

>>11862801
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

Have you ever tried these?

>>11862864
It's still on the air right now

>>11864301
Hopefully it won’t be for much longer.

>>11864548
It will be until gr15 is dead.

>>11862944
105737939

>>11862944
449675808

>>11864642
STOP FUCKING HARASING ME

>>11864642
>>11864647
STOP FUCKING HARASING ME

Why hasn't this thread been nuked yet?

>>11866160
Why would it? Its about alligator meat

>>11866263
Don’t be a faggot

>>11866920
.

>>11866920
>>11866134
>>11866132
>>11864548
plz die

>>11843072
Die

>>11866134
>>11866132
Why would anyone want to stop

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS SHOW

>>11868267
I don't see anybody but you actually talking about the show.
Yes, the OP has a reference to it, I know, but we were all just ignoring that and having a nice thread about eating gators until you and your kind showing up and started kvetching. Do you feel you're shitting up this place any less than OP?

>>11852441
In what universe is it cheap or efficient to sign up for hunting/shooting classes, pay for a hunting license, buy a gun and ammo, drive for hours out to the middle of nowhere, and blow an entire weekend wandering around the wilderness for a CHANCE at getting some meat?

>>11868446
You can't reason with someone in a psychosis as deep as his, anon. Better to just ignore and not derail further.

>>11843072
based pony lad

109564045

>>11869992
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

die

die

Die

>>11868480
You would have to enjoy getting out of the city and smelling the flowers and all that.
I do, and I would pay for it if I had to.
That's if we are presuming everything you said to be the case, of course. I can walk to a decent hunting spot with the bow I own anyway because it's fun and good exercise. Maybe I shoot something and maybe I don't. I usually get some reading done at least.
Hell, sometimes if I don't need the meat I'll still go out there and take the camera instead.
Not everybody lives in a tiny shitty apartment in South Central LA just because you do, you know.

There's nothing efficient about going to a pub either, but people do. You probably don't, though.

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11875319
Based

>>11843072
>overrated for the price?
it's regulations and hunter's licenses and other bullshit that keeps the prices high
I get illegally canned boar meat and it's cheap as fuck, smells nasty but tastes great

fucking die

Fucking die

fucking die

>>11879022
Good job bumping it again, OP.
Nobody has it figured out I'm sure.

why the fuck is ponyposting a problem now? It's nearly been a fucking decade since the show aired.

>>11873890
The person I was responding to was implying that game meat is cheap for everyone because you can theoretically hunt it yourself. Your response does nothing to support his claim or refute my post. Do try to keep up, Cletus.

>>11879147
Dunno. No one seems to care anymore besides one very dedicated autist.

>he's been keeping this thread alive for 8 days

>>11843112
I'm sorry buddy, but you are fucking delicious.

>>11845211
There are only so many possible arangements of protein in the flesh of vertibrae.

>>11879664
Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
https://derpibooru.org/695426

>>11843072
Die you fucking Banreyfag

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

Mods, are you really so dense that you can't see it's the ponyfag who keeps bumping this thread?
Just delete it already. Do you even use this site yourselves? How do you understand it so poorly?

>>11879664
Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
https://derpibooru.org/695426

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11843072 (OP)
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

die

>lee is still at it

>replied to this thread pointing out to the mods that it's obviously the ponyfag who keeps bumping it
>reported by own post to make sure they read it
>post was deleted

The mods literally don't know jack shit about this at all, do they? Fucking pathetic.

184516589

>>11889062
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

>inb4gb2v

>>11890000
kill brazil

>>11890536
Are you sure it's the brazilian? I don't remind him posting in /ck/

>>11843072
>10 days
How is this thread still alive?

>>11890794
Autism

>>11843072
>Just tried gator and it was very gummy.

>>11890794
I think the mods are keeping it alive just to see if it is physically possible to give Lee an aneurysm.

>>11890777
kill brazil

>>11862864
MLP has been running for 8 years IIRC. I think it's ending this year though.
Also this is a pretty slick mlp OP.

>>11890838
>8 years and it still triggering the fuck out of Canada.
Not even the president could get this good.

>>11843072
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

Die

Live

>>11849841

Nope you're just a fucking savage. How about you stop being a backwards fuckin hick and eat some fish you subhuman fucking neanderthal.

>>11845592
>>/k/ is a board devoted to weapons and military equipment. Discussions about politics or current events belong on /pol/. >>>/pol/
everyone ignores this because gun control is /k/ related and people discuss it there, regardless of how many retarded jannies screech about it. Theres not a chance in hell I'm going to discuss gun politics with a bunch of fuckface yuros on /pol/

>>11844451
you can’t domesticate alligators you moron.

what the fuck is happening in this thread?
is there some weird MLP dog whistle I'm unaware of? How does eating alligator have to do with MLP?
you horsefuckers are fucking weird man.

>>11893445
Explain gator land and other gator attractions you complete fuck wit

>>11893476
It's a mystery

>>11893827
Fuck off vendettafag, stop harassing me
https://www.deviantart.com/dasucs/art/My-Fav-Cartoons-770797219

>>11893760
Those are actors in gator costumes.

>>11893954
Thanks for the redpill lmao

>>11893476
Pretty sure it's a bot at this point that can easily be triggered, i've seen the same picture posted on several other boards with the intent to recieve barneyposting.

Heck he holds the highest post count of a single image on several boards at the moment.

>>11843072
Gator is not a good example of "game". It's something they farm and ship to places that want to have gator on the menu. I haven't ever been to a place that is known for having good gator. I don't think such a place exists, because it's shit for meat.

>>11894168
i had good gator at the fair
it was deep fried covered in frosted flakes on a stick

>>11894120
Is it possible for a bot to have autism?

Reminder that Kangaroo is the fucking best, it’s like Beef but better like Chicken is better Turkey

>>11843072 (OP)
HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLERS' SHOW

>>11895055
105868509

>>11895227
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

>>11895510
I will after you describe your mothers ass to me

>>11895522
Yeah, that really shows you're such a great person. NOT.

Die

Live

>>11892562
>Eww, gator taste bad
>That's because you didn't get it fresh you fucking faggot
>Flyovers bad
I can't wait to execute urb*nite scum.

>>11897143
kill brazil

bump

>>11843072
kangaroo is fucking awful.

>>11900583
Fuck you

>>11900621
I’m just doing my job, don’t shoot the messenger and such.

>>11900686
Ok then

Die

>>11843112
Hope somebody eats that thing before it passes it’s green new deal

105882227

>>11902916
The fuck you talking about? AOC is hot af!

>>11903224
Well, you're in the right thread, horsefucker.

>>11903164
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

>>11900583

>>11903299
105883099

>>11904504
STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME

die

If you ever needed proof that the jannies and mods are ponyfags who want this board to crash and burn, this thread is it.

>>11905734
This entire site deserves to crash and burn. Fuck m00t, fuck hiroshimoot, and fuck Snacks's faggot leftist tranny ass.

>>11897441

Socially maladjusted faggot with a shit palate looking to exert his anger upon others because of how insecure he is with his small penis and fragile masculinity? Yes sir I'll have some more! Throw yourself to the gators the next time you go huntin' you backwards ass faggot.

>>11905756
Cry harder bitch nigger.

>>11905734
Or they just think that fucking with Barneyfag is funny, like everyone else

>>11905813

Lol crying? Boy I'm jerking myself off while thinking about your tears.

>>11905875
Cope.

>>11905897

Oh yeah really original you memeing faggot

>>11905914
COPE.

>>11905867
Sometimes they can be selective of what to delete depending on which board.

>>11843072
You just can’t stealth mlp thread anymore

>>11844733

Not that poster, but I am from /mlp/.

There's a dude who keeps coming to /ck/ to keep making MLP references that go over you guys' heads. In the show, one of the characters has a pet alligator. Its name is Gummy, because it has no teeth. Those of us who lurk both boards get annoyed to no end by this faggot because he keeps using dogwhistles to reveal his power level.

>>11906486
Shut the fuck up, you autistic waste of life

>>11847545
Where did you get capybara? What was the taste like? The redditfags go nuts jerking off over them and all I can think is "how do they taste?"
>>11847629
That's most of the appeal for me. I'm wondering if it's tender like delicious veal, but less cruel.

>>11853294
Worse yet, it's a bot.

>>11906694
>This is the best Canada has to offer.

bump

>>11890812
I'm surprised he didn't kill himself when the april fools mlpol thing happened.

>>11849841
In a world where chicken exists, why the hell would I eat something that "tastes like chicken"? Especially when that something is a reptile and not found in literally every grocery store in the first world.

>>11907761
It's a meme for southern rednecks who like to LARP as a cajun swamprat and pretend they they killed and butchered a gator with their assault rifles they can't even break down and clean. It's just a shitty meat that you eat when you're a hunter gatherer, which no one on this board is, currently.

nice thread

>>11908726
kill brazil

>>11907721
It was probably pretty touch and go.

>>11908787
you replied that to some posters that weren't me in /v/

>>11908873
kill brazil

Kill them

>>11843072
You sneaky little nigger!

>>11845592
4chan loves pol

4chan laughs at mlp

4chan hates you

>>11910086
>4chan loves pol
>this is what /pol/ unironically believes

Fucking die

fucking die

>lee goldson is STILL at it

>>11910086
>4chan loves pol
AW GEEZE DUDE
AW GEEZE

>>11910086
>4chan loves /pol/

>>11906005

HICK

>>11912639
I would watch a documentary about his life. He's a fascinating, severely disturbed individual

>>11845475
take it to >>>/qa/ ;)

>>11912661
4chan has been enamored with /pol/ type memes since 2004.

See:

>>11843761
already done.
>>11843761

Just catch em yourself.

>>11912678
C O P E

>>11913220

H I C K

>15 days ago

>>11911345
>>11912430
>necro bumps thread
>necro bumps it 5 hours later unprovoked
If this isn't proof that this is extremely dedicated shitposting, I don't know what is.

>>11849841
No, gator is a shitty meat. I've had it fresh, and it still tasted like fishy chicken and had a shitty texture.

>>11914292

Florida boi here.

I gotta agree - it's MILES better fresh - but even then it is still just a BIT chewy.

I find it doesn't taste fishy - but there is some sort of undertaste.

Honestly just feels like you're eating low quality chicken that was prepared poorly.

>>11912884
anon, I ......

>>11895055
Is this the Barney guy I've been hearing about?

die

>>11918209
How are you still at this after nine fucking years?

>>11918255
Just the want to rid this place from shitters trying to wreck this place.

>>11919826
Its been 9 years, pretty sure you've lost that war

fucking die