/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11839322
he's gonna reveal his fursona

>>11839322
Maybe he's going to be the next Doctor in Doctor Who?

Hes actually a cot this whole time

He's gonna say it.

Ramsay will finally introduce the world to cooking and eating cats. It's not gonna be for slavs and chinks anymore.

rawr x3 anyone wanna rp OwO

You didn't hear it from me... but;
He is releasing a supermarket range of gourmet cat food.

>>11839322
His shadow looks like a kittycat

>>11839382
I'll bet you a million bucks he at the very least mutters it under his breath regularly.
Swearwords are like drugs. You start out on the tame stuff but eventually need something stronger to cover the shakes. We all know "fuck" isn't doing it for him.

>>11839384
>slavs
We don't eat cats.

let the yiffings begin r/furry bros! xD

>>11839471
two bombs weren't enough

Fucking lol. What's he gonna do, cosplay as a pokemon and rape a cake?

>>11839323
Lmfao

>>11839322
>back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show

>>11839471
DANCE WAGIE

>>11839491
Hey, that cat is a productive member of society. That's more than we can say for you.

>>11839471
why does it wrap it in a newspaper, that's disgusting

He's a celebrity. He's no longer a chef. Maybe you could call him a cook

>>11839541
Considering most cats cats sand whn they shit pretty good regardless about as much as what can you ask for?

>>11839573
>toxoplasmosis-induced stroke

>>11839570

His Michelin stars disagree.

>>11839580
michelin stars mean shit. He's got more in common with the kardashians than he does a real working chef, and its been that way for nearly 2 decades.

also he's worshipped by reddit

<script>alert("XSS")</script>

>>11839573

>>11839593
>michelin stars mean shit

Dude.

>>11839481
N

>>11839322
Am I the only one who noticed the shadow?

Nigger

Redpill me on the interracial ‘fuck niggers’ meme, fellow redditbros

>>11839697
are you mentally challenged?

>>11839322
look at the shadow though, looks like a cat lol

>>11839322
Maybe he's voicing a cat character in an animation. Regardless Gordon needs a new image retoucher because this is horrible.

>>11839541
hint: It's not actual newspaper.

>>11839382
*AHEM*

>>11839715
It's funny because it's so brazen but also cringe because racism is pretty gay in general. "Nigger" is an awesome word, though, for describing people you just plain don't like.

>>11839323
hahaaha

>>11839322
To loose something you actually have to had it, in the first place.

>>11839751
how do you know, are you a weeb?

>>11839471
extremely cute desu

>>11839798
>loose
*lose
>>>/int/

>>11839800
you don't need to be a weeb to know that all over the civilized world putting food in newspaper is illegal due to concerns of the ink being toxic, so people invented fake newspaper instead (used in particular in the UK for fish and chips).
you can clearly see that paper has paws printed all over it.

>>11839322
Probably that new show with celebrities in costumes. I'd lose my sides if he was a furry, though.
>Knot. In.

>>11839382

>>11839578
Fun fact, reddit, owning a cat doesn't actually predispose you to toxoplasmosis. 99% of people get it from unwashed vegetables or undercooked meat.

>>11839322
Hopefully he announces his retirement. The guy's a cunt. He's a shitty cook and an absolute asshole. He's only got a TV show because people like to watch him be an asshole.

>>11839322
Isn't it obvious? It's a faux-competitive cooking show where chef pet owners cook healthy meals for their pets and their pets "judge" the food. I guarantee you I'm not far off.

>>11839541
its a nostalgia thing, the way people used to do it so its got a kinda nostagic thing for many jappanese when they get a steaming hot sweet potato wrapped in newspaper(similar to using news paper for fish and chips)

>>11839322
His hot ones interview revealed a man descending into madness for sure. He was rubbing limes on his anus... That's just bizarre.

>>11840135
>Drinks entire bottle of pepto bismol
>hepatotoxicity, obliterates liver because he can't handle hot sauce
That was a hard to watch interview. Doubly so because the host of hot ones is a gigantic autist

>>11840135
>He was rubbing limes on his anus... That's just bizarre.
sounds oddly refreshing

>>11840135
>He was rubbing limes on his anus... That's just bizarre.
He's never heard of the european citrus bidet!

>>11840073
>t. Cat

>>11839455
*nuzzles cock*
OwO c-c-can I touch it ???!!1

>>11840353
If you're nuzzling a fucking dick with your face you're touching it already, you depraved furry queer.

>>11839471

I hate furries to my core, but this is okay.

>>11840457
I'm pretty sure the guy isn't a real furry, if that's any comfort.
He's just a Japanese guy who thinks cats are cute, so he dresses up as one while selling his roasted sweet pertaters.

>>11839384
You mean Italians, not slavs.

>>11839471
Looks like jar jar binks

>>11839323
Srsly this is the first thing that would come to anyones mind
What the fuck? Even if you arent a furry why ever do that "my shadow is actually an animal" aaaah

>>11840073
>Needing to wash your veg in bleach because fucking cat owner let their parasite run lose
String up all cat owners, then the cats.

>>11839635
They only mean that a place conforms to a certain set of rules, and that the owners have bribed the correct people.

>>11839471
He's so freaking slow. How can he make any profit at that rate? He could never clear a line if one started to develop.

>>11840640
You work faster at your food stand? Do you wear a fursuit too?

>>11839323
Fucking lol

>>11839322
He knows he can kill

>>11840640
Plus, he takes a 3-hour nap after each customer, licks his balls and goes apeshit if there's a piece of string laying around. Worthless fuck.

>>11839322
>le holding cuff while looking at camera pose

That shit is fucking queer.

>>11839778
thanks bro have an imaginary upvote


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He's going to reveal his Stand power to the world

>>11840599
His shadow looks like an anthro cat.

>>11840836
> he's going to
Friend. Buddy.
You're already dead.

>>11839384
>chinks
We don't eat cats.

>>11839697
fucking retard

>>11839771
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

>>11841242
>Mrs

>>11841252
t.

>>11840361
top kek

>This whole thread

>>11841284
Accept the truth, anon

I miss Trigger Happy TV

>>11840116
Die weeb

>>11841298
Based freaky president.

>>11841313
Based faggot

>>11840640
It's just an excuse to wear that shit out in public.

>>11840457
That's how it starts anon.

>>11840640
All capitalists need to die

>>11840616
You won't get toxoplasmosis from indoor cats though. It's only from cats who go out and eat something that was infected, but even then, they aren't contaminated forever.

>>11841466
>he's really slow because he's wearing fursuit gloves while trying to do food prep
>FUGGIN' GABIDOLISD :DDDD

>>11840457
I gotta agree. It's one thing to want to be a cat and fuck a dog, another to think a cat serving you food is kinda funny and cute.

>>11839322
>>11839323
He's Guin

>>11841313
not based, just a faggot soiboi married to a tranny.

>>11841507
Okay, cat owners with indoor cats can live ... the ones who let them run free still need to die though.

>>11839322
What the hell
I’m kinda scared

>>11839322
Ratatouille?

>>11839382

>>11839635
Dude it's true tho, make a chart of his activities, compared to the Kardashians and that of an unkmown (celebrity status) full time head chef of a Michelin restaurant. His graph will be way more similiar to the Kardashians. He doesn't really relate as a chef anymore.

>>11839541
most print inks are poisonous ergo antibacterial, it's pretty common to see Chinese people still eating off newspapers after buying streetfood.

>>11839593
he's in his 3 star restaurant 4 days a week still when not filming. you also can't bribe your way to stars, they've taken stars away from him numerous times and even Ducasse lost a star for Louis XV once despite everybody claiming various michelin guide conspiracy theories. the woman he taught to run his restaurant now has argurably the best food in the world (Core by Clare Smythe) and he helped her put up the money for her restaurant without taking any shares or branding it himself, which is a pretty cool thing to do

I feel like I'm being memed the past few days into believing Gordon Ramsey is some extremely bizarre individual who does shit like shove beans up his butt, transpose hamburger buns into and out of existence, lower his polycount, has a fursona, breaks laws of physics. But why? What is this psyops campaign against my mind? Usually I can think of a reason. But I imagine in a year or so it'll be clear what the purpose of this memery is.

>>11842447
You know too much.

>>11839593
Ramsey doesn't need some jew to tell him what to do. Sure he uses his persona to make more money, but he's self made. He's more like Trump than a Kardashian.

>>11842528
Oops, Ramsay.

>>11839471
I dont think this is a furry anon
This one is realistic and not cartoony like the degenerates
I fucking hate furries but i think this one is legit

>>11842626
It's also Asia, they are permitted to dress like this because azns

>>11842641
Japs dress in animals suits because its cosplay, they like to show a skill set they posses.
Furries in west posses the skill set of autism most likely.

>>11840710
You deserve a (you)

>>11839471
are those sweet potatoes?

>>11839471
>That'll be $53.95, plus tip

>>11842659
Westerners wear fursuits to shit in their diapers

>>11841296
itoddlers btfo?

>>11839471
its kinda like if cat humanoids were real

>>11839322
him and Ellen are slowly turning into the same person

>>11843205
someone warn rich evans

>>11839322
I already knew he was a pussy after the hot ones episode

>>11839471
Are those fucking fans in his back?

>>11843428
Probably. They are giant fur coats that cover your entire body, plus all the decorations and sexual excitement. He probably doesn't need them since the weather in the webm seems a bit more Fall with everyone in jackets, but since he probably runs his little cart business most of the year, summer would definitely need some circulation.

>>11842124
>weeee look at me im a retarded schizo weeee

>>11843553
Not him, but I think everyone got that you are retarded by now

>>11840640
You seriously think he's going to get a line of people wanting to buy yams?

Guess: Gordon is going to star in a kids cartoon where he plays an anthro doberman.

>>11839593
I actually kinda wonder if he ever shows up and decides to actually work in one of the restaurants he owns? A person can point out that his restaruatns have michelin stars, but he's so well known for celebrity more than being a chef that works in his own restaurants. Even though Thomas Keller owns multiple restaurants across the united states, I can see him actually working his his own restaurant instead of just sitting back letting the cash flow in.

>>11839471
i'm friends with this girl (?) on facebook, she's beyond wholesome

>>11841322
HAHA OBONGO HIS WIFE IS LE MONKEY GET IT XDDDDDDDDD

>>11844332
>wholesome
why did this word take off with internet losers?

>>11844337
seethe harder

>>11844337
No thats actually how she looks like.

>>11839697
You're the only one who should kill yourself

It's going to be such a good adaptation, you guys.

>>11841466
Enjoy your death at 34 from preventable disease, you violent hippy weirdo.

>>11839735
Cringe, that was the point

>>11839715
what the fuck is redditbros

please leave

Maybe it's coming back?

>>11840116
mmmmmmm fok yea
me want some fash en shits now FOK m8!

KIRA KUIN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
BAITSA DUSTO

>>11840116
desu i can relate to the fish and chip thing

>>11845807
Nice.

Ok so its confirmed ramsays fursona is a cat.

>>11845807
based

>>11845807

>>11839322
someone edit his shadow to the pepe holding a champagne class

>>11845807
What would his stand's name be?

Can someone explain? Is it because he posted at 1 am?

>>11839322
>Ramsay is actually otherkin
Anyone who didn't see this coming is a moron.

>>11846547
What are some classic rock songs about food?

>>11846665
that's what I was trying to think of, I was hoping someone would answer

>>11846549
He's opening an Asian restaurant called Lucky Cat. Presumably the cat is lucky because it is not being cooked.

>>11847045
>White dude opening an asian restaurant
This world is sick.

>>11839481
based and truthpilled

>>11846547
Cheeseburger in Paradise

>>11845807

>>11847147
This is it. This is the one.

>>11839323
FPBP

>>11839471
Look at the money pouch, he is dressed up as one of those nazi salute cats. It is a mascot thing

>>11839322
HE'S GONNA BE A CAT ON FOX'S MASKED SINGER SHOW. YOU DUMB AUTISTIC FAGGOTS!

>>11846665
Idk, Cherry Pie?

>>11839322
Gordon Ramsay cant cook anymore
He even lost to a drunken fat slob who drives slower than his grandma on a sunday afternoon

>>11846665
Rock'n'Roll McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU

>>11847631
That's a strong contender.