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Anyone who adds seeds to food should have both their hands amputated. They add nothing except the gift of undigested seeds stuck in your anus after they finally scrape their way past the intestines.

>> No.11831093

Maybe you should chew your goddamn food, Cletus

>> No.11831102

>>11831093
They're little seeds, you can chew for an hour if you want and they'll still tear through your insides undigested.

>> No.11831103 [DELETED] 

>>11831089

What kind of welfare nigger doesn't eat seeds or nuts?

>> No.11831108 [DELETED] 

>>11831093

Back to /pol/ you go, nigger

>> No.11831110

>>11831089
>scrape intestines
Look at it this way Cletus, you're getting a free colon cleanse which god knows you need with all of the pig slop you shovel into them.

>> No.11831114

>>11831103
>welfare
???
I don't like having seeds stuck in my ass, what the fuck does that have to do with your income bracket?

>> No.11831115

>>11831108
I'm a communist, so no

Also seeds rule and have a lot of great nutrients

>> No.11831122

>>11831114
Because the only way anything gets "stuck in your ass" is if you're not eating enough plants, which means you are probably poor or stupid

>> No.11831123

>>11831089
Maybe man seed is more your speed, OP.

>> No.11831127

>>11831110
>Cletus
Where are you people getting these bizarre assumptions from? Why would welfare recipients or Southern stereotypes *not* respond well to seeds?It's like you're seeing the exact opposite of reality.

>> No.11831129

>>11831127
see
>>11831122

>> No.11831130

>>11831122
Poor people love seeds if anything. And I'm on a doctor ordered low residue diet you retard, fiber fucks with my ulcers.

>> No.11831131 [DELETED] 

>>11831127

It's pretty common knowlege that flyover niggers don't eat seeds.

>> No.11831141

>>11831089
Try chewing your food next time.

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>>11831131
>It's pretty common knowlege that flyover niggers don't eat seeds.

Atlanta here... can confirm they don't eat seeds unless it's breadded & fried

>> No.11831150

>>11831089
OP, Hypochlorhydria is a word that you should familiarize yourself with.

>> No.11831157 [DELETED] 

>>11831147
> niggers
> don't spit sunflower seeds constantly

pick one

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11831162

>>11831131
>>11831147
How young are you to be unfamiliar with the poor blacks chewing / spitting seeds stereotype?

>> No.11831172

>>11831141
Do you grind sesame seeds to a fine powder with your teeth somehow?

>> No.11831175
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11831175

Imagine being the kind of filthy, subhuman scum who can’t appreciate the amazing flavor of sesame seeds. What a sad existence that must be.

>> No.11831182 [DELETED] 

>>11831157
>>11831162
> /pol/ racistboomer trying to spread stereotypes

fuck off. everybody knows blacks can't eat fucking seeds. they're mostly allergic.

>> No.11831189

>>11831182
They're stereotypes for a reason you idiot.

>> No.11831262

Anyone who adds sneeds to feed should have both their seeds amputated. They add nothing except the gift of chuck's fuck in your anus after they finally scrape their way past the suck.

>> No.11831272

^ terrible post

>> No.11831297

do /tv/ posters legitimately have down syndrome?

>> No.11831308

>>11831297
Please don't insult the downies by comparing them to /tv/ posters.

>> No.11831801

do seed posters legitifeedly have sneed syndrome?

>> No.11832349

>>11831801
He can seed he can seed
I can feeeeeed.
Dr sneedus dr sneedus
Dr sneedus dr sneedus
Dr sneedus dr sneedus
Oh oh dr sneedus