[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 287 KB, 785x847, 1548028209495.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11828014 No.11828014 [Reply] [Original]

>get drunk
>end up eating a whole package of saltine crackers with mustard (either grey poupon or regular yellow mustard) spread on

>> No.11828021

make 2 cups of cooked rice and a cup of gravy, eat it all in less than five minutes

>> No.11828026

>>11828014

dude add some deenz and you got yourself a bonafide snack

>> No.11828031

DUDE


ALCOHOL

>> No.11828185

>>11828014
>get drunk
>eat entire pacakge of cracker and slice some cheese up (around 1100 calories)
>eat another container of crackers (600 calories)
>eat a package of corn puff cereal (660 calories)

>when trying to be healthy, will eat carrots with spicy brown mustard or sriracha

>> No.11828414

>>11828031
get lost on your way to the newfag board?

>> No.11828446

>>11828014
Eat creamed corn out of the can no butter
Will just make a giant bowl of salad with balsamic vinegar and olive oil and just eat that in place of a meal
Sometimes I just yu choy in western dishes because I never have kale

>> No.11828535

>>11828014
>get drunk
>don't eat anything because drinking makes me full
>go to bed

>> No.11828883

>>11828185
>eat normal amount of food for the day (1000 - 2000 calories)
>at night get drunk (>1000 calories)
>gorge self (>1000 calories)
>next morning shit piss
>weigh self
>less than before last night

huh?

>> No.11828918

Rice and hot sauce

>> No.11828945

i scratch my testicles when in the company of other males to assert my dominance.

>> No.11828953

>>11828014
i eat almonds by using my front teeth snap them in half down the middle because i like licking how smooth the inside is

>> No.11828957
File: 194 KB, 717x880, back to reddit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11828957

>>11828945
>namefag
>look how random I am guys XD

>> No.11828962

>>11828957
are you attempting to challenge my dominance?

>> No.11828966

>>11828957
didn't think so