/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11819112
Anything is good as long as you don't go extreme on sweetness.
It's not so difficult

>>11819112
I'm a Mexican guy and my favorite dish is a California burrito with alternating dips of ketchup and guacamole.

>>11819112
Why aren't you with a white man making white babies instead of hooking up with a spic and making disgusting midget goblins ?

>>11819135

>>11819127
I was thinking of a strawberry shortcake Or would that be too sweet?

>>11819151
It should be fine. If you're making it yourself you're not really going to lose any points with them unless you absolutely fuck it up, which I doubt you'll do.
Mexicans really aren't hard to deal with like that. White people are considerably worse.

>>11819112
Make a cake resembling a wall.

>>11819112
just bring over a 7 layer dip with frito scoops.
his family will understand

>>11819131
This ese knows whats up.
t. White guy from California.

>>11819112
Do a cool whip vanilla pudding graham cracker banana pineapple layer cake. Top with maraschinos and shredded coconut, brown the top layer of cool whip if you want to get really fancy.
Never had a crowd that did not absolutely destroy this dish.
For real, it sounds too simple to be true, but motherfuckers will tear that shit up.

Plus Mexicans love fruit deserts.
You can tinge it toward a Mexican palette with certain spices too.

>>11819192
Handmade chips for brownie points or am i trying too hard

>>11819112
OP here. I'm gay btw if it matters.

>>11819135
gay """people""" can't make babies

>>11819205
Thank you i will definitely be doing that sounds delicious

I wanted to do banana bread maybe i can add something special to that for their palette

>>11819135
>t.5'6 """(((white)))""" american

>>11819222
I girl

>>11819231
OP here, I'm actually gay btw and this is an impersonator, if it matters.

>>11819231
and I'm Prince Charles!

>>11819222
Based trips

>>11819235
OP why are you hooking up with a manlet goblino spic instead of having hot gay sex with a strong blond aryan white man?

>>11819235
Hey now just wait a minute buddy

>>11819243
Because i can so fuck you

Leave it to /pol/ to ruin anything

>>11819252
no one has mentioned it but you, fucking retard.

Pic related it's my gay mexican thug boyfriend

>>11819135

Death to white Americans! Europeans besides Brits are fine by me but fuck you cum skin. We're gonna breed your white American whores until yout entire race is wiped out. It's already in decline all white American sluts love the ethnic cock. Man I wish I could see you kept in a cage like a zoo animal, faggot ass white boy.


>reeeeee why won't they breed with me!

>>11819243
We're in an open relationship, I get to have hot, gay sex with sexy men of every race. It's fabulous, baby!

Alright you cucks ruined goodnight

>>11819273
Go back

If you are white or asian the only course of action is to kill your bf and his family before blowing your own brains out. Make the world a better place, several less undesirables and one less race traitor!

>>11819227
Good luck OP.

OP here, I'm sorry to say this relationship didn't work out. I'm now dating a gay, sexy, muscular black man, is there anything I can cook that his nigger family would love?

>>11819127
>as long as you don't go extreme on sweetness

I bet you like whipped icing better than real buttercream don't you?

>>11819112
Fucking whore, kys

Jesus Christ.,,, they're Americanized. .. Bbq em something Merica style for Satans sake with some beer.
BUILD THAT WALL

>>11819131
Based