/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11812867
Cheaper to make/easier to sell?

You said it yourself its peasant liquor

>>11812867
Its called crystal head vodka not shit colored rum skull

>>11812899
dubs of truth, fpbp

>>11812867
who?

very cool

I bought the "gift" pack of that where it had the four little skull shot glasses, gotta say, Dan made some good shit, but I doubt I'd buy it again for $45-$50 a bottle. But damn am I gonna reuse that bottle for d&d type shit.

it'd be cooler if it was dark rum and the skull eventually became clear as you consumed it

>>11812867
>over everything else
He also has a winery.

>>11812867
Because fuck your self-entitled faggotry.

>>11812867
It's almost worth it for the cool bottle. My alcoholic uncle has one and it looks pretty nice. Apparently the vodka wasn't too bad either, but why the fuck would you ever pay $50 for vodka?

>>11813570
spotted the peasant

>>11812867
>22 minute Crystal Head Vodka review
>Doesn't even taste or drink it in the review
Is Jontron channeling DSP now?

>>11815007
it's vodka. shit all tastes the same.

>>11815127
but they filtered it through diamonds

>>11815127
I've drank a lot of vodka and this is pretty true.

But I feel dirt cheap vodkas give you a worse hangover, that could be placebo or coincidence tho.

>>11815007
It wasn't a review of the vodka, it was a review of Dan Akroyd's insane behavior and beliefs.

>>11813584
I had a stripper over. She said she only drank vodka and tonic. So I bought this. We fucked so I'm happy I have that memory and also this bottle now.

>>11813383
You're cool

>>11812936
Dan Akroyd, the guy who played the judge in that classic movie Nothing But Trouble.

>>11813584
you literally answered your own question. How's life with Down's anyway?

>>11815143
That could be the glycol that Dan kept ranting about in his ads

But actually though, is Crystal Head any good? Or is it just Smirnoff in a meme bottle?

>>11817715
It's better than Smirnoff. Comparable to Russian Standard.

It's a nice enough vodka, and the bottle is nice. I just need another one so I have a pair.

>>11817847
that looks fucking gay and retarded. are you a thirty year old female or something? kill yourself.

>>11817868
I'll get right on that, namefag.

>>11817868
lol @ this kid trying so hard to fit in here. it's not meant to be, sport.

>>11817847
I liiiike it

>>11815143
It's because they don't filter them enough. The more vodka gets filtered, the less conginers it has.

>>11812867

we all have "our" moments

inb4: busy Mom? Love your BLOG!

>>11815136
not even diamonds, they're quartz crystals that make your pp bigger

what made dan so crazy

>>11818066
He was always that crazy.

>>11813584
DIAMOND. FILTERED. ALIEN HEAD. VODKA. YOU'RE LUCKY ITS NOT 100 DOLLARS. THERES NO ADDATIVES! NO GLYCOL! ONLY FRESH NEWFOUNDLAND WATER AND DIAMONDS.

When the bottle cost more to make than the disgusting swill it contains, you know you're a peasant for buying it

>>11817876
when jevin speaks /ck/ listens

>>11817847
Yeah, I've actually heard you don't have a pair.

>>11813383
>d&d type shit

>>11817847
It would have looked better with all white pebbles. Pinterest betrayed you.

>>11818526
How's his dick taste, faggit?

>>11818777
Like dick, I assume.
Wait, do dicks taste different from each other? Is that a thing?

>>11812867
Not enough people on /ck/ watch JonTron to care about your stupid thread.

>>11813584
Paid $50 for some British potato vodka when I was in bongland.

>only a quartz filter

I want my vodka filtered through emeralds faggot

>>11818810
Different women's nipples do, so it's probably similar with dicks.

>>11817847
Neat

>>11818733
underrated

>>11817847
saved to my pinterest home decor

Why don't you just say you want a JonTron thread instead of this ass-backwards, roundabout thread?

>>11817876
I never notice namefags until someone points them out. Stop being a disservice to the site culture by giving then attention.

>>11815136
and it has no antifreeze

>>11812867
It's easier to manufacture vodka.
It doesn't require any aging or blending and you can make it out of commonly available foodstuffs.

>>11812867
>>11812920

And Crystal Head aint fuckin cheap

>>11817868
Suck it, jev, its called style n looks pretty cool, tbhyfjo

What the fuck is a pinterest?

>>11812946

>>11812867
Is this shit actually worth the $50, or is all that crap about no glycol just marketing?

>>11817673
He also directed that movie.

>>11815187
Then why didn't he play a clip of Dan saying aliens won't come visit us now because 9/11 happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-a8KTB5rK4

How has no one posted it yet?

https://youtu.be/VSrLG1zPr2g

>>11823537
It's a fucking meme

>>11815216
>vodka and tonic

I just don't get why people like substituting vodka for gin in drinks when it's got almost no character at all. All you're doing when you add vodka is adding more ABV instead of improving flavour.

>>11823741
>don't get why people want more abv than flavor

>>11823741
I hate it when I ask for a greyhound and they mix it with vodka
I don't want russian shit in my food or drinks, thanks

>>11823440
My friend got this for his bday from friends, said he'd save it for a special occasion. Guy was such a peasant that he opened it up cause he ran out of his usual juice and mixed it up with energy drink. Something inside me died that day.

>>11823747
>imfuckingplying adding flavour and alcohol content are mutually exclusive

I'll go so far as to say that ANY drink featuring vodka as an ingredient can be infinitely improved by substituting it with the right gin.

>>11823783
Not going to argue against that, but sometimes people drink to get drunk for cheap and not flavor

>>11823537
I bought it more for the bottle. Its a fun prop to have around the house.

>>11823699
Because it is obvious you blockhead. I swear some people can't into context.

>>11823792
True, and in that case they'd have very little reason to shell out too much money for glorified alcohol solution, which vodka ultimately is. It's the biggest fucking scam in the drinks industry; say what you want about overrated wine and adulterated premium rums, but at least the producers actually produce the base product. A lot of so-called 'craft vodka' distillers don't even have that excuse; they just get homogeneous spirits from massive distilling companies, then run it through their own stills just to satisfy the 'handmade' and 'small batch' requirement. Tito's is especially guilty of this; why do you think the guy never lets people tour his distillery, which supposedly supplies national demand despite being a 'small producer'?

>>11823820
That's fair. I don't think people buy craft vodka for flavor, but that they're too sensitive to something with unique taste like gin. Vodka can be super scammy in terms of cost per abv, but the cheap shit works just fine.

>>11815007
He mentioned that he actually liked the vodka

>>11823481
>Mike, the guy who likes paranormal investigation tv shows 'ironically'
>drinking dan 'ghosts are real and I bust them in my basement' akryod's meme liquor

Hmmmm

>>11823820
why are whiskeyfags so mad about this? I have a friend that bitches about this on FB too

>>11824512
>FB

>>11824515
yea I use FB so what

the way I see it the whiskeyfags are just mad because that guy did what they wanted but it was for whiskey and they are jealous he did it first. How much difference could sourcing your own mash for vodka even make. Not much I would imagine

>>11823762
>>11812867
>Thinking some meme brand is good just because it's expensive
This pleb tier reasoning is why brands like Louis Vuitton and Versace now make baseball caps and flip flops. A fool and his money are easily parted.

>>11824512
>I have friends on 4Chan who bitch about this.
See how retarded that sounds?

>>11824515
>I have friends on 4Chan who bitch about this.
See how retarded that sounds?

>>11815007
He briefly mentioned that it was good vodka, but mostly the video was about Dan more than anything else

>>11825370
no he didn't

Have anyone seen the dragon vodka?
Also 40 dollar is worth it just for that skull alone
The vodka is above russian standard and beldevere

>>11817673
I liked him better in trading places

I got the 750ml on sale for 40 bucks, and it was worth that at least. Good vodka, noticeably better than middle shelf stuff but not incredible. And the bottle is nice to keep.

I really want to get one of these

>>11825418
Neato

>>11812867
DanAyckroyd aka assHolio owns a bunch of the company

>>11825418
ayy

>>11823741
Gin adds nothing to tonic water. Tonic water overpowers everything.

>>11825195
Only because we're all anonymous here.

>>11818733
Sides are in kosmos