/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I wouldn't.

>>11806176
I'd take her back home, have her shower and get into bed, then go to town

The classical 'go 'ep 'ish 'za.
Wouldn't feed it to my dog

I'd get her clothes off and spread her legs apart.

>>11806185
This
>>11806182
And this if Im eating her ass

>>11806192
>if

>>11806184
Unless you wanted your dog to take a shit like pic related. I'm all about the 'ew 'ork 'za myself desu.

>>11806176
>girl trying to stifle her laughter at the dumb incel who prefers chicago lasagna """"pizza"""" over the patrician NY slice

That looks like one fucked up pizza, but I guess I’d take a slice and try to eat it. If it started to fall apart I’d use utencils.

>>11806192
What if she's lactose intolerant and poops in your mouth

>>11806176
I'd halve one of the slices and eat that

>>11806284
haha, what have YOU been smoking?
and can I have some??? ;)

>>11806176
I wouldn't eat it, but I'd fuck it.

>>11806241
No man, her ass needs to be clean if Im to stick my tongue in it.
>>11806284
Scat can be hot, but only if it just involves the girl. I dont want to touch it.

>>11806176
Is that from Giordano's pizza in Chicago?

I'd tell her to leave that sweater on, and her panties too. I love licking the inner crotch and working my tongue up in under the panty elastic

Wait did you mean the pizza?

>>11806284
can you imagine the taste haha

>>11806176
>PizzaMadeForInstagram.jpg
I hate women

>>11806176
I wouldn’t. #teamthincrust

>>11806176
Do you think she did a massive shit after eating all that?

>>11806612

If she's lactose intolerant, yeah

>>11806176
Don't just stare at it, eat it

>>11806615

>>11806176
With a spoon and a look of disgust on my face with every single bite. I wouldn't knowingly buy that shit, so it would likely be a "treat" from a colleague, friend, or family member. Wouldn't want to offend them by flat out refusing.

That said, I am a strict pescatarian so if there is any non-fish meat on there I will most definitely say no.

>>11806284
its everything ive ever wanted

Detroit-style pizza is better than that Chicago abomination.

>>11806728
Square pizza is an abomination in this former Obamanation and you are a perpetual child for liking it. Everyone knows square pizza's only domain is the public school system, and anyone who yearns for it is just looking for a tether back to the simpler times of their childhood because they aren't fit for adult life.

GO

>>11806749
I don't know if I should go 'cha or 'vark on my 'go 'za. All I know is that it's 'gram material either way and it's definitely going on my 'apstory.

>>11806747
Jesus christ you are autistic.
It is just more practical to make square pizza if you are at home, who gives a damn what shape a pizza is other than ultra-autists and children?

>>11806771
tell that to the pizza fairies, smartass.

>>11806771
If you can't make a round pizza and cut it into twelve symmetrical slices like a functioning adult, you have no place calling anyone else autistic there little Timmy.

>>11806176
What, her muff? Tongue jutting in and out of her hole at lightninging speed, followed by quick circular licks around the circumfrence

>>11806747
>caring about the shape of a pizza
>any year

lmao not even going to take this bait

>>11806771
the shape of the pizza derives from how the crust is handled. You can't properly "toss" a square pizza. Any method that forms a square pizza is sacrificing texture.

>>11806792
yep

>>11806176
Just like the girl, by puking on the table.

>>11806176
from left to right.

>>11806345
I dont think so, when i was there in '16 i believe the deep dish was served in a pan

>>11806837
>thinking hipsters and women wouldn't remove the pizza from the pan for optimal Instagram photogenics

>>11806176
I'd probably start with a few broad laps to ensure the moisture is evenly distributed, then experimentally tickle a couple of areas to see what spots get the strongest response, and decide how to proceed from there.

>>11806843
Oh fuck, that's a good point.

>>11806176
i'd slowly lift it up and then throw it into the trash

>>11806176
that's avarage dish in america i don't understand what's wrong here

>>11806176
Fucking mongoloids in Chicago

>>11806176
look at the puddle of oil on that shit oooooooooooyyyy veeeyyyyyyyyy

>>11806176
Fucking Americans man...

>>11806176
Stream myself pissing on it then lighting the table on fire while I beat up the owner trying to kick me out.

>>11806176
isn't this just like
a really big quiche?
except you put the sauce on top of the cheese instead of the other way around

>>11807211
No. There's no egg in it at all, and melted cheese won't hold its shape by itself.

>>11806340

>>11806176
Is that Riley Reid?
I'd eat that pizza with my god damn hands and mouth, until a fork would be required.

>>11806340
>No man, her ass needs to be clean if Im to stick my tongue in it.
Are you one of those evangelist prudes I've heard about?

>>11806182
>not getting into the shower with her to make sure she gets everything that I intend to munch on

>>11806792
>What is a grandma pizza?

Fuck off

One bite at a time.

>>11807338
>what is my dementia ridden 90 year old grandmother's poor excuse for food preparation
You can do better than that, bucko.

>unironically upset over the greatest pizza invention mankind will ever create

>>11807055
That's water, you inbred.

>>11806176
Wtf is this?

>>11807502
/thread. everyone bitching in here is a yorkiefag fag in denial

>>11806176
>present a burger to tribal people
>they don't understand how to eat it
>present a Chicago stuffed to an East/West Coast/Mountain fag
>they don't understand how to eat it
:galactic_think:

>>11806176
Very carefully, with appropriate plating and utensils.

>>11806176
>it
don't objectify her

>>11807544
>and utensils

>>11806176
Imagine her BRAAAAPs after that

>>11806176
with my mouth

>>11806176
>That fucking PUDDLE of grease in the middle
I would leave the restaurant immediately

>>11807626
>I would leave the restaurant immediately
That's clearly water. From the toppings.

'I 'wouldn't

>>11807643
Still leaving immediately because that means that the entire bottom crust must be soaked through

i'd sneak an engagement ring into her slice and hope like fuck that she doesn't choke on it.

no i wouldn't.

>>11807677
>must be soaked through
If it weren't a Chicago stuffed, sure.
Fucking tourists.

>>11806176
That looks like it could feed for a day and a half maybe 2

>>11807218
This poor thing ever find a man to love her?

>>11806182
But how will you go to town if you're in bed?

>>11806176
This pizza is the embodiment of mutts. Big greasy disgusting mess that calls itself something it isn't.

>>11807825
She's in bed. He's not.

>>11807770
Yes. I bought an extra large once for thirty bucks. Fed me for four days. Terrific bargain, if you can overlook the fact that they use american cheese in their blend (BLEH).

>>11807928
>water
>grease
If you don't cook, why are you here.

>>11808020
There's no way that was 100% water with no grease in it

>>11808321
>There's no way
No shit, moron, there's sausage in there, too. But that's a technical argument that makes you seem like you're desperate. For all intents and purposes, that's water from the bell peppers and onions, they never cook the produce before adding it.

>>11808426
So what's wrong with calling a greasy mess a greasy mess?

>>11808471
When it's not grease.

What does pussi taste like bros?

>>11808578
depends on the pussi in question

>>11808578
like a 'go 'za

that's a quiche

>>11808020
When half the thing is a fucking cheese block, how can you not say it's greasy?

>>11810308
Cheese is only greasy if you heat up the wrong kind of cheese to the point where the emulsion breaks and the fat separates out. That doesn't appear to be the case here so it doesn't look greasy at all.

>>11806182
i would spend my time with her rather than leave her at my house

>>11810763
kek

>>11806176
>Giordano's
Trash pizza

>>11807643
Even fucking worse! Nothing's more horrible than watery, soggy meat. That's why you add flour, corn starch and herbs to make gravy.

>>11806728
Facts

>>11806182
>tuck her into bed and then leave

>>11811062
To get eggs for breakfast or course. She doesn't have to tell me what happened, just eat them.

>>11811085
all of them

>>11808532
You admitted it contains grease, therefore it is greasy.

>>11807802
She an heroed

>>11810308
Because I know how food works when you cook it. And I live in Chicago, dumbass, I've HAD that pizza.

>>11811048
>That's why you add flour, corn starch and herbs to make gravy.
That would be for a pie. This is a pizza.
>watery, soggy meat
What?

>>11806176
With a knife and a fork probably.

>>11810975
This. Go Lou's or go home.

>>11806176
Fucking Chicago style pizza man.

>>11806176
Why is she smelling her hand? Where has she put it before the pic was taken?

>>11806176
Eat a slice and take the rest home and put it into the freezer.

>>11806792
>muh perfectly round, circular 'za
>not making a triangle 'za
>not making a spherical 'za
>not making an open Morin surface 'za
its like you're not a real pizzaiolo

>>11806728
Wel shit you could've just said "I have autism" half the time Detroit pizza crust is burnt to shit

>>11812265
I was so hyped go try lous for the first time but in all honesty it's one if not the worst deep dish I have had it lacks so much flavor even Ginos east beats it Giordanos is the best deep dish maker in Chicago land area

Reminder for you autists, Chicago deep dish is the best "pizza" for celebrating an occasion (I.e birthdays, holidays, graduations, etc.). Chicago tavern style is something that most people would enjoy as its more of a dinner or a snack

>>11813692
>burnt pizza is bad!

how does this not apply to all pizza types, you absolute mong

>>11812352
She's covering her mouth pretending to be disgusted by this american masterpiece.

>>11813726
But the thing is, is that most of the time it is burnt no matter where I get it from unlike 95% of the other pizzas i get where it's actually cooked

>>11813692
Detroit pizza when cooked right looks burnt but definitely is not.

>>11813719
>Chicago tavern style is something that most people would enjoy as its more of a dinner or a snack
You mean Milwaukee style?

>>11806182
>shower
snifflet detected

I really don't see the appeal of eating big globs of melted mozzarella with sauce. It'd be like eating chewing gum or something.
The fact that cheese is on top of normal pizza and gets slightly browned and crispy but still chewy is the best part.

>>11812127
Look at that picture again and tell me if that massive puddle of water bodes well. Whoever made the pizza clearly didn't care enough to pour out the excess juices after browning the ground meat before filling the crust. They just slopped it all in.

>>11806176
bitch lasagna, respectively.

>>11806650
You need to check if all the semen you're swallowing is allowed as part of a Pescatarian diet, faggot.

TOO MUCH CHEESE WTF
CHICAGO IS FOR DIARRHEA

>>11806176
Its like a large pizza sitting on top of a huge pizza. No wonder americans are getting fat as fuck

>>11812352
because she was just scratching her ass

>>11806176
How do you not gag eating that much melted mozzarella? Who the fuck can do this?

>>11806650
>a look of disgust on my face with every single bite.
>Wouldn't want to offend them
Nice

Ultimately it's like a very inferior shitty meat pie.
No reason to exist at all.

>>11807239
>when she showers before but her snatch still tastes like sweat
How does this happen?

>>11814918
its not really much like that at all

>>11806184
i love this post

bump for glory

>>11815057
Women don't have a foreskin to clean behind so are never taught to wash their genitals.

>>11806747
There is one pizza shop near me that deliver square pizza. It fills the box perfectly, which I feel is better value than all the negative space around a round pizza.

wtf is that green shit

>>11806795
based

>>11807531
How do you eat it?

>>11817697
>foreskin to clean

is this an american meme?

Chiraq niggas represent. I pick that shit up with my hands because the crust should always be strong enough.

>>11806747
I make homemade pizza maybe twice a month, and I have rectangular pans so they're always square. Lul u mad

>>11806176
Knife, fork & spoon by the look of it. I wouldn't be able to manage the crust

>>11806182
>eating pussy
disgusting

>>11806176
by throwing it in the garbage where it belongs and ordering a real pizza

>>11806182
>shower
>not wafting in the stank

>>11808321
Do you know what grease is ?
Hint: Oil =/= grease.
Now go back to facebook you vapid roastie.

>>11806176
with my mouth?

>>11806176
hmm... it brings up a valid question that i've always wondered about....

Would vegans eat pussy?
I mean it does contain animal byproducts...

>>11820090
from what I've understood it's to reduce/stop raising those animals for the sole purpose of creating the food/item products.
'eat pussy' differs from that. so I would say it's okay

>>11819825
We're talking about ass here bro. Eating ass. The road less taken.

>>11806345
>>11806837
Looks like it might be Lou Malnati's.

>>11806176
Glorious deep dish > 7/10 pussy

>>11820090
I've never heard anybody say this before. What a creative mind you have.

>>11806176
Step 1: Throw it away
Step 2: Make myself a pizza instead of a casserole
Step 3: Eat that instead

>>11813692
>not liking slightly burnt crust
What a fucking pleb.

>>11806179
fpbp

>>11806176
just look at all that water leaking from inside. disgusting.

>>11820718
>throwing away food

>>11806176
That's enough food for like 12 people. So, I'd eat it in like 24 meals spread out over the month so I could eat a little other stuff with it.

>>11819587
you're kidding right

>>11806182
Weirdo

>>11811942
wait what
really?

>>11819777
>rectangular pans
>always square

better get those checked m80

>>11820127
eating ass is ONLY acceptable in the peak heat of the moment

>>11807603

Neopolitan Pizza> all others

>>11822619
imagine being this much of a tryhard

>>11822644
nice refute
the perfect pizza
beautiful
magnificent
a work of art
Truly Neopolitan pizza is for those with taste

>>11822651
gay and cringepilled

>>11806728
Jets and buddy's always

>>11822669
the gayest pizzas are the tastiest

>>11822651
>Truly Neopolitan pizza is for those with taste
you mean undiscerning hipster types who just want to be parted with their money for the illusion of being cultured

>>11822724
i mean its ok if you prefer little ceasers anon
i know moneys hard for you

>>11806182
Anon you silly head your not supposed to leave her at your house! What’s in town that’s so important!

>>11820402
im so offended by this. it looks nothing like lous

>>11814895
Americans. Any of them that denies this is either a whitefag or an immigrant.

>>11814397
>pour out the excess juices after browning the ground meat
>water
>meat
>ground
Those are sausage balls. The water is from the produce.
You're not arguing with someone that isn't from Chicago.

>>11820402
That's very clearly Giordano's, look how retardedly thick the crust is.

I'd ask her opinion on facesitting

>>11822371
>be me in highschool
>phat-assed gf comes over on the weekend
>things get very heated
>one thing leads to another and I'm eating her ass (luckily she showered VERY frequently--probably on account of dating me)
>I pull my head up
>she lunges her face towards mine and makes out with me

No sexual encounter I've had since then has been able to give me such a fucking intense boner upon remembering it. This was nine years ago.

>>11806182
give her the ol lickaroo

>>11806247
what body type is this and what should i eat to get it?

>>11806176
>all those carbs

disgusting

>>11810975
>>11812265
I wanna bash Lou's but I've never had fresh.
Still, if frozen is anything to judge by, it's tastier than Giordano's but certainly not better.
Giordano's still still garbage, though, with their tasteless, thick crust.

>>11813710
>Giordanos is the best deep dish maker in Chicago land area
This post screams tourist.