/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11800464
Probably.

>>11800464
I'm not a manlet who never touched a weight. If it's your only meal, and it's not a habit, a pizza to yourself isn't a big deal.

No, I just eat it in one laying.

>>11800481
Based and redpilled.
OP post body, you probably look like shit.

>>11800464
>Are there really fat fucks here who eat an entire pizza in one sitting?
If I don't get done with the first in one sitting there is usually no room for the entire second one later and I hate leaving leftovers.

how much of a pizza does one bagel bite equal?

how much of a pizza does two medium pan pizzas equal?

Medium meat lovers Pizza Hut pizza is 2560 kcal

A lightly active adult male who isn't a skinnyfat loser needs closer to 2800.

You would actually be at a calorie deficit if that was your meal for the day.

>>11800536
>A lightly active adult male who isn't a skinnyfat loser needs closer to 2800.

What about a neet who can't bother to get up from his gaming chair?

>>11800565
Then eat a vegetable, you fruit

>>11800464
qǝǝʍ 'ɟɟo ssıd

>>11800464
I ate a whole personal pan pizza once.

>>11800464
i used to eat two medium dominos pizzas by myself with a ton of beer when i was a fat fuck. now i get full after two slices

I eat two self made pizzas on pizza day. My calculations show that one of my pizzas is around 2100 calories.

>>11800464
That depends on the pizza
If its an actual pizza, which is VERY thin that a whole is not really a big deal, especially not with something very basic. Too bad you amerifats eat a huge ass pasta with snickers on it of course you are fat.

>was just about to order a while pizza

>>11800464
I'm 5'11" i eat entire pizzas every once in a while and somehow I still only weigh 140

>>11800536
2800 is a huge overestimation for lightly active, don't trust most TDEE estimators as they tend to overestimate your BMR

>>11800675
i should clarify i am a 5'9 manlet which obviously impacts it, a better way to put that is that 2800 is a number that is possible but could vary wildly with weight (and therefore height), and a person's definition of "light activity" and a tracker's definition are usually different

>>11800464
I was never fat because I've always been active but when I was younger I would eat an entire thin crust medium at a sitting. Nowadays only 4 - 5 pieces. Shit changes when you get older.

>>11800657
>Just about to
You're gonna do it anyhow, fatty

>>11800464
>has the effeminate hobby of anime
>has effeminate views on eating a whole pizza

>>11800675
>>11800679
6'2, 180-185lbs. Not everyone is a manlet. Most of what your saying is based on human error with people overestimating themselves.

Personally I shoot low. Run 1 mile or more daily, weights 3-4 days a week, I put in 'light' on cronometer.

ITT: Gays talk about health because single mommy raised a worrywart.

>>11800464
>Are there really fat fucks here who eat an entire pizza in one sitting?

You're posting on a mostly 'Merican board. They're all obese pieces of shit.

>>11800710
>run one mile daily
So you get 6-7 minutes of cardio? lmao...

>>11800746
>You're posting on a mostly 'Merican board. They're all obese pieces of shit.

Yup.

>>11800746
>>11800767
>learning disability space after quote

>>11800746

In my country, we would eat those fatties. Just imagine how many calories they could provide.

>>11800768
Who are you quoting?

>>11800710
no you aren't a manlet, you're dyel, i weight as much as you at 5'9 kek

>>11800776
Your muslim father.

Aren't you fat ass repulsive pieces of shit 'Mericans disgusted at yourselves? Honestly, how the fuck do you live with yourselves?

>>11800787
I'm disgusted by fat people, sure. Who isn't?
That said, I'm not fat myself.

>>11800787
>Honestly, how the fuck do you live with yourselves?
We just remind ourselves that we hace military bases on your soil and tell your leaders how to govern and also that we won every type of victory in this session of Civilization. We're in the post game now where the losers use our inventions (TCP/IP) to try and make themselves feel better via passive aggressive cope.

>>11800792
I don't think I've ever seen a blacker post on this board.

>>11800802
>gets destroyed by his master
>h-ha ha... y-you're black
Cope from a citizen of an effeminate country. You know what will make you feel better? Going on another board and talking about all the American culture and media you no choice but to consume.

>>11800817
>Cope

>>11800829
Ah, we've reached your limit. I accept your concession, Nigel or Pajeet or whatever third world name you have. Funny how my brain ended up whiter than yours, considering.

When I was working in the rail car manufacturing business as a welder I'd work doubles and then destroy a medium pizza and like a pound of wings after. Usually during the summer months tho after I probably sweat out like 3 liters of sweat and needed the sodium.

>>11800767
>remove the 13% of the population who are black from the obesity statistics
>obesity percent drops a whopping 2% to 38%
>b-but it's da nogs makin da US seem obese
kek

>>11800767

Whoa. I thought your american blacks were all supposed to be fit, jump high, & run fast? Doesn't look like your obese blacks are very in shape at all.

>>11800977
>I thought your american blacks were all supposed to be fit, jump high, & run fast?

those are the ones we pay to play pro sports. the slow ones are all in prison.

>>11800767

Don't forget diabeetus. Cuz it's the "genetics" and not the 12 liters of soda that blacks chug every week.

>>11800464
>My tummy is too full to finish this pizza
>I guess that means cold pizza for breakfast !!

>>11800872
>needed the sodium
This is the typical amerifat mindset. No one needs that much food.

>>11800990
t. zoomer

>>11800990
>cold pizza is soyboy tier
One of life's simple pleasures is not exclusive to numales

>>11800990
Wait how is this soy?

I have. A large american style pizza in one sitting. Am not fat because gym and cycling to work

>>11800760
>mile or more
That means rest days are at least a mile, dipshit, learn to read. Otherwise it's the "or more" part. Literal retard.
>>11800777
So, you're fat. Good job, lard ass.

>>11800589
>t.

>>11800464
I want to be a cute anime girl so bad

>>11800565
Like 1500 a day, if that.

>>11800536
Very scientific sounding while being 100% wrong. Congratulations.

I don't buy pizza, restaurant or frozen, except maybe once a month. That's how tempted I am to eat it all at once. Or within the same day, which is still all at once. Fuck pizza is so delicious.

>>11800464
yes you scrawny gay stickman

>>11800464
Extra large every meat and a bottle of ranch is my go to. I use a whole bottle for one extra large.

>>11800464
guilty of this myself, provided the diameter of the pizza is no more than 14" or completely covered in toppings

>>11800971
Retard

i occassionally down an extra large (60cm diameter) from my local pizza place
I always regret it at the end, but hey, what's done is done
I think i can do that only because i used to be a fat fuck - went down to 85kg from 115kg

Two slices are enough for. Me

>>11800464
When I was a teenager I could have eaten two pizzas in one sitting.

>>11800767
It's very easy to go overweight. Most of the Western world is overweight. Being obese is an entirely different story, but I'd still wager that to be about 20% or less.

>>11801412
How?

Yeah it's really easy. I weigh less than you though cause extremely fast metabolism.

Pizza is just a regular meal if you make your own!

>make dough
>make sauce
>put dough in oiled iron skillet
>add sauce
>add cheese
>bake

it's really nice to eat

I typically eat about five slices. 287 x 5 = 1435. Leaves a buffer for other things that day.

>>11801837
You're better off with plain white sauce

I know it's you Anna

>>11801944
no tomato is way better

>>11800464
>he doesn't like pizza in the morning
>he doesn't like pizza every day
>he doesn't like pizza in the evening
>he doesn't like pizza anyway

I normally have no problem eating a large pizza and breadsticks in one sitting but only get through about half of the chicken wings.

I mean, I CAN, but I also eat a lot in general and burn a lot of calories.

I'll eat a full foot long sandwich with veggies, double the meat, and double the cheese, and still be hungry like 4-5 hours later.

I probably just have a tapeworm though.

>>11800464
It's hard to know what you're asking because pizzas come in all different sizes.

>>11800464
When I was a teenager I use to be able to eat a large pizza in one sitting by myself. Nowdays I can do about half a medium pizza. Never been fat.

yes they are called amerifats oder amerimutts

A regular non-american pizza is probably around 1000-1500kcal. It's not over the needed calorie amount for an adult male, so there's no point in not eating it all when it's warm.

Every time. It's called carb loading.

BMI20

I'm 6' 140lbs and eat a 18" XL by myself like once a month, it's not a big deal

>>11800464
I usually eat once a day.

>>11800464
Like people have said, it depends on the pizza. If it's just an 11 or 12 inch basic margherita you'd have to suffer from bulimia or some shit to not be able to wolf it all down in one sitting.

But when I've had huge meat feast type pizzas with ridiculous amounts of toppings I've struggled.

>>11802222
Bulimics can do any size pizza easy. You just puke the first half up before you start the second half.

>>11802232
that's my fetish!

>>11800990
I don't think you understand what that meme means.

>>11800998
Do you even know how nutrition works?

>>11800464
what anime? such a cute style
if I order a large pizza I'll just kinda eat 2 or 3 slices through the day at most but usually someone else will have already eaten the rest before the 3rd
t.lives with family

>>11800657
It's ok, fries elf. You're lovely just the way you are.

>>11802499
Honesty I say 1/3 people even have a clue

>>11800464
Depends on how thick the pizza is, how many things, how hungry I am and how drunk/stoned I am.
Normally a pizza is two meals for me, meaning cold leftovers for hungover breakfast, but if I'm trashed and hungry I'll destroy a whole one

>>11800464
I'm over 6ft, around 90kg and can easily finish off a family sized pizza by myself in one night. I rarely gain any substantial amount of weight. so things like over eating has never been a concern for me.

>>11802470
Yes I do, cold pizza is for cucks

>>11800464
This literally is not difficult or a feat unless you are an actual child or have some stomach problem
A pizza is maybe 2k cal? Yeah it's a lot but you underwstimate how many cals you actually consume

>>11800464
Yup... It's not very often - not even very often that I have pizza at all - but some days I will murder a medium pizza. I'm about 6', 240 lbs, 38" waist.

Trying (not very hard) to cut down to 220 - upping the cardio, and eating better at least 5 days a week... but I guess that's more of a /fit/ thing.

He's not fat but my friend once ate an entire pizza after a cyclocross race. He ate it in like 5 minutes and only gave me one piece.

>>11800464
Shut up manlet.
You must have a literal child's body if you cannot eat it whole given the money to purchase a large pizza for yourself. Even a woman can eat a whole pizza too but they will never tell you.

>>11804238
>You are 12 and what is this?

>>11800657
Just do it and lift some weights.

>>11804239
Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>11804246
It's a school night, little Jimmy. Time to leave the pederasts and psychological deviants to pretend they know a god damned thing about food science or the culinary arts.

Sweet dreams, little buddy.

>>11804256
You realize 4chan is full of NEETs that depend on welfare, right?

I am a fat fuck but I cannot eat a full pizza in one sitting

>>11804280
train harder

>>11804246
Know Your Meme

>>11804263
Gotta prep the next wave of cattle somehow. Be a calf and roll yourself in this peppercorn-salt-fennel mixture.

I can eat 2 'large' pies from dominos in one sitting no problem. I used to eat 4 digiorno rising crust pizzas a day but I've cut back significantly.

>>11804333
i ate 2 large dominos pies and went to bed, had the biggest, hardest shit of my entire life, sent a pic to my friend and he said i should go to the hospital because of the blood

>>11800464
170cm 63.5kg manlet wizard here, I can still eat medium to large pizza by myself if they're thin crust. Can only eat medium ones if they're normal crust and am very hungry. It's not that much food desu.

>>11800464
This anime girl is sexy

>>11804885
>tfw ywn

Yurop's frozen pizzas from the mall are like 900 kcal, no big deal if you balance the other two meals and try to not sit for 8 hours straight of waking hours.

>>11804165
>240 lbs, 38" waist.

>tfw today I ate a bowl of rice and butter chicken for breakfast before having three hotdogs and iced coffee for lunch, and an energy drink with two mcdoubles and a mcchicken for dinner
I eat so much since I quit smoking. I want to stop being a fat faggot but I'm just hungry and bored all the time.

>tfw today I ate a bowl of rice and butter chicken for breakfast before having five hotdogs and iced coffee for lunch, and an energy drink with two mcdoubles and a mcchicken for dinner
I eat so much since I quit smoking. I want to stop being a fat faggot but I'm just hungry and bored all the time.

>>11805271
Vape instead of going cold turkey. Drink strong fucking coffee to curb appetite, also gives some buzz to ease the boredom.

>>11805271
>stop drinking to lose weight
>fuck this sucks, want to drink so bad
>try kratom
>it works, dont drink anymore
>if you drink on kratom it makes you feel sick
>read it kills your appetite and sex drive
>uh ok at least ill lose weight
>every time I use it on an empty stomach I feel really good
>somehow get munchies hard as fuck
>eat a big dinner. goddammit
>see pic of gril, not even porn
>get raging hard on and need a fap
god fucking dammit. did I just get trolled and this is normal, or does it really kill an appetite for other people? at least im not drinking I guess.

>>11805284
>Americans shill Kratom constantly on here
>It's harder than getting real drugs in europe
I dunno how you guys got that one past the cuckservatives

>>11800464

>>11801349
How did you do it and didnt put the weight back up? I'm currently in the process of going from 115 to something like 85 and I fear I will but the weight back on when I relax my dietary restrictions(stopped drinking, only drink water and black coffee now, no bread or pasta and no fast food)
I'm sure I could eat a whole pizza for a day if I don't slack with exercising but I feel it would add up quickly, pizza on Thursday, drinks on Saturday etc

>>11800464
I really don't get it. Unless pizzas are radically different overseas that they are in Italy and the neighboring countries. Here pizzas are 1 person servings.
I know americans share their pizza and so order different dressing on different parts of the pizza but couldn't they just order several different pizza ?

>>11805400
They can be up to or beyond 24"/60cm across, doughy, and loaded with fatty sausage and greasy cheese. A classic Margherita this is not.

>>11805418
>They can be up to or beyond 24"/60cm across
I see. I ate one margarita like this (however it was thin and light) one time in italy. By all means eatable by a healthy person in one go but definitely not the kind of thing I'll eat every week

>>11800767
>4chan.org
>Users from the US of A
>49.1%

>4channel.org
>Users from the US of A
>47.8%

>Owner
>Hiroshimoot, a nipponese

This is as much an american board as the US is a white country. You're all just the biggest minority.

>>11800464
>in one sitting

If i don't it'll turn cold and inedible

>>11800464
REEEEEEEEE!!
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE FAT MANLET FUCKS!
ANIME NAME NOW!

>>11800464

Reporting in. I am 5'6 and weigh about 385lbs last I weighed which was 2 weeks ago. On an average day I consume maybe 4500 calories. But I have gone on 10,000+ calories binges. A full pizza to myself is nearly a faily occurrence. Usually I get my favorite which is pepperoni, salami, Italian sausage, double cheese and jalapenos with a side of ranch. My life has always been sad but I gained all this weight in the past 2 years.i guess I couldn't persevere through life. I was always dealt misfortune and was a punching bag for everyone. Now food is my friend and brings me happiness. I hope when I die which will be soon hopefully that I die with a delicious food item in my mouth.

That would make me feel like shit for three days. The bloating would make me feel like horrible. Don’t do this you are just riding the momentum of the first couple slices.

>>11800675
But the TDEE estimators have a weird threshold for "lightly active," I consider myself to be lightly active and have been counting calories & have been losing weight despite being over 2800 every day. I'm a manlet trying to gain weight and if I'm more than lightly active according to these calculators, "lightly active" must literally mean sitting on your ass all day.

>>11800464
Yes. Are you a skeleton or under 6'0?

Yes. Please don't shame me, I can't help it.

>>11800464
I used to do that in my freshman year of college. Surprisingly, I lost 20 pounds of weight by the time I moved back for the summer. Then I started commuting to uni and completely fucked up my weight. I now float around 195lb, 5'9". I really need to lose this weight.

>>11800464
I'm not fat, but a small pizza's a good meal to me, especially a thin crust style.

I eat two pizza in the morning

>>11800464
Yes, I'm 6'2 215lbs of 20%bf alcohol bloat

lmao I'm currently laying in bed after eating this entire thing by myself in one sitting and see this thread

>>11800464

a 500-800g pizza is easily consumed in a sitting by anyone who isnt a nolift manlet.

>>11800464
I've done that and I'm not even fat. I haven't done it in a long time though.

>>11804242
like another pizza amirite? xd

>>11800565
>needs closer to 2800
https://youtu.be/0Wrw3c2NjeE?t=7

>>11800464
I ate your ass in one sitting.

I'm 5'10 and 135 pounds and I eat like a pig but do only one meal a day.

>>11800464
Im as tall as Danny Devito and I can destroy a large Pizza hut two topping in less than an hour. In high school the pizza place I worked at would even pay me in whole pizza's when they had slow days and the owner would enjoy me eating a whole pizza in the parkinglot. It's not that hard breh, the human stomach is capable of crazy things.

Oh yeah. Though admittedly I just eat cheese, not that it changes the issue. When I get back on the saddle I wanna order an extra large pizza and eat it. With a thing of pop (though that'd I'd ration)

>>11800481
/thread. just dont be a fat lazy fuck and you can exercise the pizza away

it's ok if you don't eat the crusts because those are the fatty bits

>>11800464
Yes there only here to learn how to do it more efficiently

>>11800536
FDA allows companies to be up to 20% wrong on calorie content on products.

>>11800464
Literally everyone does it in my country, even the women (most of the time). You some kind of stomachlet?

>>11800536
>Medium meat lovers Pizza Hut pizza is 2560 kcal
Jesus...

present

>>11800464
I weigh 135 and can eat a 18" pizza over the course off a few hours.

>>11808731
You have to 18 or older to post here.

>>11807669
Partly because it's basically impossible to get an accurate count, and also because it's completely meaningless when it comes to food that isn't mass production manufactured, and two plates could have wildly large variance despite being the same order.

>>11800464
What are you a girl?

>>11800464
It depends on what you have on the pizza and what kind of crust it is. I can finish a thin crust because it takes like 2 1/2 pieces to equal a normal slice. And I always get mine cut into squares. Sometimes I have 4-6 pieces left over from a large and I put them away for a lunch with a salad or something. I always get my pizzas with peppers, feta, and spinach so my fat is coming from the cheese mainly.

Depending on how much I have eaten that day and how much I have biked around. I can demolish an entire large by myself and still have the ability to not hate myself.

>>11800483
lolol my man. nothing like having an extra large pizza in bed while binge watching your favorite show.

>>11805483
>not liking cold pizza
>not enjoying reheated pizza more than fresh pizza

the fuck is wrong with some people?

>>11800464
I don't.
I do it in a half sitting

>>11800481
>If it's your only meal
>If it's not a habit
The fact that you people have to say this EVERY time tells me that it probably wasn't your only meal and it probably is a habit. If you have to spend so much time defending entire pizzas you probably eat entire pizzas quite often.

>>11810816
I have sex with my pizza to save calories.

>>11800464
I eat whole dominos pizzas to myself with cheesy bread, that's not that much if you haven't eaten much else that same day

>>11800787
By not being fat