/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why would anybody make this thread?

>>11791738
Thank god. This was the first good item they had since the loaded potato griller

>the 5 layer burrito is still only $2.19 if you use the app
>onions, red sauce, grilled, fire sauce are all no extra charge
Yeah, those fries sucked ass.

>>11791775
wait...... you're supposed to POUR the sauce AND DIP THE BURRITO HOLY SHIYT WHY DIDNT I REALIZE THIS?

>>11791801
With everything other than tacos, yes. What else would you do? Rip open the hermetically sealed burrito to that the filling spills everywhere when you take a bite? Pour it over the top and eat it with a knife and fork?

If ate stuff like that I'd die.

>>11791811
I've just been manually adding drops after every bite...

My taco bell closed. Also I'm homeless. It seems I won't be able to enjoy nacho fries this time around. Truly depressing, thanks for making my life somehow even worse OP

>>11791816
That seems really impractical, and potentially messy.

>>11791834
yep sums up my life pretty much

>>11791827
How are you posting here

>>11791854
>he doesn't know about the homeless general on /out/.

They may be stinky bums, but wifi is free.

>>11791866
>homeless
>still wasting time shitposting on 4chan
I wonder why they're still homeless

>>11791741
To earn their $0.05.

>>11791738
>already time for the next round of LTOs
>my beloved $1 enchilada grande burrito will probably be going away
say it ain't so

Heh, I've known this for months since the cashier at my local T Bell told me. It's coming back permanently too

>>11791901
The chicken enchilada is admittedly better than that 3 cheese nacho thing on the right, but they both still pale in comparison to the fritos burrito.

>>11791816
That can be the better method for the fat burritos you get at specialty places because the filling tends to come out, but for taco bell, dipping into poured out sauce is the (objectively) correct method.

Thanks for making this thread, OP. It's my day off and I've just been laying in bed for the past 6 hours drinking vodka. You reminded me to get up and cook some breakfast.

>>11791775
The burrito is the worst thing about the five dollar box

>>11791917
There is no 5 layer burrito box.

>>11791921
It comes in the chalupa box.

>>11791928
Damn! That almost makes it worth it (assuming you actually enjoy chalupas, tacos, cinnamon twists, and sugar water). The drink always seemed like a rip off, and of course you can sub the cinnamon shit for chips and dip, which would be free at the taqueria next door, and the tacos suck ass and are like two bites of food. Maybe I'll pick one up later, but it really seems like a rip off since you can get any free drink through the end of the month with any purchase. I sure with they included the 5 layer burrito with the double chalupa box.

>>11791827
I'm sorry, anon. Nacho Fries are on me. If you happen to be in Terre Haute Indiana, meet me at the south side Taco Bell at 11:15 tomorrow night behind the dumpster. I'll be wearing a black trenchcoat and rain boots.

>>11791738
These suck
Just imagine BK fries with shitty taco seasoning on them. Taco hell never filled my cheese container more than half way.

>>11791866
sounds pretty interesting, thanks for the tip

>>11791738
>be me
>be hungry as hell, bro
>go to Taco Bell
>order their delicious new Nacho Fries
>chow down... like a boss
>feel like I'm truly living mas
Thanks Taco Bell!

>>11791816
I do this. Then I can control the heat, and not over dip.

>>11792090
>hungry as fuck
>order the 1.5 ounce portion of fries
Wut?

>>11791738
These were pretty good, I'll probably pick some up

>>11791910
I've eaten chik fil a wraps for years and always dipped into the poured out sauce and never put it together for tb, but like
>>11792098
said you can modulate your sauce levels better
>>11791949
chalupas are the best item on the menu
chicken>beef>steak

>>11791816
This is all I've ever seen anyone do. Dipping like ketchup didn't even ocur to me until I saw some people on here doing it.

>>11791891
$0.01 per unique responder, actually, with an extra $0.01 for every one who uses an image and a bonus $10 if the thread reaches its bump limit. It's not as unprofitable as you might imagine.

>>11791801
no, you bite the packets and drink the sauce, fag

>>11791738
The portions were too small even for $1 and I'm not saying that as a fat fag, I'm going it because the cheese cup was almost bigger than the fry container.

>>11791801
I prefer making a tiny tear on the packet and squeezing out a little bit onto it after each bite.

>>11791901
These are bullshit. I know food ads are deceiving but these things are about half that size and 90% bread and cheese.

>>11793808
Yeah that was my method, I appreciate all the supportive responses from my fellow anons so I know I'm not incredibly exceptional

>>11791866
And here I am paying for my internet like a sucker

>>11793808
>>11793815
I also do this but it's fucking annoying, I don't see why they can't just have big squeeze bottles of hot sauce and squeeze it in to the burrito as they're making it

>>11793069
Order three and it would be the same price as a large fry anywhere else.

>>11793837
Or you could order 3 fritos burritos and pretty much have a day's worth of food that's 10 times more enjoyable.

>>11793844
>a day's worth of food
>3 $1 burritos
Honestly I'm jealous

>>11793868
They're 440 calories apiece, and are just beef, rice, cheese, and corn chips wrapped up in a flour tortilla, so they're pretty well balanced. Looking at other Taco Bell items a lot of the calories seem to come from the fritos (which I assume are soaked in oil), but they're still filling and delicious, though probably a bit high in sodium if you care about that kind of thing.

Just a heads up, the new chicken enchilada burritos are pretty bad. The nacho one is exactly what you'd expect

>>11793898
The nacho one is probably the worst variation of that they've done yet. I wasn't expecting to like the chicken enchilada one but it's not bad, though I'll still buy a fritos burrito instead after trying it a few times.

Did you heard they are called nacho fries because they are not your fries, they are mine.

this was the cutest stupidest funniest nicest thread ive seen all day I LOVE YOU OP!!!! AND YOU >>11791741 ur funny too

>two beefy 5 layer burritos with onions to fuck my stomach and intestines up senpai

>>11793921
okay, reviewbrah

>>11791901
I know that ads are supposed to be fake, but I got the burrito on the right and it was fucking insane the difference in the ad and reality. There was basically 0 filling, there's more filling in a taco than this burrito. It was almost completely flat with how little filling in the burrito there was. Beyond disappointing. Back to the classic frito burrito for me. When Taco Bell finally wises up and gets rid of the holy item that is the beefy frito burrito, I'll stop going there.

>>11794046
yeah but what else can you expect for $1?
I've even had this happen with crunchwraps.
Only burritos I can count on with TB is the 5 layer and quesarito.
Otherwise it's the cheesy gordita crunch.

I don't get how you guys are so crazy over the Frito burrito when the cheesey bean and rice exists. That jalapeno cheese sauce they put in it combined with hot sauce and onions is the best concotion of flavors available for a $1. And then get a Fritos burrito just for the meat content

>live in Jew York
>cravings box is $6 instead of $5
>everything advertised here for $1 is actually $1.40 before tax

>>11794135
Try using the app. You select your location after putting in your order, so sometimes I get items for cheaper than what they charge at the particular location (i.e. 5 layer burritos went up like 50 cents recently at a couple stores but I can still prepay on the app for $2.19 or whatever and they don't upcharge you when you get to the restaurant.

>>11791801
>>11791775
>>11791771
>>11791738

The sheer amount of shilling ITT is almost unbearable. Holy fucking shit.

People don't talk like this, and if they do then there's something wrong with them.

>>11794183
People do eat fast food, and taco bell is extremely popular. Sorry to burst your bubble m80

>>11794222
I eat taco bell a lot, but I don't go around talking about my favorite items to my internet buddies.

Are you guys fucking 17?

>>11794242
Different anon, but I'm 34 and eat Taco Bell probably 5 times a week and don't have any internet buddies, which seems like more of a zoomer thing. I just post here and a couple other boards about things I'm interested and sometimes other lonely drunk anons reply.

>>11794077
Have any of you considered putting a cheesy bean and rice burrito inside a frito burrito? It's what I do. The best of both worlds, for only $2.

>>11794242
Dude, it's a fucking board about FOOD, on 4CHAN. Why are you bitching about it?

reminder to get the fries bell grande or supreme with all the toppings on the side so it doesn't get soggy

>>11794277
I don't think it's zoomer. I'm 37 and had internet buddies from high school up until maybe 23. Then it started feeling empty so I abandoned them to find friends in meatspace, which I never found because I'm the type of person who uses the term "meatspace."

>>11794242
>I don't talk about food online

>>11791827
hey homeless man. Unless you live in philly, nyc, or a couple of other locations it doesnt matter

>>11791775
>>11791738
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

>>11794456
Maybe I just wasn't very internet proficient in the 90's. I did AOL chat a few times in middle school, but never actually made any internet friends. I had a small group of friends in college who appreciated body horror era Cronenberg, but unfortunately didn't stay in contact with any of them. I think it's just impossible to find friends in your 30's starting from scratch.

>>11791738
These ironic shill threads are so numerous that its actually shilling at this point. This really needs to stop.

>>11794517
>he doesnt know its the betaest fast food sandwich
>doesnt know that he is being cucked by the guy who fucked a mcchicken
real best mcD sandwich currently besides a regular cheese/hamburger is the ghetto mcchicken. remove mayo tis healthier

>>11794534
>dumb frogposter can't tell the difference between mcdonald's, chik-fil-a, subway, papa johns, pizza hut, kfc, or wendy's threads and taco bell threads
Pro-tip: real people actually eat at Taco Bell and Taco Bell threads actually have real discussion.

I've been doing this for years with

>>11794470
i talk about food
not taco bell menu items

>>11794582
what food would you like to talk about?

>>11791949
So here's my order (apparently the free drink offer ended). Any thoughts?

Who the fuck cares. Bring back volcano sauce you taco pricks. That was the only good thing you ever had. Volcano burritos, tacos, and nachos were so good they ruined my life. At one point I was eating only off the taco bell volcano. BRING THEM BACK. DO YOU HEAR ME TACO SHILLS. BRING ME THE VOLCANO

>>11794667
Well here's the actual order. There should be some kind of /ck/ point system to bet on how many customized items they actually got right (they usually fuck up half the custom orders, but let's find out!).

>>11794885
>al fresco soft taco with fire sauce

>>11794960
>chalupa with fire sauce and chips and guac (full ramekin)

>>11791738
please come to Canada
please come to Canada

>>11794965
>chalupa with fire sauce and chips and gauc added

>>11791738
THEY NEED TO BRING BACK THE VOLCANO TACO, MY ANUS MISSES THE VOLCANIC SHIT I'D TAKE FROM CONSUMING THIS SPICY TREAT.

>>11794971
>they forgot the onions and red sauce so we added some gringo bandito to make up the difference

>>11792090
> hungry as fuck
> taco bell pays 0.02 to post this
>waste it on nacho fries
Truly living ass right?

The quesarito is one of the best things at Taco Bell.

>>11794277
How fat are you?

>>11794978
For the main event, it's the 5 layer burrito (admittedly under-grilled; the anon ahead of me bought $25 worth of Taco Bell. Fucking kek, how does that even happen? I had a shot of getting married and having kids once, and I swore that if I did I'd stop smoking, cut down to 2 drinks a night, and only eat fast food once or twice a year exclusively on road trips.)

>>11791917
I went out and bought the $5 chalupa box solely because of this post. It turns out I wasted my money, as the 5 layer burrito once again confirmed itself to be the best Taco Bell menu item. Yes, they forgot the onions and red sauce, but with a little guacamole and fire sauce it still blows everything else in any $5 box I've tried out of the water. It seems like a good deal - and it admittedly is a bit more food than just ordering 2 5 layers - but at the end of the day it's just not worth it. The tacos suck, the chalupa sucks (and is messy as fuck), and a sugar water isn't worth it unless there's a deal where you get it with no extra charge. The worst part is the lack of satiation; fast food combo meals are a fucking scam, desu.

>>11791801
>>11791816
>>11791834
I've never understood the sauce meme, does it really make the burrito that much better? I've tried it and it just overwhelms the flavor of the 'rrito to the point where I can't even taste any of the other ingredients

>>11791738
>fryologists
You mean the cooks? The fry cooks?

>>11795240
>the sauce meme
If you're going to Taco Bell and not using sauce you're doing it wrong. It's literally designed to be eaten with their sauce and is just incomplete without it.

>>11791738
>another fast food thread

>>11793808
I love when one of the sauce chunks gets stuck in the opening. So when when the packet is squeezed the internal packet pressure builds up high enough to cause a violent and unexepected sauce ejaculation onto me

>>11792098
There is no heat to modulate. Taco bell sauce is a joke.

>>11794885
>they usually fuck up half the custom orders
Any time I ask for something to be grilled there's a 50% chance they forget to grill it.
I've started just taking it out of the bag right when they hand it to me and checking. If it's not grilled I hand it right back to them and it always takes them by surprise.
HOW HARD IS IT TO THROW IT ON THE GRILL FOR 15 SECONDS?

>>11797676
Pretty sure it's 17 seconds, but sometimes it looks like they take it out early.

Taco Bell Tuesday?
Gonna try out the 5 layer with onions and red sauce like the other anon.
Also not sure where you're at that you're getting those free. Here they charge 10 cents for onions and 15 cents for red sauce.

>>11797790
The app is screwy. Sometimes they charge for them and sometimes they don't. If they try to charge I usually close the app and try again.

And here's the haul. Looks like they forgot the onions and red sauce on the 5 layer. Oh well, nothing a little diablo and fire sauce can't fix.

>>11797805
I ordered through the website. It's always charged me.

>>11797881
Kys wageslaving loser

I know Taco Bell has many favored burritos, but to me the perfect one is the trusted combination burrito

Shredded cheese, no cheapo cheese sauce, beef and beans, onions, red sauce. It's perfect.

If I feel like being extra, I'll order a side of any special sauce or maybe sour cream or guac to dunk it in

>>11795907
Little late on this one eh, pepe?

Alright what's the best thing to get at taco bell

I usually get the 2$ baja blast and frito burrito combo deal but im looking to expand

>>11797906
It honestly depends on what you want, what sort of flavors are you looking for?

I think the best standbys that are consistently there are the Cheesey Gordita Crunch, Chicken Quesadilla, and I'm also fond of Double Decker Tacos and the Combination Burrito

>>11797924
I really like when theres that warm nacho cheese filling in the burrito, what are some burritos like that?

>>11797927
The 5 layer, the best item on the entire menu.

>>11797927
Quesarito most definitely. Probably my favorite menu item.

>>11797927
Usually they have quite a few of those as it's a cheaper filler to use, I'm not sure if all of these are currently there but some are bound to be. Check the handy Taco Bell website!

>>11794998
>I had a shot of getting married and having kids once, and I swore that if I did I'd stop smoking, cut down to 2 drinks a night, and only eat fast food once or twice a year exclusively on road trips
I didn't plan on feeling this feel when I entered this thread.

>>11797935
I've never understood this. It's literally a grilled 5 layer burrito with rice instead of beans and the chipotle sauce which costs 25 cents to add, and yet it costs a dollar more.

>>11794986
Wow, you caught on that the guy who eats a ton of fast food is probably fat. Way to go, Ace Detective!
God damn it frustrates me beyond reason when people pick such low-hanging fruits...
Isn't there a trap thread on /b/ in need of your keen eye to call out fags? Fuck off.

>>11794593
BEANS

>>11797934
Good taste my man

You guys don't think Diablo is hot, right?

>>11795744
Then why the hell do they not just put the sauce in the food in the first place?

>>11797906
For me its a steak quesadilla and a steak quesarito. Plus chips and a Baja blast. I don't get anything else

>>11798417
if you ask them to they will

>>11798417
Because some (wh*te) people can't handle even a tiny little bit of heat from their pitifully weak hot sauce without thinking they're going to die.

>No potato bowl
>Can't fill it up with onions and protein to have a healthy delicious lunch at taco bell
They're seriously missing out on it. You could charge $5 for it and it would cost pennies to make

>>11798417
They'd get sued. That's the actual reason, people who think black pepper is spicy would have a heart attack.

Fuck chicken caesar grilled stuft burrito, I want regular GSBs back. The XXL bullcrap just ruins them. They remove the rice and add a pound of guac and sour cream. Sure you can order them custom but custom orders at Taco Bell only have like a 30% success rate. The staff are universally brainlets.

>>11798199
Diablo sauce is enjoyably hot, but the cilantro is too powerful. Fire tastes best, so I always use one fire and one diablo.

>>11798574
this is the way to go. one diablo for heat and one fire for flavor.

>>11791906
based fritos burrito poster.

>>11794183
lol maybe the people in your head don't talk like this.

>>11797902
Simple and satisfactory. Tried and true. These are the words that came to mind as you described the combination burrito in your post. The feelings of a better time are conveyed in the steadfast simplicity of your words. They weave together to create a truly complete vision of what the combination burrito means to you. The truth of your description matches the truth of life, the daily routine that we all undertake, and the sweet variations that make the routine that much more worthwhile. Truly excellent prose, I am humbled to be in the presence of a fine and honorable Anon such as yourself.

>>11798653
Great post.

>>11791738
Who the fuck didn't know?
They literally said that on their twitter after they had taken them away again

>>11798737
Thank you. TB will also pay out a bonus if a post hits a certain character count.

>>11792797
Tell me how the fuck I can get in on this.
Seriously. I would totally get paid to shitpost.

>>11791801
why would you do this? it wastes sauce.

>>11798991
No, it doesn't. Besides, they give you tons of sauce.

taco bell needs to bring back that one soft taco they had with sweet and sour sauce. that shit was bomb

should i go get some taco bell? its 9pm

>>11796573
Lewd

so you lick the wrapper after you're done?

>>11799021
of course

>>11799021
Of course! The great thing about Taco Bell is that it's delicious and convenient at any time of the day! Enjoy bro.

http://tacobell.wikia.com/wiki/Taco
SUBTLE

>>11799021
Live Mas, brother

you faggots probably never get up in time, but the bell probably has the best fast food breakfast in the game

>>11792810
Wait hol up i actually do this. Same with ketchup lol.

Im fucking mad they brought the rolled chicken tacos back and then got rid of them again :<

They were such a good hangover snack

>>11799488
You can't possibly be serious. Go to literally any gas station or the frozen aisle at Walmart and you can find better taquitos for half the price.

>>11797790
Here's tonight's order. The onions and fire sauce are free, but they're charging $2.89 for the 5 layer instead of the $2.19 they charged a day or two ago. It's just screwy, but still always a better deal than ordering in person (and for some reason my free drink with any purchase deal came back)...

>>11799565
*onions and red sauce

>>11798043
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly

>>11799676
Not the fat guy you first responded to. Just a really irritable person who hates when people go for the most obvious response.

What's their current temporary meme item and how is it?

>horrible industrial food-corp product is back

BASED! Can't wait to go and spend my shekels on it!!!

The dark and dismal state of /ck/ and it's fast-food posters sends shudders through my very soul.

>>11800345
It's the """"grande"""" burritos and today is the last day
The chicken enchilada one is pretty good IMO, but the three cheese nacho one is pretty much the same old shit they've always served but in a smaller portion because it's a fucking dollar and they gotta profit somehow

When are they bringing back the daredevil grillers?

>>11791811
it's not exactly hard to open and close a taco bell burrito.

>>11801675
Opening it isn't the problem, dum dum.

>>11799565
They just randomly give me the free drink. Not sure why but it just pops up every so often.

Are any of these things viable in Canada? Our dollar is shit and so are our selections

I hate it

Here's you 0.01 bro