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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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11786891 No.11786891 [Reply] [Original]

>"Hey, bro, you're making spaghetti? Here, let me help"

>> No.11786910

>thanks bro, now the pasta will cook evenly!

>> No.11786927

good choice now it will wrap nicely around our forks

>> No.11786942

>>11786891
Oh look. It's this thread again.

>> No.11786951

why does /ck/ go so berserk about this like it ruins spaghetti or some shit?

>> No.11786955

Al dente!

>> No.11786957
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>>11786942
>if a thread has ever been made in a subject, you can't ever make it again

>> No.11786967
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>>11786957
>if a thread has been done to death and gets the exact same replies every time it's posted, we should keep posting it

>> No.11786982

>>11786967
this
>>11786957
kys

>> No.11787059

>>11786967
Damm I didn't know Tailor Swift was attractive. Girls are so much more desirable when they seem unhappy, angry, or at least minimally uncomfortable

I wonder what it's like to be attracted to happy women

>> No.11787062
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>>11787059

>> No.11787064

>>11787062
Not bad, but I bet she's hideous when she's not making that face

>> No.11787112

>>11786942
Go complain about reposts on Reddit

>> No.11787157
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>>11787112
sammyclassicsonicfan here
MAKE OC
MAKE OC
MAKE OC MAKE OC MAKE OC MAKE OC MAKE OC

>> No.11787223

>>11786942
What?

>> No.11787532

>>11787157
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

>> No.11787539

>>11786957
sorry nobody likes your meme thread or you in general

"bro"

>> No.11787646
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>>11787539

>> No.11788074

Just put it in the pan without breaking it in two. It will cook and the external part will sink down. Don't people know this already?

>> No.11788107
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>>11788074
I won't fall for your tricks.

>> No.11788268

>>11786891
my girlfriend does this, it drives me insane

>> No.11788317

>>11786951
Once you break something it won't work anymore so enjoy your non-functioning spaghetti

>> No.11788388
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>>11787646
he mad

>> No.11788474

Can these threads just be reported as trolling at this point?

>> No.11789542

>>11788107
>tries making basic spaghetti
>sets them on fire
What?

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>>11786891
no need to thank me bro

>> No.11790416
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11790416

How do you respond?

>> No.11790442

>>11790416
"I've got something that's too big to fit in your pot right here, if you know what I mean."

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>>11790416

>> No.11790753

>>11786942
Sneed

>> No.11790756

>>11790747
noodle brick
ramen is the finished product

>> No.11790883

>>11790416
thats a tiny pot though

>> No.11791168

>>11790747
You're going to force me to call Sneed.

>> No.11791382

>>11786942
Huh?

>> No.11791440
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11791440

>using shitty dried pasta for any reason
>using basic bitch spaghetti when innumerable better forms of pasta exist
>having aspergers for real

>> No.11791458

>>11786957
>WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING ME OUT FOR FORCING A MEME
You're acting like a fag, OP

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>>11791458
>make a reasonable point
>"HURR DURR DIS IS U LOL SPERGLORD XDDDDD"

>> No.11791840

>>11789542
>What?
u heard me

>> No.11792464

>>11790883
Bitch should use a bigger pot. You'd want to use one much bigger than the pasta you're cooking anyway

>> No.11792469

>>11792464
yeah let me just go to the fucking pot store in the middle of the woods

>> No.11792481

>>11791440
For real, rigatoni, radiatori, fuck, even shell. Cook something that'll actually hold sauce, ffs

>> No.11793153

>posts the same thread with the same image every day on an anonymous image board
>calls other people spergs

saged

>> No.11793284
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>>11793153
>retarded sees the same thread bumped
>think it's several
>calls others retarded
Have a (you)

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11793436

You are a piece of shit.

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>>11786891

>> No.11793788

>>11788107
Did you know that before alarm clocks were invented, people used different lengths of spaghetti for different lengths of time. They'd cook one end of spaghetti before getting in bed and wake up once their house burnt down.

>> No.11793860

>>11793788
I still do this. I guess it's because of my 12% Italian heritage

>> No.11793878

>oh no you ruined the shittiest pasta available!
Said no one ever

>> No.11794745

>>11786891

>> No.11794753

Why don't they just sell shorter pasta instead?

>> No.11796444

Pasta is nasty

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>>11786967
For me