/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11766100
Salt Bae Killer

:3

>>11766188
how does he get out

>>11766027
whaat is it? tofu?

>>11766226
I was expecting the guy marrying her to be white because locals are always getting cucked like that lmao

>>11766103
>grey meat

>>11766339

>>11766213
Prob

>>11766188
>filename
lmao good one anon

...

>>11766103
more charismatic than salt bae

>>11766247
That was never three pounds of salmon

>>11766439
And that was never six pounds of pork.
What the fuck?

>>11766463

>>11766467

>>11766456
I think it's a nice touch giving the pizza to a junkie off the street. Shows their human side.

>>11766467
And HIM.

>>11766473

>>11766471
I thought blacks loved ganging up on whitey. Why aren't they doing it when it's justified for once?
If I were her I'd quit my job on the spot, knowing all those big men I worked with didn't have my back.

>>11766456
Is this supposed to make them look good?
Bread is one of the easiest and oldest food traditions on earth and they can't even be bothered to MAKE DOUGH IN HOUSE

even LC manages to do this and their pizza is SHIT

>>11766486

>>11766188
based filename

>>11766531
no.

>>11766103
Who is this adorable creature?

>>11766567

>>11766567
Wrong one..

Om...NO

>>11766031
>puts styrofoam container on hot grill
thx for the melted box and chemicals in my food

>>11766594
WINNER

>>11766571
Some kind of mole?

>>11766615
I'm confused, what is this

>>11766590

>>11766620

>>11766631
Still confused

>>11766620
looks like some azn chick with huge tits, no bra and her gay friend

>>11766213
it's basically a crunchy/chewy funnel cake

>>11766226
what the actual fuck
what the fuck kind of advertisement for a fast food restaurant is this
at jollibee's we sell despair

>>11766631
The worst way to get the meat out of a pomelo.

>>11766594

it's one of those biodegradable paper ones

>>11766031
it boils my blood when I see dark frying fat.

>>11766485
Probably because it's a McDonalds

>>11766226

>>11766477
I'm a dude and even I want this man to eat my pussy

>>11766615
titty monster

>>11766745
Good for him it was empty. He'd just have taken off his face anyway.

>>11766793
lmao wtf china

>>11766226
>all that obvious product placement

>>11766554
The fucking chips would just get soggy in a bag filled with sauce. And look at that fat white cunt giving her thumbs up. That's enough to know it's no good.

>>11766615
ok, so she walks up and stands in line. So what?

>>11766798
efficiency

>>11766617
That is bamboo rat dude

>>11766232
But what happens next? A suicide pact, I hope.

>>11766532
>>11766535
finally some food stall in china that looks dank and delicious and not gut churningly horrifying

>>11766471
wow
kinda shocked nobody jumped in and clocked the dude, and they're all black. you never see that

>>11766226
I was waiting for the punchline and its just a guy being cucked forever? How is this suppose to sell jollibees

>>11766531
Looks like a slop o shit

>>11766471
lmao she looks like a downie and she even does the clap thing

>>11766477
i fucking love this guy
im pretty sure hes the mayor or something of whatever place hes at
he likes to do these polynesian culture things

>>11766807
>white

>>11766631
>cctv lmao

>>11766720
Don't come to England, then, for ye would surely perish.

>>11766226
>>11766232
I don't know what the fucking deal with south east Asian countries and these depressing ass emotional appeal commercials. Like the fucking Thai life insurance commercials. Also Jollibee is a weird guilty pleasure of mine. Fried chicken and an Aloha burger can hit the spot like a mack truck on the right day.

>>11766531
>tubgirl

>>11766477
I cant believe Super Fly Jimmy Snuka is still alive.

>>11766477
No wonder he's chief of the fucking village. I'd pay 40 pigs,12 cans of spam, and my outrigger canoe to marry his daughter.

>>11766202
How the fuck are you supposed to eat this?

>>11766234
this kills the crab

>>11766426
why does he have the German Reichsadler on his shirt?

>>11767305
I checked, it's not. It just looks like it. It's from some fashion brand called Boy London or something.

>>11766531
Thats not chili you dumb fuck

>>11766426
based gooknazi.

>>11766486
>t. don't know anything about supply chain distribution and quality control

One day you'll get an education or a job, bud

>>11766454
uses food as a money table.... disgusting

>>11767169
aka Raclette sandwhich.

>>11766468
Why is the meat still raw ?

>>11766550
this is tacos now, paco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgTwE6Dkku4

>>11766226
>I want the #2 Chicken Cuck meal with extra sadness

>>11766197
can America please just stop already...?

>>11766188
>>11766192

>>11767756
She's from England.

>>11766571
Szechuan wombat

>>11766485
That's what I was thinking. The one time it's okay to go full pavement ape, and you just stand there?

>>11766234
th-that's a pretty big knife senpai :3

>>11766531
Imagine the smell.

>>11766045
>I always wanted to be an attraction.

>>11766550
My uncle is white and his enchiladas shit all over anything I've ever had made by a beaner. He's lived not too far from the border his entire life to be fair.
But any white person that makes an effort can outdo beaners at their own food.

>>11766027
This guy looks kinda sad

>>11766615
10/10 tits. I'm in awe of these lasses.

>>11766485
>gook manager
They'd get shot from their boss's rooftop

>>11767280
You don't

>>11766234
>are you feeling it now Mr krabs?

>>11767634
he also uses street as a toilet

>>11766538
The throwing water on it at the end always gets me. Fucking retard

>>11766542
Those greasy tortillasook good as fuck

>>11767976
lol

>>11766615
>good tits but weak ass and legs

>>11766454
indians are so disgusting sometimes

>>11766487
i want eat this so bad but knowing how much fecal matter is in there is a real turn off

>>11766226
This is supposed to be comedic, right?

>>11766454
"What do you want in your slop?"
"Everything"

>>11766793
that is fucking insane
how?? seriously

>>11767702
grego is undeniably based
asian girlfriend aside
the entire video is so he can lay out the onions and carrots to look like a cock and balls

>>11768120
how often do you find yourself asking that captain autismo

>>11766531
some dumbfuck put water in there

>>11766100
>>11766103
>>11766116
>>11766349
>>11766468
>>11766589
>>11768347
>>11768352
>>11768367
better than that fag saltbae in every way

>>11767756
That appears to be cockneyville guv'.

>>11766590
I once was on a hospital waiting for some results when i opened up my arms cuz my shoulder was in pain, when i opened them up i accidentally hit a cart caring some some hot cocoa i trowed only a cup and feel like shit, when i apologized the dude was like "don't worry mate, what happens happens", makes me feel bad for the waitress.

>>11768294
if this is all you do for most of your life you get good at it

>>11766793
>You are the new guy?
>Here, keep going until i am back.

>>11767237
the life insurance ones make sense from an emotional standpoint; we take care of people here
i have no idea what jollibee is trying to do here, watching this doesn't make me want to eat fast food, it makes me want to off myself

>>11768035
it's obviously staged anon

>>11766045
Why is this being recorded by more than 0 people?

>>11766103
>minimal maillard on outer suface
>cooked medium-well

fuck right off lad

>>11768126
>"What do you want in your slop?"
"Shit"
"Say no more"

>>11766232
okay what the fuck

>>11766593
You just KNOW it tastes only of sugar and 11 spice

>>11766793
Impressive

>>11768347
>better call saul season 3

>>11768600
It's part of their "Eat the sadness away, you fucking fattie" ad campaign. Sounds catchier in Flip speak.

>>11768347
Fuck, looks delicious.

@11766188

She's British, but noice troy, dick'ead

>>11766631
in awe at the size of this lad

>>11766812
She was shoplifting melons

>>11766456

Shows the absolute subhumans that consume this garbage too. Very realistic.

What a corporate oligarchy hellscape America is.

>>11766554
What is the white stuff that kind of looks like sliced onions? Jicama?

>>11766539

B-build away Mr. President, build away...

>>11766589
This is great.

>>11768839

>>11767956
for 您

>>11768838
Absolute pomelo

>>11768883
I laughed like a maniac at this post. Good stuff.

>>11766589
why did he throw the pin if he was just going to make two more?

>>11766226
>>11766232
is their food good at all?

theres one here in Winnipeg right near a fucking mcD's lol
from the look of the place and the mascot i thought it was some family/kid type restaurant

>>11766232
Why make commercials about nuclear weapon grade friend-zoning?

>>11766754
Dude would chew through your pelvis

>>11766477
More like how to fuck up your gums.

>>11767166
This is fucking sad, how she's already a smaller copy of her mother, an ugly deformed dwarf with nothing but gray concrete and shitty street food in her future.
There's no romanticism at all in chinamen lives, less than in fucking brazilian favelas.

>>11766615
holy christ my dick just did the

*schleep*
REAL SHIT?

>>11766188
based eggman stuck in egg fort

>>11766197
her VCR is stuck on 12:00

>>11766627
Ouch, hope she didn't nick an artery.

>>11766554
Looks good until you realise you've got no way of getting at the chips, forcing you to either eat your way through 6 inches of toppings or turn it all out onto a plate.

>>11766045
did not realize that is a mirror and not a window above the counter and thought there was a guy outside mocking him at the beginning.

>>11766260
That's a mound of stewed beef tendons and tripe. It tastes a lot better than it looks.

>>11769450
Are you saying you don't want to eat through 6 inches of jicama, cucumber, pickled onions, japon peanuts, tamarind candy, gummies, cotija, chamoy, hot sauce, and mayonnaise just to reach Doritos that are thoroughly soaked in lime juice and Clamato?

>>11769476
I'm saying I'd prefer it if I could actually eat the Doritos along with the sauces and toppings, not separately. To do that, I'd need to turn it out onto a plate, which defeats the purpose of 'street food' in the first place.

>>11766188
>>11766192
how did he even get in though

>>11769463
Fucking hell, Anon, I haven't had a good laugh from /ck/ in ages.

>>11769384
I think the 'dwarf' is the mother, not the cook. Asian women shrink something fierce when they age.

>>11766539
>not so bad at first, a trashy cuisine take on chips and dip
>oh god stop
>STOP
>WE NEED A WALL

>>11768455
This, just compare their Instagram pages. One is replete with massive spreads of home-cooked, wholesome food, the other is infested with pretentious cuts of meat and hideously soulless celebrities.

>>11766550
ballpark franks lookin' fingers

>>11766641
six years ago I bought one of those shits and shared it with my family, we all go salmonella and shit everything we had inside our bodies, my dad got it worst, he was so weak he fell in the bathroom, broke his nose and had a hearth attack, he almost died. we never ate chicken ever again.

>>11769233
it's filipino fast food

>>11769493
we've gone from laughing at crazy people in zoos to the crazy people voluntarily recording themselves for our enjoyment

>>11767280
You aren't supposed to eat it. You are supposed to take a picture of it and put the picture on Instagram.

>>11766594
>>puts styrofoam container on hot grill
>thx for the melted box and chemicals in my food

100% A N G E R Y

>>11766531
>Golden_Corral.txt

>>11768688
You didn't stay for the cheese...

>>11766234
Why can't those fucking subhumans KILL their food before they start cutting it?

>>11769672
the cheese is the worst part, fucking disgusting.

>>11766486
>even LC manages to do this
Their fresh in house dough being shittier than mass produced dough is hilarious

>>11766519
To our foreign bros who see posts about Subway but have never had it, this is pretty much what Subway looks like. Except for the mystery meats.

>>11769571
you and your family a bitch

>>11769467
it already looks so fucking good tho...

>>11768352
he is always so happy

>>11766631
>grapefruit

>>11766477
>has a knife
>uses his teeth

>>11768347
Stop making me want to go Turkey just for a meal.

>>11766627
>>11769432
Staged, commercial or infomercial IIRC.

>>11769938
The window shattered like safety glass instead of breakaway glass.

>>11766197
How does she get out of the kitchen without breaking down her doors?

>>11769679
You do realize animals such as fish and crabs are literally incapable of feeling and properly processing pain the way humans do because they lack not only the correct nerve fibers but even with those nerves they lack a neocortex in their brain to process those nerve responses of pain. Because of this fish are capable of surviving for longer despite being injured or gutted like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pthhpQU1-dQ as they don't process the pain and thus won't have abnormal nervous system changes or shock.

>>11769679
>caring for a sea spider

Now, that's a faggot.

>>11768080
>sometimes

>>11766589
Is Roach food worth it? They know how to make a good video at least.

>>11767768
Holy shit lmao

>>11767702
I had one of these once. Casa Fiesta if I'm not mistaken. Was actually good.

>>11766477
even without audio, i can hear his laugh
what a guy

>>11766031
>not using seasoning salt

>>11768367
he needs to work on his fake smile
it looks like something out of chinese propaganda

>>11769737
>implying subway sandviches have pastırma, kavurma, sucuk, macar salam

subway is overrated overpriced here.

>>11766531
restaurant's burst restroom pipe overflowing

>>11766509
>"the maggots add nutritious value"

>>11766542
went to mexico 3 years ago and had atleast 20 of these in one night, cost about $6

>>11769938
Da Fuck.
>OP

>>11766589
His hands are rediculously small.

I have no idea..?

>>11766191
through the eggxit

where the fuck are the saltbae webms?

>>11770611
She probably got fired for not following the JSA.

>>11766232
>>11766226
So he steals his cuckfriend's joke to try and impress the girl he really wants to bang. Patriarchal privilege in action, everyone.

>>11767981
Well you'd be sad too if you had a bunch of retarded tourists circling you like a hawk making GUFFAW sounds just because your food is different from what they know. They make shrieking sounds and laugh when they see his food, not caring of his feelings, just so they can post it on social media in the hopes that they get lots of likes to validate their shitty lives.

>>11766550
>olives

>>11766027
Would it kill you to say what some if this shit is instead of just using dumb fucking file names?

>>11770820
That"s the translation..........
整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了
A whole big pig's head, all the rice was eaten.

FUCK

>>11770800
why did you type this out?

Why is it always disgusting fucking third worlders in these threads with their literal shit food?

>>11770163
just because an animal doesn't go into shock doesn't mean it's not experiencing pain

>>11768854
and where do you live?

>>11770947

>>11766045
There are people filming within the footage that the person is filming. These people are seriously making public spaces insufferable. I'd like to just enjoy things without ending up in the periphery of everybody else's recordings.

>>11768098
your digestive system will get used to it after a few weeks, but you'll be basically constantly very sick until then.
if you visit I mean

>>11770947

>>11768877
I'm pretty sure its Cueritos, or pickled pig skin

>>11770967
That guy at 0:11 with his proud "I got so much Nutella" smile. What it must be like for happiness to come so easily.

>>11766045
Wtf is that even?

>>11771007
why drop it in the sink
woman can't cook

>>11766677
but why did they post it in a ck webm thread?

>>11766045
Why are there so many bald people it norway??

>>11771019
bretty good anon

>>11769493
what happened to her nose
it looks like a bad plastic surgery job

>>11768367
looked like literal turds there for a second.

>>11770644
why with there bare hands though
is it some kind of tradition?

>>11771023

>>11771024
Well, she's Korean, so it's probably the best her parents could afford for her 13th birthday present.

>>11771010
she handled it pretty well I think
inb4 AKSHUALLY

>>11771043
>AKSHUALLY she handled it pretty well I think
cringe

>>11771048
>cringeposting
neckbeard core

>>11771065
>neckbeardposting
roast core

>>11771027
wow logan paul looks like that now?

>>11771027
who is this? ive seen him posted here before

>>11771095

>>11771103

>>11769571
next time take internal temps.

>>11771024
thats what far east asian noses look like m8, no surgery. Is it hard to believe some people are just not the best looking?

>>11771151
>not the best looking
you take that the fuck back
my waifu is perfect

What in the actual fuck

>>11771171
what an annoying, obnoxious piece of shit

>>11771151
that's not true at all what are you even talking about

>>11766103
Is that a tenderloin?
What's the point of using an expensive cut of meat for a recipe like that?
I guess chicken would taste pretty much the same with all that stuff on top.

>>11766188
>>11766192
Do you think either of these guys have a grasp of how much they're used as jokes by random people on the internet?

>>11766232
Okay this went way too fucking far

>>11769571
Where did you buy it?
Usually those rotisserie chickens from supermarkets are overcooked to death.

>>11766511
ah perfect! a burrito that's open on both ends so all the food can spill out as soon as you try to take a bite! just what I needed!

>>11766550
Thought this was Jack until I saw the nails.

>>11769679
This is why you're losing, white man.

>>11766439
Just salt and liquid smoke?

>>11767169
But the bread isn't toasted

>>11770194
Turks are good at two things: genociding Armenians, and cooking meat.

>>11771166
Yummm love bread soaking in raw low quality ground beef!

>>11771281
Have you been to an optometrist recently? I think it's time for a checkup.

>>11770637
Absolutely based

>>11770611
How can you fuck up this bad?

>>11771335
My teeth are fine.

>>11771260
It's one of Jack's friends actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>11766631
>that massive barrier of pith
>5+ minutes of delicately separating the meat from the pith
>looks like slabs of raw pork
>tastes like an inferior grapefruit
pomelos fucking suck.

>>11767169
>putting bubbling hot cheese on top of raw greens
yuck

>>11766456
What about the levitation?
What the fuck

>>11771206
It's probably venison or something alone those lines.

>>11768329
>Here's your cold fry sandwich sir

>>11766486
their pizza does iron man numbers. they need to keep up or they lose money (money is called dough)

>>11766593
Literally looks like the shit the Bakers try to feed you in RE7.

>>11771017
Because they grow good beards

>>11771176
That woman is a national treasure

>>11771110
white people are useless

>>11771628
Pretentious clickbait bullshit

>>11771171
Shes cute but plainly out of her mind

>>11766491
You can smell the poo.

>>11771019
>on a sandwich

>>11769679
How are they subhumans?

Anybody got that webm with the boiled egg curry recipe? Saw it here not long ago

>>11766234
ffs i hate chink subhumans, why is it so hard to kill your food before you slaughter it?

>>11766542
i am mexican, i would suggest that ask them with less oil.